I NEED A SUCCESSFUL EXPERIENCED AFFILIATE MARKETER!!!!

Hello there, I need a successful affiliate marketer to help me get going. I have a decent amount of cash to get started and I want to start out by making at least $7,500-$10,000 MY FIRST MONTH! You can teach me how to run it myself or create it with all of my money and then we can split profits 60-40 in my favor( I know enough about this to know that once it is running, the money starts running as well on autopilot, thats why the split is what it is). I will only do this split if we get over 15,000 per month mark. If that happens the first month, then we can split! I think you know what I am saying. I want a real person to help me and hook me up. I DONT WANT A LINK TO A PROGRAM THAT WILL HELP ME. If you want to point me in the direction of a real person that would be great! ANY HELP IS GREATLY APPRECIATED!!!

$7,000 to $10,000 profit your first month and you only split if it's over $15,000? Those are some rough terms...

You ain't lyin

Those are rediculas terms "only after 15k" lol g/l finding this person.

ok fair enough, I guess I was pretty crazy for those terms, but I just wanted to get the point across that I want to get into the BIG money, thanks for the feedback and if you scroll this far down on the post, forget anything I said, if anyone can hook me up or help me out, please let me know, regardless of the terms. THanks