ShamWow guy arrested for beating up a whore.
mistertomlinson
06-04-2009 01:32:05
(I feel so special to have used the term "whore" in the proper context)
I can't believe no one's posted this. To sum it up, he went back to his hotel room with a prostitute whom he paid $1,000 for a night of hot sex. Upon kissing her, she bit his tongue and would not let go until he beat the god damn dirt out of her. Be sure to look at the pics...
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Pictures of the crazy skeezer.
tylerc
06-04-2009 07:52:14
He really took that "one slap at a time" to heart didn't he?
JordanE
06-04-2009 10:09:15
lol he looked like a loose cannon.
x323smostwantedx
06-04-2009 10:41:30
mistertomlinson
06-04-2009 13:15:41
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that was awesome!
ilanbg
06-04-2009 15:37:51
lol'ed
J4320
06-04-2009 22:42:28
WHY WAS THE HOOKER'S NIPPLE CENSORED?!?!?
mistertomlinson
06-04-2009 22:48:39
[quote93d815c560="J4320"]WHY WAS THE HOOKER'S NIPPLE CENSORED?!?!?[/quote93d815c560]
Did you [i93d815c560]really[/i93d815c560] wanna see it?! She had a face only a mother could love.
J4320
06-04-2009 23:58:32
Nah I was just being facetious.
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akalic
07-04-2009 02:02:11
http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bDPAOuizsQ
fralas1354
08-04-2009 23:05:02
This is crazy! He really beat her bad. I had heard about this but never saw the pics.
I am honestly in shock!
ilikegreens
09-04-2009 10:07:29
That parody video literally made me laugh my ass off. Like, my ass just fell off, OMG!
neverendingmoolah
13-04-2009 07:36:46
[quote3713356c92="fralas1354"]This is crazy! He really beat her bad. I had heard about this but never saw the pics.
I am honestly in shock![/quote3713356c92]
As a woman I find it hard to find any humor in this.
He should be in prison and find out how it feels to be beat to a pulp....
TryinToGetPaid
13-04-2009 10:48:07
She bit his tongue. She assaulted him first. As my dad told me Don't start shit if you can't take shit.
slambam
13-04-2009 11:25:28
Yea no doubt, and she didn't just bite his tongue, she wouldn't stop biting it. WTF, is he supposed to just let her chew off his tongue?
neverendingmoolah
14-04-2009 10:05:42
Yea from what I heard he was trying to rape her. What was his tongue doing in a trick's mouth? I have many things to say, but Res ipsa loquitur.
That says it all.....
TryinToGetPaid
14-04-2009 10:31:28
How do you rape a prostitute? If she comes over, she best believe my dick is going in an orifice. I doubt he invited her over for cookie dough and a chick flick.
bballp6699
14-04-2009 10:33:42
Cookie dough is pretty tempting though.
theysayjump
14-04-2009 11:08:35
[quote1e9d35e0ed="TryinToGetPaid"]How do you rape a prostitute? If she comes over, she best believe my dick is going in an orifice. I doubt he invited her over for cookie dough and a chick flick.[/quote1e9d35e0ed]
Being a prostitute doesn't disqualify you from being raped.
neverendingmoolah
14-04-2009 11:25:37
[quote="theysayjump
Being a prostitute doesn't disqualify you from being raped.
Thank you!! Justice will prevail.
akalic
14-04-2009 14:59:28
lol that's pretty ironic if he was trying to rape a prostitute...might as well just pay the fee
TryinToGetPaid
14-04-2009 15:28:21
I doubt he was trying to rape her. I mean, what prostitutes doesn't take ShamWow has payment? And even still, apparently she bit him first.
mistertomlinson
14-04-2009 15:34:43
[quotec64fa9a700="TryinToGetPaid"]How do you rape a prostitute? If she comes over, she best believe my dick is going in an orifice. I doubt he invited her over for cookie dough and a chick flick.[/quotec64fa9a700]
I 'bout shit myself laughing.