some people take sigs wayyy to seriously

JUNIOR6886

28-04-2007 12:11:53

So i see a noob post in the trading forum that he wants to be paid for greens. I pm him with my offer and the following convo resulted. This guy isnt exactly playing with a full deck....

[quote2423fc8898="junior6886"] $20 for ps3.yourgiftsfree interested?[/quote2423fc8898]

[quote2423fc8898="Ringjammer"]What the hell do u think yur doin?????
as an advocate of domestic violence victims I find your post horrably offensive!!!
maybe i should send the vid to your local authorities.[/quote2423fc8898]

[quote2423fc8898="junior6886"] shock you mean the gif in my sig? its from some other website.
i just copied the link into my sig...[/quote2423fc8898]

[quote2423fc8898="Ringjammer"]This would make you an accesory to
Assault/Battery 3rd (Domestic)[/quote2423fc8898]

[quote2423fc8898="junior6886"]so i take it you're not interested in trading?[/quote2423fc8898]

[quote2423fc8898="Ringjammer"]no, not with you sir.[/quote2423fc8898]

Its amazing how people get so offended by sigs and avatars. I dont even block sigs supporting drugs/alcohol......

Killer722

28-04-2007 12:17:46

But your sig is hilarious!

marketingman0069

28-04-2007 12:31:39

We should all have a sig that is that funny. At another forum I visit from time to time there is a user with a sig that has a picture of a guy taking a pee on a mini cross stuck in the ground!

http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/73db14dcf6ea5ca28bd8d49c8178032c.gif[" alt=""/img666b70a5a5] If I can find humor in that as a lifelong catholic, then I'd hope that people could find humor in that damn funny signature vid.

kidd2108

28-04-2007 12:37:13

http/" alt=""/img101.imageshack.us/img="101/5082/ownedbylemecpascontentti3.gif[" alt=""/img64f776aa0c]

manOFice

28-04-2007 13:02:24

hahhaha

FreeOffersNow

28-04-2007 13:02:26

I'm pretty sure it's just some kid slapping the shit out of his sister...

[quotea815ee399e]This would make you an accesory to
Assault/Battery 3rd (Domestic)[/quotea815ee399e]

I lol'd

TryinToGetPaid

28-04-2007 13:05:43

liRing Ringli
Anywhere Town Police Department what is your emergency?

I am on the internet and this guy, has a animated picture of a man slapping a woman forcefully. I demand you arrest him!

......wh...what?

You heard me! ARREST HIM!!

lihangs upli

marketingman0069

28-04-2007 13:08:19

[quoteeb29d8d84f="TryinToGetPaid"]liRing Ringli
Anywhere Town Police Department what is your emergency?

I am on the internet and this guy, has a animated picture of a man slapping a woman forcefully. I demand you arrest him!

......wh...what?

You heard me! ARREST HIM!!

lihangs upli[/quoteeb29d8d84f]

LOsodamnL!! I need to find some phatty sig animations, perferrably only those which show assault and battery )

JOKE!!

dmorris68

28-04-2007 13:17:19

http//www.illustratortechniques.com/gallery/files/uploads/32/full/salt.jpg[" alt=""/imgb9dc6ce062]

x323smostwantedx

28-04-2007 13:21:06

lolz

gmario

28-04-2007 13:23:00

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I love that vid on your signature cracks me up every time i see it.

egyptianruin

28-04-2007 14:25:52

lol the sad thing is its probably staged, its easy to pull that kind of thing off if done right, hehe. Not that I have any experience in staging stuff, nope not me!

JUNIOR6886

28-04-2007 14:33:07

[quoteb41d9238ed="dmorris68"]

http//www.illustratortechniques.com/gallery/files/uploads/32/full/salt.jpg[" alt=""/imgb41d9238ed][/quoteb41d9238ed]

its official, you're made of %100 win [img="b41d9238ed]http//photobucket.com/albums/c172/nfandom/whatthefuck.gif[" alt=""/imgb41d9238ed]

Wolfeman

28-04-2007 14:42:16

http/" alt=""/img169.imageshack.us/img="169/5650/outputon2.gif[" alt=""/imge5f9980e94][img="e5f9980e94]http/" alt=""/img169.imageshack.us/img="169/5650/outputon2.gif[" alt=""/imge5f9980e94][img="e5f9980e94]http/" alt=""/img169.imageshack.us/img="169/5650/outputon2.gif[" alt=""/imge5f9980e94]
[img="e5f9980e94]http/" alt=""/img169.imageshack.us/img="169/5650/outputon2.gif[" alt=""/imge5f9980e94][img="e5f9980e94]http/" alt=""/img169.imageshack.us/img="169/5650/outputon2.gif[" alt=""/imge5f9980e94][img="e5f9980e94]http/" alt=""/img169.imageshack.us/img="169/5650/outputon2.gif[" alt=""/imge5f9980e94]
[img="e5f9980e94]http/" alt=""/img169.imageshack.us/img="169/5650/outputon2.gif[" alt=""/imge5f9980e94][img="e5f9980e94]http/" alt=""/img169.imageshack.us/img="169/5650/outputon2.gif[" alt=""/imge5f9980e94][img="e5f9980e94]http/" alt=""/img169.imageshack.us/img="169/5650/outputon2.gif[" alt=""/imge5f9980e94]

gmario

28-04-2007 15:09:05

how can i get this as a full screensaver lol

zr2152

28-04-2007 15:11:35

I wish that ppl would take my sig more seriously

egyptianruin

28-04-2007 16:23:13

http//i11.photobucket.com/albums/a196/BoddahBuddah/PWND.jpg[" alt=""/img847c1ad66c]

I wonder if that constitutes animal abuse

[img="847c1ad66c]http//www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/BabyOwnedAlien.jpg[" alt=""/img847c1ad66c]

Child abuse? or Alien abuse?

tinkerjenn

28-04-2007 16:28:32

I was formerly married to Satan. That vid is funny.

egyptianruin

28-04-2007 16:37:53

on the topic of pictures that disturb someone, I found a few that bother me...

this one bothers me...

http//www.glitter-town.com/hearts-love-myspace-glitters-4/i-love-you-this-much-funny-myspace-glitter.gif[" alt=""/img6b4a89775d]

and this one did too...

[img="6b4a89775d]http//www.slapyo.com/wp-content/owned016.jpg[" alt=""/img6b4a89775d]

cry

Killer722

28-04-2007 17:05:37

Good God. Thanks for sharing ER....

egyptianruin

28-04-2007 17:19:01

[quote61e1a436d3="Killer722"]Good God. Thanks for sharing ER....[/quote61e1a436d3]

arent they disturbing, I mean who would one make fun of a baby with a handicap, and two put their baby in a microwave and take a picture? The thought behind those two makes me very sad.

bruman

28-04-2007 18:22:36

[quotee7e83e951c="egyptianruin"][quotee7e83e951c="Killer722"]Good God. Thanks for sharing ER....[/quotee7e83e951c]

arent they disturbing, I mean who would one make fun of a baby with a handicap, and two put their baby in a microwave and take a picture? The thought behind those two makes me very sad.[/quotee7e83e951c]

And ironically you're spreading them around to more and more people!

Wolfeman

28-04-2007 18:25:23

The armless one is jacked but the microwave one has its lighter side )

Tholek

28-04-2007 18:26:04

ER, I hope you never get to Japan. )

Oh, almost forgot....save as...my documents...and repeat.

gmario

28-04-2007 18:50:29

[quote52f0919842="egyptianruin"]on the topic of pictures that disturb someone, I found a few that bother me...

this one bothers me...

http//www.glitter-town.com/hearts-love-myspace-glitters-4/i-love-you-this-much-funny-myspace-glitter.gif[" alt=""/img52f0919842]

and this one did too...

[img="52f0919842]http//www.slapyo.com/wp-content/owned016.jpg[" alt=""/img52f0919842]

cry[/quote52f0919842]

wtf was that photoshop?

Tholek

28-04-2007 18:58:36

I hope so. That microwave is plugged in.

egyptianruin

28-04-2007 19:34:16

[quote8806495a95="bruman"][quote8806495a95="egyptianruin"][quote8806495a95="Killer722"]Good God. Thanks for sharing ER....[/quote8806495a95]

arent they disturbing, I mean who would one make fun of a baby with a handicap, and two put their baby in a microwave and take a picture? The thought behind those two makes me very sad.[/quote8806495a95]

And ironically you're spreading them around to more and more people![/quote8806495a95]

What does me not liking them have to do about the passing of the picture, lol. I just wanted to share and see if others thought they were disturbing as well. I hope the baby on is a photoshop. Someone should PM that person and see what they think about it.

EDIT I was trying to find out if that picture was a photoshop and came across this

http//www.dlisted.com/node/8992

and this, wtf now im really disturbed. Is it routine to stick babies in the microwave and take pictures of them?!

http//worldofwonder.net/archives/2007/Feb/15/exclusive_anna_nicoles_baby_found_in_microwave.wow
http//forum.dailyhaha.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=728

TFOAF

28-04-2007 19:52:52

[quote1a67226285="egyptianruin"][quote1a67226285="bruman"][quote1a67226285="egyptianruin"][quote1a67226285="Killer722"]Good God. Thanks for sharing ER....[/quote1a67226285]

arent they disturbing, I mean who would one make fun of a baby with a handicap, and two put their baby in a microwave and take a picture? The thought behind those two makes me very sad.[/quote1a67226285]

And ironically you're spreading them around to more and more people![/quote1a67226285]

What does me not liking them have to do about the passing of the picture, lol. I just wanted to share and see if others thought they were disturbing as well. I hope the baby on is a photoshop. Someone should PM that person and see what they think about it.

EDIT I was trying to find out if that picture was a photoshop and came across this

http//www.dlisted.com/node/8992

and this, wtf now im really disturbed. Is it routine to stick babies in the microwave and take pictures of them?!

http//worldofwonder.net/archives/2007/Feb/15/exclusive_anna_nicoles_baby_found_in_microwave.wow
http//forum.dailyhaha.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=728[/quote1a67226285]
Wow, what the hell? It must be a "special ritual" that "special" families perform. They need help.

jy3

28-04-2007 19:53:31

lol i thought the girl was vegetarian and concerned about your fruit pictures )

J4320

28-04-2007 20:00:55

http//pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/ae/Vtech16.jpg[" alt=""/img43c5348af1]

gmario

28-04-2007 21:09:00

[quote2a3dfe73d8="egyptianruin"][quote2a3dfe73d8="bruman"][quote2a3dfe73d8="egyptianruin"][quote2a3dfe73d8="Killer722"]Good God. Thanks for sharing ER....[/quote2a3dfe73d8]

arent they disturbing, I mean who would one make fun of a baby with a handicap, and two put their baby in a microwave and take a picture? The thought behind those two makes me very sad.[/quote2a3dfe73d8]

And ironically you're spreading them around to more and more people![/quote2a3dfe73d8]

What does me not liking them have to do about the passing of the picture, lol. I just wanted to share and see if others thought they were disturbing as well. I hope the baby on is a photoshop. Someone should PM that person and see what they think about it.

EDIT I was trying to find out if that picture was a photoshop and came across this

http//www.dlisted.com/node/8992

and this, wtf now im really disturbed. Is it routine to stick babies in the microwave and take pictures of them?!

http//worldofwonder.net/archives/2007/Feb/15/exclusive_anna_nicoles_baby_found_in_microwave.wow
http//forum.dailyhaha.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=728[/quote2a3dfe73d8]

lmao a sand which now thats creative, I bet he was ripped.

Godrockdj

29-04-2007 13:08:11

I have half the sigs on the board blocked anyways haha

patrick_7412

29-04-2007 13:35:53

Stupid people these days...

tylerc

29-04-2007 13:40:05

Junior-

Tell her you find her spelling and grammar "horrably" offensive.

tracemhunter

29-04-2007 17:56:22

i have never been able to turn a microwave on while the door is open. take that for what it's worth.

kidd2108

29-04-2007 20:22:08

[quote6535a986a7="tracemhunter"]i have never been able to turn a microwave on while the door is open. take that for what it's worth.[/quote6535a986a7]

What if the microwave is hot?

Anyways

http/" alt=""/img441.imageshack.us/img="441/2874/1175999933886uv6js4.jpg[" alt=""/img6535a986a7]

doylnea

29-04-2007 23:44:58

[quotef71bbe6c27="kidd2108"][quotef71bbe6c27="tracemhunter"]i have never been able to turn a microwave on while the door is open. take that for what it's worth.[/quotef71bbe6c27]

What if the microwave is hot?[/quotef71bbe6c27]

microwaves don't work like regular ovens - they excite the water molecules in whatever you're cooking to heat it up, not heat the air in the oven like a regular oven.

Jenncherry99

30-04-2007 08:04:41

This makes me want to go home and put my puppy in the microwave and snap a pic...since I don't have any babies.

Who does that? Are these people wasted or high as hell when they think this stuff is funny?

I mean its funny to look at as a pic, but only if you know the baby is ok. What if some sick person closed the door and hit the popcorn button...what if? That is so sick...

But back on topic, the best part of your sig is the face he makes before he hits that girl.

skepticalcynic

30-04-2007 08:19:27

Wow. Just wow.

Killer722

30-04-2007 08:22:32

http//i166.photobucket.com/albums/u106/link3988/kitty_surprise.jpg[" alt=""/imgf91b74b118]

Jenncherry99

30-04-2007 08:35:47

[quotebe2874d781="Killer722"]

http//i166.photobucket.com/albums/u106/link3988/kitty_surprise.jpg[" alt=""/imgbe2874d781][/quotebe2874d781]

See, now that is just cute!

gmario

30-04-2007 08:36:52

[quote6cd6d11415="Jenncherry99"]This makes me want to go home and put my puppy in the microwave and snap a pic...since I don't have any babies.

Who does that? Are these people wasted or high as hell when they think this stuff is funny?

I mean its funny to look at as a pic, but only if you know the baby is ok. What if some sick person closed the door and hit the popcorn button...what if? That is so sick...

But back on topic, the best part of your sig is the face he makes before he hits that girl.[/quote6cd6d11415]

Being wasted or High does not lead to people doing that, what leads to that is people being just plain stupid.

Jenncherry99

30-04-2007 08:38:02

and see there are sick people out there...

http//archives.tcm.ie/breakingnews/2002/07/01/story57994.asp

gmario

30-04-2007 08:49:11

Wow not thats really really messed up (

Jenncherry99

30-04-2007 08:53:20

[quote8924e8804e="gmario"]Wow not thats really really messed up ([/quote8924e8804e]

some people just aren't right in the head you know...they do fucked up shit like that and justify in their mind

egyptianruin

30-04-2007 10:51:05

[quoteacc564ad49="Jenncherry99"][quoteacc564ad49="gmario"]Wow not thats really really messed up ([/quoteacc564ad49]

some people just aren't right in the head you know...they do fucked up shit like that and justify in their mind[/quoteacc564ad49]

Few years ago a woman did put her baby in the microwave and cooked it, she was on drugs at the time. Some things people are cruel and heartless. cry

Tholek

30-04-2007 10:52:46

[quotefee8ae754a="Jenncherry99"]some people just aren't right in the head you know...they do fucked up shit like that and justify in their mind[/quotefee8ae754a]

Don't we know it...[=http//emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/17813]Don't we know it... [NSFW]

TFOAF

30-04-2007 11:03:56

[quote419f50fe05="Jenncherry99"][quote419f50fe05="Killer722"]

http//i166.photobucket.com/albums/u106/link3988/kitty_surprise.jpg[" alt=""/img419f50fe05][/quote419f50fe05]

See, now that is just cute![/quote419f50fe05]
LOL! Aww, I love kitties. D

When we got my cat almost 7 years ago, she was really small and she stuck her head in an empty tissue box. Then she started walking around and bumping into walls, ROFL.

Stroid

30-04-2007 11:55:20

lol for once i agree with Junior this thread made me lol glad to see not much has changed at FIPG

tylerc

30-04-2007 12:28:54

[quote3de9e735a1="egyptianruin"][quote3de9e735a1="Jenncherry99"][quote3de9e735a1="gmario"]Wow not thats really really messed up ([/quote3de9e735a1]

some people just aren't right in the head you know...they do fucked up shit like that and justify in their mind[/quote3de9e735a1]

Few years ago a woman did put her baby in the microwave and cooked it, she was on drugs at the time. Some things people are cruel and heartless. cry[/quote3de9e735a1]

You sure?

http//snopes.com/horrors/drugs/babysitter.asp

egyptianruin

30-04-2007 14:01:18

[quote01c5a9b069="tylerc"][quote01c5a9b069="egyptianruin"][quote01c5a9b069="Jenncherry99"][quote01c5a9b069="gmario"]Wow not thats really really messed up ([/quote01c5a9b069]

some people just aren't right in the head you know...they do fucked up shit like that and justify in their mind[/quote01c5a9b069]

Few years ago a woman did put her baby in the microwave and cooked it, she was on drugs at the time. Some things people are cruel and heartless. cry[/quote01c5a9b069]

You sure?

http//snopes.com/horrors/drugs/babysitter.asp[/quote01c5a9b069]

Yes I came across a story by AP when searching for the picture. It had nothing to do with what snopes mentions.

EDIT http//www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15937773/

stueybaby17

30-04-2007 14:19:14

Who the fuck would do that???

ilanbg

30-04-2007 14:20:21

Man, who would have thought the internet could be a median for morally questionable activities?

egyptianruin

30-04-2007 15:16:05

[quote2d23df54e6="ilanbg"]Man, who would have thought the internet could be a median for morally questionable activities?[/quote2d23df54e6]
Ya I know! lol. I guess we all lived sheltered lives before the internet. (

egyptianruin

30-04-2007 15:18:42

Also to bring back this topic to a cute note

http//mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/gabeinbox7.jpg[" alt=""/img77890e029d]

[img="77890e029d]http//gigazine.jp" alt=""/img/2006/12/22/boxcat/boxcat04.jpg[/img77890e029d]

[img="77890e029d]http//static.flickr.com/113/310055081_ec916c91f7_o.jpg[" alt=""/img77890e029d]

[img="77890e029d]http//garyploski.com/wp-content/uploads/cute-kitten.jpg[" alt=""/img77890e029d]

Gooogler

04-05-2007 21:46:50

That baby was in no harm. Chill out. If it was about to be microwaved it wouldn't be wearing such nice clothes and be so clean.

dmorris68

05-05-2007 07:19:42

[quotee9f266f61c="Gooogler"]If it was about to be microwaved it wouldn't be wearing such nice clothes and be so clean.[/quotee9f266f61c]
?

booklover1104

05-05-2007 14:41:01

[quote50d126da84="Tholek"][quote50d126da84="Jenncherry99"]some people just aren't right in the head you know...they do fucked up shit like that and justify in their mind[/quote50d126da84]

Don't we know it...[=http//emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/17813]Don't we know it... [NSFW][/quote50d126da84]

Yep...that's just sad that the parents thought it was funny enough to come up with statements for her to say.

Kids do that often in beginning speech...when my oldest son was 2 he would put all of his stuffed animals "to bed for a nap". His little frog was his favorite so he'd often run into the room to tell us that his "frog went night-night"
...only when HE said that it sounded like "fuckin' night-night"...clear as a bell. I gotta admit that my husband and I would chuckle and have him tell Grandma that his frog went night-night, but I'd never have come up with a "skit" like these people did ?

kala

05-05-2007 16:22:10

What's with all these cats in random containers, lol.

Dmorris, that picture of "Assault and Battery" is just brilliant!

J4320

05-05-2007 17:45:45

[quote6f7544f684="dmorris68"][quote6f7544f684="Gooogler"]If it was about to be microwaved it wouldn't be wearing such nice clothes and be so clean.[/quote6f7544f684]
?[/quote6f7544f684]

You don't strip your babies before you put them in the microwave? Someone needs to get up to date with the times. roll

Killer722

05-05-2007 18:24:13

[quoted4ad5c766e="J4320"][quoted4ad5c766e="dmorris68"][quoted4ad5c766e="Gooogler"]If it was about to be microwaved it wouldn't be wearing such nice clothes and be so clean.[/quoted4ad5c766e]
?[/quoted4ad5c766e]

You don't strip your babies before you put them in the microwave? Someone needs to get up to date with the times. roll[/quoted4ad5c766e]Don't forget to throw some dirt on your baby so you're REALLY with the times. ;)

KeithA

20-05-2007 17:05:18

http//www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/20/baby.in.microwave.ap/index.html[]http//www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/20/baby.in.microwave.ap/index.html

moviemadnessman

20-05-2007 17:07:19

Wow. That's all there is to say.
That ... and the woman is clearly in denial ?

JUNIOR6886

20-05-2007 18:06:19

Satan threathened by her crackpot husband? im gonna have to insist that she lick my balls.....

patrick_7412

20-05-2007 19:34:09

[quoted499c6895b="JUNIOR6886"]Satan threathened by her crackpot husband? im gonna have to insist that she lick my balls.....[/quoted499c6895b]

lmao man + karma lol