Free nocc.ygf green for the first person to make me laugh

Rules First person who actually makes me "lol" wins the green. It can be anything funny. Only thing is, I won't be going green immediately, I will eventually though.

hi

Surfing is a dangerous sport, it's the only one that involves a shark. At any point in the game, a shark can come out an eat you. What the hell is up with that?

http//youtube.com/watch?v=p7P298SYzto

Greg the bunny!
http//youtube.com/watch?v=-uBTVwNqGWw

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.


LOLOLOLOLOL

Ur moms so fat, her belt size is halo.

Or ur moms so fat, she uses a boomerang to put on her belt.

Damn since everyone else is posting links, you cant forget this!

www.endofworld.net[]www.endofworld.net

AND THEN Cabel hehe
(Funniest part is at 340)

http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC-3HoPOD9I

http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjUz8IT0CYg

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http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=mim90zCi34Y
check this out too

can't forget this genius quote
[quotec81eee1dae="KingBlood"]
HaHa Ya IDGAF about Ma Grammer homie N if you read the posts above that I was promotin that web site on myspace and other Forums!!??!?!?! So IDK Dont act hard over the Computer[/quotec81eee1dae]

one of these calls has to make you laugh..

http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=52zSRV_Kgfw

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How can you not at least crack a smile?

+karma for those calls zdub08
that was hilarious )

lol

Funny things.

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THAT is laugh-worthy. Although, i'm not doing this site, so there's a free laugh.

[quotea9ccba743b="zdub08"]one of these calls has to make you laugh..

http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=52zSRV_Kgfw[/quotea9ccba743b]Winner! Pm me your link

[quotee408708c8b="Crynos"][quotee408708c8b="zdub08"]one of these calls has to make you laugh..

http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=52zSRV_Kgfw[/quotee408708c8b]Winner! Pm me your link[/quotee408708c8b]
yay second green lol

PM'd

That video and those two cat pictures made me laugh. lol

this thread makes me laugh, keep going!

i went out wednesday afternoon to the local walmart to start camping out. when i got there, there were already 12 people ther so i got in line being number 13. i talked around and found out the first 6 people there had been there since monday, total hardcore nerds all planning to keep them. bragging about how only they should get the system since theyve been there the longest. how they are so dedicated and how if you dont want to do the time, you shouldnt get a system. generally being complete assholes. good for them. we had a hours to pass so we became friends and played some cards and whatnot. the 6 guys in front kept to themselves and didnt associate with the rest of us. we were cool with each other leaving the line to get food, bathroom, smoke, etc since we all knew each other and as long as they were back in 30 minutes. i was about to leave to go buy some KFC for a good number of us and when i stepped out of line, one of the nerds shouted that if i left, i would lose my spot. the other guys told him that they were vouching for me and that i was just getting food but those 6 assholes didnt care. they said i leave, i lose my spot and that was the rules and they would call the manager (they had his number) to come out and enforce it. i said whatever and stayed in line.

a few hours later, the manager came out and told everyone that there were only going to be SEVEN available. they have them in their store and theyre not getting anymore. he told the people after # 7 they should leave if they wanted to not waste their time. me being number 13 should have left but i didnt, i wanted to stick around for a little bit more. everyone else left except me and the 7 other people that were getting it for sure. so the day goes on and i try to make friends with the nerds. i play mario kart on the ds with them and talk to them about the games they were getting. about an hour or 2 later, i tell im gonnna head home since im 8 in line and theres only 7 ps3s. one of them made some stupid joke about if i leave the line then i aint getting back in!! har har. so as im about to leave, i tell them im going to the vons next door and if any of them wanted any food or coffee and id bring it back to them. one of them said yea and all the rest like sheep followed and said yes too. they were gonna give me money but i told them it was on me since theyve been out here since monday. the 7th guy in line wanted some food and coffee and i told him id buy some for him also.

so i go to vons and buy 8 coffees, some food, and some x-lax laxatives. i bring it to my car and put some laxatives in 6 of the coffees and seperate them from mine and #7s. i pull back to walmart and bring all the drinks and food upfront. i give #7 his stuff and then the coffees with laxatives to the 6 nerds annd wish them good luck and go back to my car. i park it around the corner so i can still see them.

about 30 minutes later, #2 and 3 in line get up and it seemed like they were yelling to the other nerds. they both ran into walmart. seconds later (i guess all nerds have the same biology) #5 gets up and runs across the parking lot and into the trees and bushes somewhere. #1 is scrounging for this portapotty type thing he’d brought with him but he is squirting everywhere and all over his pants and their sleeping bags. he runs into walmart. at this time, i start my car and drive back to the walmart to claim my spot in line. when i get there #4 and 6 are gone but i dont know where. #7 is laughing his ass off so hard and i just smile at him. i call up 5 of the other people that i had made friends with that were in line with me ( i had their phone numbers cause i was gonne buy to food for everyone) and told them to get back to the walmart ASAP and get in line. Meanwhile, me and #7 threw all their shit into the parking lot and i claimed my spot as #1, him as #2. 4 and the people i had called arrived and got in line just as 1 of the nerds came running back and got #7. he started yelling saying they need their spots back. we all told them to fuck off, out of spot, out of line. it was all of us against him so he didnt say shit. the nerds came back and tried to start some shit but we just laughed, we told them it was their rule and to go fuck themselves and clean the shit off their pants. the called security and security came. security man was like WTF is that fuckin smell and looked at the nerds with shit all of them and kicked them off the grounds screaming LMAO. so that is how i got my ps3.

http//www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/40025/How_I_Got_my_PS3

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA + KARMA

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that was a complete waste of time

[quotead2dc748a2="zdub08"]one of these calls has to make you laugh..

http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=52zSRV_Kgfw[/quotead2dc748a2]

+Karma That was hilarious!! lol lol

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that was a complete waste of time[/quoted8cc9ff88e]

I have a childish sense of humor shrug

haha funny stuff

http//video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6820297632765080324&q=charlie+the+unicorn

http//www.sickanimation.com/cartoon.asp?name=dragonclub

kind of funny, very gross

This is the funniest thing I have heard in a while.

http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB9bAtkAFkY&mode=related&search=

[quote89aecd33c8="JPeeper"]This is the funniest thing I have heard in a while.

http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB9bAtkAFkY&mode=related&search=[/quote89aecd33c8]
ha i think this one is better http//youtube.com/watch?v=hE2icO6N7Vo

the second caller acts so concerned then.. lol

I am listening to it now.

http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKnMPzWOU8

lol

[quote64ffeb4183="zdub08"]one of these calls has to make you laugh..

http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=52zSRV_Kgfw[/quote64ffeb4183]

lmao they are a lot from the mid atlantic region - specially Baltimore

[quoteb77fbe5620="Chris"]http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKnMPzWOU8

lol[/quoteb77fbe5620]

not funny imo just on the simple fact i'm 99% sure that was planned

[quote2a3c0d5d12="OldManWrigley"][quote2a3c0d5d12="Chris"]http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKnMPzWOU8

lol[/quote2a3c0d5d12]

not funny imo just on the simple fact i'm 99% sure that was planned[/quote2a3c0d5d12]

Eh, I don't know. The red-haired guy instantly wipes a smile off his face and Letterman seems a little uncomfortable. I kind of wish there was more information on this. lol

no doubt that's fake

[quote32ac13a00d="mrwzk"]i went out wednesday afternoon to the local walmart to start camping out. when i got there, there were already 12 people ther so i got in line being number 13. i talked around and found out the first 6 people there had been there since monday, total hardcore nerds all planning to keep them. bragging about how only they should get the system since theyve been there the longest. how they are so dedicated and how if you dont want to do the time, you shouldnt get a system. generally being complete assholes. good for them. we had a hours to pass so we became friends and played some cards and whatnot. the 6 guys in front kept to themselves and didnt associate with the rest of us. we were cool with each other leaving the line to get food, bathroom, smoke, etc since we all knew each other and as long as they were back in 30 minutes. i was about to leave to go buy some KFC for a good number of us and when i stepped out of line, one of the nerds shouted that if i left, i would lose my spot. the other guys told him that they were vouching for me and that i was just getting food but those 6 assholes didnt care. they said i leave, i lose my spot and that was the rules and they would call the manager (they had his number) to come out and enforce it. i said whatever and stayed in line.

a few hours later, the manager came out and told everyone that there were only going to be SEVEN available. they have them in their store and theyre not getting anymore. he told the people after # 7 they should leave if they wanted to not waste their time. me being number 13 should have left but i didnt, i wanted to stick around for a little bit more. everyone else left except me and the 7 other people that were getting it for sure. so the day goes on and i try to make friends with the nerds. i play mario kart on the ds with them and talk to them about the games they were getting. about an hour or 2 later, i tell im gonnna head home since im 8 in line and theres only 7 ps3s. one of them made some stupid joke about if i leave the line then i aint getting back in!! har har. so as im about to leave, i tell them im going to the vons next door and if any of them wanted any food or coffee and id bring it back to them. one of them said yea and all the rest like sheep followed and said yes too. they were gonna give me money but i told them it was on me since theyve been out here since monday. the 7th guy in line wanted some food and coffee and i told him id buy some for him also.

so i go to vons and buy 8 coffees, some food, and some x-lax laxatives. i bring it to my car and put some laxatives in 6 of the coffees and seperate them from mine and #7s. i pull back to walmart and bring all the drinks and food upfront. i give #7 his stuff and then the coffees with laxatives to the 6 nerds annd wish them good luck and go back to my car. i park it around the corner so i can still see them.

about 30 minutes later, #2 and 3 in line get up and it seemed like they were yelling to the other nerds. they both ran into walmart. seconds later (i guess all nerds have the same biology) #5 gets up and runs across the parking lot and into the trees and bushes somewhere. #1 is scrounging for this portapotty type thing he’d brought with him but he is squirting everywhere and all over his pants and their sleeping bags. he runs into walmart. at this time, i start my car and drive back to the walmart to claim my spot in line. when i get there #4 and 6 are gone but i dont know where. #7 is laughing his ass off so hard and i just smile at him. i call up 5 of the other people that i had made friends with that were in line with me ( i had their phone numbers cause i was gonne buy to food for everyone) and told them to get back to the walmart ASAP and get in line. Meanwhile, me and #7 threw all their shit into the parking lot and i claimed my spot as #1, him as #2. 4 and the people i had called arrived and got in line just as 1 of the nerds came running back and got #7. he started yelling saying they need their spots back. we all told them to fuck off, out of spot, out of line. it was all of us against him so he didnt say shit. the nerds came back and tried to start some shit but we just laughed, we told them it was their rule and to go fuck themselves and clean the shit off their pants. the called security and security came. security man was like WTF is that fuckin smell and looked at the nerds with shit all of them and kicked them off the grounds screaming LMAO. so that is how i got my ps3.

http//www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/40025/How_I_Got_my_PS3[/quote32ac13a00d]


that is funny but i wonder if it is bs shock

omg, those prank phone calls are so funny!!

Edit

Hello? Am I on the air?

yes...

FUCK!!!!!!!!

hahaha

Got a joke i wanna tell, but couldn't find a place to tell it...


There are 3 tampons walking down the sidewalk, a tampax, a stayfree, and a nutracare. They see someone they know, who says hi first?

































None of them, they are all stuck up cunts...