What would your last meal be?
So you're sitting on death row for not reporting your freebie earnings on your income taxes and you're allowed one last meal before being beaten to death by your expired FreeiPods.com account.
What would it be?
I'd have a bag of chips from my local chippie back home (with salt and sauce), a portion of Pakoras, garlic bread sticks and a few bottles of beer.
chicken enchiladas, fish and chips from my favorite pub in St. Albans, some beer to drink, and then for dessert - a hot fudge ice cream cake (milk to drink)
Whatever gives me explosive diarrhea at the exact moment they kill me.
Medium-rare filet mignon, sauteed asparagus spears, red wine.
And a small glass of port.
fillet mignon with twin lobsters with a glass of expensive wine, and a tort for dessert.
A filet mignon with some butter. Some sushi from Tank in chicago. Enough hard liquour to kill me and some hash brownies for dessert. Nuff said.
doritoes and ch.milk
Pure solid lead, or something close to lethal.
So when I start getting brain poisoning, they are forced to take me to the hospital and spend money on me not dying. Should teach those fkers about putting someone on death row for taxes.
[quotef608b56e0c="dmorris68"]Whatever gives me explosive diarrhea at the exact moment they kill me.[/quotef608b56e0c]
LOL! Great answer! That way you get the last laugh!
Something from the Gyro Guy at 53rd and 6th in NYC.
Best Gyro platters ever.
all you can eat buffet, then they can never kill me! ;)
but i don't even know what I would pick, maybe some pizza, beer, chips, fried chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, steak, ribs, corn on the cob.... and a pie!
had you asked this question two days ago, i would have said jamie lynn spears but.....
Good try Dan.
Probably - A meat lovers pizza from Domino's, followed by boiled crawfish and shrimp, followed by chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, followed by a bowl of some purple, followed by a cigarette, followed by another bowl.
(I love how spell check thinks crawfish is spelled incorrectly, and tries to tell me to change it to crayfish -- a damn Yankee must have created the dictionary it runs from)
I nice Hot Pizza from Papa Johns - Spinch, Tomatto and Chicken!
Surf N Turf, maybe from Longhorn Steakhouse? Just some sort of filet mignon and lobster tail, along with a Caesar salad, and some chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. Either some Coors Light or some Long Island Iced Teas (if I'm trying to get fucked up), and maybe a bowl or two with TTGP.
awww our little tylerc is becoming a pothead
i take full blame.
[quote33f7d5cc57="ntfireballs"]I nice Hot Pizza from Papa Johns - Spinch, Tomatto and Chicken![/quote33f7d5cc57]
I honestly am not too impressed with Papa Johns.
One time I ordered a medium pie. The total cost was around $14 with tip. I didn't mind because I thought it would taste of higher quality. However, when I actually tasted it I felt it was a bit overrated.
Also, their garlic sauce tastes and smells bad. I ended up throwing it out after opening it because it smelt bad.
I'd have rather just ordered a 5-5-5 deal from Dominoes and had been better off.
Oh well, maybe one day I'll give them another shot. That experience definitely sucked though.
[quote33f7d5cc57="DRay9911"]had you asked this question two days ago, i would have said jamie lynn spears but.....[/quote33f7d5cc57]
I'd have a nice, big, fresh vagina.
[quote3f894f2454="Twon"]I'd have a nice, [b3f894f2454]big[/b3f894f2454], fresh vagina.[/quote3f894f2454]
[quote902ca90155="Twon"]I'd have a nice, big, [b902ca90155]fresh[/b902ca90155] vagina.[/quote902ca90155]
Hopefully that's big enough fer ye.
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well its better then going up from the butt
Wow, This has gone downhill quickly
[quote7c334949f1="mookieb2"]Wow, This has gone downhill quickly[/quote7c334949f1]
I feel responsible...
All you can eat Crabs legs and a whole lot of Liquor.
Haha that's the best one in this entire thread.
Pack of Marlboro Lights and a bottle of Crown. . . I'm dying anyways )
stew chicken, with peas and rice....yummy!!!
[quote8a1418987a="sandra habina"]All you can eat Crabs legs and a whole lot of Liquor.[/quote8a1418987a]
Hell yes. King crab legs with hot butter. Authentic New England clam chowder. Some orange-peel chicken on the side. Croissants. Huge glass of root beer, and a molten chocolate cake from Chili's. It would be an orgy in my mouth
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