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 Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:27 pm Post subject:  Why don't people walk up escalators? |
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| Seriously... walk your lazy asses up the stairs. Just because it eventually gets you there doesn't mean you have to stand there like an idiot. |
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:03 pm Post subject:  |
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I like people and things to work for me.
That's why I take elevators and stand still instead of walking in place. |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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| That's why I stab you in the anus with a large dagger and charge onward to the top of the escalator. |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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If I'm hauling 16 bags of luggage around an airport or station, I'm gonna take that escalator ride and abuse the shit out of it.
If it's just me and a bag or small woodland creature, I'll take the steps. |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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Sometimes I walk in the opposite direction of the moving escalator just to make it work harder.
I don't want that fucking escalator slacking off. |
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| Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:20 am Post subject: |
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| I hate escalators. Those bloody green glowy lights underneath give me the heebie-jeebies. I take the stairs. |
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| Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:30 am Post subject: |
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| I walk, then I pass people and give them dirty looks. |
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| Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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| It's okay not to walk up them, you should just always stand to the side so that people who want to walk are able to... |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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| I will ride if no one is trying to pass me... but its like a ride... to go up with it... if they had an escalater ride at the fair,,,i would be sold for sure... just like a moving walkway. its a ride. I just wish they went faster. |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:06 am Post subject: |
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i always go up an elevator thinking there will be a huge drop at the top...but to my disappointment it never happens  |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:21 am Post subject: |
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| I just fu**ing hate it, when your busy, your in a big old rush, and you have two fat people get right in front of you, your trying to walk up the escalator, but you cant, because they're blocking the whole thing |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:36 am Post subject: |
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| Because they're made for us to ride and enjoy. If you wanted to walk up steps, the stairs are always available for your convenience. |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:36 am Post subject: |
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| Try having sex on an escalator. |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Try having sex on an escalator. |
Something tells me that wouldn't be comfortable, nor easy... |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:10 pm Post subject: |
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escalators that go up, I do not walk up, I ride it up.
escalators at air ports on flat land I will walk on and not stand still |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Try having sex on an escalator. |
Something tells me that wouldn't be comfortable, nor easy... |
It's not. You have to get the right angle. |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Try having sex on an escalator. |
Something tells me that wouldn't be comfortable, nor easy... |
It's not. You have to get the right angle. |
LOL, aight, thanks for the advice
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Twon wrote: |
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| Try having sex on an escalator. |
Something tells me that wouldn't be comfortable, nor easy... |
It's not. You have to get the right angle. |
He said "on" an escalator, not "with" an escalator, Twon. |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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| hahahah, that made me laugh sooo hard. |
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:07 am Post subject: |
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| Try having sex on an escalator. |
Something tells me that wouldn't be comfortable, nor easy... |
It's not. You have to get the right angle. |
He said "on" an escalator, not "with" an escalator, Twon. |
Either way, you need to know the Pythagorean theorem and pi to the 73 decimal place. |
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:14 am Post subject: |
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| Twon wrote: |
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| Try having sex on an escalator. |
Something tells me that wouldn't be comfortable, nor easy... |
It's not. You have to get the right angle. |
He said "on" an escalator, not "with" an escalator, Twon. |
Either way, you need to know the Pythagorean theorem and pi to the 73 decimal place. |
wow dude, why not just on the handrails??? You may be moving, but that will make it more fun, lol |
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:37 am Post subject: |
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| ilikegreens wrote: |
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| Try having sex on an escalator. |
Something tells me that wouldn't be comfortable, nor easy... |
It's not. You have to get the right angle. |
He said "on" an escalator, not "with" an escalator, Twon. |
Either way, you need to know the Pythagorean theorem and pi to the 73 decimal place. |
wow dude, why not just on the handrails??? You may be moving, but that will make it more fun, lol |
Giggity, giggity! |
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:03 am Post subject: |
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| ilikegreens wrote: |
| Twon wrote: |
| JennyWren wrote: |
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| Try having sex on an escalator. |
Something tells me that wouldn't be comfortable, nor easy... |
It's not. You have to get the right angle. |
He said "on" an escalator, not "with" an escalator, Twon. |
Either way, you need to know the Pythagorean theorem and pi to the 73 decimal place. |
wow dude, why not just on the handrails??? You may be moving, but that will make it more fun, lol |
Sure if you just want to get off. But if you want to make love.... |
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:11 am Post subject: |
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| Well Twon... at least you won't have to worry about not finishing before you reach the top. |
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:30 am Post subject: |
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| Twon wrote: |
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| ilikegreens wrote: |
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| Try having sex on an escalator. |
Something tells me that wouldn't be comfortable, nor easy... |
It's not. You have to get the right angle. |
He said "on" an escalator, not "with" an escalator, Twon. |
Either way, you need to know the Pythagorean theorem and pi to the 73 decimal place. |
Incidentally, I memorized PI to 540 decimal places last year. How l33t am I? |
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:46 am Post subject: |
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540? Wow! That's a lot.  |
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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| write it down here Jenny. |
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:45 pm Post subject: |
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Twon, Have fun with your sex adventure on the escelator, meanwhile Ill be trying to pass  |
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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I just like chillin. Why walk if you don't need to?  |
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