How I got Scammed Locally.

So about 8 months ago I had a knock at my door and it was a girl and her mother. She was selling candy to raise money for a trip to Washington DC. So I bought some mints and peanut butter stuff. It was about 9 bucks. I was supposed to get the candy within a month. So I never got it. Never, and it's been about 7 months later. So last night the same girl knocks on my door with her mother at 930pm (who sells candy at 930pm??). NOW, they are selling candy for a trip to Niagra Falls. WTF, so I played along for a bit. I asked to see her catalog and it was the same exact freakin one that I looked through before. This catalog was so beat, all the seams were ripped, instead of looking through a catalog it was individual pages that were so worn. So I was like man, this book sure is worn. The mother says, "O it was dropped in a puddle," then her daughter says, " O yeah and I dropped it in the mud one time too." Now I don't know about you but when I sold candy my catalog was crisp and new looking I went out at a normal time 4 or 5pm when people were actually still awake and it was actually light out. Anyway, I asked her how her Washington trip was and she was like I've never been to Washington DC before. I was like o well about 6 or 7 months ago you came around here selling candy and you never brought me my candy, infact this is the same catalog I looked at. When I said that her mother and her just turned around and left. I said some rather nasty things but they never looked back once. Bastards!!

wowwwwwwwww.....i would have said some shit to them too. That is ridiculous

LOL, the "yeah, I dropped it in the mud too" part made me laugh 8)

you should have kept the catelog LOL

i would have said can you wait a minute and called the police

should have grabbed your camera and taken a picture of them and reported them to the po po.

thats amazing, i woulda hit her with the magazine, kept it, and followed them home.

then called the police!

[quote4c62bc5a27="michae229"]i would have said can you wait a minute and called the police[/quote4c62bc5a27]

yeah or "Let me get my wallet" and called the police.

bastards indeed.

its just sad, a mother her using and teaching her daughter how to steal from people.

HairryFairy is the police!

yeah well, I was so mad, then I was thinking about maybe they truly didn't remember to deliever my candy, maybe I was the one left over and they couldn't figure out who it went to.

I remember when I bought it the lady was like let me get your number so we can call you when it comes in.

Guess I'm to trusting now adays.

[quote8ddfebef72="hairyferry"]yeah well, I was so mad, then I was thinking about maybe they truly didn't remember to deliever my candy, maybe I was the one left over and they couldn't figure out who it went to.

I remember when I bought it the lady was like let me get your number so we can call you when it comes in.

Guess I'm to trusting now adays.[/quote8ddfebef72]

not ur fault. girl scout scams are very rare, and i would also be tempting to order me some great mint cookies.

you should pay them with fake money (clearly fake) and say, " well you never plan to give me the cookies"

[quoteb939644ca1="johnjimjones"]you should pay them with fake money (clearly fake) and say, " well you never plan to give me the cookies"[/quoteb939644ca1]

lol

Yeah you should've pulled out your wallet full of Monopoly money and handed them far more than what it was worth. Then told them it was actually a Swedish Kroner and was worth about $56 and to give you the change whenever they get it exchanged.

Would'a been funny the thought of them trying to get the money exchanged.

HAHAHAHA....that's freaking hilarious man. What most of you all don't know is that the fairy lives in the the freaking ghetto. What do you expect man? It's said, but it sounds like mommy was using her daughter to get money for the rock.....

When the hell are you ever going to move?

What about the kids selling magazine subscriptions? I got 3 or 4 of them over the summer. They had a laminated catalog that was similar to a restaurant menu with all the different magazines available.

I vividly remember one dude handing me the catalog and it was beat to shit. I thought "Jesus, how long has he been selling these subscriptions?"

Something else I noticed was these kids' selling techniques. Very polished and definitely rehearsed. These kids seemed slimier than used car salesmen.

Wow, this happened to me a few weeks ago actually but they were selling catalog subscriptions. I called the whole neighborhood to make sure they couldn't try to rip anyone else off on the street because most of the people are elderly ladies who are easy to trick. lol I'd love to know what you said to them after they turned around.

EDIT HAHAH, I did not see Double_D's post when I made this one.

I would have ripped up the catalogue.

Damn that sucks, stupid lady. Wouldve taken a pic and told your friends the popo

[quote073c5e1c7a="kdollar"]its just sad, a mother her using and teaching her daughter how to steal from people.[/quote073c5e1c7a]


Oh, by the way, if the catalog is raggedy looking i would be suspicious. Schools usually give them several copies because some customers like to keep a copy when deciding. So if one "fell in the mud" it could be replaced. They give the kids a stack of copies banking on the hope that in addition to pestering the neighbors for the overpriced candy/magazines, little Suzy's mom will also take one to work and leave a copy there and her dad will do the same. They are getting children to do their work in return for cheap dollar store prizes. Same thing in the case of raising money for a field trip. If you dropped it in the mud, your teacher would give you another copy too.

I have "supported the children/schools" and bought magazines from kids (that i legitimately knew were for school because i knew the neighbors) and out of the three times, i only received the subscription once.

I am surprised that you being a cop didnt do something. Also screaming at the mom in front of the kid was an interesting choice. The mom probably just told her that you were crazy or a drunk.
I dont know what would have been the best thing to do in that case. I might have looked the girl in the eye and said, "It isnt very nice to tell people something that isnt true. Am I really going to get the candy i pay for?" Even if the mom is programming her to be a scammer, a conscience may emerge and she might start questioning her mother. I dont know what is the right thing to say.

I would have done the "wait, let me get my wallet" and taken a picture or called the police.

[quote10802c7336="Dave82"][quote10802c7336="kdollar"]its just sad, a mother her using and teaching her daughter how to steal from people.[/quote10802c7336]


Oh, by the way, if the catalog is raggedy looking i would be suspicious. Schools usually give them several copies because some customers like to keep a copy when deciding. So if one "fell in the mud" it could be replaced. They give the kids a stack of copies banking on the hope that in addition to pestering the neighbors for the overpriced candy/magazines, little Suzy's mom will also take one to work and leave a copy there and her dad will do the same. They are getting children to do their work in return for cheap dollar store prizes. Same thing in the case of raising money for a field trip. If you dropped it in the mud, your teacher would give you another copy too.

I have "supported the children/schools" and bought magazines from kids (that i legitimately knew were for school because i knew the neighbors) and out of the three times, i only received the subscription once.

I am surprised that you being a cop didnt do something. [b10802c7336]Also screaming at the mom in front of the kid was an interesting choice. The mom probably just told her that you were crazy or a drunk.[/b10802c7336]
I dont know what would have been the best thing to do in that case. I might have looked the girl in the eye and said, "It isnt very nice to tell people something that isnt true. Am I really going to get the candy i pay for?" Even if the mom is programming her to be a scammer, a conscience may emerge and she might start questioning her mother. I dont know what is the right thing to say.

I would have done the "wait, let me get my wallet" and taken a picture or called the police.[/quote10802c7336]
you dont think the girl knew what she was doing and why he was screaming?

[quote0fb0f1d818="zdub08"][quote0fb0f1d818="Dave82"][quote0fb0f1d818="kdollar"]its just sad, a mother her using and teaching her daughter how to steal from people.[/quote0fb0f1d818]


Oh, by the way, if the catalog is raggedy looking i would be suspicious. Schools usually give them several copies because some customers like to keep a copy when deciding. So if one "fell in the mud" it could be replaced. They give the kids a stack of copies banking on the hope that in addition to pestering the neighbors for the overpriced candy/magazines, little Suzy's mom will also take one to work and leave a copy there and her dad will do the same. They are getting children to do their work in return for cheap dollar store prizes. Same thing in the case of raising money for a field trip. If you dropped it in the mud, your teacher would give you another copy too.

I have "supported the children/schools" and bought magazines from kids (that i legitimately knew were for school because i knew the neighbors) and out of the three times, i only received the subscription once.

I am surprised that you being a cop didnt do something. [b0fb0f1d818]Also screaming at the mom in front of the kid was an interesting choice. The mom probably just told her that you were crazy or a drunk.[/b0fb0f1d818]
I dont know what would have been the best thing to do in that case. I might have looked the girl in the eye and said, "It isnt very nice to tell people something that isnt true. Am I really going to get the candy i pay for?" Even if the mom is programming her to be a scammer, a conscience may emerge and she might start questioning her mother. I dont know what is the right thing to say.

I would have done the "wait, let me get my wallet" and taken a picture or called the police.[/quote0fb0f1d818]
you dont think the girl knew what she was doing and why he was screaming?[/quote0fb0f1d818]


I dont know what her mom programmed her to believe and what she does believe. What does screaming "rather nasty" things at them accomplish? Unless you are saying "theives", if you are screaming "bitch" etc, that gives the mom the door to say "oh that man was a drunk"
If the kid knows what she is doing as you implied, then obviously saying "theif" isnt going to matter. Possible aiming for her conscious would be a better bet. When someone screams at you, i think it is eaier to brush off as anger. Someone looking you in the eye and being disappointed is another thing. Do you understand??

What does it matter it if they think he is crazy or drunk? They are the scheming assholes.

I am sure the girl KNOWS what they are doing is wrong, but since it is her mother telling her what to do, she is not going to say that she does not want to do it and it is wrong.

I would have, pulled out my 10 inch beast, "Cock smacked" the mother in the face, mushroom tattooed her forehead. Grabed her daughter, bent her over and let my rottweiler do her!!!! ANAL!!! Now that would be a lesson learned. And have gotten your 9 bucks worth.

I honestly think you need lots and lots of help jmz

[quoteefb7907ade="jmz555"]I would have, pulled out my 10 inch beast, "Cock smacked" the mother in the face, mushroom tattooed her forehead. Grabed her daughter, bent her over and let my rottweiler do her!!!! ANAL!!! Now that would be a lesson learned. And have gotten your 9 bucks worth.[/quoteefb7907ade]

QFP.

[quoteae762d7ac6="jmz555"]I would have, pulled out my 10 inch beast, "Cock smacked" the mother in the face, mushroom tattooed her forehead. Grabed her daughter, bent her over and let my rottweiler do her!!!! ANAL!!! Now that would be a lesson learned. And have gotten your 9 bucks worth.[/quoteae762d7ac6]

shock

And he is 27?

Boy they were right, Age really IS just a number....

[quote004c0cdb9b="jmz555"]I would have, pulled out my 10 inch beast, "Cock smacked" the mother in the face, mushroom tattooed her forehead. Grabed her daughter, bent her over and let my rottweiler do her!!!! ANAL!!! Now that would be a lesson learned. And have gotten your 9 bucks worth.[/quote004c0cdb9b]

ROFL, great, JMZ, now we have to change this thread to NSFW. You and your cock-smacking, mushroom-tatooing festivities ruin it for all of us at work, DOUCHE.

[quote3cbfe8c54b="jmz555"]I would have, pulled out my 10 inch beast, "Cock smacked" the mother in the face, mushroom tattooed her forehead. Grabed her daughter, bent her over and let my rottweiler do her!!!! ANAL!!! Now that would be a lesson learned. And have gotten your 9 bucks worth.[/quote3cbfe8c54b]

I nominate this for the stupidest post ever on FiPG

Anyone second this?

Yes.

He is so dumb it hurts.

[quoteded602df27="tjwor"][quoteded602df27="jmz555"]I would have, pulled out my 10 inch beast, "Cock smacked" the mother in the face, mushroom tattooed her forehead. Grabed her daughter, bent her over and let my rottweiler do her!!!! ANAL!!! Now that would be a lesson learned. And have gotten your 9 bucks worth.[/quoteded602df27]

I nominate this for the stupidest post ever on FiPG

Anyone second this?[/quoteded602df27]

But I couldn't have laughed any harder. lol

[quote75e5372fb6="jmz555"]I would have, pulled out my 10 inch beast, "Cock smacked" the mother in the face, mushroom tattooed her forehead. Grabed her daughter, bent her over and let my rottweiler do her!!!! ANAL!!! Now that would be a lesson learned. And have gotten your 9 bucks worth.[/quote75e5372fb6]

You probably would have bought something from them for a second time...

[quotea01dd45502="bballp6699"][quotea01dd45502="jmz555"]I would have, pulled out my 10 inch beast, "Cock smacked" the mother in the face, mushroom tattooed her forehead. Grabed her daughter, bent her over and let my rottweiler do her!!!! ANAL!!! Now that would be a lesson learned. And have gotten your 9 bucks worth.[/quotea01dd45502]

You probably would have bought something from them for a second time...[/quotea01dd45502]

ooo wow, I was laughing so hard I started crying at what JMZ said. Wow, thanks for the mental picture.

wow they have 419 girl scout scammers what is this world comming to

[quoteba52b8965f="jmz555"]I would have, pulled out my 10 inch beast, "Cock smacked" the mother in the face, mushroom tattooed her forehead. Grabed her daughter, bent her over and let my rottweiler do her!!!! ANAL!!! Now that would be a lesson learned. And have gotten your 9 bucks worth.[/quoteba52b8965f]

LMAO Best Post Ever.

Everyone's talking about calling the police then out of nowhere, this genius decides to cockslap the mother and sexually molest the little girl. Fucked up, but hilarious.

hahaha...... Molest the girl with my rottweiler no less.

lol i cant get over the mushroom lol we can all identify her now

[quotef95e505473="Killer722"][quotef95e505473="jmz555"]I would have, pulled out my 10 inch beast, "Cock smacked" the mother in the face, mushroom tattooed her forehead. Grabed her daughter, bent her over and let my rottweiler do her!!!! ANAL!!! Now that would be a lesson learned. And have gotten your 9 bucks worth.[/quotef95e505473]

LMAO Best Post Ever.

Everyone's talking about calling the police then out of nowhere, this genius decides to cockslap the mother and sexually molest the little girl. Fucked up, but hilarious.[/quotef95e505473]

Haha, it would have been different if he would have molested the girl, but he had to bring his rottweiler in this whole thing.

Funny thing is, you actually have a rott, you tool....

I don't care, it was so funny. Nice job man. ) Teach them a lesson lol. You guys think those two idiots scamming is bad, well how about this.... Our neighborhood has some nice looking houses around. Just a couple weeks ago these idiots tried to sell furniture door to door. They were obviously trying to fuck people over. If you see someone wearing GUNIT clothes, while trying to sell you furniture on an unmarked small white truck think twice. LOL. They were saying they were from Bob's Furniture. HAHA. That is an actual place, except that furniture has labeled trucks and normal workers. My dad did not even open the door. He just said, "Go away gangsters." I couldn't stop laughing. Someone called the cops eventually, wonder what happened to those morons lol.

[quote61a02f2ff3="paulleywaulley"]Funny thing is, you actually have a rott, you tool....[/quote61a02f2ff3]
yes yes I do.. you tool

[quote7796c68213="jmz555"]I would have, pulled out my 10 inch beast, "Cock smacked" the mother in the face, mushroom tattooed her forehead. Grabed her daughter, bent her over and let my rottweiler do her!!!! ANAL!!! Now that would be a lesson learned. And have gotten your 9 bucks worth.[/quote7796c68213]

LOL +karma

The kid probably was not aware that what they were doing is wrong. You assume that the kid has already been taught morality and such, but if her mother is teaching her this, it will really fuck her up.

I'm serious here; this is how sociopaths are made.


If I were you I would have gotten my handcuffs and arrested her on the spot. She isn't fit to have a child if that's what she's doing.

he could have planned out their finances, but i don't think he coulda pulled down an arrest.


PS hairyferry ain't a po no mo.

I mean honestly, how could someone make a living off of selling that stuff. You are better off working at min. wage for a week.

lmaoooo I LOVE THIS FORUM!

If I had anymore room in my signature that quote would be in there.

@jmz's postthat's effing HilARIOUs to the Z!!

that jmz sure is a funny guy... This buds for you duuude

[quoted82a70222a="hairyferry"]that jmz sure is a funny guy... This buds for you duuude[/quoted82a70222a]

i thought you didn't smoke pot?

Beer? As in Budweiser?

Beer... not pot ya fruit.

This is the strangest thread ever...

hahaha... yes it is!!

I would have punched that bitch ass little girl in the face and bashed her head in with a rock then I would have attacked the mother next...Just my 2 cents...

[quote52fb181f8d="MyJobIsThis"]I would have punched that bitch ass little girl in the face and bashed her head in with a rock then I would have attacked the mother next...Just my 2 cents...[/quote52fb181f8d]
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[quoteda4729184a="MyJobIsThis"]I would have punched that bitch ass little girl in the face and bashed her head in with a rock then I would have attacked the mother next...Just my 2 cents...[/quoteda4729184a]

Your two cents will always be worthless with responses like that.

[quote6c76fc718f="MyJobIsThis"]I would have punched that bitch ass little girl in the face and bashed her head in with a rock then I would have attacked the mother next...Just my 2 cents...[/quote6c76fc718f]
Hahah, are you a wannabee JMZ?

[quote71480a76fc="MyJobIsThis"]I would have punched that bitch ass little girl in the face and bashed her head in with a rock then I would have attacked the mother next...Just my 2 cents...[/quote71480a76fc]

You're just saying that to get attention because you saw how much the other guy got.

Hey we need to act like the Third world countries and shit like that will get you beheaded. The Girl knows it's wrong the mother knows it's wrong...A couple kicks in the face won't hurt..

Your job is to get a job. eng101

so you are telling me that your job is to make youself look like a dumb fuck?

You are doing a great job of it!

[quotec378a4424d="hairyferry"]So about 8 months ago I had a knock at my door and it was a girl and her mother. She was selling candy to raise money for a trip to Washington DC. So I bought some mints and peanut butter stuff. It was about 9 bucks. I was supposed to get the candy within a month. So I never got it. Never, and it's been about 7 months later. So last night the same girl knocks on my door with her mother at 930pm (who sells candy at 930pm??). NOW, they are selling candy for a trip to Niagra Falls. WTF, so I played along for a bit. I asked to see her catalog and it was the same exact freakin one that I looked through before. This catalog was so beat, all the seams were ripped, instead of looking through a catalog it was individual pages that were so worn. So I was like man, this book sure is worn. The mother says, "O it was dropped in a puddle," then her daughter says, " O yeah and I dropped it in the mud one time too." Now I don't know about you but when I sold candy my catalog was crisp and new looking I went out at a normal time 4 or 5pm when people were actually still awake and it was actually light out. Anyway, I asked her how her Washington trip was and she was like I've never been to Washington DC before. I was like o well about 6 or 7 months ago you came around here selling candy and you never brought me my candy, infact this is the same catalog I looked at. When I said that her mother and her just turned around and left. I said some rather nasty things but they never looked back once. Bastards!![/quotec378a4424d]

arent you a cop?

[quote2d60117a89="irannaked"]arent you a cop?[/quote2d60117a89]


negative capin'

The hate why....You know if I did somthing like that your just agreeing with me really everyone want's to do it inside there mind why not just play it out...

[quote3e5e13cf54="MyJobIsThis"]The hate why....You know if I did somthing like that your just agreeing with me really everyone want's to do it inside there mind why not just play it out...[/quote3e5e13cf54]
i dont think anyone wants to bash a little, mislead girl's head in with a rock..

Right, but having a dog anally rape her is perfectly fine.

true.

You are so dumb that it would be worth getting temp-banned to insult you.

i think hes the guy that posted a video of a soldier getting his head cut off

[quote2b6908af3e="jmz555"]I would have, pulled out my 10 inch beast, "Cock smacked" the mother in the face, mushroom tattooed her forehead. Grabed her daughter, bent her over and let my rottweiler do her!!!! ANAL!!! Now that would be a lesson learned. And have gotten your 9 bucks worth.[/quote2b6908af3e]

I was just thinking about how funny this was and decided to bump it.

[quote34a14032a8="tylerc"][quote34a14032a8="jmz555"]I would have, pulled out my 10 inch beast, "Cock smacked" the mother in the face, mushroom tattooed her forehead. Grabed her daughter, bent her over and let my rottweiler do her!!!! ANAL!!! Now that would be a lesson learned. And have gotten your 9 bucks worth.[/quote34a14032a8]

I was just thinking about how funny this was and decided to bump it.[/quote34a14032a8]
rolleyes

I haven't really seen JMZ post since he posted this... We need more of his wisdom on this forum.

[quote4a585d6913="JKirk"]I haven't really seen JMZ post since he posted this... We need more of his wisdom on this forum.[/quote4a585d6913]
He's closing on a high note.

[quotecd804bbb54="theysayjump"][quotecd804bbb54="johnjimjones"]you should pay them with fake money (clearly fake) and say, " well you never plan to give me the cookies"[/quotecd804bbb54]

lol

Yeah you should've pulled out your wallet full of Monopoly money and handed them far more than what it was worth. Then told them it was actually a Swedish Kroner and was worth about $56 and to give you the change whenever they get it exchanged.

Would'a been funny the thought of them trying to get the money exchanged.[/quotecd804bbb54]

But then you can't play monopoly...only the greatest board game ever created. (I guess they sell money separately though...not sure..)