Sex Posting
theysayjump
14-07-2008 21:12:50
Just thought I'd stop half-way through and see who else is having sex at the moment (your hand doesn't count).
Iloveipods2
14-07-2008 21:39:16
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How can the had not count?
CollidgeGraduit
15-07-2008 03:50:49
Does chex's mom count?
mistertomlinson
15-07-2008 06:10:44
cry
KeithA
15-07-2008 08:00:55
this one's for d-mo
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dmorris68
15-07-2008 08:07:23
[quote86197691c8="KeithA"]this one's for d-mo[/quote86197691c8]
LOL, yes I would agree that BSD has screwed me on more than one occasion! Without even the courtesy of a reach-around, either...
Vector
15-07-2008 08:20:43
you must have a nice gf if she desnt get mad at you when you leave in the middle lol
and to check the computer
at least it was FIPG
dmorris68
15-07-2008 09:19:38
[quote3cefa9deaa="Vector"]you must have a nice gf if she desnt get mad at you when you leave in the middle lol[/quote3cefa9deaa]
Nah, his gf doesn't mind. His wife, however...
TravMan162
15-07-2008 12:21:02
TSJ, you're married, so you probably have sex like once every month or two, and yet you still have the respect for all of us to give us a shout out during your one monthly business time.
That's a true gentleman right there.
J4320
15-07-2008 13:27:00
They say that if you put a penny in a jar each time you have sex during the first year of your marriage then remove one of those pennies every time you have sex after the first year, you'll never empty the jar by the time you die.
They also say that Travman likes old Estonian amputee transvestites a wee bit too much.
TravMan162
15-07-2008 14:36:52
It depends on what part is amputated
FREEMONEYCLOWN
16-07-2008 09:29:55
thats crazy if i stopped in the middle to check the computer man my wife would cut me down to size lol
ilanbg
16-07-2008 13:26:30
I tried to convince my gf last week to let me put the laptop on her back while I did her doggystyle.
She refused.
But a few days later I smacked her in the face with my cock while she was on the phone with her dad. She was not pleased but it was so worth it, I'd recommend it to anyone.
TravMan162
16-07-2008 14:01:49
[quote5b4dc20819="ilanbg"]I tried to convince my gf last week to let me put the laptop on her back while I did her doggystyle.[/quote5b4dc20819]
Ilan "Oh yeah!" "OH YEAH!"
Her "Oooo, you like that baby?"
Ilan "No, my Poster Pass finally credited!!!"
JennyWren
16-07-2008 14:54:56
[quote7f4429429c="TravMan162"][quote7f4429429c="ilanbg"]I tried to convince my gf last week to let me put the laptop on her back while I did her doggystyle.[/quote7f4429429c]
Ilan "Oh yeah!" "OH YEAH!"
Her "Oooo, you like that baby?"
Ilan "No, my Poster Pass finally credited!!!"[/quote7f4429429c]
OMFG seriously inappropriate laughter at work warning.
Mental Note avoiding reading Trav's posts while being paid $17/hr to learn LINQ to SQL.
J4320
16-07-2008 14:56:13
Mental Note avoiding wasting time on internet forums while being paid $17/hr to learn LINQ to SQL.
j/k just giving you a hard time. ;)
ilanbg
16-07-2008 17:37:17
[quote6eb11a5736="TravMan162"][quote6eb11a5736="ilanbg"]I tried to convince my gf last week to let me put the laptop on her back while I did her doggystyle.[/quote6eb11a5736]
Ilan "Oh yeah!" "OH YEAH!"
Her "Oooo, you like that baby?"
Ilan "No, my Poster Pass finally credited!!!"[/quote6eb11a5736]
lol, I was actually going to watch the fourth episode of Weeds.
I don't do freebies anymore. o
phriq
16-07-2008 21:36:32
This is like a bad verse to Blinks "What's My Age Again"
I took her out, it was a friday night. i wore cologne to get the feeling right... we started making out, and she took off my pants, .andurl==http://=http:///url then i went on FIPG.....and thats about the time....
You get the rest...I may be a pretty hardcore geek, but i know enough to not stop the few times one would get sex to go on FIPG...
though i love this site.
theysayjump
16-07-2008 22:05:59
[quote6918d6cb88="ilanbg"]I tried to convince my gf last week to let me put the laptop on her back while I did her doggystyle.
She refused.
But a few days later I smacked her in the face with my cock while she was on the phone with her dad. She was not pleased but it was so worth it, I'd recommend it to anyone.[/quote6918d6cb88]
Dude, I told my wife about this and she let me do it. So here I am.
Although it's taken me about 2 minutes just to type this up because of all the shaking.
tylerc
16-07-2008 22:44:29
I'll be seeing my girlfriend for the first time in a month this weekend.
Sorry guys.