techdude05
26-02-2005 06:28:37
ABBOT Super Duper Computer Store... Can I help you?
COSTELLO Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den,
and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOT Mac?
COSTELLO No, the name's Lou
ABBOT Your computer?
COSTELLO I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOT Mac?
COSTELLO I told you, my name's Lou
ABBOT What about Windows?
COSTELLO Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOT Do you want a computer with windows?
COSTELLO I don't know. What will I see when I look in
the windows?
ABBOT Wallpaper.
COSTELLO Never mind the windows. I need a computer and
software.
ABBOT Software for windows?
COSTELLO No. On the computer! I need something I can
use to write proposals, track expenses and run my
business. What have you got?
ABBOT Office.
COSTELLO Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend
anything?
ABBOT I just did.
COSTELLO You just did what?
ABBOT Recommend something.
COSTELLO You recommended something?
ABBOT Yes.
COSTELLO For my office?
ABBOT Yes
COSTELLO OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOT Office.
COSTELLO Yes, for my office!
ABBOT I recommend office with windows.
COSTELLO I already have an office and it has windows!
OK, let's just say, I'm sitting at my computer and I
want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOT word.
COSTELLO what word?
ABBOT word in office.
COSTELLO the only word in office is Office.
ABBOT the word in office for windows.
COSTELLO which word in office for windows?
ABBOT the word you get when you click the blue w
COSTELLO I'm going to click your blue w if you don't
start with some straight answers OK, forget that. Can
I watch movies on the Internet?
ABBOT yes, you want real one.
COSTELLO maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon What I
watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I
need!
ABBOT real one.
COSTELLO if it's a long movie I also want to see reel
2,3&4. Can I watch them?
ABBOT of course.
COSTELLO great, with what?
ABBOT real one.
COSTELLO OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a
movie. What do I do?
ABBOT you click the blue 1
COSTELLO I click the blue one what?
ABBOT the blue 1.
COSTELLO is that different from the blue w?
ABBOT the blue 1 is Realone and the blue w is word.
COSTELLO what word?
ABBOT the word in office for windows.
COSTELLO but there's three words in office for windows!
ABBOT no, just one. but it's the most popular word in
the world
COSTELLO it is?
ABBOT yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other
words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other
words out there.
COSTELLO and that word is real one?
ABBOT real one has nothing to do with word. Real one
isn't even part of office.
COSTELLO stop! Don't start that again. What about
financial bookkeeping you have anything I can track my
money with?
ABBOT money.
COSTELLO that's right. What do you have?
ABBOT money.
COSTELLO I need money to track my money?
ABBOT it comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO what's bundled to my computer?
ABBOT money
COSTELLO money comes with my computer?
ABBOT yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO I get a bundle of money with my computer? How
much?
ABBOT one copy
COSTELLO isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOT Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.
COSTELLO they can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOT why not, they own it.
lol
J4320
26-02-2005 08:03:58
I like the end with money. )
nixnamz
26-02-2005 09:09:49
LOL! You gotta be a real computer geek to understand this.
EatChex89
26-02-2005 09:26:27
[quotee78c5fefb4="nixnamz"]LOL! You gotta be a real computer geek to understand this.[/quotee78c5fefb4]
not really. even the average computer user would understand this.
Godrockdj
26-02-2005 09:27:28
[quotedf9e695948="nixnamz"]LOL! You gotta be a real computer geek to understand this.[/quotedf9e695948]
Actually, not really ?
J4320
26-02-2005 10:21:08
[quote53a702b9a2="nixnamz"]LOL! You gotta be a real computer geek to understand this.[/quote53a702b9a2]
No you don't.