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TravMan162

31-05-2008 22:44:12

So me and my buddy decided to try out the new Bud Light Lime tonight. They taste like Corona's and after a lengthy discussion about how the alcohol content in one of these had to be less than a standard bud light, I decided to call the Budweiser Headquarters.

I talked to this fantastic girl named Jenna, and she immediately answered my question, but she was nice, so I decided to keep her on the line for a bit. So we were talking back and forth about what kind of beer we like and everything, (she likes dark beer, and after a shameless plug for Amber Bock, I got her to admit that ACTUALLY prefers Sam Adams. It was hard to get her to admit to liking something that was not associated with the company she was working for, but she passed my test.

Anyway, so we're talking a little more, and after I suggest that she put in a request in the request box at work, she tells me that she thinks I'm cool so she's going to send me free beer in the mail. So I gave her my address, my phone number, and now, I'm getting a free six pack voucher in the mail.

The moral of the story is

Fuck Freebies, all you have to do is call up and flirt with the girl that answers and you'll get free shit anyway D

Foaf, do not attempt this stunt.

EatChex89

31-05-2008 23:52:13

foaf has to talk to the guys.

no. he still wouldn't get any. beer.

did you at least get HER number trav?

ajasax

31-05-2008 23:59:47

http//www.the39dollarexperiment.com/

redman12

01-06-2008 03:33:49

Basically your a baller.

ESMcCready

01-06-2008 06:38:45

Go Trav, you pimp you!

Powerbook

01-06-2008 06:43:21

Travman, just meet me in Enfield or Somers with the beer please.

bballp6699

01-06-2008 08:14:07

Who does that...?

theysayjump

01-06-2008 08:19:41

[quote83e6fa7c08="bballp6699"]Who does that...?[/quote83e6fa7c08]

Travman.

bballp6699

01-06-2008 08:29:23

Oh ok.

J4320

01-06-2008 13:08:52

Pssssssst redman12, take the A4F TR thing out of your sig. ;)

ESMcCready

01-06-2008 13:19:13

I wonder if redman named himself that after the chewing tabacco? lipondersli

TravMan162

01-06-2008 14:58:19

he named himself after method man's buddy

J4320

01-06-2008 15:00:11

Beer is dumb. Meth is awesome.

TravMan162

01-06-2008 15:02:35

I love huffing aerosol cans and i have a stash of permanent markers at work that are pretty fantastic.

I am of course kidding.

Iloveipods2

01-06-2008 15:13:58

[quote2ea35627f7="TravMan162"]I love huffing aerosol cans and i have a stash of permanent markers at work that are pretty fantastic.

I am of course kidding.[/quote2ea35627f7]

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ESMcCready

01-06-2008 15:15:28

I'm kinda freaked out that Meth is so easy to make but deadly to create, if that makes any sense.

I thought my friend was joking about there being instructional videos about it on YouTube...

He was right. If I wanted to, I could be a very wealthy woman right now. DAMN MORALS!

J4320

01-06-2008 15:16:14

I like to shoot heroin right into my heart.

EatChex89

01-06-2008 15:26:26

[quotecda2086d5c="J4320"]I like to shoot heroin right into my heart.[/quotecda2086d5c]

try it in your penis and asshole at the same time next week. it's brilliant.

Twon

01-06-2008 15:43:12

Cut a hole in your scrotum and insert a crack rock. Then suck the smoke through the pee hole. Dick tokes. They are the best.

ESMcCready

01-06-2008 15:44:59

... @ Chex, J43, & Twon

I wonder about you guys sometimes...

TravMan162

01-06-2008 15:50:58

Twon had that rib removed................

ESMcCready

01-06-2008 16:15:09

He did a Marilyn Manson lilol

Twon

01-06-2008 16:50:46

[quoteebc3b8b5d0="TravMan162"]Twon had that rib removed................[/quoteebc3b8b5d0]

I had to. I only have 4 inches of fury.

TravMan162

01-06-2008 16:52:03

You got me beat by an inch and a half. Girls love playing hide the nub.

ESMcCready

01-06-2008 17:20:43

Hey, all you need is 4 inches to make a girl happy. linods head wiselyli

TravMan162

01-06-2008 17:33:43

TSJ is rumored to have 16"

he can make four girls happy at once.

J4320

01-06-2008 18:41:21

Bullsheeeeeeeet. The only way TSJ can make 4 girls happy at once is by tricking them into taking ecstasy and flipping a table upside-down.

ESMcCready

01-06-2008 18:43:09

Anything over 9" and hauling ass and running! In fact, 9" would be pushing it for me...

TravMan162

01-06-2008 19:07:24

[quotea03133c4bd="J4320"]Bullsheeeeeeeet. The only way TSJ can make 4 girls happy at once is by tricking them into taking ecstasy and flipping a table upside-down.[/quotea03133c4bd]

wow.

that was the funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life. +KMA4U

EatChex89

01-06-2008 20:15:01

[quotec5f5507f11="TravMan162"][quotec5f5507f11="J4320"]Bullsheeeeeeeet. The only way TSJ can make 4 girls happy at once is by tricking them into taking ecstasy and flipping a table upside-down.[/quotec5f5507f11]

wow.

that was the funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life. +KMA4U[/quotec5f5507f11]

u boiz r funneee!

i laughed for the past 5 or so posts. good stuff

dick tokes ftw.

Actually, it's been rumoured that if you stick a crack rock up your ass far enough, when you shit you can smoke your shit. I tried it once, all I got was anal bleedage.

theysayjump

01-06-2008 21:31:50

[quoteb87948e8ee="J4320"]Bullsheeeeeeeet. The only way TSJ can make 4 girls happy at once is by tricking them into taking ecstasy and flipping a table upside-down.[/quoteb87948e8ee]

You're partly correct.

The table is for their bottom-burp holes, the 16"'er is for the vag's.

ESMcCready

01-06-2008 21:47:19

... @ EatChex

Wow

EatChex89

01-06-2008 21:58:53

[quote445cffdcff="ESMcCready"]... @ EatChex

Wow[/quote445cffdcff]

posted before or after you masturbated?

i guess after. took you awhile.

redman12

01-06-2008 23:19:58

[quote580c19cf54="J4320"]Pssssssst redman12, take the A4F TR thing out of your sig. ;)[/quote580c19cf54]

Ohhhhhh, is that a new rule or something? I haven't been here for awhile and I haven't done any freesite for 2 years shock Isn't that crazy?, I'll be back in the game P

Yea, I named myself after Redman, the rapper.

Twon

02-06-2008 03:34:59

[quotea141c06cae="EatChex89"][quotea141c06cae="TravMan162"][quotea141c06cae="J4320"]Bullsheeeeeeeet. The only way TSJ can make 4 girls happy at once is by tricking them into taking ecstasy and flipping a table upside-down.[/quotea141c06cae]

wow.

that was the funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life. +KMA4U[/quotea141c06cae]

u boiz r funneee!

i laughed for the past 5 or so posts. good stuff

dick tokes ftw.

Actually, it's been rumoured that if you stick a crack rock up your ass far enough, when you shit you can smoke your shit. I tried it once, all I got was anal bleedage.[/quotea141c06cae]

I hate the anal bleedage.

ESMcCready

02-06-2008 04:39:40

Actually Chex...I haven't had only time in about a week. All that backage is starting to mess with my head I think.

Twon

02-06-2008 06:27:48

lovely.

tylerc

02-06-2008 06:50:59

^^srsly, you've been a [bbc4967afd9]tad[/bbc4967afd9] graphic lately.

Powerbook

02-06-2008 13:33:57

I agree, definitely too much. Try to be less honest next time lol.

J4320

02-06-2008 13:41:50

Oh yeah well chex and I have backstage passes to my friend's pet hamster. BOOYAH

Powerbook

02-06-2008 13:44:07

[quotee4561ae991="J4320"]Oh yeah well chex and I have backstage passes to my friend's pet hamster. BOOYAH[/quotee4561ae991]

You on the other hand have permission to be much more graphic. How did your assignment go btw?

Travman, tell us when you get the beer.

TravMan162

02-06-2008 13:48:54

You'll be the first to know. I'll be waiting in Enfield.

J4320

02-06-2008 13:49:52

[quotee79f2116fb="Powerbook"][quotee79f2116fb="J4320"]Oh yeah well chex and I have backstage passes to my friend's pet hamster. BOOYAH[/quotee79f2116fb]

You on the other hand have permission to be much more graphic. How did your assignment go btw?

Travman, tell us when you get the beer.[/quotee79f2116fb]

Haven't turned it in yet. Hopefully it goes alright. It wasn't too hard though. That powerpoint wasn't really much help to be honest lol.

Powerbook

02-06-2008 14:10:25

[quote613f499eff="J4320"][quote613f499eff="Powerbook"][quote613f499eff="J4320"]Oh yeah well chex and I have backstage passes to my friend's pet hamster. BOOYAH[/quote613f499eff]

You on the other hand have permission to be much more graphic. How did your assignment go btw?

Travman, tell us when you get the beer.[/quote613f499eff]

Haven't turned it in yet. Hopefully it goes alright. It wasn't too hard though. That powerpoint wasn't really much help to be honest lol.[/quote613f499eff]

fack. lol

Travman, I expect some of the beer ready and chilled and waiting for me. I haven't been to the Enfield mall in the while, and god damn does it suck. osx

green_monkey4u

02-06-2008 15:29:26

that bud light lime is pretty crappy.

The first 2 sips were great but the rest was awful.

TravMan162

02-06-2008 15:52:47

[quote55bf021a9c="green_monkey4u"]that bud light lime is pretty crappy.

The first 2 sips were great but the rest was awful.[/quote55bf021a9c]

oh well look who decided to show up lol

I missed the greenmonkey

EatChex89

02-06-2008 17:50:07

[quotea6d899f5fd="TravMan162"][quotea6d899f5fd="green_monkey4u"]that bud light lime is pretty crappy.

The first 2 sips were great but the rest was awful.[/quotea6d899f5fd]

oh well look who decided to show up lol

I missed[ba6d899f5fd] staring non-stop at[/ba6d899f5fd] greenmonkey[ba6d899f5fd]'s avatar[/ba6d899f5fd][/quotea6d899f5fd]

fixed

TravMan162

02-06-2008 18:09:40

lol lol lol

rutchana666

02-06-2008 19:41:16

Gotta love free beer!!!