WHY NOW?!

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h3x

09-09-2006 03:39:52

I'm here at work and a couple of minutes ago, a couple of drunk girls just walked in while I was working at the Front Desk... One of them says "Hey Hottie!" and she starts asking me my name and the basic questions for getting to know someone (where they are from, how long I've been in Alaska, etc)... Then she asks if I want to hang out in her room for a bit... Of course, I can't because I'm working now and I'm the only staff member in the building (aside from the two custodians)... WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW?! I wanna get laid!

[b2f0d7fe5a9]This sucks the BIG one[/b2f0d7fe5a9]

OK, I'm done venting now... I think I'm going to go in the back office and cry for a little bit.

Bentley

09-09-2006 03:53:26

You should of taken/requested a break or quit your job. You probably could of had a 3-some (i can't spell that other word manajetwa fuck it)

h3x

09-09-2006 04:03:03

[quoted11a07ce15="Bentley"]You should of taken/requested a break or quit your job. You probably could of had a 3-some (i can't spell that other word manajetwa fuck it)[/quoted11a07ce15]

... and who was I supposed to request to take a break to? I'm the only one here!! ...and there's more than $1,000 in the cash till... If there wasn't anything in there, I would have gone for it.. But I could get in deep shit if someone just walks in, sees no one is at the front desk and decide to jack the place.

... and I'm well aware of the possibility of a three-way... that just opens the wound even further. Also, add on the fact that I haven't had sex in 2 years...

My night has been ruined... cry

Killer722

09-09-2006 05:31:28

Maybe they wanted to distract you by taking you to their room so their boyfriends can rob the place?

h3x

09-09-2006 06:18:51

Well, they must be stealth ninjas because the entire hotel lobby was completely empty and there are no pedestrians within a 1 mile radius...

But who knows... they might be stealth ninjas.... Anything is possible shrug

TFOAF

09-09-2006 06:34:47

Or they could be seducive sexy aliens from planet ZXgQ91r, who wanted to abduct you.

drummer_kew_03

09-09-2006 10:03:59

[quote9016002645="h3x"]Well, they must be stealth ninjas because the entire hotel lobby was completely empty and there are no pedestrians within a 1 mile radius...

But who knows... they might be stealth ninjas.... Anything is possible shrug[/quote9016002645]

Isn't stealth implied when talking about ninjas?


I had sex last night wink But it was only for a minute before we got interupted and then we both were so tired that we just fell asleep before we went back at it. Not quite as frustrating, but it still sucked.

JordanE

09-09-2006 10:06:20

sucks dude.

Akademikz

09-09-2006 10:14:52

[quotef3cec6ebdf="h3x"]I'm here at work and a couple of minutes ago, a couple of drunk girls just walked in while I was working at the Front Desk... One of them says "Hey Hottie!" and she starts asking me my name and the basic questions for getting to know someone (where they are from, how long I've been in Alaska, etc)... Then she asks if I want to hang out in her room for a bit... Of course, I can't because I'm working now and I'm the only staff member in the building (aside from the two custodians)... WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW?! I wanna get laid!

[bf3cec6ebdf]This sucks the BIG one[/bf3cec6ebdf]

OK, I'm done venting now... I think I'm going to go in the back office and cry for a little bit.[/quotef3cec6ebdf]

Pwnt.

J4320

09-09-2006 10:19:59

They all had STD's. You were saved by work. lol

cwncool

09-09-2006 10:21:55

h3x, i'm trying to figure out where you work. lol. is it a hotel?

schizerbone

09-09-2006 11:10:49

I don't believe this story...

negative karma..

Bentley

09-09-2006 12:41:11

[quotef18cb56367="schizerbone"]I don't believe this story...

negative karma..[/quotef18cb56367]

But believe those nugs in his sig. Even tho I've never had blue nugs more turqouise but they look good.

bullseye4u

09-09-2006 12:47:02

sucks being you having no freinds to share this story and complaining here how you didnt get a pussy. Nice if you want to show off how cool you are 8)

Veek

09-09-2006 13:01:32

[quote8747d4b304="schizerbone"]I don't believe this story...

negative karma..[/quote8747d4b304]

LOL.

egyptianruin

09-09-2006 13:04:09

Maybe they were cops pretending to be hookers and you would have been arrested and the holte implicated in a prostitution ring, lol.

Tiphareth!

09-09-2006 13:04:42

Those buds in h3x's signature are artifical and have no THC.
Your all so gullible.

Veek

09-09-2006 13:12:14

[quote12e6587318="Tiphareth!"]Those buds in h3x's signature are artifical and have no THC.
Your all so gullible.[/quote12e6587318]

You answered before anyone asked.

Tiphareth!

09-09-2006 13:18:09

[quoteabc0d34224="Bentley"][quoteabc0d34224="schizerbone"]I don't believe this story...

negative karma..[/quoteabc0d34224]

But [babc0d34224]believe[/babc0d34224] those nugs in his sig. Even tho I've never had blue nugs more turqouise but they look good.[/quoteabc0d34224]

Technically, yes someone did.

My above post meant those "nugs" are not real.

Veek

09-09-2006 13:20:40

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Tiphareth!

09-09-2006 13:25:54

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Suites you quite well.

Veek

09-09-2006 14:09:39

LOL, if you say so.

FYI,

Your is not the same as you're.
Suites is not the same as suits.


Oh and..

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Wolfeman

09-09-2006 14:18:40

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theysayjump

09-09-2006 14:46:41

[quotec961d57b2d="Veek"]LOL, if you say so.

FYI,

Your is not the same as you're.
Suites is not the same as suits.


Oh and..

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Roffles and Al Capone.

i ruv u 2.

Bentley

09-09-2006 19:42:36

[quote93c210ef97="Tiphareth!"][quote93c210ef97="Bentley"][quote93c210ef97="schizerbone"]I don't believe this story...

negative karma..[/quote93c210ef97]

But [b93c210ef97]believe[/b93c210ef97] those nugs in his sig. Even tho I've never had blue nugs more turqouise but they look good.[/quote93c210ef97]

Technically, yes someone did.

My above post meant those "nugs" are not real.[/quote93c210ef97]

Well they looked good like I said I have never smoked bud that color before so I had no idea if they got you high or not, thats probably the reason why I never come across any herb like that.

h3x

09-09-2006 20:02:04

Blueberry does cure into a blue to deep purple shade... So I'd say they are legit nugs.

If you look closely, you will see hints of purple in there... It's legit from what I can tell.

I've smoked plenty of Blueberry before, but usually it's just a bit of a darker shade than that picture... It's still Blue... It's like a Deep Blue (almost purple),

hairyferry

09-09-2006 22:04:35

isn't there a back room or something behind the counter? I'd think that would turn them on more than going back to their room...

tylerc

09-09-2006 22:35:02

I say you just plow em on the desk in the lobby.

ilanbg

09-09-2006 22:40:18

Or have them suck you off under the counter while you tend to clients.

tylerc

09-09-2006 22:47:33

Just let the clients walk in on you smashing 2 random girls.

ilanbg

09-09-2006 23:30:46

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Suites you quite well.[/quote0056a44541]

So does yours.

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