Anyone notice?

Anyone notice that someone turned on the word censor to change "conga" to "penis"? Someone's got an odd sense of humor...

What are you talking about? Change "penis" to "penis"? Isn't that the same thing?

UGHHHH its changing c-o-n-g-a to penis...lol I didn't realize that was gonna happen...I'm so smart

"Come join my conga everyone!"

Hah, that's funny. D... But now people will be asking, "What is a conga?"

orgy might have been funnier...think about it

Yeah, that would be funny too.

Everyone come and hop on my conga! hurry up, it's growing bigger by the day!

No dude. Don't hop on gmans conga, my conga is way more reliable.

my penis goes round in circles, try to beat that...

Hey 10th... Your sig.... Did it automatically get changed? It looks like you're trying to be funny.

Guys, you can't compete...My conga increases exponentially...for every person who gets rewarded with a "free gift" from my own collection, 5 more people hop on my conga.

We should create a "sticky" about this topic... lol

Oh man, sometimes, I crack myself up.

I don't think we should make a sticky about this... It would be kind of dumb.

Think of the connotations of the word "sticky" and how it relates to this topic....it was a joke!

Oh, I just scanned over it. I didn't notice your pun.

Let's have fun....

[quote8b101876f2]Muff Tone A "muff" describes a drum note where the hand is pressed into the head after the initial note to damp it out quickly. In conga playing this is typically an open tone in which continued finger pressure damps it out quickly. The key is to regulate the damping of the note to just the right amount. You should always hear the pitch of the open tone but it should damp out quickly. If there is no pitch to the note you have damped it too much. If it rings nearly as long as a normal open tone, you haven't damped it enough. While muff notes are common, they are much less common that the standard bass, open and slap notes.

"Closed" Conga Slap Note The usual conga slap note is done with the fingers slightly curved and the idea is that the palm comes into the rim of the drum and the fingertips "slap" down against the head. There is a slight "grabbing" action to this as well as a certain wrist motion. In conga slaps (unlike djembe slaps where the fingers bounce back off the head) the fingers stay "stopped" against the drum head in a style analogous to the bass note. Except with the slap only the fingertips remain touching the head. It takes some practice to get nice slaps easily. One teacher has described the wrist action as "slapping your little sister's arm when she gets into your toys" The sound should be a single bright "crack" with no ring.

"Open" and Muted Slaps Open or djembe-style slaps are not common on congas though certain players can be seen using a slap that is slightly more open than that above. Usually they keep the hand quite low to the drum. Open slaps on a conga tend to create a lot of the characteristic open tone pitch in the sound. For this reason open slaps on a conga are usually played muted to kill the open tone ring. In playing this note the one hand is simply laid on the drumhead and an open or closed slap is played as usual with the other hand. The hand damps the open slap into a more traditional conga slap sound. Beginners often find it easier to get a nice sound with a muted slap first. The advantage of using open slaps with a mute is that executing fast double stroke open slaps is much easier than doing closed slaps, while the mute still insures a traditional conga slap sound. Obviously the "heel-toe" hand can easily play the muting role.

"Touch" Note A "touch" is simply where the fingertips are brought down against the head to make a sound. Unlike a slap where the tips are slammed against the head to make a sharp sound, here the fingertips are pressed flatter, with the pressure going further back from the tips. Usually the fingers are together as in an open tone. A "touch" should never produce any open-like tone. If you hear an open tone pitch the note you are playing is a "muff" rather than a "touch". A "touch" is also the "toe" half of the Heel-Toe technique. Whether or not the "heel" of the hand is on the drumhead when a finger "touch" is done will also modify the sound of a "toe" stroke. When a louder "touch" note is desired it is sometimes played by bunching the thumb and four fingers together and then bringing them straight down tips first into the head. Cuban players often do a "touch" with the whole hand quite flat so that it appears to the observer as a bass note, but the palm does not strike the drum, or does so lightly, so the note is actually a "touch" sound rather than a bass note. At other times these players will play a "heel" (see below) where even though the hand appears flat the base of the palm strikes first giving a bass-like tone. One has to listen to determine which note is being played as both moves can appear quite identical to the eye. The location of the "touch" on the drumhead will help determine the exact sound of the given note.
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D

man i hate cOngas...cause i'm a man!

Yeah I was wondering why people were saying penis so much... now I realized someone's messing with the censor stuff...

My conga is the hardest man. (hehe)

There are currently 150 people (mostly girls) on my conga; anyone wanna join?

[quoteacfed12ffd="gman225"]There are currently 150 people (mostly girls) on my penis; anyone wanna join?[/quoteacfed12ffd]

No, I might steal a few of your girls though, as long as they're good looking wink

I R T3H 1337 RUL3R OF T3H CONGA

Just kiddding lol, do I sound like

(a) - A 33 year-old man who spends his living days and nights playing CS
or
(b) - An 11 year-old kid on AOL who thinks that he's cool?

LOL i didnt no that. conga

[quote013ee93c2e="MSX"]I R T3H 1337 RUL3R OF T3H penis

Just kiddding lol, do I sound like

(a) - A 33 year-old man who spends his living days and nights playing CS
or
(b) - An 11 year-old kid on AOL who thinks that he's cool?[/quote013ee93c2e]

B lol

Let's play the conga game. (who can yell conga loudest)

CONGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Conga to the p-word?

oh snap, it's true!

FREAKIN DAMN PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH 5 BILLION EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!

conga

[quote823b82583a="Redundancy"]penis[/quote823b82583a]

That doesn't cut it Redundancy.. What are you from the 1990's? LOLLLL 8)

Roffle @ guys saying penis the loudest - yes, penis, not the c-word.

LOL, it's a joke with some friends of mine...we were laughing at ROFL and LOL and LMAO; like saying ROFL in real life as roffle, or LOL as loll or lull, and LMAO as lamayo lol.

I dunno, we thought it was funny

[quote69c3bbfef9="MSX"]Roffle @ guys saying penis the loudest - yes, penis, not the c-word.

LOL, it's a joke with some friends of mine...we were laughing at ROFL and LOL and LMAO; like saying ROFL in real life as roffle, or LOL as loll or lull, and LMAO as lamayo lol.

I dunno, we thought it was funny[/quote69c3bbfef9]

Goofballs... I rarely say 'lol'. Most of the time I say "haha". D

lol @ Collateral

We don't really say it all the time, we just started joking about it last week. Some times we get sarcastic/funny and say it at funny and dumb jokes.

Person 1 - "yo mama is so fat her belt size is the equator"
Friends/Me - "Roffle"

lol

[quote1d55dd29b7="Collateral"][quote1d55dd29b7="Redundancy"]penis[/quote1d55dd29b7]

That doesn't cut it Redundancy.. What are you from the 1990's? LOLLLL 8)[/quote1d55dd29b7]

Plain and simple. CONGA. It does cut it.

wow this conga thing is really out of hand!

Maybe I shouldn't have said anything.....

[quotee73bfca939="FreeOffersNow"]Maybe I shouldn't have said anything.....[/quotee73bfca939]

It probably would have been alot funnier if everyone kept trying to say c-o-n-g-a-s but instead they get congas!

Anyone played that Donkey Conga game?
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hahaa donkey konga

[quote94ee5da33d="FreeOffersNow"]Maybe I shouldn't have said anything.....[/quote94ee5da33d]
even if you didn't
people would start to wonder why when they ask for conga they get conga instead.

"hey pm me your link for a great conga"

[quote44c8576416="rhjw2001"][quote44c8576416="FreeOffersNow"]Maybe I shouldn't have said anything.....[/quote44c8576416]
even if you didn't
people would start to wonder why when they ask for penis they get penis instead.

"hey pm me your link for a great penis"[/quote44c8576416]

I pmed you my awesome large, fantastic, conga line website url.

PENIS = KONGA LINE
VAGINA = KONGA CIRCLE
lol D B) i put the "K" on purpose so they wouldnt change it to penis lol

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[quote3733a353e0="rhjw2001"]"hey pm me your link for a great penis"[/quote3733a353e0]

ROFL

Hey, I found a really really short conga!
It's a fast conga too.
pm if you want to get a piece of the action early!

[quote04313586fa="Narakukuku"]Hey, I found a really really short penis!
It's a fast penis too.
pm if you want to get a piece of the action early![/quote04313586fa]

Is your avatar grasping a conga Narakukukukukukuk?

hmm I don't know, is it?

I thought it was a peace sign...

It is a peace sign.
Although... fans of InuYasha would have to agree that Miroku is a walking penis.

[quote687a50a85d="gman225"]There are currently 150 people (mostly girls) on my penis; anyone wanna join?[/quote687a50a85d]

I find your comment insulting. twisted

I have to try this...

I really want to join a conga, but I'm afraid the conga will be too long and it will hurt me.

Anyone with a medium sized conga?

LOL...now what happens when they turn it off and it all goes back to c-o-n-g-a?

Hmmmm here is a stumper.

Penis.

What did I just say? Did I say penis or... something else?

you said "P-e-n-i-s" because the capitol "P"? I think?????

lets see.....first will be c-on-g-a

Conga.
Penis.