Let's get down to the bottom of this.

Live forum: http://forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=74859

TravMan162

25-03-2008 17:19:58

Everyone wants to know, so let's just talk about it already.

What do guys look for in potential girls and what do girls look for in potential guys?

Don't be shy. Just be honest. Here we go, I'll start.

I go for cute girls over "hot" girls. I like short, the shorter the better, around 5'2'' is perfect. I like a girl that takes pride in her body and any personality except boring is good. If you're a total bitch, it's cool because I'm going to make you laugh and you're going to feel like an idiot for trying to be a wench for no good reason. If you like to joke around, that's even better. If you're boring and just sit there, I hate you.

Oh, and yes, I'm a boob man. Sorry, but I'm not going to lie.

I'm just interested to see what everyone's into, seemed like a fun thing to talk about.....................................

That and I'm really bored and no one is making any new threads.

Commence.

TryinToGetPaid

25-03-2008 17:22:13

Big ass. Nice smile. Nice clothes (not name brand, but they dress to impress) Laugh at my jokes.

No drama, no bitches, no sluts, no whores, no tattered clothing, no nose piercings.

Veek

25-03-2008 17:22:15

Excuse you.

TryinToGetPaid

25-03-2008 17:26:10

I am surprised you didn't try and jump his bones.

TravMan162

25-03-2008 17:27:21

[quotee7a9e0257c="Veek"]Excuse you.[/quotee7a9e0257c]

let's hear it veek. you must post. unless you're asexual.

TravMan162

25-03-2008 17:28:08

[quoteabca411af0="TryinToGetPaid"]I am surprised you didn't try and jump his bones.[/quoteabca411af0]

man, i'm not a chick, but i just laughed at your joke.

TryinToGetPaid

25-03-2008 17:30:10

Hm.... I will let Veek handle this.

ilanbg

25-03-2008 18:07:33

Hot, easy, preferably drunk.

J4320

25-03-2008 19:12:48

I like the girls that don't have those surprise penises.

akalic

25-03-2008 19:15:28

they're hidden like attics

zr2152

25-03-2008 19:29:08

[quote54cbd0b4e6="akalic"]they're hidden like attics[/quote54cbd0b4e6]

spoken from someone with experience.

TravMan162

25-03-2008 19:36:42

[quote673ecc5e73="J4320"]I like the girls that don't have those surprise penises.[/quote673ecc5e73]

hahaha

you ever see "It's always sunny in Philadelphia" check out "charlie has cancer" you'll love it.

zdub08

25-03-2008 19:39:34

charlieee bit meee

deeball12

25-03-2008 19:41:29

proportional, thats it!! To have a nice body girls just need to be proportional. I dont think there is a perfect body just perfectly proportional to the rest of the body!!!!! I think that is prob y I dont like fake boobies they just dont seem to fit. Oh ya and putting up with my pethetic ass is a priority too!!!!

TravMan162

25-03-2008 19:48:31

[quote014dce36fd="zdub08"]charlieee bit meee[/quote014dce36fd]

that was the hottest chick with a surprises penis in that show that i've ever seen.

even though it wasn't really a surprise haha

zdub08

25-03-2008 19:50:54

are you talking about my avatar when it was huge?

I resized it, and I don't know why the forum displayed it when it was big.

it's a mic!

TravMan162

25-03-2008 19:57:01

[quote5238b6c129="zdub08"]are you talking about my avatar when it was huge?

I resized it, and I don't know why the forum displayed it when it was big.

it's a mic![/quote5238b6c129]

no i was talking about the show. the transsexual who was played by a really hot girl.

your girl looks like that whore from Identity. amanda peet or something. ugh, i hate that broad

zdub08

25-03-2008 20:29:35

oh, I haven't seen the show.

I was talking about this

http//youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM

Veek

25-03-2008 20:52:18

I am obsessed with Charlie and Harry. I love themmm.

puppeteer

25-03-2008 22:14:09

[quote656c2080c0="TravMan162"]Everyone wants to know, so let's just talk about it already.

What do guys look for in potential girls and what do girls look for in potential guys?

Don't be shy. Just be honest. Here we go, I'll start.

I go for cute girls over "hot" girls. I like short, the shorter the better, around 5'2'' is perfect. I like a girl that takes pride in her body and any personality except boring is good. If you're a total bitch, it's cool because I'm going to make you laugh and you're going to feel like an idiot for trying to be a wench for no good reason. If you like to joke around, that's even better. If you're boring and just sit there, I hate you.

Oh, and yes, I'm a boob man. Sorry, but I'm not going to lie.

I'm just interested to see what everyone's into, seemed like a fun thing to talk about.....................................

That and I'm really bored and no one is making any new threads.

Commence.[/quote656c2080c0]

You like 5'2 girls? I'm guessing you're somewhere around 5'5-5'8 lol

But I am pretty tall, Im 5'11, 5'5-5'10 is my ideal girl, they got to be somewhat attractive, short hair, bobcut, slim, dances, likes to go clubbing, drink occasionally, down for anything, straight and white teeth, don't smoke, so their breath smells good

ajasax

25-03-2008 22:26:22

[quotedd6d11abf7="TravMan162"][quotedd6d11abf7="J4320"]I like the girls that don't have those surprise penises.[/quotedd6d11abf7]

hahaha

you ever see "It's always sunny in Philadelphia" check out "charlie has cancer" you'll love it.[/quotedd6d11abf7]
That's my new favorite show D I finished season 2 a couple weeks ago. Hilarious. Everyone should sheck it out!

[quotedd6d11abf7]There's dick in those pants[/quotedd6d11abf7]
[quotedd6d11abf7]Is that a penis in your pants?[/quotedd6d11abf7]
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green_monkey4u

26-03-2008 07:21:40

Ok I am married so I am not out looking for the perfect guy.

But the guys that catch my attention even though I have my own... are super hot, with a hint of geek, confidence it key though. And they have to be super easy to talk to since I am not dating just having a 30 second conversation with a stranger that maybe will be on my mind later... [be9c4e6c04d]if[/be9c4e6c04d] he delighted me in some little way. I guess being married means personality would not matter much... just a little eye candy.

Hey! And you said be honest... so don't get on me for talking like this being married. Any of you married guys would probably talk WAY worse if you actually said what you were thinking!!

TravMan162

26-03-2008 13:43:46

[quote66986e0530="puppeteer"][quote66986e0530="TravMan162"]Everyone wants to know, so let's just talk about it already.

What do guys look for in potential girls and what do girls look for in potential guys?

Don't be shy. Just be honest. Here we go, I'll start.

I go for cute girls over "hot" girls. I like short, the shorter the better, around 5'2'' is perfect. I like a girl that takes pride in her body and any personality except boring is good. If you're a total bitch, it's cool because I'm going to make you laugh and you're going to feel like an idiot for trying to be a wench for no good reason. If you like to joke around, that's even better. If you're boring and just sit there, I hate you.

Oh, and yes, I'm a boob man. Sorry, but I'm not going to lie.

I'm just interested to see what everyone's into, seemed like a fun thing to talk about.....................................

That and I'm really bored and no one is making any new threads.

Commence.[/quote66986e0530]

You like 5'2 girls? I'm guessing you're somewhere around 5'5-5'8 lol

But I am pretty tall, Im 5'11, 5'5-5'10 is my ideal girl, they got to be somewhat attractive, short hair, bobcut, slim, dances, likes to go clubbing, drink occasionally, down for anything, straight and white teeth, don't smoke, so their breath smells good[/quote66986e0530]

yes, I am short as hell. 5'6" That's why I work out. To compensate D

[quote66986e0530="ajasax"]That's my new favorite show Very Happy I finished season 2 a couple weeks ago. Hilarious. Everyone should sheck it out!

Quote
There's dick in those pants

Quote
Is that a penis in your pants?

[/quote66986e0530]
and then they pan down to that giant man-piece.

That was the funniest shit ever, that show is hilarious

puppeteer

26-03-2008 16:43:09

lol that's a stereotype... I'm 5'11 I used to work out but I stopped, I plan to run this summer and keep playing bball every week

TravMan162

26-03-2008 16:55:50

[quote2d34991f70="puppeteer"]lol that's a stereotype... I'm 5'11 I used to work out but I stopped, I plan to run this summer and keep playing bball every week[/quote2d34991f70]

ha, no stereotype man, I figured if I was this short, I may as well try to get big because chicks don't dig short dudes, but they sure love muscles D

egyptianruin

26-03-2008 17:02:27

I go for the geek who can appreciate my hobbies and tastes. I think there does have to be a physical attraction but each of my attractions to people over the past have been different. I typically like them tall, dark hair with a strong jaw line, lol.

Twon

26-03-2008 17:11:02

High school girls

manOFice

26-03-2008 17:35:15

[quote50000d0b84="Twon"]High school girls[/quote50000d0b84]


lol lol lol High school chicks are the best, I keep getting older and they stay the same age ;)

lol, i heard that quote on the radio the other day

puppeteer

26-03-2008 17:45:11

[quoteda5f685f7b="TravMan162"][quoteda5f685f7b="puppeteer"]lol that's a stereotype... I'm 5'11 I used to work out but I stopped, I plan to run this summer and keep playing bball every week[/quoteda5f685f7b]

ha, no stereotype man, I figured if I was this short, I may as well try to get big because chicks don't dig short dudes, but they sure love muscles D[/quoteda5f685f7b]

Alright then you might as well get a big truck lol, I know this guy who is 5'2... he has that dodge ram really big lmao, you should see him get out from that pick-up, it looks like an 18wheeler when he's in it.

TravMan162

26-03-2008 17:56:14

[quote21cd08ddd4="puppeteer"][quote21cd08ddd4="TravMan162"][quote21cd08ddd4="puppeteer"]lol that's a stereotype... I'm 5'11 I used to work out but I stopped, I plan to run this summer and keep playing bball every week[/quote21cd08ddd4]

ha, no stereotype man, I figured if I was this short, I may as well try to get big because chicks don't dig short dudes, but they sure love muscles D[/quote21cd08ddd4]

Alright then you might as well get a big truck lol, I know this guy who is 5'2... he has that dodge ram really big lmao, you should see him get out from that pick-up, it looks like an 18wheeler when he's in it.[/quote21cd08ddd4]

haha, i actually bought an explorer. and then gas went up to $3.20 nice move trav.

Iloveipods2

26-03-2008 18:14:31

It's all about the love[=http//www.smouch.net/lol/]It's all about the love

manOFice

26-03-2008 18:32:10

[quote3af276e590="Iloveipods2"]It's all about the love[=http//www.smouch.net/lol/]It's all about the love[/quote3af276e590]

ass

DRay9911

26-03-2008 18:32:13

yeah, high school girls are the best.

my sister and friends give me a hard time because i like 'em young

if you knew how old i was, i'd get called a serious perv.

nice dazed and confused quote. a girl i used to know who knew i liked younger girls rented that so we could watch it. she also rented bring it on, she was grrrreat.

[quote0016c47527="manOFice"][ lol lol lol [b0016c47527]High school chicks are the best, I keep getting older and they stay the same age [/b0016c47527];)[/quote0016c47527]

my rule is 18 or 17.5 as long as they promise not to tell

here's my list

nice, sweet, smart, single and available


















yeah right, who am i kidding

no kids, not crazy, no crazy ex's, non-smoker, non-drinker, no tattoos, no crazy piercings, cheerleader/former cheerleader, has red hair, will meet me halfway (i'd even go 60/40), uses yummy smelling lotion, has great boobs, has a nice butt, hates tom brady, wears short shorts and snorg T's, a girl who can pick up the phone and call, won't complain about being busy when she isn't, has cute feet, does her toenails, good hugger, great kisser, wears low-rise jeans, cute PJs, pigtails, thong underwear, open-toed shoes, nylons or thigh-highs, likes pepperoni pizza, wants to be cute on halloween, wears shorts that say UofA on the butt, has an accent, doesn't dress like she's 80, likes to wear her hair up, wears glasses, fake eyeglasses, oversized sunglasses and chokers

-dan (i like them short too, 5'0-5'3...and i'm 6'1)

manOFice

26-03-2008 18:34:55

[quotea9431890d0="DRay9911"]yeah, high school girls are the best.



yeah right, who am i kidding

no kids, not crazy, no crazy ex's, non-smoker, non-drinker, no tattoos, no crazy piercings, cheerleader/former cheerleader, has red hair, will meet me halfway (i'd even go 60/40), uses yummy smelling lotion, has great boobs, has a nice butt, [ba9431890d0]hates tom brady[/ba9431890d0], wears short shorts and snorg T's, a girl who can pick up the phone and call, won't complain about being busy when she isn't, has cute feet, does her toenails, good hugger, great kisser, wears low-rise jeans, cute PJs, pigtails, thong underwear, open-toed shoes, nylons or thigh-highs, likes pepperoni pizza, wants to be cute on halloween, wears shorts that say UofA on the butt, has an accent, doesn't dress like she's 80, likes to wear her hair up, wears glasses, fake eyeglasses, oversized sunglasses and chokers

-dan (i like them short too, 5'0-5'3...and i'm 6'1)
[ba9431890d0]IS A GIANTS FAN IS A MUST!![/ba9431890d0]
[/quotea9431890d0]

TravMan162

26-03-2008 18:36:34

[quote675ce6bab8="Iloveipods2"]It's all about the love[=http//www.smouch.net/lol/]It's all about the love[/quote675ce6bab8]

i should kick your ass for that

EatChex89

26-03-2008 19:25:32

We did this in psychology class and I came up with

Not fat
Cheerleader
Hot
Blonde (rug match drapes preferably)
Pretty eyes
Squirter
Fiesty
Likes rough sex
Swallows
Likes pre-
Big tits
Can cook and will make dinner when I want
Doesn't mind booty call
. . . . . .

tucker1003

26-03-2008 19:35:26

34 Double D, a big badunkadunk, and money. <FEMALE

TravMan162

26-03-2008 19:48:35

[quote00fe3bab85="EatChex89"]We did this in psychology class and I came up with

Not fat
Cheerleader
Hot
Blonde (rug match drapes preferably)
Pretty eyes
Squirter
Fiesty
Likes rough sex
Swallows
Likes pre-
Big tits
Can cook and will make dinner when I want
Doesn't mind booty call
. . . . . .[/quote00fe3bab85]

yep, that sounds about right. few alterations tho, I prefer bare flooring over rugs, I don't like a squirting mess, I like to wash my sheets once a month whether they need it or not, and cheerleaders are annoying. Other than that, blonde, check, fiesty, check, rough sex "slap a bitch" sure, booty call, great, cooking, awesome, pretty eyes, absolutely, swallows, well that goes back to the mess thing, hot, obviously, not fat, again, obviously, and yeah, sounds good. You forgot bubble ass, but you can't win them all.

DRay9911

26-03-2008 20:23:53

why are you here?

seriously, why are you even here?

-dan



[quoteb1741665dc="TravMan162"]yep, that sounds about right. few alterations tho, I prefer bare flooring over rugs, I don't like a squirting mess, I like to wash my sheets once a month whether they need it or not, and [bb1741665dc]cheerleaders are annoying[/bb1741665dc]. Other than that, blonde, check, fiesty, check, rough sex "slap a bitch" sure, booty call, great, cooking, awesome, pretty eyes, absolutely, swallows, well that goes back to the mess thing, hot, obviously, not fat, again, obviously, and yeah, sounds good. You forgot bubble ass, but you can't win them all.[/quoteb1741665dc]

tylerc

26-03-2008 20:26:11

I like girls that put out.

EatChex89

26-03-2008 21:47:55

right, right. cheerleaders make you feel MANLY!

hells yes.

[quotef243d57c4e="DRay9911"]why are you here?

seriously, why are you even here?

-dan



[quotef243d57c4e="TravMan162"]yep, that sounds about right. few alterations tho, I prefer bare flooring over rugs, I don't like a squirting mess, I like to wash my sheets once a month whether they need it or not, and [bf243d57c4e]cheerleaders are annoying[/bf243d57c4e]. Other than that, blonde, check, fiesty, check, rough sex "slap a bitch" sure, booty call, great, cooking, awesome, pretty eyes, absolutely, swallows, well that goes back to the mess thing, hot, obviously, not fat, again, obviously, and yeah, sounds good. You forgot bubble ass, but you can't win them all.[/quotef243d57c4e][/quotef243d57c4e]

puppeteer

26-03-2008 23:55:19

is 17 year old young for 21 years old? I think it is, I just saw someone say 17.5 is fine lol

J4320

27-03-2008 00:11:46

That'd be pedodan.

-Josh

[quotec6fef66f90="puppeteer"]is 17 year old young for 21 years old? I think it is, I just saw someone say 17.5 is fine lol[/quotec6fef66f90]

JordanE

27-03-2008 00:49:08

-Shaved bush
-Of comparable beauty to myself
-And Or Not a dude..

-Jordan

JennyWren

27-03-2008 02:42:15

Geeky-hot, like knows how to program but doesn't look like a sysadmin. Skinny but muscley (not gym muscles, ugh, more like hiking muscles, yum). NON metrosexual, must look good covered in dirt. Tasteful tattoos and piercings are a plus (tasteful = not gay looking). MUST be taller than me, ideally about 6' (sorry, short guys are lame, and if you try to bulk up you just look shorter).

Must not have that weird "human" smell, you know, how some people just smell like people. Yuk. Should be at least as smart as me but not much smarter, my ego is happy up here.

And if you want real honesty, I wouldn't mind a guy who'd be willing to try the back door.

I currently have everything on the list except the bodymods and the last item, in my current beau.

TravMan162

27-03-2008 03:28:35

[quotebd9f3aa226="DRay9911"]why are you here?

seriously, why are you even here?

-dan[/quotebd9f3aa226]



huh? why so angry?

EatChex89

27-03-2008 09:17:00

I'll show you how it feels to go through the back door.

[quote3577fcb3c8="JennyWren"]Geeky-hot, like knows how to program but doesn't look like a sysadmin. Skinny but muscley (not gym muscles, ugh, more like hiking muscles, yum). NON metrosexual, must look good covered in dirt. Tasteful tattoos and piercings are a plus (tasteful = not gay looking). MUST be taller than me, ideally about 6' (sorry, short guys are lame, and if you try to bulk up you just look shorter).

Must not have that weird "human" smell, you know, how some people just smell like people. Yuk. Should be at least as smart as me but not much smarter, my ego is happy up here.

And if you want real honesty, [b3577fcb3c8]I wouldn't mine a guy who'd be willing to try the back door.
[/b3577fcb3c8]
I currently have everything on the list except the bodymods and the last item, in my current beau.[/quote3577fcb3c8]

DRay9911

27-03-2008 09:31:17

at first i thought the quote was edited, until i read the original.

you mean you want a guy who comes in through the kitchen?

-dan

JennyWren

27-03-2008 11:31:24

Sorry, there was a typo in there, should have been "mind" not "mine".

I think you know what I mean DRay. Get your mind back into the gutter where it belongs.

DRay9911

27-03-2008 12:08:32

ahhhhh, okay

so when trav titled the thread "let's get down to the [be85bd4241c]BOTTOM[/be85bd4241c] of this", you meant that literally.

-dan

TravMan162

27-03-2008 13:30:44

[quote3ef0cee28c="DRay9911"]ahhhhh, okay

so when trav titled the thread "let's get down to the [b3ef0cee28c]BOTTOM[/b3ef0cee28c] of this", you meant that literally.

-dan[/quote3ef0cee28c]

nothing spells good conversation like kinky buttsex.

Dan, you still never told me why you're so angry at me haha. Come on, why do you hate me so bad???

Do I need to give you a karma so we can be buds?

J4320

27-03-2008 13:32:01

Bottom? That reminds me of a Tool song! Let's spend the next few posts talking about Tool, Travman. Shall we? lol

But srsly, I like that song. P

TravMan162

27-03-2008 13:36:10

[quote1b511b173a="J4320"]Bottom? That reminds me of a Tool song! Let's spend the next few posts talking about Tool, Travman. Shall we? lol

But srsly, I like that song. P[/quote1b511b173a]

you gotta be shitting me. I couldn't remember what song "Bottom" was, so I quickly looked at the back of my cds to figure it out. Song 4 on Undertow, guess what, the cd was in my cd player paused on Song 4 from our last conversation about that cd.

So now I'm finishing the song up D

Nice.

J4320

27-03-2008 14:03:18

Shitting me? That reminds me of Pushit! Or in the other thread --

[quote5b0f894a07="zdub08"]travman said anal[/quote5b0f894a07]

Anal? That reminds me of Stinkfist!

(Okay I'll stop. lol )

TravMan162

27-03-2008 14:11:32

[quotec277a5dc19="J4320"]Shitting me? That reminds me of Pushit! Or in the other thread --

[quotec277a5dc19="zdub08"]travman said anal[/quotec277a5dc19]

Anal? That reminds me of Stinkfist!

(Okay I'll stop. lol )[/quotec277a5dc19]

Knuckle deep inside the borderline.
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.

Elbow deep inside the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Shoulder deep within the borderline.
Relax. Turn around and take my hand.

[quotec277a5dc19="zdub08"]travman said anal[/quotec277a5dc19]

hmmm, that's funny, it reminds me of Prison Sex

lol

J4320

27-03-2008 14:17:53

Reminds me of 4 ;)

tylerc

27-03-2008 15:53:41

i like tool. does anyone else like tool?

TravMan162

27-03-2008 15:53:47

[quote390239d991="JennyWren"](sorry, short guys are lame, and if you try to bulk up you just look shorter)[/quote390239d991]

oh yeah?!?!

I'm sorry but we're through. Don't try to get me back. It's not you, it's me.......... Clearly.

wink

JennyWren

28-03-2008 01:49:15

At least you're hot, that's something.

JordanE

28-03-2008 21:04:01

How tall are you travis?

TravMan162

28-03-2008 23:43:49

[quote36caeb0049="JordanE"]How tall are you travis?[/quote36caeb0049]

heh, i'm 5'6''. maybe 5'7'' like early in the morning before gravity sets in D

JordanE

29-03-2008 00:15:19

[quote082f5d4837="TravMan162"][quote082f5d4837="JordanE"]How tall are you travis?[/quote082f5d4837]

heh, i'm 5'6''. maybe 5'7'' like early in the morning before gravity sets in D[/quote082f5d4837]

Damn..

TravMan162

04-05-2008 20:14:21

forget everything i've said in this thread. I've officially changed my vote to Asian. Thank you.

J4320

04-05-2008 20:26:58

Cute. Brunette. Shorter than me. Isn't shallow. That'll do the trick.

Sort of like my current girlfriend ---

NSFW[/color29c6c9941d]

(althugh there are no nude parts)





















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TravMan162

04-05-2008 20:29:11

i like how you make her sleep outside. nice touch

J4320

04-05-2008 20:31:34

I'd sleep outside every night for that.

TravMan162

04-05-2008 20:34:22

she needs a manicure.

god your girlfriend has no class

J4320

04-05-2008 20:49:31

Nah she's perfect.

TravMan162

04-05-2008 20:53:04

you just like her donut mouth.

i think her nipples are too black and square too

zdub08

04-05-2008 20:55:58

but she has a nice box HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

J4320

04-05-2008 20:56:53

I'm sure FOAFY appreciates her belly piercings (that's his thing).

EatChex89

04-05-2008 21:24:28

[quote72fe9f6b22="zdub08"]but she has a nice box HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH[/quote72fe9f6b22]

i lawled.

J4320

04-05-2008 21:41:30

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puppeteer

04-05-2008 21:45:50

Why so many pr0n images lately?


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mistertomlinson

05-05-2008 06:25:43

"shit blood and cum on my hands." - Prison Sex... Tool



(I hope that isn't too vulgar and I'm sorry I'm a bit late for the Tool posts)

J4320

05-05-2008 07:17:05

[quoted5f43e9866="mistertomlinson"]"shit blood and cum on my hands." - Prison Sex... Tool



(I hope that isn't too vulgar and I'm sorry I'm a bit late for the Tool posts)[/quoted5f43e9866]

Not quite sure what those lyrics have to do with this thread but yeah, that song is awesome. The lyrics sound pretty messed up on the surface but actually Maynard is really against child abuse. He even did a concert for the cause.

My lamb and martyr... this will be over soon.

Twon

05-05-2008 08:09:54

[quote6200149e15="TravMan162"]Everyone wants to know, so let's just talk about it already.

What do guys look for in potential girls and what do girls look for in potential guys?[/quote6200149e15]

I look for breasts and a vagina. But that's just me.

TravMan162

05-05-2008 13:02:29

[quote1aabdbcb80="Twon"]
I look for breasts and a vagina. But that's just me.[/quote1aabdbcb80]

Will you settle for two out of three?

puppeteer

05-05-2008 15:18:00

[quote943e092dcc="TravMan162"][quote943e092dcc="Twon"]
I look for breasts and a vagina. But that's just me.[/quote943e092dcc]

Will you settle for two out of three?[/quote943e092dcc]

The more the better.

TravMan162

05-05-2008 15:21:31

[quote2a1183efdc="puppeteer"][quote2a1183efdc="TravMan162"][quote2a1183efdc="Twon"]
I look for breasts and a vagina. But that's just me.[/quote2a1183efdc]

Will you settle for two out of three?[/quote2a1183efdc]

The more the better.[/quote2a1183efdc]


i think girls with several vaginas look funny, but that's just a matter of preference i guess.

slip

06-05-2008 15:57:16

For me a huge ASS!!!! I fell in love with my wife because she had a huge butt. We worked together at subway and during closing time she would clean the front area and I would clean the back. When she cleaned the booths and tables sometimes she will bend over to reach across the booth to clean it right, thats when her ass would show and that thing would shake like jello, I just fell in love with her that moment. After that we hooked up and got married this past march, I love her.

Twon

06-05-2008 16:05:53

[quotef7fd3fd572="TravMan162"][quotef7fd3fd572="Twon"]
I look for breasts and a vagina. But that's just me.[/quotef7fd3fd572]

Will you settle for two out of three?[/quotef7fd3fd572]

Nope. I need all three. Otherwise I might as well just settle for FOAFY.

Twon

06-05-2008 16:07:01

[quote4e17782bd9="slip"]For me a huge ASS!!!! I fell in love with my wife because she had a huge butt. We worked together at subway and during closing time [b4e17782bd9]she would clean the front area and I would clean the back[/b4e17782bd9]. When she cleaned the booths and tables sometimes she will bend over to reach across the booth to clean it right, thats when her ass would show and that thing would shake like jello, I just fell in love with her that moment. After that we hooked up and got married this past march, I love her.[/quote4e17782bd9]

lol That made me laugh... Glad you found love.

J4320

06-05-2008 16:09:21

LMAO. That's hilarious. Do you tell the story to your grandma the same way? MMMMMMMMMMM JELLO ASS!

TravMan162

06-05-2008 17:44:48

[quote2c3c4d8869="Twon"][quote2c3c4d8869="TravMan162"][quote2c3c4d8869="Twon"]
I look for breasts and a vagina. But that's just me.[/quote2c3c4d8869]

Will you settle for two out of three?[/quote2c3c4d8869]

Nope. I need all three. Otherwise I might as well just settle for FOAFY.[/quote2c3c4d8869]

No. He has inverted breasts, remember?