Okay, so I was driving to work today, getting myself mentally motivated for another day of cramming insurance and billing information into my brain, when I noticed a cop up ahead in the breakdown lane of the highway.
I drive by him at my same rate of speed, and as I drive past, I notice his brake lights flash on, indicating that he's putting his bad boy in gear to catch me ridin' dirty.
So he pulls me over and says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
I said, "No officer, I'm not really that sure." I know that you can't say anything that may incriminate you, or you'll be screwed.
So he responds with, "Just guess, guess how fast you were going."
I say, naturally, "I don't know, 67, 68 maybe?"
He says, "I had you clocked in the mid 80's"
Knowing that this was utter bullshit because I had my cruise set to 74, I said, "What! Officer there is absolutely no way I was going that fast. No way, I've never even taken this thing to 80, it shakes once it hits 75"
To which he responds, "License and registration please. I'll be right with you."
As he was walking back to his cruiser, I said, "Officer!"
and he turned around and came back to my window, and I said, "Officer, I'm in a really bad financial situation right now, and I could really, really use a warning on this one."
He kind of smirked and said "I'll be right back"
Then he came back and said, "This is a warning, consider it a $200 Christmas Gift, keep an eye on your speed. Have a nice day."
Haha, that cop was awesome!
story would be funnier if you punched cop in the balls
[quotef5760cab46="ilanbg"]story would be funnier if you punched cop in the balls
Off-topic = TravMan's blog.
Hahaha, I just thought that exact same thing this morning.
I logged in and I was like, "Jesus Christ, I think I'm blogging"
audio or video or it didn't happen
Artist reNdering or it didn't happen.
Usually when i get clocked for speeding its for 40 or 50mph over the speed limit
no it's not.
that's when you get arrested.
You batted your eyelashes at him, didn't you. Tell the truth, now.
I [iee23ec197b]have[/iee23ec197b] been told I have long eye lashes
If he said he had you in the 80's and you "Know" that it wasnt, ask to see the radar. He should still have the speed locked.
[quote23abd1fc47="ilanbg"]story would be funnier if you punched cop in the balls
would have been funnier if the cop punched Trav in the balls.
Travis plz get punched in the balls next time you speed. You will get an "A++ WOULD READ AGAIN" for sure.
speeding punch to the balls