bballp6699
04-11-2006 11:53:28
So my dad recently moved in with his girlfriend, who happens to have an annoying little 13 year old daughter who is [iedb8c2d25d]religious[/iedb8c2d25d]. My dad's girlfriend and her daughter went to a Christian rock concert this weekend and was given free tickets to the Wiggles while they were there...
Being that she acts like she's 7 years old, she called my dad and asked if he would take her. Now, he obviously doesn't want to go to this shit, so trying to humor her he tells her to dial 1-800-DialAPrayer (this used to be a religious number that recited prayers). She, not getting the joke, says ok and calls the number. I'm talking to him as he gets a call 2 minutes later from his girlfriend , and she's yelling...
He calls the number himself to see what she was complaining about. Turns out it's a phone sex line that goes right into the action with some girl talking about "pump me harder". So naturally he feels like a total ass wipe and has been apologizing sense. I, on the other hand, found it historical...
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KeithA
04-11-2006 11:54:40
I find it hysterical, but I'm not sure the historians will care...;-)
bballp6699
04-11-2006 11:58:24
This is what happens when I rely on FireFox spell check to do all the work...
Now if I edit it, there will be that edit line. So I'm sticking with it... ;)
Is that even a real #?
Out of curiosity, I dialed but it don't work...as I expected
bballp6699
04-11-2006 13:01:26
Yeah, I watched as he dialed it. Then he put it on speaker.
It's probably only 1-800-Dia-lapr, or something like that.
manOFice
04-11-2006 13:03:49
I wonder what happens when I dial that number........ =P
[quotec3050ea0b5="manofice"]I wonder what happens when I dial that number........ =P[/quotec3050ea0b5]
haha NOTHING!
isn't #'s only suppose to be 7 digit long? I could be wrong though
manOFice
04-11-2006 13:05:33
hahahahah, it is a phone sex line
this is kewl ;)
[quote574236d6db="manofice"]hahahahah, it is a phone sex line
this is kewl ;)[/quote574236d6db]
holy shit! shock
just tried that one. Wonder how much they're gonna charge me though. Hangup after 2 sec.
bballp6699
04-11-2006 13:08:23
[quote69110ac5e4="GCY"][quote69110ac5e4="manofice"]I wonder what happens when I dial that number........ =P[/quote69110ac5e4]
haha NOTHING!
isn't #'s only suppose to be 7 digit long? I could be wrong though[/quote69110ac5e4]
Yeah, that's why I said it might have only registered up to the r in prayer.
manOFice
04-11-2006 13:09:50
1-800-DialAPrayer
dialed on a cell phone works perfectly
bballp6699
04-11-2006 13:11:52
I thought it would have greeted you with a menu or and introduction, but it goes right into it...
manOFice
04-11-2006 13:13:03
yep, i was like wholey shit!
J4320
04-11-2006 14:49:16
1-800-ASSHOLE is another one. lol
ajasax
04-11-2006 21:29:14
[quote5eef9e8aa1="manofice"]1-800-DialAPrayer
dialed on a cell phone works perfectly[/quote5eef9e8aa1]
Reprogram friends cell phone + tell friend to call someone while on speakerphone in public place = hilarious times lol
CustomOrderThis
04-11-2006 21:58:48
Rofl, I gotta try that on a friend some time.
Labtec-Jay
04-11-2006 22:41:53
[quote78c692b153="bballp6699"]
Now if I edit it, there will be that edit line. So I'm sticking with it... ;)[/quote78c692b153]
i rarely... drive steamboats dad.. you dont know anytthing about me
Berky34
04-11-2006 22:45:51
[quotec4047f417c="Labtec-Jay"][quotec4047f417c="bballp6699"]
Now if I edit it, there will be that edit line. So I'm sticking with it... ;)[/quotec4047f417c]
i rarely... drive steamboats dad.. you dont know anytthing about me[/quotec4047f417c]
lol +karma for that reference. was it dane cook or mitch hedberg?
edit remind me to karma you when i can
BD2006BD
04-11-2006 22:47:36
It was Mitch Hedberg .... R.I.P.
Labtec-Jay
04-11-2006 22:48:04
[quote2967e98fcf="Berky34"][quote2967e98fcf="Labtec-Jay"][quote2967e98fcf="bballp6699"]
Now if I edit it, there will be that edit line. So I'm sticking with it... ;)[/quote2967e98fcf]
i rarely... drive steamboats dad.. you dont know anytthing about me[/quote2967e98fcf]
lol +karma for that reference. was it dane cook or mitch hedberg?
edit remind me to karma you when i can[/quote2967e98fcf]
mitch hedburg. RIP