Why don't people walk up escalators?

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J4320

23-08-2008 19:27:29

Seriously... walk your lazy asses up the stairs. Just because it eventually gets you there doesn't mean you have to stand there like an idiot.

EatChex89

23-08-2008 20:03:36

I like people and things to work for me.

That's why I take elevators and stand still instead of walking in place.

J4320

23-08-2008 20:10:39

That's why I stab you in the anus with a large dagger and charge onward to the top of the escalator.

theysayjump

23-08-2008 21:20:10

If I'm hauling 16 bags of luggage around an airport or station, I'm gonna take that escalator ride and abuse the shit out of it.

If it's just me and a bag or small woodland creature, I'll take the steps.

ilanbg

23-08-2008 23:21:15

Sometimes I walk in the opposite direction of the moving escalator just to make it work harder.

I don't want that fucking escalator slacking off.

JennyWren

24-08-2008 01:20:06

I hate escalators. Those bloody green glowy lights underneath give me the heebie-jeebies. I take the stairs.

bballp6699

24-08-2008 07:30:52

I walk, then I pass people and give them dirty looks.

mnx12

24-08-2008 14:09:44

It's okay not to walk up them, you should just always stand to the side so that people who want to walk are able to...

phriq

25-08-2008 16:37:58

I will ride if no one is trying to pass me... but its like a ride... to go up with it... if they had an escalater ride at the fair,,,i would be sold for sure... just like a moving walkway. its a ride. I just wish they went faster.

akalic

26-08-2008 05:06:30

i always go up an elevator thinking there will be a huge drop at the top...but to my disappointment it never happens (

ilikegreens

26-08-2008 07:21:52

I just fuliliing hate it, when your busy, your in a big old rush, and you have two fat people get right in front of you, your trying to walk up the escalator, but you cant, because they're blocking the whole thing (

d11m

26-08-2008 11:36:44

Because they're made for us to ride and enjoy. If you wanted to walk up steps, the stairs are always available for your convenience.

Twon

26-08-2008 12:36:01

Try having sex on an escalator.

ilikegreens

26-08-2008 14:05:02

[quote57f8bab3f6="Twon"]Try having sex on an escalator.[/quote57f8bab3f6]


Something tells me that wouldn't be comfortable, nor easy...

manOFice

26-08-2008 14:10:18

escalators that go up, I do not walk up, I ride it up.

escalators at air ports on flat land I will walk on and not stand still

Twon

26-08-2008 14:19:38

[quote5471270b0c="ilikegreens"][quote5471270b0c="Twon"]Try having sex on an escalator.[/quote5471270b0c]


Something tells me that wouldn't be comfortable, nor easy...[/quote5471270b0c]

It's not. You have to get the right angle.

ilikegreens

26-08-2008 15:17:27

[quote02d10972fb="Twon"][quote02d10972fb="ilikegreens"][quote02d10972fb="Twon"]Try having sex on an escalator.[/quote02d10972fb]


Something tells me that wouldn't be comfortable, nor easy...[/quote02d10972fb]

It's not. You have to get the right angle.[/quote02d10972fb]


LOL, aight, thanks for the advice

dance

JennyWren

26-08-2008 15:35:46

[quotee4cf37f6bd="Twon"][quotee4cf37f6bd="ilikegreens"][quotee4cf37f6bd="Twon"]Try having sex on an escalator.[/quotee4cf37f6bd]


Something tells me that wouldn't be comfortable, nor easy...[/quotee4cf37f6bd]

It's not. You have to get the right angle.[/quotee4cf37f6bd]

He said "on" an escalator, not "with" an escalator, Twon.

ilikegreens

26-08-2008 19:49:51

hahahah, that made me laugh sooo hard.

Twon

27-08-2008 06:07:10

[quote05ae0655ef="JennyWren"][quote05ae0655ef="Twon"][quote05ae0655ef="ilikegreens"][quote05ae0655ef="Twon"]Try having sex on an escalator.[/quote05ae0655ef]


Something tells me that wouldn't be comfortable, nor easy...[/quote05ae0655ef]

It's not. You have to get the right angle.[/quote05ae0655ef]

He said "on" an escalator, not "with" an escalator, Twon.[/quote05ae0655ef]

Either way, you need to know the Pythagorean theorem and pi to the 73 decimal place.

ilikegreens

27-08-2008 11:14:17

[quote1fd7c36387="Twon"][quote1fd7c36387="JennyWren"][quote1fd7c36387="Twon"][quote1fd7c36387="ilikegreens"][quote1fd7c36387="Twon"]Try having sex on an escalator.[/quote1fd7c36387]


Something tells me that wouldn't be comfortable, nor easy...[/quote1fd7c36387]

It's not. You have to get the right angle.[/quote1fd7c36387]

He said "on" an escalator, not "with" an escalator, Twon.[/quote1fd7c36387]

Either way, you need to know the Pythagorean theorem and pi to the 73 decimal place.[/quote1fd7c36387]


wow dude, why not just on the handrails??? You may be moving, but that will make it more fun, lol

EatChex89

27-08-2008 11:37:28

[quote3b967e4d9b="ilikegreens"][quote3b967e4d9b="Twon"][quote3b967e4d9b="JennyWren"][quote3b967e4d9b="Twon"][quote3b967e4d9b="ilikegreens"][quote3b967e4d9b="Twon"]Try having sex on an escalator.[/quote3b967e4d9b]


Something tells me that wouldn't be comfortable, nor easy...[/quote3b967e4d9b]

It's not. You have to get the right angle.[/quote3b967e4d9b]

He said "on" an escalator, not "with" an escalator, Twon.[/quote3b967e4d9b]

Either way, you need to know the Pythagorean theorem and pi to the 73 decimal place.[/quote3b967e4d9b]


wow dude, why not just on the handrails??? You may be moving, but that will make it more fun, lol[/quote3b967e4d9b]

Giggity, giggity!

Twon

27-08-2008 12:03:32

[quote1b266e6a1a="ilikegreens"][quote1b266e6a1a="Twon"][quote1b266e6a1a="JennyWren"][quote1b266e6a1a="Twon"][quote1b266e6a1a="ilikegreens"][quote1b266e6a1a="Twon"]Try having sex on an escalator.[/quote1b266e6a1a]


Something tells me that wouldn't be comfortable, nor easy...[/quote1b266e6a1a]

It's not. You have to get the right angle.[/quote1b266e6a1a]

He said "on" an escalator, not "with" an escalator, Twon.[/quote1b266e6a1a]

Either way, you need to know the Pythagorean theorem and pi to the 73 decimal place.[/quote1b266e6a1a]


wow dude, why not just on the handrails??? You may be moving, but that will make it more fun, lol[/quote1b266e6a1a]

Sure if you just want to get off. But if you want to make love....

J4320

27-08-2008 12:11:28

Well Twon... at least you won't have to worry about not finishing before you reach the top.

JennyWren

27-08-2008 12:30:12

[quoted2463c8ee9="Twon"][quoted2463c8ee9="JennyWren"][quoted2463c8ee9="Twon"][quoted2463c8ee9="ilikegreens"][quoted2463c8ee9="Twon"]Try having sex on an escalator.[/quoted2463c8ee9]


Something tells me that wouldn't be comfortable, nor easy...[/quoted2463c8ee9]

It's not. You have to get the right angle.[/quoted2463c8ee9]

He said "on" an escalator, not "with" an escalator, Twon.[/quoted2463c8ee9]

Either way, you need to know the Pythagorean theorem and pi to the 73 decimal place.[/quoted2463c8ee9]

Incidentally, I memorized PI to 540 decimal places last year. How l33t am I?

J4320

27-08-2008 12:46:50

540? Wow! That's a lot. o

Twon

27-08-2008 13:19:21

write it down here Jenny.

ilikegreens

27-08-2008 13:45:34

Twon, Have fun with your sex adventure on the escelator, meanwhile Ill be trying to pass )

Odoyale rules

27-08-2008 19:51:38

I just like chillin. Why walk if you don't need to? ;)

Twon

28-08-2008 05:50:17

[quote879afd6be1="ilikegreens"]Twon, Have fun with your sex adventure on the escelator, meanwhile Ill be trying to pass )[/quote879afd6be1]

You won'[/size879afd6be1]t be able to. I'[/size879afd6be1]ll be taking up the whole isle.

ilikegreens

28-08-2008 11:23:49

[quote6f4f26aa73="Twon"][quote6f4f26aa73="ilikegreens"]Twon, Have fun with your sex adventure on the escelator, meanwhile Ill be trying to pass )[/quote6f4f26aa73]

You won'[/size6f4f26aa73]t be able to. I'[/size6f4f26aa73]ll be taking up the whole isle.[/quote6f4f26aa73]


No way, Ill make room, trust me ;)

Berky34

28-08-2008 11:45:48

[quoted37698baba="ilikegreens"][quoted37698baba="Twon"][quoted37698baba="ilikegreens"]Twon, Have fun with your sex adventure on the escelator, meanwhile Ill be trying to pass )[/quoted37698baba]

You won'[/sized37698baba]t be able to. I'[/sized37698baba]ll be taking up the whole isle.[/quoted37698baba]


No way, Ill make room, trust me ;)[/quoted37698baba]
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