Ilanbg, help a brother out here
TravMan162
25-11-2008 22:27:38
Hey, I need a tip of sorts, anyone, feel free to chime in.
I'm used to getting girls who are around 2 years younger than me. It just so happens that I met a girl at work who I'm really into but she's 2 years older than me.
I need to know how girls that are, say, 21 are different from girls that are 25.
I don't need help getting girls, (I'm getting good at it) so don't take this as a desperation "what do women want" question, I just need to know what changes in those four years.
It's delicate cuz we work together, she doesn't date younger guys due to immaturity (I think I can sway that), we both just got out of relationships within the last week, and she knows exactly what she wants.
I just need to know how to tweek the game to appeal to someone a bit older. Can someone help me out? And no, I'm not just trying to sleep with her, I'm not a man-whore.
ilanbg
25-11-2008 22:48:01
I'm highly amused that you're asking me, considering I'm [b4dd09fab62]18[/b4dd09fab62].
Anyway. Be cooler, more suave, more charming, more confident, more awesome. Not really sure how to be more specific; just run a check of "is what I'm about to say stupid?" Older people are not as stupid, so just put a huge filter on what you say.
Also, when I want to sound particularly mature, I talk about social security. Like, "man, I can't wait until I qualify for social security. [i4dd09fab62]Na' wha' I'm sayin'???[/i4dd09fab62]" Chicks love that shit.
JennyWren
25-11-2008 22:52:38
Honesty. Don't try to be someone you are not. Age doesn't matter so long as you are real.
TravMan162
25-11-2008 22:55:06
[quote617811b8e2="ilanbg"]I'm not sure how amused I should be that you're asking me, considering I'm [b617811b8e2]18[/b617811b8e2].[/quote617811b8e2]
I'm not concerned with that fact. You're lying if you try to tell us you don't know what you're doing when it comes to women. Let's call a spade a spade here.
[quote617811b8e2="ilanbg"]Anyway. Be cooler, more suave, more charming, more confident, more awesome. Not really sure how to be more specific; just run a check of "is what I'm about to say stupid?" Older people are not as stupid, so just put a huge filter on what you say.[/quote617811b8e2]
That was actually really helpful. I mean, I generally try to do that, but I need to think in terms of what a 25 year old girl might find stupid haha.
[quote617811b8e2="ilanbg"]Also, when I want to sound particularly mature, I talk about social security. Like, "man, I can't wait until I qualify for social security. [i617811b8e2]Na' wha' I'm sayin'???[/i617811b8e2]" Chicks love that shit.[/quote617811b8e2]
you care if I use that line?
x323smostwantedx
25-11-2008 22:55:28
ilan, help a brother out with $20 ;)
J4320
25-11-2008 23:04:14
k travman ur thread posting limit has been exceeded for this week
HAHA jk post another
TravMan162
25-11-2008 23:06:27
[quote69ec5758ee="J4320"]k travman ur thread posting limit has been exceeded for this week
HAHA jk post another[/quote69ec5758ee]
Hey someone had to jumpstart the entertainment around here. I was thinking about making another Black Friday thread. There clearly aren't enough.
ilanbg
25-11-2008 23:08:34
[quote983af60f1a="TravMan162"][quote983af60f1a="ilanbg"]Also, when I want to sound particularly mature, I talk about social security. Like, "man, I can't wait until I qualify for social security. [i983af60f1a]Na' wha' I'm sayin'???[/i983af60f1a]" Chicks love that shit.[/quote983af60f1a]
you care if I use that line?[/quote983af60f1a]
You have to be careful when you use it. It's a deal-closer; it's usually the last thing I say right before I grab her face and throw it into my crotch.
So far it has had a 90% success rate (one time I accidently threw her face into my knee).
[quote983af60f1a="TravMan162"][quote983af60f1a="J4320"]k travman ur thread posting limit has been exceeded for this week
HAHA jk post another[/quote983af60f1a]
Hey someone had to jumpstart the entertainment around here. I was thinking about making another Black Friday thread. There clearly aren't enough.[/quote983af60f1a]
I am in support of any thread that hails for my godly wisdom. Narcissism is the opiate of the gods.
J4320
25-11-2008 23:09:38
Hey I wasn't complaining. I don't mind the extra stuff to look at here.
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TravMan162
25-11-2008 23:14:07
[quoteff9796d2c6="J4320"]Hey I wasn't complaining. I don't mind the extra stuff to look at here.
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I know. It's been kind of lame lately.
Why not make a thread for every shit thought that pops in my head, right?
theysayjump
25-11-2008 23:18:00
Why ask Ilan and not me!?
ilanbg
25-11-2008 23:20:28
Shh. They must never know you feed me all my wit via PM.
theysayjump
25-11-2008 23:23:31
k
ilanbg
25-11-2008 23:25:56
thx
TravMan162
25-11-2008 23:29:46
[quote8cfa04267c="theysayjump"]Why ask Ilan and not me!?[/quote8cfa04267c]
ha, you have tips?
manOFice
26-11-2008 05:12:54
I don't think theres a big difference in 21 and 25 year old women... but saying that it really depends on the women...
I've met some really mature 25 years olds and some really mature 21 years olds and some immature ones
So it depends on how this girl is, what do you do for work? It's typically not good to get involved with a co-worker...
tylerc
26-11-2008 14:13:33
O TRAVY
bruman
26-11-2008 14:32:13
[quote439c17a44c="tylerc"]O TRAVY[/quote439c17a44c]
That's it!
bballp6699
26-11-2008 16:10:16
Sense when did ilanbg because Professor Poon?
CollidgeGraduit
26-11-2008 16:17:29
[quote09593c3d90="bballp6699"]Sense when did ilanbg because Professor Poon?[/quote09593c3d90]
How am I supposed to sense when that happened? I'm not psychic!
TravMan162
26-11-2008 17:42:43
Ha, I just use you guys for your information.
Some things I'm just too lazy to figure out myself.
[quotee43347394f="bballp6699"]Sense when did ilanbg because Professor Poon?[/quotee43347394f]
Someone should change his title to Professor Poon.
TFOAF
26-11-2008 19:59:08
lol this kid in my high school was named Poon.
ilanbg
26-11-2008 22:38:29
[quote8a15c433f5="bballp6699"]Sense when did ilanbg because Professor Poon?[/quote8a15c433f5]
That'll be Dr. Professor Poon, please.
ajasax
27-11-2008 09:00:44
Dr. Poon, line one.
Is your PHD in Poonology?
ilanbg
27-11-2008 12:29:23
Poonopractics, actually.
What research are you currently working on?
ilanbg
27-11-2008 14:41:46
No research. I work in private practice now.
If you get my drift.
akalic
27-11-2008 22:02:47
[quote516631c4d3="ilanbg"]No research. I work in private practice now.
If you get my drift.[/quote516631c4d3]
woot
bballp6699
28-11-2008 07:09:16
[quote4ada981460="CollidgeGraduit"][quote4ada981460="bballp6699"]Sense when did ilanbg because Professor Poon?[/quote4ada981460]
How am I supposed to sense when that happened? I'm not psychic![/quote4ada981460]
Thank you for leaving me my dignity and not mentioning the because instead of become...
I can always count on you.
michae229
03-12-2008 07:45:12
yo how do i stay away from the friend zone with these chicks and keep sexual tension?
TryinToGetPaid
03-12-2008 08:18:00
If they don't like you sexually, you will always be just a friend.
Go on dates (just you and her). Close with a kiss and/or next date.
Act like you do not care.
Do not call or text her unless its a request for a date.
Why would you want sexual tension?
Just go with it. Be confident, dress like a human, do not like nerdy things, do not talk about nerdy things, be a man but don't fart or burp on them, be funny (laughter is the easiest way to get a girl to drop the drawers), be approachable, SMILE.
These are simple things that most guys simply do not do. Guys, if you are not confident -- then you are DONE for, you have NO SHOT. So fuckin' put on a smile and act like you own this motherfucker.
theysayjump
03-12-2008 09:18:54
[quote2d39aa7fc8="bballp6699"][quote2d39aa7fc8="CollidgeGraduit"][quote2d39aa7fc8="bballp6699"]Sense when did ilanbg because Professor Poon?[/quote2d39aa7fc8]
How am I supposed to sense when that happened? I'm not psychic![/quote2d39aa7fc8]
Thank you for leaving me my dignity and not mentioning the because instead of become...
I can always count on you.[/quote2d39aa7fc8]
That was an actual typo? I thought you were taking the piss.
ilanbg
03-12-2008 09:22:47
[quotef70f3cb543="michae229"]yo how do i stay away from the friend zone with these chicks and keep sexual tension?[/quotef70f3cb543]
Shoulder rubs.
michae229
03-12-2008 11:18:08
[quotedb660db405="TryinToGetPaid"]If they don't like you sexually, you will always be just a friend.
Go on dates (just you and her). Close with a kiss and/or next date.
Act like you do not care.
Do not call or text her unless its a request for a date.
Why would you want sexual tension?
Just go with it. Be confident, dress like a human, do not like nerdy things, do not talk about nerdy things, be a man but don't fart or burp on them, be funny (laughter is the easiest way to get a girl to drop the drawers), be approachable, SMILE.
These are simple things that most guys simply do not do. Guys, if you are not confident -- then you are DONE for, you have NO SHOT. So fuckin' put on a smile and act like you own this motherfucker.[/quotedb660db405]
right on, but yea i try to stay away from talking about classes and school, we argue about lil bullshit alot harmless stuff and tease her about her name cause i thought it was something else lol. But it always seems she is one upping me i need to put her in her place. I'll probly ask her to come to the library and study so i can chill with her in the library cause classes end this week.
TryinToGetPaid
03-12-2008 11:22:58
How about coming to your room to study?
michae229
03-12-2008 11:45:21
[quotef53ee59ba3="TryinToGetPaid"]How about coming to your room to study?[/quotef53ee59ba3]
lol i have a roommate "one room type shit" if anything ill go to her place cause she is one deep.
TryinToGetPaid
03-12-2008 11:48:11
Yeah, you bring the broad over and tell the roommate to GTFO. Easy.
I would love to watch guys interact with girls and tell them how big of an idiot they are. I do this with real friends, and it is the greatest time waster at the bar ever.
TravMan162
08-12-2008 18:59:26
Ha, of course I got this chick as my secret santa. Lolz @ me.
What's good to get a girl for $20
ilanbg
08-12-2008 19:28:24
cock pics.
EDIT It also has the added benefit of creating more suspense in finding out who is her secret santa.
KY jelly is always good. Lets her know where you stand.
TravMan162
08-12-2008 20:01:31
Okay, I like where this is going.
How about some flavored anal lube, does anyone know where I can get some of that?
Just ask il's mom Trav. She has a whole cupboard full.