what's your profession?
Easy Bling
30-04-2007 21:34:27
I'm a deli-clerk. I slice your meats, wrap them up, and give them to you. I'm also blessed in the sandwich-construction arts and I know the ways of the Chinese Kitchen!
(With my luck, there's already a post about this, and this is gonna be closed and redirected to the actual post ? Oh well ) )
phriq
30-04-2007 21:36:52
Geek Squad Agent here.
ilanbg
30-04-2007 21:43:41
Part-time pimp.
soon2bbriz
30-04-2007 21:45:59
veterinary technician here D
My professions are alchemy and enchanting.
theysayjump
30-04-2007 22:01:52
[quotee8f90e16a0="ilanbg"]Part-time pimp, full-time douche.[/quotee8f90e16a0]
Fixed. ;)
Wolfeman
30-04-2007 22:07:11
My official title is IT Support Engineer...
coolvaughan
30-04-2007 22:17:44
I am the guy that laughs at you when you try to pronounce Chalupa at three o'clock in the morning.
burritopunk
30-04-2007 22:26:23
Guitar Salesman @ Sam Ash.
Sstaceyrae21
30-04-2007 22:26:32
I have the honor to squeeze old ladies boobs and shove enema tips in your rear all day! I am a radiological technologist.
gmario
30-04-2007 22:30:59
Student 8)
Easy Bling
30-04-2007 23:00:49
[quote77c2f4d1c0="Sstaceyrae21"]I have the honor to squeeze old ladies boobs and shove enema tips in your rear all day! I am a radiological technologist.[/quote77c2f4d1c0]
Wow, did you grow up wanting to do that?
tjwor
30-04-2007 23:03:46
[quote1fe81987da="gmario"]Student 8)[/quote1fe81987da]
condra
30-04-2007 23:06:39
[quote9384a1850c="tjwor"][quote9384a1850c="gmario"]Student 8)[/quote9384a1850c][/quote9384a1850c]
P
x323smostwantedx
30-04-2007 23:08:12
[quote83cef3c2c4="condra"][quote83cef3c2c4="tjwor"][quote83cef3c2c4="gmario"]Student 8)[/quote83cef3c2c4][/quote83cef3c2c4]
P[/quote83cef3c2c4]
and I will start saturday to work at Tmobile
tinkerjenn
01-05-2007 05:03:01
Officially, Payroll and Human Resources information specialist )
egyptianruin
01-05-2007 05:48:24
Revenue Universe Affiliate Manager, Free4Me Support, Mixxer Forum Administrator (and yes I am paid), Homemaker and Free Lance Artist.
hairyferry
01-05-2007 06:21:54
insurance account manager
tylerc
01-05-2007 07:06:56
[quote07b508a78d="tjwor"][quote07b508a78d="gmario"]Student 8)[/quote07b508a78d][/quote07b508a78d]
Same, almost done with high school.
manOFice
01-05-2007 07:14:34
IT Support Technician
Previously, PC Analyst.
High Five Wolfeman playful
maksmom
01-05-2007 07:29:49
Full time stay at home mom of 4 kids...oops, I mean 3 kids and 1 husband.
manOFice
01-05-2007 07:37:47
[quoteb79d7b2a8e="maksmom"]Full time stay at home mom of 4 kids...oops, I mean 3 kids and 1 husband.[/quoteb79d7b2a8e]
rofl rofl
romanodog
01-05-2007 07:55:34
"Programmer Analyst" whatever that means.
i write software.
TryinToGetPaid
01-05-2007 08:05:05
On the Physician Services Team - We train doctors and office staff as well as handle most all paper work related to Information Management.
Admin
01-05-2007 08:14:50
self-employed )
gmario
01-05-2007 08:18:20
[quotea6a3108e6b="Admin"]self-employed )[/quotea6a3108e6b]
Can't ask for anything better 8)
Jenncherry99
01-05-2007 08:18:42
student (only until August!!!), I am an office assistant for my dad's business, and I do promotions for a marketing company
skepticalcynic
01-05-2007 08:34:36
Once upon a time I was a high-paid Marketing Specialist in the city up north - but I traded it all in to raise Nigerian Dwarf Goats in rural Florida and in my spare time I run the office of a small trucking company - NO MORE STRESS !!!
Ahhhhhh...Paradise... 8)
A Hart
01-05-2007 08:37:01
Choir, Pulpit and Academic Robes Sales - From Home.
You would not believe how big the market is!
Admin
01-05-2007 09:23:04
[quote0c0752ec2e="skepticalcynic"]Once upon a time I was a high-paid Marketing Specialist in the city up north - but I traded it all in to raise Nigerian Dwarf Goats in rural Florida and in my spare time I run the office of a small trucking company - NO MORE STRESS !!!
Ahhhhhh...Paradise... 8)[/quote0c0752ec2e]that is fucking awesome
Wolfeman
01-05-2007 12:07:55
[quote860b66eb02="Jenncherry99"]student (only until August!!!), I am an office assistant for my dad's business, and I do promotions for a marketing company[/quote860b66eb02]
licoughli [spoiler860b66eb02]stripper[/size860b66eb02][/spoiler860b66eb02] licoughli
Big War Bird
01-05-2007 12:19:06
Mr. Mom, though one day i'm going to start doing medical billing part time for my wife's practice.
booklover1104
01-05-2007 12:31:30
[quote296d0164f9="Big War Bird"]Mr. Mom, though one day i'm going to start doing medical billing part time for my wife's practice.[/quote296d0164f9]
You ROCK BWB...that's awesome D
My husband lasted roughly a week, so we switched and I do the stay-at-home thing now
EatChex89
01-05-2007 13:12:12
I bag your groceries, and stick them in your cart. Occasionally, I help you out to the car.
ilanbg
01-05-2007 13:16:05
[quotef27756e670="theysayjump"][quotef27756e670="ilanbg"]Part-time pimp, full-time douche.[/quotef27756e670]
Fixed. ;)
also i suck balls[/quotef27756e670]
Fixed.
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tylerc
01-05-2007 13:25:41
I forgot to mention that this summer I'll be working at my dad's office (he is an accountant) calling up assessors to get property and real estate tax information for a ton of businesses. It'll pay $8/hour with good hours, 10-4 on weekdays, maybe only 4 days/week.
manOFice
01-05-2007 13:31:52
[quotedc0c721eb7="EatChex89"]I bag your groceries, and stick them in your cart. Occasionally, I help you out to the car.[/quotedc0c721eb7]
Thank You D
winkie
01-05-2007 14:01:19
Computer tech for univ, biochemistry graduate student
Crymson
01-05-2007 14:09:57
System Analyst at State Farm. I'm in the print dept. so if you've ever got a State Farm bill, I probably wrote part of the code.
JordanE
01-05-2007 14:14:02
Zumiez skate tech/cashier. Soon to be Chef.
secondjob
01-05-2007 14:18:28
I work at a little factory called Kawasaki, I make flywheels for lawn mowers. Mostly for John Deere, Cub Cadet, and some others. I also go to school part time. I am the only supporter until my husband finishes college.
YourGiftsFree
01-05-2007 14:18:41
Self-employed as well D
dupebag
01-05-2007 14:19:28
[quote013112a9a4="YourGiftsFree"]Self-employed as well D[/quote013112a9a4]
Well work on my approval for your non cc site ;)
TFOAF
01-05-2007 14:22:26
[quote2b8f0e6842="tylerc"][quote2b8f0e6842="tjwor"][quote2b8f0e6842="gmario"]Student 8)[/quote2b8f0e6842][/quote2b8f0e6842]
Same, almost done with high school.[/quote2b8f0e6842]
[quote2b8f0e6842="ilanbg"][quote2b8f0e6842="theysayjump"][quote2b8f0e6842="ilanbg"]Part-time pimp, full-time douche.[/quote2b8f0e6842]
Fixed. ;)
also i suck balls[/quote2b8f0e6842]
Fixed.
([/quote2b8f0e6842]
Oh man, that's hysterical.
dupebag
01-05-2007 14:24:41
[quote6f17c990aa="TFOAF"][quote6f17c990aa="tylerc"][quote6f17c990aa="tjwor"][quote6f17c990aa="gmario"]Student 8)[/quote6f17c990aa][/quote6f17c990aa]
Same, almost done with high school.[/quote6f17c990aa]
[quote6f17c990aa="ilanbg"][quote6f17c990aa="theysayjump"][quote6f17c990aa="ilanbg"]Part-time pimp, full-time douche.[/quote6f17c990aa]
Fixed. ;)
also i suck balls[/quote6f17c990aa]
Fixed.
([/quote6f17c990aa]
Oh man, that's hysterical.[/quote6f17c990aa]
dmorris68
01-05-2007 14:26:37
Sr. Project Manager in the Information Services division for Shaw Industries, Inc., the world's largest carpet & residential flooring manufacturer. Formerly a Fortune 500 company, now a private holding of Warren Buffet/Berkshire Hathaway.
Jams44
01-05-2007 14:27:33
Finishing highschool. programmer, webdesign. I'm also a database manager for my dad's company and I also sit and manage servers all day on the weekends!
KeithA
01-05-2007 14:41:00
industry analyst and would-be entrepreneur
Zanpaktou
01-05-2007 14:47:29
Student for 2 more weeks
manOFice
01-05-2007 14:52:15
The new fortune 500 list just came out, we're on it ;)
Big War Bird
01-05-2007 16:35:38
[quoted98364d100="dmorris68"]Sr. Project Manager in the Information Services division for Shaw Industries, Inc., the world's largest carpet & residential flooring manufacturer. Formerly a Fortune 500 company, now a private holding of Warren Buffet/Berkshire Hathaway.[/quoted98364d100]
If you live in Dalton then you gotta work in the carpet industry!
johnjimjones
01-05-2007 17:36:08
electrical engineering student, working for the Navy on the Submarine Base over the summer.
musing mumbler
01-05-2007 18:22:59
lifeguard at a country club in Grosse Pointe P
theysayjump
01-05-2007 21:36:03
I make fences for HYIP's who in return activate the chipmunk shield in order for me to leave my house every day so I can make fences for HYIP's.
ffactoryxx
01-05-2007 21:58:16
IT Recruiter for fortune 500 companies in the Philadelphia area
CustomOrderThis
01-05-2007 22:26:26
Student and I run a business. D
egyptianruin
01-05-2007 22:28:21
[quotedb1ce7f584="O4F-Manofice"]The new fortune 500 list just came out, we're on it ;)[/quotedb1ce7f584]Officially4Free? lol wink
Easy Bling
01-05-2007 22:49:33
I saw a program once about the best jobs on Earth. The best one by-far was a photography light reflector (something along those lines). Basically, all he had to do was reflect natural light with this small 3' x 3' reflector onto models all day long. Models ranging from SI to who knows? Doesn't really matter, you're around half to fully naked women all day, and you get to go to exotic places with those exotic ladies...
My only question is...how do I get a degree in reflect-light-on-hot-women-all-day-ology?
booklover1104
02-05-2007 12:10:10
[quote289bc97732="musing mumbler"]lifeguard at a country club in Grosse Pointe P[/quote289bc97732]
...love that movie 8)
givmea1032
02-05-2007 12:34:04
I get to eat donuts, piss people off all day and then beat the crap out of them when they complain (and get away with it).
Okay, it's not like that, we are a kindler, gentler Police these days....
TryinToGetPaid
02-05-2007 12:39:18
Woah, a police officer?
I have had nothing but horrible experiences with the law man, I always get pulled over breaking the "no black man in car" law.
theysayjump
02-05-2007 12:53:40
[quote49f4888245="TryinToGetPaid"]Woah, a police officer?
I have had nothing but horrible experiences with the law man, I always get pulled over breaking the "no black man in car" law.[/quote49f4888245]
I can't imagine how tough it must be to live in the south and being a white man trying to be black.
My heart goes out to you.
gmario
02-05-2007 13:00:05
[quote430dc22b64="givmea1032"]I get to eat donuts, piss people off all day and then beat the crap out of them when they complain (and get away with it).
Okay, it's not like that, we are a kindler, gentler Police these days....[/quote430dc22b64]
I wanted to be a cop for the same reason's you said, and even also to treat the decent people fairly, but seeing cops and Americas Most wanted changed my mind since you never know who you will be pulling over next (
manOFice
02-05-2007 13:03:58
[quote216ffd6396="givmea1032"]I get to eat donuts, piss people off all day and then beat the crap out of them when they complain (and get away with it).
Okay, it's not like that, we are a kindler, gentler Police these days....[/quote216ffd6396]
Bastards never give guys a break when we speed.
gmario
02-05-2007 13:09:28
[quote6d4b354ff1="O4F-Manofice"][quote6d4b354ff1="givmea1032"]I get to eat donuts, piss people off all day and then beat the crap out of them when they complain (and get away with it).
Okay, it's not like that, we are a kindler, gentler Police these days....[/quote6d4b354ff1]
Bastards never give guys a break when we speed.[/quote6d4b354ff1]
Plus why would you wanna deal with people BS day after day ( another reason why i changed my major )
shawng31
02-05-2007 19:54:10
glorified "would you like fries with that?" guy.. A.K.A a 2 dollar an hour waiter for a national chain restaurant here in Richmond, VA.. and officially as of today...........
BIRTHDAY BOY !!!!!!!!!!!
toast
woot
dance
dance2
ChaSongjo
02-05-2007 23:20:11
dedicated Pro Gamer and part-time student
guelah75
02-05-2007 23:25:39
full time chef
full time student in Computer Sciences at UTK
part-time selfemployed(freebies)
Getstuff4free Kyle
03-05-2007 02:13:26
[quote94481b2cb5="Easy Bling"]I'm a deli-clerk. I slice your meats, wrap them up, and give them to you. I'm also blessed in the sandwich-construction arts and I know the ways of the Chinese Kitchen!
(With my luck, there's already a post about this, and this is gonna be closed and redirected to the actual post ? Oh well ) )[/quote94481b2cb5]
I always wanted to work in a deli just so I could say that I get paid to cut the cheese.
As it is, i have to settle for self-employed.
stackmjwiz
03-05-2007 08:45:54
Student & Cadet.
AlexHeap
03-05-2007 09:25:47
traceur
jadem
03-05-2007 11:54:50
Technical writer...I translate g33k. ;)
givmea1032
03-05-2007 13:03:40
[quote2704a39660="gmario"]I wanted to be a cop for the same reason's you said, and even also to treat the decent people fairly, but seeing cops and Americas Most wanted changed my mind since you never know who you will be pulling over next ([/quote2704a39660]
You're right, the job is never boring or the same. People are always unpredictible. I've been on the street for 8 years and don't plan on leaving it anytime soon.
[quote2704a39660="O4F-Manofice"]Bastards never give guys a break when we speed.[/quote2704a39660]
Sorry dude, I don't write many speeding tickets, my only suggestion is not to speed. wink
[quote2704a39660="gmario"]Plus why would you wanna deal with people BS day after day ( another reason why i changed my major )[/quote2704a39660]
Right now I deal with low income housing only, so you can imagine the drama and BS people create. But I like what I do. Wouldn't change it for nothing...
tylerc
03-05-2007 15:21:09
So you would change it for something then? wink
Any advice on getting out of speeding tickets if you get pulled over?
givmea1032
04-05-2007 16:06:49
[quote84ffb65ce0="tylerc"]So you would change it for something then? wink
Any advice on getting out of speeding tickets if you get pulled over?[/quote84ffb65ce0]
Definitely don't deny that you were. Just say you were DWHUA (driving with head up ass), that's what I say most people are doing. But honestly if you get a ticket and you've never had one or a long time since you had one and you are worried about insurance or your record call the Prosecuting Attorney's office and ask them to switch it to Inattentive or a similar non-moving violation for the same cost. Most will try to help ya out.
angie30
04-05-2007 16:58:18
[quote60014e5196="givmea1032"][quote60014e5196="tylerc"]So you would change it for something then? wink
Any advice on getting out of speeding tickets if you get pulled over?[/quote60014e5196]
Definitely don't deny that you were. Just say you were DWHUA (driving with head up ass), that's what I say most people are doing. But honestly if you get a ticket and you've never had one or a long time since you had one and you are worried about insurance or your record call the Prosecuting Attorney's office and ask them to switch it to Inattentive or a similar non-moving violation for the same cost. Most will try to help ya out.[/quote60014e5196]
Yeah I just got my first ticket since I was 16 and I am 30 now. I was completely sick and just left the doctor on my way home. I had a 103 degree fever and was out of it -- probably shouldn't of been driving -- actually I really shouldn't have but I needed a doctor!! This officer did not care -- plus I was driving my hubby's car and he didn't have any proof of insurance in it. It was a bad day.
Usually they let you send everything in the mail here and just pay for your ticket that way but not for me. I had to go to court -- cause I am such a criminal -- haha. No it was all cool.
I told my kids I was going to jail because I was a law breaker until they almost sytarted crying and I had to hurry and say I was kidding.
The prosecuter did lower the charge to something like a broken headlight.
So funny how they do that.
Anyways, I am a stay at home mom to 2 little girls ages 8 and 4 who I absolutely adore. I also am in school going for my bachelors so I can be a biotechnologist. I can't wait -- I've always wanted to work in a lab and create something crazy.
HAGN
Gigante
04-05-2007 17:57:53
Student. And I guess intern with an investment firm if that counts.
Braden
04-05-2007 23:19:34
HVAC contractor/installer. Have you ever crawled on your belly under a house and accidently put your hand on a moist dead rat that's been dead for 2 weeks? That happened to me the other day. Pretty cool huh.
tjwor
13-05-2007 00:41:26
Has anyone ever worked at Target, Lowes, or Radio Shack? I applied at those 3 yesterday, got a call from lowes today sometime (i missed it but they left a message) just wondering if anyone has experience or suggestions about these...
thanks!
ldybug1752
13-05-2007 00:56:36
I haven't worked at any of those place but my sister worked at Lowe's a while ago for a little over a year. She LOVED it there. The only reason she doesn't still work there is because the manager was stealing money somehow so they had to lay off a ton of people..needless to say, he's in jail now. But I've heard it's a good place to work )
KnightTrader
13-05-2007 05:23:00
Jeweler, I sell you shiny rocks 4 monies. 4 real.
wasabe
13-05-2007 06:20:32
One time, I killed a man in cold blood. Oh, [i774c4278cf]pro[/i774c4278cf]fession....I assist some professors at a well-known business school.
tjwor
13-05-2007 09:10:56
[quoteaac962709c="ldybug1752"]I haven't worked at any of those place but my sister worked at Lowe's a while ago for a little over a year. She LOVED it there. The only reason she doesn't still work there is because the manager was stealing money somehow so they had to lay off a ton of people..needless to say, he's in jail now. But I've heard it's a good place to work )[/quoteaac962709c]
well thats good to hear ) Lowes left me a message on my answering machine yesterday, so i'll give them a call on monday D
Gigante
13-05-2007 09:28:31
[quoteece15f36fd="wasabe"]One time, I killed a man in cold blood. Oh, [iece15f36fd]pro[/iece15f36fd]fession....I assist some professors at a well-known business school.[/quoteece15f36fd]
That is cool. You working as a TA? And Which school?
samz465
13-05-2007 09:51:42
I'm a freebie enthusiast, student, and sales representative at a cell phone store.
My brother owns a cell phone store so I help him out quite a bit.
This past summer he went away so I pretty much handled the entire business myself for a month.
samz hows the money in that industry.
how are the employees paid
samz465
13-05-2007 11:19:32
[quote2817eafc42="Kidd"]samz hows the money in that industry.
how are the employees paid[/quote2817eafc42]
Cell phones?
Umm...$8-$11 an hour plus commission.
Depends on how good the employee is.
hows the commision.
paid per contract
the more people you sign up the more you get?
HVACgal
13-05-2007 14:11:03
[quotedc055eb11e="Braden"]HVAC contractor/installer. Have you ever crawled on your belly under a house and accidently put your hand on a moist dead rat that's been dead for 2 weeks? That happened to me the other day. Pretty cool huh.[/quotedc055eb11e]
HVAC business owner, installer/service technician. Never had that experience but I have had a mouse crawl up my pants leg before. EEK!!
samz465
13-05-2007 15:43:05
[quote36812d787e="Kidd"]hows the commision.
paid per contract
the more people you sign up the more you get?[/quote36812d787e]
DI can't really tell how much the commission is.
But it usually IS tiered.
patrick_7412
13-05-2007 16:05:34
Self-Employed for now ;)
tmberwolff
13-05-2007 19:31:12
I train astronauts.
I love my job. )
chrome89k
13-05-2007 19:37:34
train dogs to pee while standing on hind legs and work in a restaurant. i sell viagra on the side
doylnea
13-05-2007 20:24:39
[quoteac2a08683d="Gigante"][quoteac2a08683d="wasabe"]One time, I killed a man in cold blood. Oh, [iac2a08683d]pro[/iac2a08683d]fession....I assist some professors at a well-known business school.[/quoteac2a08683d]
That is cool. You working as a TA? And Which school?[/quoteac2a08683d]
I'd guess Faculty Assistant at HBS (though mayhaps Sloan?).