Freebies vs. my Boyfriend - FreeiPodGuide Forums

JennyWren

29-01-2007 18:40:56

So, sensing my boyfriend's increasing lack of enthusiasm in my constant chatter about "I got another green!" and "Woo Hoo! My PayPal got credited", I turn to him and ask "Well, what freebies do YOU want? I can get you something" (I already got him a 30GB iPod).

His response? "Blowjobs."

So I say, "blowjobs4free.com?"

He says, "Yeah!"

Hm...and here I was thinking he already got those for free. It's not like I'm being PAID...

TryinToGetPaid

29-01-2007 18:50:35

Well I am sure when you give him a blowjob he has to in turn please you. Or at least that is how it works around here.

rooster

29-01-2007 18:52:33

LMFAO awesome thread!

blowjob = the answer to every question

just hope it doesn't go green after.....

coolvaughan

29-01-2007 18:57:51

[quotecf32404d02="rooster"]just hope it doesn't go green after.....[/quotecf32404d02]

True dat man, True dat.

johnjimjones

29-01-2007 18:58:10

Make him get you greens for sexual favors. Might has well get the most of it shrug

theysayjump

29-01-2007 18:58:43

You need to start charging for that shit.

CorpRebel

29-01-2007 18:59:40

[quote8d64701ae8="rooster"]just hope it doesn't go green after.....[/quote8d64701ae8]

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Rick aka CorpRebel roll

ilanbg

29-01-2007 19:05:44

Hurray for the coolest noobie this site has seen since... that other chick that used to talk about blowjobs. Don't remember her name.

Veek

29-01-2007 19:08:11

Oh okay.

JennyWren

29-01-2007 19:09:35

Did you just call me a newbie? Although, I'll take the cool part.

zdub08

29-01-2007 19:13:04

I think you helped me with my physics homework once.

+karma again and again and again..

csullivan1@rochester.rr.c

29-01-2007 19:25:54

This thread may make my boyfriend appreciate the freebie world a little more than he currently does....it may even implant an idea in his head on how to get a few extra blow jobs out of me...LOL

Godrockdj

29-01-2007 19:37:13

My hubby loves and appreciates me for the thousands of dollars in extra cash I've brought in. As he should ;)

ilanbg

29-01-2007 19:40:02

[quote3a9132ecaa="Godrockdj"]My hubby loves and appreciates me for the thousands of dollars in extra cash I've brought in. As he should ;)[/quote3a9132ecaa]

So what you're really saying is that you don't go down on him as often as he'd like you to, right? You can't play those games of misdirection with me.

J4320

29-01-2007 19:42:00

If any girl dare to answer

Do you actually like the taste of semen? ?

theysayjump

29-01-2007 19:46:02

[quote0a24be3a23="J4320"]If any girl dare to answer

Do you actually like the taste of semen? ?[/quote0a24be3a23]

And so it begins.....

EDIT Why can only girls answer that question? I don't think Veek or OMW will be too happy with your question.

h3x

29-01-2007 19:47:49

[quote0aa99699d9="Godrockdj"]My hubby loves and appreciates me for the thousands of dollars in extra cash I've brought in. As he should ;)[/quote0aa99699d9]

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JKirk

29-01-2007 19:48:15

[quote92c89056d6="ilanbg"][quote92c89056d6="Godrockdj"]My hubby loves and appreciates me for the thousands of dollars in extra cash I've brought in. As he should ;)[/quote92c89056d6]

...You can't play those games of misdirection with me.[/quote92c89056d6]

+KMA, just found that funny. lol

J4320

29-01-2007 19:50:09

[quote18b8502e1d="theysayjump"][quote18b8502e1d="J4320"]If any girl dare to answer

Do you actually like the taste of semen? ?[/quote18b8502e1d]

And so it begins.....

EDIT Why can only girls answer that question? I don't think Veek or OMW will be too happy with your question.[/quote18b8502e1d]

Or any of us if we are brave enough to try. I haven't though because I find it disgusting.

lol @ mentioning OMW btw lol

h3x

29-01-2007 19:53:53

[quotebed16cc868="J4320"][quotebed16cc868="theysayjump"][quotebed16cc868="J4320"]If any girl dare to answer

Do you actually like the taste of semen? ?[/quotebed16cc868]

And so it begins.....

EDIT Why can only girls answer that question? I don't think Veek or OMW will be too happy with your question.[/quotebed16cc868]

Or any of us if we are brave enough to try. I haven't though because I find it disgusting.

lol @ mentioning OMW btw lol[/quotebed16cc868]

What about FOAFY WOAFY?

Dave82

29-01-2007 19:59:57

[quotec69b61a96d="JennyWren"]So, sensing my boyfriend's increasing lack of enthusiasm in my constant chatter about "I got another green!" and "Woo Hoo! My PayPal got credited", I turn to him and ask "[bc69b61a96d]Well, what freebies do YOU want? I can get you something[/bc69b61a96d]" (I already got him a 30GB iPod).

His response? "[bc69b61a96d]Blowjobs[/bc69b61a96d]."

So I say, "blowjobs4free.com?"

He says, "Yeah!"

Hm...and here I was thinking he already got those for free. It's not like I'm being PAID...[/quotec69b61a96d]

http//www.free-fleshlight.com/

but seriouly, if dude isnt returning the favor/favour out of love, dump him and move on to someone who appreciates.
man i miss my fiance cry

akalic

29-01-2007 20:00:58

[quote46872685a9="h3x"][quote46872685a9="J4320"][quote46872685a9="theysayjump"][quote46872685a9="J4320"]If any girl dare to answer

Do you actually like the taste of semen? ?[/quote46872685a9]

And so it begins.....

EDIT Why can only girls answer that question? I don't think Veek or OMW will be too happy with your question.[/quote46872685a9]

Or any of us if we are brave enough to try. I haven't though because I find it disgusting.

lol @ mentioning OMW btw lol[/quote46872685a9]

What about FOAFY WOAFY?[/quote46872685a9]

e-semen?
e-men

ilanbg

29-01-2007 20:08:21

An old girlfriend described it as "salty, but sweet; good."

I think I'd have to be gay to like the taste of that.

h3x

29-01-2007 20:11:33

[quote05222a8656="ilanbg"]An old girlfriend described it as "salty, but sweet; good."

I think I'd have to be gay to like the taste of that.[/quote05222a8656]

I think you'd have to be gay to even contemplate the taste of semen

Wolfeman

29-01-2007 20:17:21

This is going to be a winner of a thread...

Godrockdj

29-01-2007 20:24:15

[quote1541751bf9="ilanbg"][quote1541751bf9="Godrockdj"]My hubby loves and appreciates me for the thousands of dollars in extra cash I've brought in. As he should ;)[/quote1541751bf9]

So what you're really saying is that you don't go down on him as often as he'd like you to, right? You can't play those games of misdirection with me.[/quote1541751bf9]

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Veek

29-01-2007 20:47:22

Here is some fun trivia.

Not every man's semen tastes the same, and the guys diet is an important reason on why. So if you're a fatty who only eats burgers and junk food, not only will you not get laid (unless you come accross chubby-chasers which are rare), but chances are that the girl who does get a taste of it will end up barfing the instant she tastes it.

J4320

29-01-2007 20:54:10

JennyWren can go ahead and change the thread title to "The Semen Thread" now.

Admin

29-01-2007 21:04:45

fuck this goddamned trainwreck

theysayjump

29-01-2007 21:08:15

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Wolfeman

29-01-2007 22:33:30

[quotef474cd86fe="theysayjump"]

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Fucking fantastic!

theysayjump

29-01-2007 22:52:46

when i first saw this, first thing i thought about was FIPG.

lol.