Save me from myself...

Any of you guys use heroin?

Seriously, I'm in talks with a married woman and I can not quit it. I need some internetz advice such as "slap her with your cock l0lz", "ask your neighbor, lol" and "PICS OR GTFO!"

Anyone know where to get said advice at?

Also, WTF is wrong with this place? Let me mod this bitch, I will bring in more hoes than TFOAF's mom allows him to bring in his basement.

Your poor kid.

Pics or GTFO.

Walk away dude. I fucked a married woman in her midlife crisis. I lucked out (never had to meet the husband - he was also sane enough and pussy enough to never track me down).

You might not be so lucky. Also, now people are filing suits against people who their spouses are cheating with. They have to prove intent and you OBVIOUSLY intend on at least flirting with a woman you know is married.

Walk away.

Aren't you married too?

You can be a dirtbag in exchange for the few minutes of pleasure you'll get out of sleeping with her. Your life won't be any better for it (it could end up being a lot worse), and you'll have traded your morals and dignity for pussy.

Or you can be a man and not fuck another man's wife.

[quote2fc40c30f3="TryinToGetPaid"]Any of you guys use heroin?

Seriously, I'm in talks with a married woman and I can not quit it. I need some internetz advice such as "slap her with your cock l0lz", "ask your neighbor, lol" and "PICS OR GTFO!"

Anyone know where to get said advice at?

Also, WTF is wrong with this place? Let me mod this bitch, I will bring in more hoes than TFOAF's mom allows him to bring in his basement.[/quote2fc40c30f3]

ttgp = the situation

-dan

[quote646b734247="TryinToGetPaid"]Let me mod this bitch, I will bring in more hoes than TFOAF's mom allows him to bring in his basement.[/quote646b734247]

Shit, that's a lot of hoes...

Fuck you TTGP.

[quotee0dff2cc2c="theysayjump"]Pics or GTFO.[/quotee0dff2cc2c]
This is why I love TSJ....this is why, this is why, this is why I love TSJ

[quotee0dff2cc2c="tylerc"]Aren't you married too?[/quotee0dff2cc2c]
Psh. No.

[quotee0dff2cc2c="TFOAF"]Fuck you TTGP.[/quotee0dff2cc2c]
Love you too sweetie cakes


To everyone else
Well to sum up a long story short - she was separated for 4 months, he asked her for one more try. She gave him the chance, and then he started drinking heavy. Told him to stop or she was out of there faster than hoes when TFOAF appears at the party. She lives 4 hours away CURRENTLY, but tomorrow she is moving back here and is coming to let our children frolic together. I am going to pursue other vags at the moment and let her know that we can flirt, there is no harm in that, but we have to be friends and friends only until she decides what she wants (which as we know, the women species never know what they want)

i thought you had a kid

[quotedc9f19ae18="EatChex89"]i thought you had a kid[/quotedc9f19ae18]

Hence why he said to let their children frolic together.

pics or GTFO!!

how old is this woman? And how come all these young ass people are married, or getting married, or having kids? I just cant understand what goes through peoples heads at this age to do things like this its 2010 we have ways to prevent these situations!!!!

[quote43b8351ed0="Stroid"]how old is this woman? And how come all these young ass people are married, or getting married, or having kids? I just cant understand what goes through peoples heads at this age to do things like this its 2010 we have ways to prevent these situations!!!![/quote43b8351ed0]

What are you talking about? Back in the day people got married when they were like 20.

<---- Married at 21.

when did you meet her?

I married at 22

[quote009fd27311="CollidgeGraduit"]I married at 22[/quote009fd27311]

Yeah, but we got it annulled the next day though.

Hey old timers, this isn't the '20s anymore. The only reason people got married back then was because it was the only way to get laid. Since we invented hookers and masturbation, there's no incentive to get married anymore.

Well, there's MONEY.

[quote6f835ac167="ilanbg"]Hey old timers, this isn't the '20s anymore. The only reason people got married back then was because it was the only way to get laid. Since we invented hookers and masturbation, there's no incentive to get married anymore.[/quote6f835ac167]

When you have no money and your hand just doesn't suffice, a constant source for sex (the wife) is a great thing to have, especially when they hold you as you cry yourself to sleep afterwards.

Maybe one day when you get laid you'll understand. ;)

I have pretty big hands so I don't think it will be an issue. It's like getting a handjob from a gorilla.

Which I have to presume is better than sex.

[quote49356fc803="TryinToGetPaid"] Told him to stop or she was out of there faster than hoes when TFOAF appears at the party. [/quote49356fc803]

I wish I could say that I didn't fall off the bed laughing at this, but I'm trying not to lie in 2010.

What an epic thread all around.

PS - I thought you were married too, but regardless, she is, so stay away. How would you feel about the guy that nailed your wife if you were married? Plenty of other poon out there you can chase until this bitch finally gets a divorce.

[bca8144d7ff]RESIST TEMPTATION[/bca8144d7ff]

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[quotede9d1903d8="Investopedia"][quotede9d1903d8="TryinToGetPaid"] Told him to stop or she was out of there faster than hoes when TFOAF appears at the party. [/quotede9d1903d8]

I wish I could say that I didn't fall off the bed laughing at this, but I'm trying not to lie in 2010.

What an epic thread all around.

PS - I thought you were married too, but regardless, she is, so stay away. How would you feel about the guy that nailed your wife if you were married? Plenty of other poon out there you can chase until this bitch finally gets a divorce.[/quotede9d1903d8]

There may be plenty of other poon out there for him to chase, the only thing is that this is the only poon that was too slow to run away.

[quote408e73e196="Investopedia"][quote408e73e196="TryinToGetPaid"] Told him to stop or she was out of there faster than hoes when TFOAF appears at the party. [/quote408e73e196]

I wish I could say that I didn't fall off the bed laughing at this, but I'm trying not to lie in 2010.

What an epic thread all around.

PS - I thought you were married too, but regardless, she is, so stay away. How would you feel about the guy that nailed your wife if you were married? Plenty of other poon out there you can chase until this bitch finally gets a divorce.[/quote408e73e196]

Glad you like the humor. I wouldn't ever put my woman in my position where she constantly lets me know how unhappy she is and I do nothing to correct the situation. Plus, read the breaking news.


[quote408e73e196="Stroid"]how old is this woman? And how come all these young ass people are married, or getting married, or having kids? I just cant understand what goes through peoples heads at this age to do things like this its 2010 we have ways to prevent these situations!!!![/quote408e73e196]

Same age as I. 23. And because when you are with someone for 7 years and then have a kid, your parents expect you to marry her. Regardless of what they say.

[quote408e73e196="J4320"][b408e73e196]RESIST TEMPTATION[/b408e73e196]

http/" alt=""/imgur.com/QZmJW.gif[/img408e73e196][/quote408e73e196]

I love you.

[b408e73e196]BREAKING NEWS She has told her husband she wants to separate. And I slept with her for the first time....I know this probably is not the smartest move on my part, but I really have feelings for this girl. Shes not some bitch for me to plow, like...you know shit has been getting serious.[/b408e73e196]

Crazy motherfucker, I am one. Crazy thing is, I began one.

Crazy thing is, she'll probably do the same to you.

Thought about that, but if I feel the way I feel for her then I would rather stick my neck out and get fucked, then not do anything and wonder what if?

Woooo ttgp niiiiice. http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/820efe8704810bf25b1dcd4ba6811221.gif[" alt=""/img7fc7991c55]

this is a mild version of 'foafy getting laid' threads...but i'll take it!