Fat? Ugly? Yellow teeth?

Buy some of this shit

Cortiban. 2 bottles of the fat burner, 2 of the vitamins. I hear they're tasty.[=http//cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9514778735&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1]Cortiban. 2 bottles of the fat burner, 2 of the vitamins. I hear they're tasty.
Body Sculpture. Tube. I hear it's tasty[=http//cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9514779502&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1]Body Sculpture. Tube. I hear it's tasty
Youth Factor. Stay young. I hear it's tasty.[=http//cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9514781078&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1]Youth Factor. Stay young. I hear it's tasty.
TrimLife. Fat Burner + Vitamins. I hear they.. taste like shit.. but they work like mo'fuggin' GANGBUSTERS![=http//cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9514780439&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1]TrimLife. Fat Burner + Vitamins. I hear they.. taste like shit.. but they work like mo'fuggin' GANGBUSTERS!

Finally, here's all the crap that isn't even worth tryin to flip on ebay
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[liste34678cbf6][lie34678cbf6]CurbYourCravings
[lie34678cbf6]UltimaPatch
[lie34678cbf6]LeanLife PM - 2 bottles
[lie34678cbf6]Corticet
[lie34678cbf6]Formula GC
[lie34678cbf6]Xhobatol
[lie34678cbf6]WhiteOverNite - Perfect for treating yourself to some heroin to celebrate your new pearly whites!
[lie34678cbf6]UltraSlim Patches
[lie34678cbf6]2 TrendWhore bracelets. Because fat people are trendy!
[lie34678cbf6]A Purple Rubberband
[lie34678cbf6]A Penny, 1996, head side up
[lie34678cbf6]A Shiney Pog-looking thing with 2 finger indents (?) on the rear side and a snake strangling a tiger. Definately the prize piece!
[lie34678cbf6]A Plastic Toy Sai Weapon Handle[/listue34678cbf6]

You get IT ALL! For the price of shipping. Say.... $5 Paypal (I'll not get off my ass for less). I'm sure there's more of this shit around the house somewhere, I'll throw anything else I find in the box. Buy, bitches!

meh.. nvm

Good luck selling your stuff/crap

haha i love you you have samples, and then you have crap noone would ever buy, unless you happened to have a 1996 penny collection roll wink call me[/size23d35f2b70]

If I wasnt trying to gain weight and look older I would buy some of this crap.

this should be in the "for sale/hot deals" section

[quotefbae265c62="Iloveipods2"]this should be in the "for sale/hot deals" section[/quotefbae265c62]

Where do you think it is?!

Chris, calm down =P

lol, it's just that he HAD to click "For Sale / Hot Deals" to read this thread but yet he makes that comment..

roll

Eh I'd almost buy the whitener

[quote3c84f59e2f="Chris"][quote3c84f59e2f="Iloveipods2"]this should be in the "for sale/hot deals" section[/quote3c84f59e2f]

Where do you think it is?![/quote3c84f59e2f]

WELL IT WASN'T BEFORE, THEY MOVED IT HERE AFTER MY COMMENT, settle down budy, i'm pretty sure you could have inferred that like everyone else. wink

[quote312fb693e6="Iloveipods2"][quote312fb693e6="Chris"][quote312fb693e6="Iloveipods2"]this should be in the "for sale/hot deals" section[/quote312fb693e6]

Where do you think it is?![/quote312fb693e6]

WELL IT WASN'T BEFORE, THEY MOVED IT HERE AFTER MY COMMENT, settle down budy, i'm pretty sure you could have inferred that like everyone else. wink[/quote312fb693e6]

Nope... actually it's always been in the For Sale section. Don't try to cover up your stupid mistake with all caps, and then tell him to calm down ;)

[quote7a9f30506f="kevxross"]
Nope... actually it's always been in the For Sale section. Don't try to cover up your stupid mistake with all caps, and then tell him to calm down ;)[/quote7a9f30506f]

hah, point made!

PM'd

w/e shrug

how did u actually get ur sample from whiteovernite. From what i hear they charge u like 100$ and don't even send u the sample. Did u end up having to pay out the ass for it?

[quote6c5cf36710="amir89630"]how did u actually get ur sample from whiteovernite. From what i hear they charge u like 100$ and don't even send u the sample. Did u end up having to pay out the ass for it?[/quote6c5cf36710]

I got my sample and so did my GF. Stuff is such cheap ass garbage. They probably make $5.00 profit off the shipping cost alone. The directions have more misspelled words then the back seat of a school bus.

[quote03c0d8da3c="amir89630"]how did u actually get ur sample from whiteovernite. From what i hear they charge u like 100$ and don't even send u the sample. Did u end up having to pay out the ass for it?[/quote03c0d8da3c]

I just signed up and got the sample shrug Didn't have any troubles with them. They may have tried to wrongfully charge me, but I wouldn't know since I used a virtual Citi number )

You want it? Nobody's Paypal'd me 5 bucks to get off my ass and to the post office yet. Chris has changed his mind twice now lol

if you sold all that crap in bulk on ebay you could probably make a decent amount. i sold the ultraslim for $19 + 4.99 shipping alone.

[quote14f4998742="kevxross"]Chris has changed his mind twice now lol[/quote14f4998742]

Lol lol oops