My Offical HH Brag Brag

Yeah, I don't care if you don't care, it's a thread to brag, so I'm bragging, and it's a good place for me to save my hand histories......

Been playing for a year, but just came up with this idea...

[b3421500856]We'll start with an all in preflop when I have KK and I flop quads.[/b3421500856]

Pre-flop

JUJY folds. PokerNerdAA raises to $14. kwc2000
calls. callfarkya re-raises to $62. hillhounds
folds. jugglover folds. PokerNerdAA re-raises to
$206. kwc2000 folds. callfarkya goes all-in for
$84. PokerNerdAA is returned $122 (uncalled).

Flop (board Kh 3h Kd)
(no action in this round)

Turn (board Kh 3h Kd Qs)
(no action in this round)

River (board Kh 3h Kd Qs Ah)
(no action in this round)

Showdown
PokerNerdAA shows Kc Ks.
PokerNerdAA has Kc Ks Kh Kd Ah four kings.
callfarkya shows 4s 4d.
callfarkya has 4s 4d Kh Kd Ah two pair, kings and fours.

$3 is raked from a pot of $188.
PokerNerdAA wins $185 with four kings.

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Pre-flop
MASWERTE calls. hillhounds folds. jugglover folds.
JUJY folds. PokerNerdAA raises to $11. kwc2000
calls. MASWERTE calls.

Flop (board Ad 4c 3d)
PokerNerdAA bets $15. kwc2000 calls. MASWERTE
calls.

Turn (board Ad 4c 3d 4s)
PokerNerdAA bets $22. kwc2000 raises to $44.
MASWERTE folds. PokerNerdAA calls.

River (board Ad 4c 3d 4s Js)
PokerNerdAA checks. kwc2000 checks.

Showdown
PokerNerdAA shows Kh As.
PokerNerdAA has Kh As Ad 4c 4s two pair, aces and fours.
kwc2000 mucks cards.
(kwc2000 has Ac Qd.)
$3 is raked from a pot of $166.
PokerNerdAA wins $163 with two pair, aces and fours.


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[b3421500856]Quads Again??[/b3421500856]
Flop (board 5s 2s 3c)
bubbabribee bets $18. ragtastic folds. PokerNerdAA
raises to $36. bubbabribee re-raises to $54.
PokerNerdAA calls.

Turn (board 5s 2s 3c 7c)
bubbabribee bets $90. PokerNerdAA calls.

River (board 5s 2s 3c 7c 3h)
bubbabribee bets $306. PokerNerdAA goes all-in for
$245.15. bubbabribee is returned $60.85 (uncalled).

Showdown

bubbabribee shows Ad 4d.
bubbabribee has Ad 4d 5s 2s 3c straight, five high.
PokerNerdAA shows 3d 3s.
PokerNerdAA has 3d 3s 3c 7c 3h four threes.

Hand #35084831-39944 Summary
$2 is raked from a pot of $796.30.
PokerNerdAA wins $794.30 with four threes.


[b3421500856]MOST RIDICULOUS SHIT THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME IN A WHILE[/b3421500856]

Pre-flop

PokerNerdAA raises to $10. ShayneO folds. Hedonic
Rush folds. stark00001 calls. acinam folds. Big
Puns folds.

Flop (board 4h 8c As)

PokerNerdAA bets $18. stark00001 calls.

Turn (board 4h 8c As 2h)

PokerNerdAA bets $62. stark00001 calls.

River (board 4h 8c As 2h Ks)

PokerNerdAA goes all-in for $65.80. stark00001 calls.


Showdown

PokerNerdAA shows 8s Ad.
PokerNerdAA has 8s Ad 8c As Ks two pair, aces and eights.
stark00001 shows Kh Ac.
stark00001 has Kh Ac 8c As Ks two pair, aces and kings.


$3 is raked from a pot of $317.60.
stark00001 wins $314.60 with two pair, aces and kings.

Cool. That's awesome. I just don't have that much of a bankroll to play on. Do you get free bankrolls?

Nah the guy that owes me $10,000 sent me $1,000 last night, I won it fair and square playing pingpong and playing poker on his account (so techinally my money wasn't at risk for that, but it's not like I'm getting it handed to me).......

If you ever need money online (UltimateBet) I can send it to you if you pay me paypal or MO )

I had pulled all my money out of poker, but then party gave me a free $15 so I took it to $60 first night, and cashed it to full tilt in anticipation of party shuting me out.

The players at full tilt are so divided, you have some really good solid players, and some incredibly LAGy players with absolutely no composure.

Last night I had around $50 at the .25/.5 tables. EP caller small blind completes I have JJ, I raise to $1. EP folds, SB calls. I flop a set he checks I bet the pot and he folds.

Very next hand I get AA in the SB, 5 limpers, including the same player on the button. I raise to $2, folds around to button and he pushes for $60.

Two hands later he has rebought for $50, and again I stacked him with top set to his medium PP on the flop.


anyhow i've rolled up to $220 so in 2 days of play.

I don't understand bubbabribee's all in on the river there in that last hand.

Yeah Justin, the other night on Full Tilt did you see Phil Ivey and Texas Limit King playing? They had a combination of like $200,000 at the table, insanity. Irish played on there and got up to like 50k at a 5,000 max, but I've never played on full tilt......

I don't get his all in on the river, or my call on the turn. I somewhat new I was beat, but really had a strong feeling I'd boat up or something. Got to go with the feelings.....

Anyway, after that hand I went down to 669, but back up to like 810 or something.....

well I don't know if calling on the turn is a bad play, he could easily have As Xs for a gutshot and nut flush draw, or even a 48 of spades and be open ended on the turn. That all in is only going to be called by a better straight or a full house though, he already has the flush draws that missed out. I suppose the one hand that can call would be a A3 of spades, if you thought he missed his draw.

I sweat the $1000/$2000 Omaha hi/lo tables every now and then. Limit poker is so boring to watch, but omaha is a lot more fun to watch because you can better guess what kind of hands the players are betting with.

anyhow i've never seen irish on there before, but I do see a wide selection of players so i'd believe it.

Isn't "Texas Limit King playing" Todd Bronson? I've seen them drop 50k like nothing, reload another 50k and do it again.

The other day was pretty weird. I was playing 5/10 6max, 2 tables on FTP and 2 on party. My turn at one of my FTP tables and kqs so I raised, look up to see the caller and it's Phil Ivey.

He only played a few hands but was pretty strange having him at my 5/10 table. Said he had got up too early for any high stake games. I went and checked and he was sitting at the highest limits of every game available on FTP.

what blinds do you play pnaa?

Full Tilt Poker is a decent site, but the bonus clears very slowly. TexasLimitKing is a guy named 20 year old guy living in Sweden. He's insanely good, he bought in for $1 million each at 2 heads-up tables the other night.

limit tables I am assuming?

Yep, he's a limit player only I believe

most pros play limit

[quotef5b6ef615d="xyclonez"]most pros play all games. This includes holdem, omaha, stud, and all variations hi/lo, limit, pot limit, and no limit varients[/quotef5b6ef615d]

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[quoteecf342e0ab="justinag06"][quoteecf342e0ab="xyclonez"]most pros play all games. This includes holdem, omaha, stud, and all variations hi/lo, limit, pot limit, and no limit varients[/quoteecf342e0ab]

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between nl and limit, most play & makes their money off limit

[quotede8f7488dd="kdollar"]what blinds do you play pnaa?[/quotede8f7488dd]

Highest I've played was 25-50, but that was only for a day.....

I took $6,000 from it, but I decided that that was way over my head and I'm not going to do that again for a longgggg time....

Most of the time I start at 2-4 and then usually either win or lose, go play 3-6, then maybe, JUST MAYBE, I'll go play 5-10.......

Either way, just lost $200 so I'm pretty pissed.

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Lady_Aces == Me

I literally have not played online poker since October when I last posted here, but I recently put $100 on Bodog because I just found out they still allowed US Customers. Ship it ;)

Damn, IDK how you guys can put so much money in like a hand and stuff

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What do you use to put money into it? I'd definately do this if I had a way to get money on.

I just used my Visa bankcard......


Since Thursday, I have played 16.98 hours. In those 16.98 hours, I have won $5,017.46. $295.44 an hour to lay in my bed and click "check, fold, raise"......not to mention I'm always on FiPG, Facebook, AIM, Gmail, and Myspace in the mean time, eating and drinking whatever I want.

I mean, it's a decent job ;)

Hey, so where do you guys recommend playing? I got into Pacific poker in September and made about $100, but then they passed that gambling law so I never got back into it. I'm really craving playing now though. Any recommendations? Where do all the fishies go to now?

Bodog or Absoulte Poker.

I'll check em out, thanks =D

Damn OMW, thats the type of job I want, but all the money your investing shock . Selling all those condoms paid off huh, hopefully one day ill have that much money to gamble

Hey, is the competition pretty tough at Full Tilt? I was just wondering because recently they added that as an offer to a few freebie sites and I figured I might as well kill 2 birds with one stone.

Honestly, I would say I'm pretty new at poker. I've read a few books and sites on it but don't have much actual practice outside of a month at Pacific Poker. Think I would be alright at Full Tilt or should I go for Bodog or Absolute like you said earlier?

post some eye candy.reading is hurting me eyes.

Bodog still allows US customers? Hmmm...I might have to get back into this...

[quote43618e3b03="x323smostwantedx"]Damn OMW, thats the type of job I want, but all the money your investing shock . Selling all those condoms paid off huh, hopefully one day ill have that much money to gamble[/quote43618e3b03]

I made a $100 deposit about two weeks ago.....and right now have $4,000 in my account.

Wait what? you deposit $100 and made $4,000? how?

Well here's just a few hands I've won....

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[quoted9b27be865="OldManWrigley"][quoted9b27be865="x323smostwantedx"]Damn OMW, thats the type of job I want, but all the money your investing shock . Selling all those condoms paid off huh, hopefully one day ill have that much money to gamble[/quoted9b27be865]

I made a $100 deposit about two weeks ago.....and right now have $4,000 in my account.[/quoted9b27be865]
How much did u start playing for? $1/$2?? I deposited 50 bucks yesterday and lost it on poker and blackjack, I have 50 bonus, but I cant play em, I think I needed to get more "points" or whatever

Um I started playing the 50 cent dollar tables, then after I won $200 playing on that, I moved to $300 max. I built up to like $1,500 from that, and have won the rest playing $600 max and $1000 max.

Oh damn its betting lol im horrible at that, good luck to you keep on banking

No Bodog is betting and poker. I've made all this playing hold'em.

OMW, any advice on my earlier post? Thanks!

[quote037c074115]Hey, is the competition pretty tough at Full Tilt? I was just wondering because recently they added that as an offer to a few freebie sites and I figured I might as well kill 2 birds with one stone.

Honestly, I would say I'm pretty new at poker. I've read a few books and sites on it but don't have much actual practice outside of a month at Pacific Poker. Think I would be alright at Full Tilt or should I go for Bodog or Absolute like you said earlier?[/quote037c074115]

just. wow.

[quote547c8a56de="Excel"]Hey, is the competition pretty tough at Full Tilt? I was just wondering because recently they added that as an offer to a few freebie sites and I figured I might as well kill 2 birds with one stone.

Honestly, I would say I'm pretty new at poker. I've read a few books and sites on it but don't have much actual practice outside of a month at Pacific Poker. Think I would be alright at Full Tilt or should I go for Bodog or Absolute like you said earlier?[/quote547c8a56de]


To be honest all the sites are the same if you're playing lower stakes tables (such as anything below $5-$10). All sites have the same type of players at the lower tables. However, some "pros" prefer one site over another, so you will run into a lot of different competition playing higher stakes on different sites.


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Could someone teach me how to play poker?