Why?

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theysayjump

18-10-2007 23:28:09

Why do people feel the need to smile when having their picture taken?
Why do people care about wearing matching socks?
Why do women feel like they can't have hairy legs?
Why does it always rain on me?
Why do birds have wings?
Why do people still use Internet Explorer?
Why do man-boobs not feel as good as woman-boobs to jiggle (is it because of the hair)?

tylerc

18-10-2007 23:52:00

bcuz dats da way it iz

theysayjump

18-10-2007 23:53:00

Why?

Iz

19-10-2007 00:20:45

You should be happy that it rains, I love rain )

sandra habina

19-10-2007 01:22:23

We can't have hairy legs? UH OH

aviendha47

19-10-2007 01:42:37

Because Travis said so.

bballp6699

19-10-2007 06:22:14

I don't think I've worn matching socks in two years.

Why do men have to put the seat down and women don't have to put the seat up?

sandra habina

19-10-2007 07:12:49

[quote02549c1de4="bballp6699"]I don't think I've worn matching socks in two years.

Why do men have to put the seat down and women don't have to put the seat up?[/quote02549c1de4]

LOL good question. Have you ever fallen into a cold toilet in the middle of the night? We have to sit down silly. P P

TryinToGetPaid

19-10-2007 07:28:40

Reminds of a little kid who keeps asking "Why?" no matter what you say.

TFOAF

19-10-2007 07:45:30

I love you TSJ.

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condra

19-10-2007 07:47:50

it is a society thing.....beliefs, fear, the way we are taught and used to things... D

theysayjump

19-10-2007 08:17:51

[quoteaf717b9d4a="sandra habina"]We can't have hairy legs? UH OH[/quoteaf717b9d4a]

I'd say the majority of women (at least in the western world) don't think they can.

I promote hairy woman-legs everywhere I go.

[quoteaf717b9d4a="TryinToGetPaid"]Reminds of a little kid who keeps asking "Why?" no matter what you say.[/quoteaf717b9d4a]

Why?

Truxity.net

19-10-2007 08:32:10

Because you touch yourself at night

jk

theysayjump

19-10-2007 09:13:28

Why?

TFOAF

19-10-2007 09:36:39

Because you like to fantasize about goats and camels on a seesaw.

J4320

19-10-2007 12:43:41

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Dammit FOAFY that makes me feel very nostalgic. Stop it. x

notbartsimpson

19-10-2007 13:13:54

Why do people feel the need to smile when having their picture taken?

[bfe2283258e]Because it's hard to say "cheese" with your mouth closed.[/bfe2283258e]

Why do people care about wearing matching socks?

[bfe2283258e]Matching socks? What in the heck are those?[/bfe2283258e]

Why do women feel like they can't have hairy legs?

[bfe2283258e]You should see some of the women I've met.[/bfe2283258e]

Why does it always rain on me?

[bfe2283258e]Probably because you're standing outside.[/bfe2283258e]

Why do birds have wings?

[bfe2283258e]To eat, silly.[/bfe2283258e]

Why do people still use Internet Explorer?

[bfe2283258e]Because it just plain works (sarcasm).[/bfe2283258e]

Why do man-boobs not feel as good as woman-boobs to jiggle (is it because of the hair)?

[bfe2283258e]It's because of the hair and the one-eyed monster staring up at you.[/bfe2283258e]

J4320

19-10-2007 13:51:11

Give it up for notbartsimpson, he'll be here all week. Be sure to tip the bartender.

Twon

19-10-2007 14:24:26

[quotecf54e8383d="theysayjump"]Why?[/quotecf54e8383d]

Why not?

JennyWren

19-10-2007 19:07:36

I have hairy legs, but it's blonde so you can't see.

Regarding the toilet seat

In my home, seat AND lid stay down because we are "if it's yellow let it mellow" folks, and the cats like to investigate.

Elsewhere, I go with the majority. If I go to a home of guys, I put the seat back up afterwards. If it's mostly girls, I leave it down.

bballp6699

19-10-2007 19:30:49

Not a fan of mellowing the yellow. If I have to brown and someone yellowed and I don't notice it... (

Splashy splashy is no good.

h3x

19-10-2007 19:35:44

[quote7d78b532b8="bballp6699"]Not a fan of mellowing the yellow. If I have to brown and someone yellowed and I don't notice it... (

Splashy splashy is no good.[/quote7d78b532b8]

I concur.

[quote7d78b532b8="JennyWren"]If I go to a home of guys, I put the seat back up afterwards.[/quote7d78b532b8]

Thank you for your consideration. )

Twon

19-10-2007 19:44:32

[quote99da9108f4="JennyWren"]In my home, seat AND lid stay down because we are "if it's yellow let it mellow" folks, and the cats like to investigate.[/quote99da9108f4]

ewwww....

YourGiftsFree

19-10-2007 19:47:05

If its brown flush it down.

Twon

19-10-2007 19:51:27

I use a composter toilet...

hehehhehe

19-10-2007 21:25:30

Why does your pee stink after you eat asparagus?

Yeah, I'm no fan of mellowing the yellow either, that's especially disgusting after some asparagus urine.

samz465

20-10-2007 06:59:24

[quote839e2ec1db="hehehhehe"]Why does your pee stink after you eat asparagus?

Yeah, I'm no fan of mellowing the yellow either, that's especially disgusting after some asparagus urine.[/quote839e2ec1db]
That's probably one of the grosser things I've heard this week...

Godrockdj

20-10-2007 08:05:12

[quote784404ef9d="theysayjump"]
Why do women feel like they can't have hairy legs?

-- In my Logic class, no less, we actually just had a discussion about this. Apparently the reason in this society is that less hair = youth, and youth is attractive to most men. Yep.

Why do people still use Internet Explorer?

-- They fear change
[/quote784404ef9d]

JennyWren

20-10-2007 10:10:44

Also, the things that men like best about women are the differences between the genders (curvier, smaller jaw, etc). Being less hairy is less "manly" and thus more feminine.

gnznroses

20-10-2007 10:28:13

[quote08ec700b42="theysayjump"][quote08ec700b42="sandra habina"]We can't have hairy legs? UH OH[/quote08ec700b42]

I'd say the majority of women (at least in the western world) don't think they can.

I promote hairy woman-legs everywhere I go.
[/quote08ec700b42]


i think this deserves a Why more than anything else shock

Iloveipods2

20-10-2007 10:53:37

[quote0baff31d43="theysayjump"]Why do people feel the need to smile when having their picture taken?
Why do people care about wearing matching socks?
Why do women feel like they can't have hairy legs?
Why does it always rain on me?
Why do birds have wings?
Why do people still use Internet Explorer?
Why do man-boobs not feel as good as woman-boobs to jiggle (is it because of the hair)?[/quote0baff31d43]

You ask too many questions.

Have you ever asked too many questions?

EatChex89

20-10-2007 11:11:04

I never let the mellow yellow, it's sick. Actually no one here at my house does. We pull the silver lever.

tjwor

20-10-2007 12:10:19

we let it mellow at night, but durring the day it is flushy, but when we each get up 2-3 times at night to pee, it would be a waste of water to flush shrug

theysayjump

20-10-2007 21:28:51

[quote0a5881077a="gnznroses"][quote0a5881077a="theysayjump"][quote0a5881077a="sandra habina"]We can't have hairy legs? UH OH[/quote0a5881077a]

I'd say the majority of women (at least in the western world) don't think they can.

I promote hairy woman-legs everywhere I go.
[/quote0a5881077a]


i think this deserves a Why more than anything else shock[/quote0a5881077a]

A woman who can be comfortable with hairy legs is a woman I can be with.

It's just hair, on legs, what's the big deal?

[quote0a5881077a="Iloveipods2"][quote0a5881077a="theysayjump"]Why do people feel the need to smile when having their picture taken?
Why do people care about wearing matching socks?
Why do women feel like they can't have hairy legs?
Why does it always rain on me?
Why do birds have wings?
Why do people still use Internet Explorer?
Why do man-boobs not feel as good as woman-boobs to jiggle (is it because of the hair)?[/quote0a5881077a]

You ask too many questions.

Have you ever asked too many questions?[/quote0a5881077a]

Why?

tjwor

20-10-2007 23:29:17

how comes?

Killer722

21-10-2007 00:17:51

[quoteac67b436f0="theysayjump"][quoteac67b436f0="gnznroses"][quoteac67b436f0="theysayjump"][quoteac67b436f0="sandra habina"]We can't have hairy legs? UH OH[/quoteac67b436f0]

I'd say the majority of women (at least in the western world) don't think they can.

I promote hairy woman-legs everywhere I go.
[/quoteac67b436f0]


i think this deserves a Why more than anything else shock[/quoteac67b436f0]

A woman who can be comfortable with hairy legs is a woman I can be with.

It's just hair, on legs, what's the big deal?
[/quoteac67b436f0]

What's next? It's just balls where her vagina should be. wuz da big deel lawl.

bruman

21-10-2007 14:21:12

[quote9167665f88="theysayjump"]Why?[/quote9167665f88]

Why not?

Twon

21-10-2007 15:55:18

[quote56a2c61e86="bruman"][quote56a2c61e86="theysayjump"]Why?[/quote56a2c61e86]

Why not?[/quote56a2c61e86]

i already asked that

aviendha47

21-10-2007 16:00:30

I haven't asked why not?

Anyone else not ask why not?

samz465

21-10-2007 16:13:32

[quote97eabee841="aviendha47"]I haven't asked why not?

Anyone else not ask why not?[/quote97eabee841]
You're posting that in the wrong thread.

Is anyone else posting in the wrong thread?

J4320

21-10-2007 18:57:15

[quoteacc68b9e79="theysayjump"]Why do people feel the need to smile when having their picture taken?[/quoteacc68b9e79]

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I don't think any further explanation is needed.

theysayjump

21-10-2007 19:05:55

[quote88d11f4915="J4320"][quote88d11f4915="theysayjump"]Why do people feel the need to smile when having their picture taken?[/quote88d11f4915]

http/" alt=""/img139.imageshack.us/img="139/7879/whyyp3.jpg[" alt=""/img88d11f4915]

I don't think any further explanation is needed.[/quote88d11f4915]

Could you explain that further please?

J4320

21-10-2007 19:27:18

Well this poor young chap's skin color is so dark, it blends in with the background. If he were to smile, we'd at least be reminded of the Cheshire cat in Alice in Wonderland.

theysayjump

21-10-2007 19:51:58

Why?

J4320

21-10-2007 19:55:36

Because we would then be able to see his teeth and his teeth only. So it would be like the Cheshire cat in Alice and Wonderland when the cat was invisible except for the teeth.

theysayjump

21-10-2007 20:20:37

But why?

samz465

21-10-2007 20:22:00

How come?

J4320

21-10-2007 20:22:59

Well because the white of the teeth contrasted with the dark makes them stand out.

theysayjump

21-10-2007 23:42:58

Why?

J4320

22-10-2007 12:34:30

Well because white is brighter than a darker color such as black.

jwwws

22-10-2007 18:43:50

OMFG! STOP STOP...I can't take it anymore!!! This is the funniest thread I've ever read! lol

...and for God sakes, flush the friggin' toilet!

DollarDealNetwork

23-10-2007 20:17:41

[quote43278099ec="theysayjump"]Why do people feel the need to smile when having their picture taken?
[/quote43278099ec]


Why do people tuck chins down, giving them fat neck syndrome while smiling?

theysayjump

23-10-2007 20:26:21

[quotefd371733bf="2DollarDeal"][quotefd371733bf="theysayjump"]Why do people feel the need to smile when having their picture taken?
[/quotefd371733bf]


Why do people tuck chins down, giving them fat neck syndrome while smiling?[/quotefd371733bf]

Because they're proud of their fat necks.

bruman

23-10-2007 22:28:33

[quote2b42a643dd="Twon"][quote2b42a643dd="bruman"][quote2b42a643dd="theysayjump"]Why?[/quote2b42a643dd]

Why not?[/quote2b42a643dd]

i already asked that[/quote2b42a643dd]

Why?

tylerc

23-10-2007 22:36:00

[quote965a62e7bd="theysayjump"][quote965a62e7bd="2DollarDeal"][quote965a62e7bd="theysayjump"]Why do people feel the need to smile when having their picture taken?
[/quote965a62e7bd]


Why do people tuck chins down, giving them fat neck syndrome while smiling?[/quote965a62e7bd]

Because they're proud of their fat necks.[/quote965a62e7bd]

Why?

theysayjump

23-10-2007 22:39:00

[quote9f0cf449ef="tylerc"][quote9f0cf449ef="theysayjump"][quote9f0cf449ef="2DollarDeal"][quote9f0cf449ef="theysayjump"]Why do people feel the need to smile when having their picture taken?
[/quote9f0cf449ef]


Why do people tuck chins down, giving them fat neck syndrome while smiling?[/quote9f0cf449ef]

Because they're proud of their fat necks.[/quote9f0cf449ef]

Why?[/quote9f0cf449ef]

Why?

tylerc

23-10-2007 22:43:24

[quote5cf36fde9c="theysayjump"][quote5cf36fde9c="tylerc"][quote5cf36fde9c="theysayjump"][quote5cf36fde9c="2DollarDeal"][quote5cf36fde9c="theysayjump"]Why do people feel the need to smile when having their picture taken?
[/quote5cf36fde9c]


Why do people tuck chins down, giving them fat neck syndrome while smiling?[/quote5cf36fde9c]

Because they're proud of their fat necks.[/quote5cf36fde9c]

Why?[/quote5cf36fde9c]

Why?[/quote5cf36fde9c]

Why?

J4320

23-10-2007 22:47:07

bcuz ur gay

theysayjump

23-10-2007 22:49:30

[quote398fca18bb="tylerc"][quote398fca18bb="theysayjump"][quote398fca18bb="tylerc"][quote398fca18bb="theysayjump"][quote398fca18bb="2DollarDeal"][quote398fca18bb="theysayjump"]Why do people feel the need to smile when having their picture taken?
[/quote398fca18bb]


Why do people tuck chins down, giving them fat neck syndrome while smiling?[/quote398fca18bb]

Because they're proud of their fat necks.[/quote398fca18bb]

Why?[/quote398fca18bb]

Why?[/quote398fca18bb]

Why?[/quote398fca18bb]

But why?

aviendha47

23-10-2007 23:07:07

In some peoples worlds they like fat necks.

tylerc

23-10-2007 23:24:31

Why?

theysayjump

24-10-2007 08:20:27

oh y 2 u tylerc.

jwwws

24-10-2007 08:35:48

Why do my patrons tell me, "One more." when we both know they're going to stay for a few more?

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