Sex Terms

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jdizzle314

25-03-2007 20:04:01

Basicly this topic is the diffrent type of slanguages that go on for sexual positions or other little tidbits of sexual information I guess i will start off first lol

[b3e1b260350]Donkey punch[/b3e1b260350] when your fuckin a girl doggystyle, and you punch her in the back of the head after you nut.

TriforceXHacks

25-03-2007 20:06:45

[quoteada9efbcef="jdizzle314"]Basicly this topic is the diffrent type of slanguages that go on for sexual positions or other little tidbits of sexual information I guess i will start off first lol

[bada9efbcef]Donkey punch[/bada9efbcef] when your fuckin a girl doggystyle, and you punch her in the back of the head after you nut.[/quoteada9efbcef]

I smell trouble in this thread...

[bada9efbcef]Yo, Da Lin In Da Val, Lee[/bada9efbcef]

jdizzle314

25-03-2007 20:08:23

If this topic is to vulgar just close or delete it /..i found it somewhat humrous but w/e..

theysayjump

25-03-2007 20:11:37

[quote159298c368="jdizzle314"]w/e..[/quote159298c368]

Agreed.

Jams44

25-03-2007 20:14:05

Pterodactyl - when you are doing it doggy style and you take the bed sheets and flap them like wings and make a high pitched scream multiple times )

jdizzle314

25-03-2007 20:15:51

^^HAHAHA

Arabian goggle when you take your nuts and put them in someones eye sockets

panda bear fucking a girl from behind, you reach around with both hands and punch her in the eyes, creating black marks around her eyes, resembling panda bears

mgcccstudent88

25-03-2007 20:16:47

i done this game before.....it never turns out good

theysayjump

25-03-2007 20:16:55

[quotea54b79eef4="Jams44"]Pterodactyl - when you are doing it doggy style and you take the bed sheets and flap them like wings and make a high pitched scream multiple times )[/quotea54b79eef4]

Did you just make that up, or are there weirdo's who would get some kind of pleasure from this strange act?

mgcccstudent88

25-03-2007 20:17:17

No, its real

jdizzle314

25-03-2007 20:20:30

Stranger hit a girl from behind in frount of a window...stop for a min let ya friend take ya place walk out side and wave to her in the window.

The Pirate you kick the girl in the shin then nut in her eye so she jumps around holding one eye saying ARGHH!

Tholek

25-03-2007 20:22:56

I've forgotten more of these than I can remember. D

Roman war helmet comes to mind...figure it out.

Armstrong

25-03-2007 20:23:46

The Rodeo Bangin the girl from behind, hold onto her tightly and whisper in her ear "I have AIDS." Then see how long you can hold on...

jdizzle314

25-03-2007 20:28:05

^^lmao....

ilanbg

25-03-2007 20:34:00

...

jdizzle314

25-03-2007 20:42:43

Angry Spiderman- Jizz in your hand then throw in the bitches face spiderman style

Chili Dog - Shit diarhea all over the girl's chest and then titty fuck her.

Angry Chipmunk - When a girl deep throats your balls so her cheeks puff out like a chipmunk, and she proceeds to nibble on your scrotum.

JUNIOR6886

25-03-2007 20:46:49

[quotec61c315eab="jdizzle314"]
Chili Dog - Shit diarhea all over the girl's chest and then titty fuck her.
[/quotec61c315eab]

I thought that was when the girl vomits on your cock before sucking it....

Killer722

25-03-2007 20:47:21

[quote0f028d1cdc="jdizzle314"]
Chili Dog - Shit diarhea all over the girl's chest and then titty fuck her.[/quote0f028d1cdc]
shock

jdizzle314

25-03-2007 21:01:09

Screaming Indian-Fuck a girl and pump really hard so that she is screaming, then put your hand over her mouth and move back and forth so it's like an Indian screaming.

tylerc

25-03-2007 21:03:31

Angry Dragon-After a girl blows you and takes the load in her mouth, kick her in the back of her head so the jizz comes out her nose.

tjwor

25-03-2007 21:07:21

[quoteb936b3878a="Armstrong"]The Rodeo Bangin the girl from behind, hold onto her tightly and whisper in her ear "I have AIDS." Then see how long you can hold on...[/quoteb936b3878a]

I've always heard of that as bull riding

SpiderMan- when you jizz in your hand and then when she turns around you throw it in her face and yell, "Spiderman!"

Wolfeman

25-03-2007 21:35:29

Cleavland Steamer - Crap on a girls chest

Tholek

25-03-2007 21:56:57

That and Rusty Trombone are like the classics. The Frank Sinatra and Tony Bennet of perverse sexual acts. D

TriforceXHacks

25-03-2007 23:14:05

[quote6b0e5e926b="Tholek"]That and Rusty Trombone are like the classics. The Frank Sinatra and Tony Bennet of perverse sexual acts. D[/quote6b0e5e926b]

Then where does Mr. Dirty Sanchez hang?

Tholek

26-03-2007 00:08:29

Ah, Sammy Davis...

bruman

26-03-2007 00:27:00

[quote8d979a31f0="Armstrong"]The Rodeo Bangin the girl from behind, hold onto her tightly and whisper in her ear "I have AIDS." Then see how long you can hold on...[/quote8d979a31f0]


lol, awesome. never heard of that one.

LaineD.

26-03-2007 00:52:20

You people are very blunt.. lol. And the sad part is.. I couldn't help but read it all.

JennyWren

26-03-2007 01:23:15

WTF? Why do all of these involve beating on the girl?

Fuck you guys are sick and I'm not easily offended.

JOSHBOX

26-03-2007 02:27:31

this is the funniest fuckin thread ever, i was laughing so hard at a few of these.

LaineD.

26-03-2007 02:30:06

[quotee9cde39151="JennyWren"]WTF? Why do all of these involve beating on the girl?

Fuck you guys are sick and I'm not easily offended.[/quotee9cde39151]


I noticed that too, Jenny. But I didn't see any girls post one of the slangs. And I want to know the same question! Why is the girl always getting crap? For once, I'd like to see the guy get beat up by a woman and get years of theropy issues.

tylerc

26-03-2007 04:13:31

[quote4e262c294a="LaineD."][quote4e262c294a="JennyWren"]WTF? Why do all of these involve beating on the girl?

Fuck you guys are sick and I'm not easily offended.[/quote4e262c294a]


I noticed that too, Jenny. But I didn't see any girls post one of the slangs. And I want to know the same question! Why is the girl always getting crap? For once, I'd like to see the guy get beat up by a woman and get years of theropy issues.[/quote4e262c294a]

Make some up then.

In honor of your location, the Alabama Hot Pocket shit inside the girl's vagina, then plow her.

zwarrior99

26-03-2007 05:12:30

omg those were so funny i was laughing so hard keep them coming...

Wolfeman

26-03-2007 10:01:30

I'd say 99% of these are never preformed. They are just silly...

manOFice

26-03-2007 10:06:44

OMG!!! I was reading through these and laughed real hard...everyone around me is like "whats so funny man....." hahahahaha

J4320

26-03-2007 10:09:20

[quote93c6aa98c3="Wolfeman"]I'd say 99% of these are never preformed. They are just silly...[/quote93c6aa98c3]

I wouldn't be so sure of that. lol

JUNIOR6886

26-03-2007 10:11:17

Im kinda suprised no one brought up golden showers.... no respect for the classics these days...

tylerc

26-03-2007 11:08:45

Pasadena Mudslide-Straddling a girl's face while she sucks you off, and taking a shit on her tits.

nytrate

26-03-2007 11:55:41

[quotebc3961b30a="JennyWren"]WTF? Why do all of these involve beating on the girl?

Fuck you guys are sick and I'm not easily offended.[/quotebc3961b30a]

LOL. Its oky Jenny from my experience the guys who love taking but dirty sanchez' and donkey punches and crap are the ones who are either virgins or too meek to do anything.

Doesn't offend me though. It's the same mentality of the guys who can't help but giggle at sexual terms in health classes and such. It was always the guys who have never seen a vagina that couldn't control their laughter at the word being spoken lol

TryinToGetPaid

26-03-2007 12:01:12

Woah, not to beat a dead horse, but there you go calling everyone "Undersexed"

nytrate

26-03-2007 12:02:13

beat the dead horse all you want

I was actually timing how long it'd take you to come here and say that. talk about predictability!

edit and because it's true - with maybe a 5-10% exception of being the extreme opposite of undersexed. I'd bet the bank on it.

edit #2 and it's also how I can tell TriforceHacks is not OMW as some have claimed. Either that or he is really holding himself back. lol OMW would have had something stupid to say. But i could be wrong

manOFice

26-03-2007 12:03:30

I'm very sexed =P

TryinToGetPaid

26-03-2007 12:14:15

He gotta hide that hes OMW, so he is doing anti-OMW things....

I don't know, I am sure a lot of people on here are virgins, because I am sure a lot of people lie about their age. And thanks for thinking about me -)

TriforceXHacks

26-03-2007 12:26:01

[quotef84d216220="TryinToGetPaid"]He gotta hide that hes OMW, so he is doing anti-OMW things....

I don't know, I am sure a lot of people on here are virgins, because I am sure a lot of people lie about their age. And thanks for thinking about me -)[/quotef84d216220]

Holy shit.. are you joking? How long are people going to call me OMW? He was banned after I joined!!!

dmorris68

26-03-2007 12:30:56

Don't worry Triforce, we know you're not OMW. And we know that because... well... we just know. ;)

TriforceXHacks

26-03-2007 12:32:02

[quotec2c17262ea="dmorris68"]Don't worry Triforce, we know you're not OMW. And we know that because... well... we just know. ;)[/quotec2c17262ea]

Thats assuring =) Thank you.

manOFice

26-03-2007 12:40:52

edit.

Wolfeman

26-03-2007 13:51:48

STOP RUINING THREADS ACCUSING PEOPLE OF BEING OTHER PEOPLE!

Killer722

26-03-2007 14:06:23

I'LL RESCUE THIS THREAD WOLFE!

The OMW - Twisted version of the Rodeo. During sex, start crying and slashing your wrist and see how fast the girl can run out of the room. You could keep a high score )

akalic

26-03-2007 15:28:30

[quote475fe41a96="Wolfeman"]Cleavland Steamer - Crap on a girls chest[/quote475fe41a96]

i thought it was when you get plastic saran wrap, and cover the girls face with it, then take a shit on it

Wolfeman

26-03-2007 15:37:21

[quoteb57e1bb527="akalic"][quoteb57e1bb527="Wolfeman"]Cleavland Steamer - Crap on a girls chest[/quoteb57e1bb527]

i thought it was when you get plastic saran wrap, and cover the girls face with it, then take a shit on it[/quoteb57e1bb527]
I thought that was the Hot Carl?

Jenncherry99

26-03-2007 16:36:40

O man...this is nuts! At my school all the guys intramural teams are named after this shit...its funny

theysayjump

26-03-2007 16:38:19

[quote352e7e7732="Wolfeman"]STOP RUINING THREADS ACCUSING PEOPLE OF BEING OTHER PEOPLE![/quote352e7e7732]

Yeah, nice try.

The first two letters of your name just happen to be the same as the first two of Wood's and we're supposed to believe it's a coincidence?

Pfft.

bballp6699

26-03-2007 16:39:13

[quote4ef91a7bd0="dmorris68"]Don't worry Triforce, we know you're not OMW. And we know that because... well... we just know. ;)[/quote4ef91a7bd0]

I don't know why I cracked up when I saw dmorris posted in this thread.

theysayjump

26-03-2007 16:42:04

[quoted91ff0f594="bballp6699"][quoted91ff0f594="dmorris68"]Don't worry Triforce, we know you're not OMW. And we know that because... well... we just know. ;)[/quoted91ff0f594]

I don't know why I cracked up when I saw dmorris posted in this thread.[/quoted91ff0f594]

The Dmorris69 wn ur doin a gurl from behin n she tells u shes a hax0r so u giv er a virus jis 2 spyte her

Twon

26-03-2007 16:47:42

The von Roogler

Upon finishing the deed, it is wise to remove the engorged penis and spit on the butt of your partner. She will believe you are finished, and as she turns around explode onto her face. Don't try this without gloves and a handy escape plan at the ready. This manuever is also known as the Houdini in some circles. Just don't stain her white frock

Tholek

26-03-2007 16:53:14

[quote57b6a4f94f="theysayjump"][quote57b6a4f94f="bballp6699"][quote57b6a4f94f="dmorris68"]Don't worry Triforce, we know you're not OMW. And we know that because... well... we just know. ;)[/quote57b6a4f94f]

I don't know why I cracked up when I saw dmorris posted in this thread.[/quote57b6a4f94f]

The Dmorris69 wn ur doin a gurl from behin n she tells u shes a hax0r so u giv er a virus jis 2 spyte her[/quote57b6a4f94f]

lol

Killer722

26-03-2007 17:09:15

[quoteb243ebecb9="theysayjump"][quoteb243ebecb9="bballp6699"][quoteb243ebecb9="dmorris68"]Don't worry Triforce, we know you're not OMW. And we know that because... well... we just know. ;)[/quoteb243ebecb9]

I don't know why I cracked up when I saw dmorris posted in this thread.[/quoteb243ebecb9]

The Dmorris69 wn ur doin a gurl from behin n she tells u shes a hax0r so u giv er a virus jis 2 spyte her[/quoteb243ebecb9]LMFAO!!

booklover1104

26-03-2007 17:38:33

I should be soooo offended and this shit is truly sick, but I can't stop laughing long enough to call in the feminist calvary...oh well )

YourGiftsFree

26-03-2007 18:07:32

[quote294e8be250="theysayjump"][quote294e8be250="bballp6699"][quote294e8be250="dmorris68"]Don't worry Triforce, we know you're not OMW. And we know that because... well... we just know. ;)[/quote294e8be250]

I don't know why I cracked up when I saw dmorris posted in this thread.[/quote294e8be250]

The Dmorris69 wn ur doin a gurl from behin n she tells u shes a hax0r so u giv er a virus jis 2 spyte her[/quote294e8be250]

+karma 4 life.

TFOAF

26-03-2007 18:23:40

[quotea3ff36aa5f="JOSHBOX"]this is the funniest fuckin thread ever, i was laughing so hard at a few of these.[/quotea3ff36aa5f]
same.

x323smostwantedx

26-03-2007 18:31:38

LOL at this thread lilifeels left out cause he's never heard of such things ( lili

JUNIOR6886

26-03-2007 18:49:12

Bloody finger punch the girl square in the nose with enough force to break it, then coat your hands with her blood and finger her with it. D

Jenncherry99

26-03-2007 19:08:46

[quote63b55c4e55="JUNIOR6886"]Bloody finger punch the girl square in the nose with enough force to break it, then coat your hands with her blood and finger her with it. D[/quote63b55c4e55]

That is fucking sick....not even funny. Who the hell thought of that?? I think I just threw up in my mouth

Wolfeman

26-03-2007 19:12:51

[quotebd4df39717="Jenncherry99"][quotebd4df39717="JUNIOR6886"]Bloody finger punch the girl square in the nose with enough force to break it, then coat your hands with her blood and finger her with it. D[/quotebd4df39717]

That is fucking sick....not even funny. Who the hell thought of that?? I think I just threw up in my mouth[/quotebd4df39717]
Yeah I think that one was a little too far...

Tholek

26-03-2007 19:13:36

I bet there's a name for that too...

LaineD.

26-03-2007 19:27:06

[quote8b4ee9fc49="Tholek"]I bet there's a name for that too...[/quote8b4ee9fc49]

Yeah.. it's called Sick and Twisted. Half the stuff on here would make me pull a Lauraina Bobbit.

egyptianruin

26-03-2007 19:32:18

[quote9a231b3bf1="tjwor"][quote9a231b3bf1="Armstrong"]The Rodeo Bangin the girl from behind, hold onto her tightly and whisper in her ear "I have AIDS." Then see how long you can hold on...[/quote9a231b3bf1]

I've always heard of that as bull riding

SpiderMan- when you jizz in your hand and then when she turns around you throw it in her face and yell, "Spiderman!"[/quote9a231b3bf1]

lol my husband tried that on me once... He couldnt pee for a week...

Tholek

26-03-2007 19:37:03

I'm not sure I want to know, but for the sake of equality, do tell...

[quotef545655184="LaineD."]Half the stuff on here would make me pull a Lauraina Bobbit.[/quotef545655184]

Which is now the name for that. See, you're already contributing. ;)

I bet there's something involving a deli slicer you'd like to coin a phrase for...

LaineD.

26-03-2007 19:41:27

[quote0ab26a984d="Tholek"]I'm not sure I want to know, but for the sake of equality, do tell...

[quote0ab26a984d="LaineD."]Half the stuff on here would make me pull a Lauraina Bobbit.[/quote0ab26a984d]

Which is now the name for that. See, you're already contributing. ;)

I bet there's something involving a deli slicer you'd like to coin a phrase for...[/quote0ab26a984d]

Haha, yeah. Meat Hacker. And I aint talking about the meat you eat for food either.

akalic

26-03-2007 20:13:22

the flaming amazon - when you're screwing a chick, and ur about to cum, quickly take out your penis. then grab the nearest lighter and light her pubes on fire, then extinguish it with your jizz

the strawberry milkshake - cum on the girls face, then punch her hard in the nose so that she bleeds

dmorris68

26-03-2007 20:30:14

[quotea59190d959="bballp6699"][quotea59190d959="dmorris68"]Don't worry Triforce, we know you're not OMW. And we know that because... well... we just know. ;)[/quotea59190d959]

I don't know why I cracked up when I saw dmorris posted in this thread.[/quotea59190d959]
My duty as an admin supersedes my own dignity and moral code...

lisighli

And don't think I'm amused by any of this.




Cuz I'm not.




Really, I'm not.




Okay, maybe one or two, but the rest of you are a bunch of sick phuks. (that doesn't count if I spell it that way, does it?)

dmorris68

26-03-2007 20:30:52

[quote24f09bb0d3="theysayjump"][quote24f09bb0d3="bballp6699"][quote24f09bb0d3="dmorris68"]Don't worry Triforce, we know you're not OMW. And we know that because... well... we just know. ;)[/quote24f09bb0d3]

I don't know why I cracked up when I saw dmorris posted in this thread.[/quote24f09bb0d3]

The Dmorris69 wn ur doin a gurl from behin n she tells u shes a hax0r so u giv er a virus jis 2 spyte her[/quote24f09bb0d3]
I love it when you talk dirty to me, Frank.

liwinkli

cwncool

26-03-2007 21:17:53

[quoteb23265f7e9="TFOAF"][quoteb23265f7e9="JOSHBOX"]this is the funniest fuckin thread ever, i was laughing so hard at a few of these.[/quoteb23265f7e9]
same.[/quoteb23265f7e9]
IAWTC

jdizzle314

26-03-2007 22:37:03

Do i get karma for making the thread = (..

jdizzle314

26-03-2007 22:47:42

alabama hot pocket- shit in her vagina than fuck it

Turtle Head - When you fuck a girl underneath a small table you thrust forward forcing her head from out under the table then you reach around and punch her in the side of the head so her head retracts back under the table, like a turtle into it's shell.

Hot Carl (v2) - You shit in a tube sock then smack her in the face with it.

tjwor

26-03-2007 22:51:22

The Fakeout- Doing a girl doggy style, you act like you cum and spit on her back, and then when she turns around you blow your load in her face.

LaineD.

27-03-2007 01:26:22

Payback- Just after getting done with a guy who's done any of the 'positions' listed, sit on his face and crap in his mouth while pounding his tools into the bed laughing the whole time.

Wolfeman

27-03-2007 01:36:32

[quotefe862e91a0="LaineD."]Payback- Just after getting done with a guy who's done any of the 'positions' listed, sit on his face and crap in his mouth while pounding his tools into the bed laughing the whole time.[/quotefe862e91a0]
I'm in!

Armstrong

27-03-2007 03:42:09

Abraham Lincon = Shave your pubes before gettin it on, and hold them in your hand. Cum around her mouth, then throw the pubes on her.

Wolfeman

27-03-2007 03:59:14

The Wolfe - Its when you are really awesome in bed and don't crap on the girl

NYUDiana

27-03-2007 09:47:49

[quote7dac96daae="Wolfeman"]The Wolfe - Its when you are really awesome in bed and don't crap on the girl[/quote7dac96daae]
My hero for the day. =)

JUNIOR6886

27-03-2007 12:17:01

[quote804134eb6e="NYUDiana"][quote804134eb6e="Wolfeman"]The Wolfe - Its when you are really awesome in bed and don't crap on the girl[/quote804134eb6e]
My hero for the day. =)[/quote804134eb6e]

you know he only says that to get girls into bed before trying one of the above positions right? wink

Jenncherry99

27-03-2007 13:09:15

[quote161b36ba15="JUNIOR6886"][quote161b36ba15="NYUDiana"][quote161b36ba15="Wolfeman"]The Wolfe - Its when you are really awesome in bed and don't crap on the girl[/quote161b36ba15]
My hero for the day. =)[/quote161b36ba15]

you know he only says that to get girls into bed before trying one of the above positions right? wink[/quote161b36ba15]

Hahaha,

The wolfinizer- telling women you don't do these awful moves. then once you get them in bed, do the worst one you can think of.

tylerc

27-03-2007 13:26:40

[quotea459e85d2c="Wolfeman"]The Wolfe - Its when you are really awesome in bed and don't crap on the girl[/quotea459e85d2c]

Pussy.

Margot530

28-03-2007 09:18:31

[quote9a2e42efd8="JUNIOR6886"][quote9a2e42efd8="jdizzle314"]
Chili Dog - Shit diarhea all over the girl's chest and then titty fuck her.
[/quote9a2e42efd8]

I thought that was when the girl vomits on your cock before sucking it....[/quote9a2e42efd8]

If a chic yaks on your rod "before" she sucks it, you go a serious problem!!!!! stun


LMFAO

CougarKid

28-03-2007 11:55:31

[quote9a5efa2d4d="Margot530"][quote9a5efa2d4d="JUNIOR6886"][quote9a5efa2d4d="jdizzle314"]
Chili Dog - Shit diarhea all over the girl's chest and then titty fuck her.
[/quote9a5efa2d4d]

I thought that was when the girl vomits on your cock before sucking it....[/quote9a5efa2d4d]

If a chic yaks on your rod "before" she sucks it, you go a serious problem!!!!! stun


LMFAO[/quote9a5efa2d4d]

Why some couples might be into that sorta thing eh?

Prestony889

29-03-2007 07:33:17

this is the best thread on the site hahaha, I got one for it, its called


The Lama Fuck= When your fucking a chick doggy style spit on her back so she thinks you already nutted, and then when she turns around blow nut in her face.

x323smostwantedx

29-03-2007 11:40:42

[quoteb4af487cba="Prestony889"]this is the best thread on the site hahaha, I got one for it, its called


The Lama Fuck= When your fucking a chick doggy style spit on her back so she thinks you already nutted, and then when she turns around blow nut in her face.[/quoteb4af487cba]
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[quoteb4af487cba="tjwor"]The Fakeout- Doing a girl doggy style, you act like you cum and spit on her back, and then when she turns around you blow your load in her face.[/quoteb4af487cba]

J4320

29-03-2007 11:45:18

The Vagina Cookie Cutter - When a girl puts one of these[=http//www.sqlhelper.net/html/Technology/03/Anti_rape_Device_to_Hit_the_Market_13472.html]these in her vagina and she trickses you.

manOFice

29-03-2007 11:52:20

[quotecf16da18d8="J4320"]The Vagina Cookie Cutter - When a girl puts one of these[=http//www.sqlhelper.net/html/Technology/03/Anti_rape_Device_to_Hit_the_Market_13472.html]these in her vagina and she trickses you.[/quotecf16da18d8]

Ouch oops oops

booklover1104

29-03-2007 12:05:00

Ah yes, Rape-X...that deserves its own thread

Killer722

29-03-2007 13:07:45

That's a horrible idea! Women are going to use it as a weapon.

booklover1104

29-03-2007 14:49:33

[quotefd53a0e695="Killer722"]That's a horrible idea! Women are going to use it as a weapon.[/quotefd53a0e695]


I actually agree...it'll be the new way to get back at that cheating hubby or boyfriend. While this product may deter would-be conventional rapists I think that it will cause an increase in sodomy-rape.

J4320

29-03-2007 15:29:20

check teh vagina b4 u put it in haha

tylerc

29-03-2007 15:31:09

ya j4320 ill bet ur gf put dat in her vagyna

J4320

29-03-2007 15:35:15

i put it in her vagina cuz im a masochist

JKirk

29-03-2007 15:45:14

[quote190443ad85="theysayjump"][quote190443ad85="bballp6699"][quote190443ad85="dmorris68"]Don't worry Triforce, we know you're not OMW. And we know that because... well... we just know. ;)[/quote190443ad85]

I don't know why I cracked up when I saw dmorris posted in this thread.[/quote190443ad85]

The Dmorris69 wn ur doin a gurl from behin n she tells u shes a hax0r so u giv er a virus jis 2 spyte her[/quote190443ad85]

ROFL, I can't get over this one. lol

+KMA to TSJ for that one
But first, +KMA to Laine for her creative contributions. lol

amir89630

29-03-2007 17:41:51

the houdini

when you're porking a girl, and then you get your buddy to sneak in and take over (unbeknown to the girl) and then you get up and start dancing around. And she's like how are you fucking me, and you're like im houdini bitch.

JUNIOR6886

29-03-2007 20:18:58

I could've sworn someone already mentioned that one...

jdizzle314

30-03-2007 07:27:53

i did.... /

gmario

30-03-2007 08:57:30

I might have to try some of these later tonite 8)

Iloveipods2

09-04-2007 12:03:10

spiderman has to be one of the funniest ones I've ever heard. lol

GorillaMask is the same one as Abraham Lincoln and I'm surprised no one has mentioned strawberry shortcake.