Great... An Employee Christmas Gift Exchange
... and I'm not even Christian.
But regardless, I'm obligated to give a christmas present to my "assigned receipient"... and I have absolutely no clue what to get her. Does anyone have ideas what to get her? Nothing expensive, of course.
manOFice
20-11-2006 08:54:33
panties =P
More serious note...candles...picture frames...chicks dig that stuff
[quote49e2f87948="manofice"]panties =P[/quote49e2f87948]
She's a big woman, and I'm not going to even try to guess what size she wears...
[b49e2f87948]No articles of clothing[/b49e2f87948].
emoney
20-11-2006 08:56:42
A donation to charity in the name of your "assigned receipient."
[quote8e06bfc814="emoney"]A donation to charity in the name of your "assigned receipient."[/quote8e06bfc814]
That's got cheap bastard written all over it.
bruman
20-11-2006 08:57:31
You don't have to be christian to celebrate christmas
dug1200
20-11-2006 09:01:34
every year i get the person a 15-20 GC to best buy or starbuck, target ect...it just depends on who the person is...we usually have limit on how much we can spend
EatChex89
20-11-2006 09:02:40
a dildo, trust me you'll be doing her a huge favor
lol
emoney
20-11-2006 09:02:47
[quote1dd96e612b="h3x"][quote1dd96e612b="emoney"]A donation to charity in the name of your "assigned receipient."[/quote1dd96e612b]
That's got cheap bastard written all over it.[/quote1dd96e612b]
Really? She would see the amount it's for. I just figured it was a good compromise between your non-christianity status and your obligation to give a gift.
CollidgeGraduit
20-11-2006 09:07:14
[quote9d3b05c87d="emoney"]A donation to charity in the name of your "assigned receipient."[/quote9d3b05c87d]
Didn't George Constanza do this, with a made up charity?
emoney
20-11-2006 09:08:23
[quotead3457755e="CollidgeGraduit"][quotead3457755e="emoney"]A donation to charity in the name of your "assigned receipient."[/quotead3457755e]
Didn't George Constanza do this, with a made up charity?[/quotead3457755e]
lol, yeah I was going to give +kma for the first person to reference it. +kma (first time I've done that).
CollidgeGraduit
20-11-2006 09:09:33
[quote5cc22c6c92="emoney"][quote5cc22c6c92="CollidgeGraduit"][quote5cc22c6c92="emoney"]A donation to charity in the name of your "assigned receipient."[/quote5cc22c6c92]
Didn't George Constanza do this, with a made up charity?[/quote5cc22c6c92]
lol, yeah I was going to give +kma for the first person to reference it. +kma (first time I've done that).[/quote5cc22c6c92]
Thanks! In return, I'll donate $100 in your name to the Human Fund
johnjimjones
20-11-2006 09:11:48
[quote0d0a7860d0="emoney"]A donation to charity in the name of your "assigned receipient."[/quote0d0a7860d0]
A donation to the Human Fund? ;)
EDIT shit, I was beat.
emoney
20-11-2006 09:12:53
[quote2c8e519fc3="CollidgeGraduit"]
Thanks! In return, I'll donate $100 in your name to the Human Fund[/quote2c8e519fc3]
lol
CollidgeGraduit
20-11-2006 09:15:14
[quote4e80a65881="johnjimjones"][quote4e80a65881="emoney"]A donation to charity in the name of your "assigned receipient."[/quote4e80a65881]
A donation to the Human Fund? ;)
EDIT shit, I was beat.[/quote4e80a65881]
Indeed, the Human Fund - Money for People D
egyptianruin
20-11-2006 11:02:14
Gte her a $25 Gift Card to Target or maybe a free guest pass to Curves.
x323smostwantedx
20-11-2006 11:53:09
Some vs body sprays or a set of lotions, wats the limit btw
Mandatory Minimum $20 for a gift... Those fucking nazi's.... I was just going to get her a $10 Starbucks card and call it a day.
I kid you not... It says "Mandatory".
egyptianruin
20-11-2006 13:43:16
tell them you dont celebrate christmas and they are infringing on your personal beliefs. They cant force you to buy a present for someone else.
ajasax
20-11-2006 13:51:02
WTF? a $20 [i072b7778ac]minimum[/i072b7778ac]? That's BS. I'm Catholic and I think it's wrong to automatically include everyone in a Christmas office gift exchange program. Nowadays, it's immediately assumed that everyone celebrates Christmas roll
JKirk
20-11-2006 14:31:57
I'd get her a $25 giftcard to Starbucks. That way, you don't seem too cheap but you aren't losing too much cash.
tylerc
20-11-2006 14:33:20
Give her an 8th of your stickiest. An 8th of mids runs $20-25 here, so that's a great present.
TryinToGetPaid
20-11-2006 14:50:34
But tyler then she will eat more, and grow even more fatter.
She's one of the most conceited, snobby people I've ever met... She doesn't deserve sticky.
I swear I'm not making this shit up, I've seen her with cut-offs on two occasions.... It wasn't cut-off too high thankfully... Just a little bit (just below the belly button), but it was still fucking nasty.
...and she's got the whole Peter Griffin chin going for her.
TryinToGetPaid
20-11-2006 14:55:57
You got to love fat people who love to show off that they are fat.
Sorry but if I was fat, I would wear garbage bags to cover myself and work out 23 hours out of the day. It blows my mind when I go to McDonalds, and 3/4ths of the people there are overweight, and when I say overweight, I mean their ass hangs off the chair...