theysayjump
29-10-2006 14:50:08
[uc9253fcf18][bc9253fcf18]THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN[/bc9253fcf18][/uc9253fcf18]
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide with borders now unpatrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
[uc9253fcf18][bc9253fcf18]THE GEOGRAPHY OF MEN[/bc9253fcf18][/uc9253fcf18]
Between 1 and 70, a man is like America ..... Ruled by a prick!
Commander
29-10-2006 16:52:07
It's kinda like the one that goes -
HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN - caress, kiss, love chrish, adore, cook, clean, worship, give chocolates, flowers, perfume etc etc
HOW TO PLEASE A MAN - Suck his cock.... LOL