whatcha think?

does santa have fingers?

and adverts for coke dont count as proof.

How does he hold the sack of presents?

i think he just has mittens, and he can bend them, like clenching and unclecning a fist......if he cut 4 lines in each mitten then he could have fingers.

Yeah, I'm thinking Santa just has mitten hands. I imagine them to be flipper-like in appearance but not really grotesque looking. Like hands but with the fingers smooth and conjoined. Theysayjump, I like the avatar. They Live, right?

they live?

[quote43e175c62e="theysayjump"]they live?[/quote43e175c62e]

Yeah, it was a movie from the 80s with Roddy Piper in it. It's about how the elites in the country are all actually disguised aliens here to rape the planet for all it's worth. In order to keep people in line they placed subliminal messages everywhere (magazines, billboards, newspapers) saying stuff like "OBEY" and "CONSUME." It's really about yuppie culture but done in a really crappy, 80s sort of way. I saw that's what your avatar was so I assumed you'd seen the movie.

nah never heard of it......im from scotland and on MTV2 over there they had this animated "thing" called mr snaffleburger that would come on inbetween videos who would make anti-establishment and socially aware comments but then the people who created him would come on and his eyes would go all googly and he'd stop saying them and say he was sorry....then at the end it would flash up on the screen CONFORM, CONSUME, OBEY.

i just liked it cos its the opposite of what i believe in and its kinda what MTV promote. be funny, be good looking, wear cool expensive clothes, do what your told and you can be famous too.....thats just my take on MTV though lol

heres a link to Mr Snaffleburger

http//www.matazone.co.uk/animpages/mr_snaffleburger_is_not_real.html

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right chesyl right

lol

That Mr. Snaffleburger stuff is class. I found their main page and checked out some of the other videos - good stuff. Frighteningly close to reality, too... Thanks for the link.

no problem, glad you liked it! D

Santa? He was born with a genetic defect so no fingers, thats why he had to be santa, couldn't find another job

Oh st. john!

ahhh so thats why he.......but then how.....or where did the small.....hmmmm

[quote808c29a71f="theysayjump"]does santa have fingers?

and adverts for coke dont count as proof.[/quote808c29a71f]

No hands. Just those little yellow clamp hand-things that LEGO minifigs have.

yeah....just like that!

santa has no fingers I tell ya! He has has those deformed hands, which he hides with those white cotton gloves.

~Gloves are cool, especially Santas. They're soft and white!

I think Santa's a robot that kills people.

[quote100157d3ca="ougijoe"]I think Santa's a robot that kills people.[/quote100157d3ca]

hmm......so if he's a robot then who created him and why do they have him killing people and what kinds of people does he kill and what does he do with them when he has killed them and does he keep count of how many people he has killed and does he have to meet a quota and what does he use to kill the people?......

[quote2eac41298f="theysayjump"][quote2eac41298f="ougijoe"]I think Santa's a robot that kills people.[/quote2eac41298f]

hmm......so if he's a robot then who created him and why do they have him killing people and what kinds of people does he kill and what does he do with them when he has killed them and does he keep count of how many people he has killed and does he have to meet a quota and what does he use to kill the people?......[/quote2eac41298f]z

The Raeliens, sacrifices to their coming Lord, bad children, the Raeliens drink their blood, and of course, he's a robot!, and yes, quota, to make their coming Lord happy and his creepy lego hands. shock

I thought that was obvious!?!

have any of you seen the futurama with the robot santa good episode