I hate to say this, but this story doesn't seem to have much of a point other than pointing out the redneck presence in the south. How much did they pay for it?
You know you're a redneck with you're a Nigerian Dwarf Goat farmer.
Gooogler - it's an anecdote. The punchline is the point.
bballp6699 - actually, we're city Yankees - retired and enjoying the good life in Paradise
Florida isn't the real south.