Introducing Microsoft Firefox 2007 Professional Edition

http//msfirefox.com/

hilarious stuff!!!

....click around and see if you can find the #69 ERROR haha

lololol @ AKobe Phlash. rofl.

haha

http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/30120edfc695fda35c07678a921cec64.gif[" alt=""/imgcedeeac1cc]

Is this real or fake? I really can't tell, the website looks so pro and convincing, lol. But, some of the wording doesn't...hmm still confused...haha

Yeah, it's real roll

nice 8)

[quote00b757e09b="kala"]Is this real or fake? I really can't tell, the website looks so pro and convincing, lol. But, some of the wording doesn't...hmm still confused...haha[/quote00b757e09b]
Deff real...

If you try to download it, it downloads IE7...

I wouldn't be surprised if Microsoft really has some involvement with this site...

[quote0537bafd1f]System Requirements

Below are the minimum requirements your computer needs to run Microsoft Firefox. Some components may require additional system resources not outlined below.



Microsoft Firefox 2007 will run on most Operating Systems (by Microsoft).

Computer/Processor

Quadcore CPU 4.6GHz processor or higher (For the loading of Hotmail.com) [/quote0537bafd1f]



[quote0537bafd1f]What is RSS?
RSS stands for Really Simple Sex. Microsoft's patented RSS technology is a way for Microsoft Firefox's inbuilt renderer to dynamically recognize and distinguish anything that resembles a tit or a boob. RSS will then utilize its algorithmic web caching features to download those images at the speed of light. Pornography has never been faster, easier or simpler. How to enable RSS

1. The site you're visiting must offer pornography. Microsoft Firefox will notify you of any explicit images it detects by illuminating (in red or orange) the RSS button on your toolbar.
2. Click the red/orange "Sex" button to see a list of images that can be downloaded using RSS. Download them by clicking "Simple Sex me Automatically" in the upper part of the screen.
3. Microsoft Firefox will now dynamically monitor all webpages, and enables it's protected algorithms to speed up the rendering of all explicit but fun images. By default, all downloaded and enjoyable content maybe found in the Sex section of your Favorites Toolbar each time you open Microsoft Firefox.

Note RSS is smart enough recognize and disregard irrelevant objects such as balloons, basketballs, soccer balls or two elephants standing next to one another. That is the power of Microsoft Real Simple Sex.[/quote0537bafd1f]


this site is hilarious

Didn't someone post this before?

lol

[quotee3ff6be5d4="Tholek"]Didn't someone post this before?[/quotee3ff6be5d4]

yep twisted

the funny part is that a lot of people may not realize that this is fake and after quickly looking at the main page, they'll download IE7. Then they'll go tell all their friends they downloaded "MS Firefox", etc. It's really a slam against IE7 because of the blatent similarities between IE7 and Firefox.


[quote9c2021a3c1]http//www.msfirefox.com/images/stories/bill.jpg[" alt=""/img9c2021a3c1]
[b9c2021a3c1]Spokesman Bill tries to calm Mozilla
extremists during the acquisition conference. [/b9c2021a3c1][/quote9c2021a3c1]

[quote9c2021a3c1]FAQ #2 [u9c2021a3c1][b9c2021a3c1]Some sites are shutting down my computer![/b9c2021a3c1][/u9c2021a3c1]

ANSWER Unfortunately, visiting the following sites will cause Microsoft Firefox to unexpectedly crash, and force Windows to fail

li Google.com
li Yahoo.com
li Apple.com
li iTunes.com
li Gmail.com
li Symantec.com
li McAfee.com
li Nintendo.com
li Playstation.com
li And all Linux/Unix sites, forums and communities

Webpages which contain following wildcard keywords, will also result in an unexpected Windows system failure.

li "I hate microsoft"
li "Bill gates is an idiot"
li "Linux is good"
li "Apple is good"
li "MacOSX is good"
li "I hate Windows"
li "Windows sucks"
li "Microsoft sucks"
li "I hate Bill"
li "XBOX is ridiculous"
li "Al Qaeda"
li "I love Ipods"
li "I don't use Microsoft Office"
li "I hate Microsoft Office"
li "Microsoft Office is stupid"
li "Explorer sucks"
li "Vista sucks"
li "Ballmer sucks"
li And the names of all companies who's filed a lawsuit against Microsoft.


This unexpected failure of Microsoft Firefox along with the Windows System is an irreparable bug within the source code. There is nothing we can do to prevent the process.

Note Keep in mind that sites such as Microsoft.com and Msfirefox.com will work perfectly. [/quote9c2021a3c1]

lol