3 Jokes I made up!!!

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ffactoryxx

03-11-2006 10:47:04

Don't ask me how but I was sitting reading a magazine and listening to music and I somehow made up 3 jokes. They arent the best but certainly arnt the worst. I even searched the net and found they werent posted anywhere so i guess im feeling creative today.

Be Kind.


What do Italians use to eat their food???

- WhopSticks


Whats a musical artists favortie position in bed???

- musicianarry position


JUST MADE UP ANOTHER!!!

How do you know Jesus wasnt black???

- Jesus knew who his father was!!!!!

ilanbg

03-11-2006 10:49:18

It's an established fact that musical artists prefer sex doggie style.

CollidgeGraduit

03-11-2006 10:51:11

Ooo ooo my turn!! What's funnier than your racist jokes? Me banning you for a week.

johnjimjones

03-11-2006 11:05:42

Please never share anything with us ever again.

zdub08

03-11-2006 11:12:47

did you really ban him for that..?

unknown uchiha

03-11-2006 11:12:50

This thread is as cool as a Cams874 thread.

Admin

03-11-2006 11:17:10

[quote8aa02838ed="CollidgeGraduit"]Ooo ooo my turn!! What's funnier than your racist jokes? Me banning you for a week.[/quote8aa02838ed]

at the risk of making doyl blow his brains out...


lulz

doylnea

03-11-2006 11:27:00

[quoted6602c33c4="Admin"][quoted6602c33c4="CollidgeGraduit"]Ooo ooo my turn!! What's funnier than your racist jokes? Me banning you for a week.[/quoted6602c33c4]

at the risk of making doyl blow his brains out...


lulz[/quoted6602c33c4]

I knew I loved you.

CollidgeGraduit

03-11-2006 11:37:26

[quote2e62573eb9="zdub08"]did you really ban him for that..?[/quote2e62573eb9]

I sure did. The only thing worse than making a useless thread for stupid jokes, is making one for stupid racist jokes.

Admin

03-11-2006 11:42:13

MOD PARTY

CollidgeGraduit

03-11-2006 11:43:43

WOOT WOOT RAISE TEH ROOF


ADMIN PLZ COME SEE MY MOVIE FILM. IF IT NOT BIG SUCCESS, I GET EXECUTE

johnjimjones

03-11-2006 11:44:24

huh?

Admin

03-11-2006 11:45:47

[quote57bd155d12="CollidgeGraduit"]WOOT WOOT RAISE TEH ROOF


ADMIN PLZ COME SEE MY MOVIE FILM. IF IT NOT BIG SUCCESS, I GET EXECUTE[/quote57bd155d12]

whar

YourGiftsFree

03-11-2006 11:46:55

You know.. that movie

CollidgeGraduit

03-11-2006 11:47:28

[quotebe95dd23be="Admin"][quotebe95dd23be="CollidgeGraduit"]WOOT WOOT RAISE TEH ROOF


ADMIN PLZ COME SEE MY MOVIE FILM. IF IT NOT BIG SUCCESS, I GET EXECUTE[/quotebe95dd23be]

whar[/quotebe95dd23be]

IS BE SHOW IN MANY FINE MOVIEFILM SHOWS IN ALL OVER OF US&A

doylnea

03-11-2006 11:48:02

[quotea99a2e390f="CollidgeGraduit"][quotea99a2e390f="Admin"][quotea99a2e390f="CollidgeGraduit"]WOOT WOOT RAISE TEH ROOF


ADMIN PLZ COME SEE MY MOVIE FILM. IF IT NOT BIG SUCCESS, I GET EXECUTE[/quotea99a2e390f]

whar[/quotea99a2e390f]

IS BE SHOW IN MANY FINE MOVIEFILM SHOWS IN ALL OVER OF US&A[/quotea99a2e390f]

HIGH FIVE; NOW IS THE SEXXSSSSY TIME

Admin

03-11-2006 11:50:02

KEKEKEKEKE

CollidgeGraduit

03-11-2006 11:52:05

[quote1649c1b14c="doylnea"][quote1649c1b14c="CollidgeGraduit"][quote1649c1b14c="Admin"][quote1649c1b14c="CollidgeGraduit"]WOOT WOOT RAISE TEH ROOF


ADMIN PLZ COME SEE MY MOVIE FILM. IF IT NOT BIG SUCCESS, I GET EXECUTE[/quote1649c1b14c]

whar[/quote1649c1b14c]

IS BE SHOW IN MANY FINE MOVIEFILM SHOWS IN ALL OVER OF US&A[/quote1649c1b14c]

HIGH FIVE; NOW IS THE SEXXSSSSY TIME[/quote1649c1b14c]

I SORRY, YOU MUST BE THE CONFUSED. I DO NOT MAKE THE ROMANCE EXPLOSION INSIDE OTHER MAN.

Admin

03-11-2006 11:56:56

FFACTORYXX ASKED 4 UNBAN VIA FUSIONCASH SUPPORT

kdollar

03-11-2006 12:00:40

uh Very nICE

unknown uchiha

03-11-2006 12:01:31

Tell him that if he forfeits his next $100 FC cashout (if he even earns money for that site), we'll VOTE on unbanning him.

ilanbg

03-11-2006 12:06:30

lol!

tjwor

03-11-2006 12:10:14

Un-Ban, These Jokes are HALARIOUS! BWWWWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

EatChex89

03-11-2006 12:11:41

do you realize the first two jokes don't even make sense?

doylnea

03-11-2006 12:13:49

[quote8e9f2b492a="tjwor"]Un-Ban, These Jokes are HALARIOUS! BWWWWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA![/quote8e9f2b492a]

And you're banned for having a bad sense of humor, (and apparently no taste).

tjwor

03-11-2006 12:21:11

or you guys should be banned for having no sense of sarcasm



or else i should realize this is the internet and there is no way to establish what is sarcasm and what isn't[/size8649b8a946]

johnjimjones

03-11-2006 12:21:51

[quote32bb5bc596="CollidgeGraduit"][quote32bb5bc596="doylnea"][quote32bb5bc596="CollidgeGraduit"][quote32bb5bc596="Admin"][quote32bb5bc596="CollidgeGraduit"]WOOT WOOT RAISE TEH ROOF


ADMIN PLZ COME SEE MY MOVIE FILM. IF IT NOT BIG SUCCESS, I GET EXECUTE[/quote32bb5bc596]

whar[/quote32bb5bc596]

IS BE SHOW IN MANY FINE MOVIEFILM SHOWS IN ALL OVER OF US&A[/quote32bb5bc596]

HIGH FIVE; NOW IS THE SEXXSSSSY TIME[/quote32bb5bc596]

I SORRY, YOU MUST BE THE CONFUSED. I DO NOT MAKE THE ROMANCE EXPLOSION INSIDE OTHER MAN.[/quote32bb5bc596]

THIS COAT IS [b32bb5bc596]NOT[/b32bb5bc596] BLACK

Admin

03-11-2006 12:22:51

[quote502ee7e495="doylnea"][quote502ee7e495="tjwor"]Un-Ban, These Jokes are HALARIOUS! BWWWWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA![/quote502ee7e495]

And you're banned for having a bad sense of humor, (and apparently no taste).[/quote502ee7e495]

AND YOU'RE BANNED FOR MOD POWERS ABUSE

ilanbg

03-11-2006 12:36:21

I'm scared that if I post in this thread, someone will ban me.

Powerbook

03-11-2006 12:43:26

I hate racist jokes. People are such assholes now a days. I wish everyone could just get along and be done with it

DIABLO

03-11-2006 12:47:35

[quote0a433f62fa="Admin"][quote0a433f62fa="doylnea"][quote0a433f62fa="tjwor"]Un-Ban, These Jokes are HALARIOUS! BWWWWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA![/quote0a433f62fa]

And you're banned for having a bad sense of humor, (and apparently no taste).[/quote0a433f62fa]

AND YOU'RE BANNED FOR MOD POWERS ABUSE[/quote0a433f62fa]

You really banned him? shock

tjwor

03-11-2006 13:17:37

[quote0e98428f3c="DIABLO"][quote0e98428f3c="Admin"][quote0e98428f3c="doylnea"][quote0e98428f3c="tjwor"]Un-Ban, These Jokes are HALARIOUS! BWWWWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA![/quote0e98428f3c]

And you're banned for having a bad sense of humor, (and apparently no taste).[/quote0e98428f3c]

AND YOU'RE BANNED FOR MOD POWERS ABUSE[/quote0e98428f3c]

You really banned him? shock[/quote0e98428f3c]

yes cry and it isn't a temp ban, i'm gone for good cry cry

JOSHBOX

03-11-2006 13:20:01

I chuckled at the last one (shame on me) but the second one is just completely retarded.

YourGiftsFree

03-11-2006 13:20:42

TJ he was talking about doylnea!

ajasax

03-11-2006 14:34:19

[quote8bf0a991da="johnjimjones"]Please never share anything with us ever again.[/quote8bf0a991da]
I've been thinking that ever since he started making pointless threads roll

theysayjump

03-11-2006 14:52:54

You make a bang bang in anoos?

Wa wa we wa.

I have a a joke I just made up.

Why do Squirrels eat nuts?

Because Americans are all fatties!! AHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA

/me opens FC support ticket.

samz465

03-11-2006 16:44:44

I LIKE SHOOT DOG.

Veek

03-11-2006 18:27:27

It's not the first time factoryblahblah has posted racist crap here. And to think that he was/is the police.