Famous quotes, what are some good ones?

Well, I am a senior in high school and I need to come up with a good quote for the yearbook. Some asshole stole my quote. So yeah, I am looking for a good one!

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix


This is one i picked out so far. Good? Bad? Post some good quotes if you can. I am in search of some good ones and some down right halarious ones. )

"I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshlit. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."

-- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[quote57be6949c7="stackmjwiz"]"I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshlit. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."

-- Ferris Bueller's Day Off[/quote57be6949c7]

love it! I loved that movie. I need something without swears heh. )

"Let's just admit that public education is mediocre at best."
-frank zappa

"Kid's heads are filled with so many nonfacts that when they get out of
school they're totally unprepared to do anything. They can't read, they
can't write, they can't think. Talk about child abuse. The U.S. school
system as a whole qualifies."
-zappa

"Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to
our mundane educational system. Forget about the Senior
Prom and go to the library and lieducate yourselfli if you've
got any guts..."
-zappa

here's another good one
"If you want to get laid, go to college, but if you want an education,
go to the library."
-zappa

[quote36e2eb5666="romanodog"]here's another good one
"If you want to get laid, go to college, but if you want an education,
go to the library."
-zappa[/quote36e2eb5666]


HAHA!

"Remember to remove the plunger before sitting down on the toilet"

[quote856c822472="romanodog"]here's another good one
"If you want to get laid, go to college, but if you want an education,
go to the library."
-zappa[/quote856c822472]

There it is, that's perfect!

"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win."

-Sun-Tzu

Not really a yearbook quote, but I've always liked it.

yeah it's hard. All these quotes are great but i can't use the ones about getting laid and stuff lol. Otherwise I won't get a quote. lol

"There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college" -- South Park

"My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section."
Norm Crosby

Here's one I just wrote for you

"In the age of wisdom and infinite curiosity, education reigns among the most powerful tool for the human mind. Freedom, not only from the barriers of your own mind, but from the existence of our own modern culture. Set forth on this journey, let this be the first chapter on the plane of recollection. For we, as humans, have an obligation to live to our minds fullest potential, to set new strides for those who have lived before us, and to test and relive the dreams of what once was thought impossible."

-Brian Bruman

[quote82c93a2789="bruman"]Here's one I just wrote for you

"In the age of wisdom and infinite curiosity, education reigns among the most powerful tool for the human mind. Freedom, not only from the barriers of your own mind, but from the existence of our own modern culture. Set forth on this journey, let this be the first chapter on the plane of recollection. For we, as humans, have an obligation to live to our minds fullest potential, to set new strides for those who have lived before us, and to test and relive the dreams of what once was thought impossible."

-Brian Bruman[/quote82c93a2789]


Some pretty good stuff guys )

"life's a garden...dig it"
-Joe Dirt

"fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, ...you're cool..., and fuck you, I'm out!"
-Scarface, Half Baked

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

- Roddy Piper (They Live)

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I see but those don't match well for my yearbook TSJ. wink

What kind of comments are you looking for?

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The quotes so far I have been getting are sweet )

"You shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive."
-Van Wilder

i lunrned s0 muchh inn skool; 6 + 2=12. i lerned grammeer. eye lerned fig newtons laws of family matterz, and i learned that we live in the usser

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AWESOME ;)

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


Wherever you go, go with all your heart. ~Confucius


What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. ~Les Brown


Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same. ~Flavia Weedn, Forever, © Flavia.com


Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars. ~Richard Halliburton


There is a good reason they call these ceremonies "commencement exercises." Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning. ~Orrin Hatch


Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable. ~Wendy Wasserstein


To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting. ~e.e. cummings, 1955


Put your future in good hands - your own. ~Author Unknown


If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. ~Milton Berle


Memory is a way of holding onto the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose. ~From the television show The Wonder Years


When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you've got plenty to watch. ~Author unknown, from a television commercial


Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while you could miss it. ~From the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off


God gave us memories that we might have roses in December. ~J.M. Barrie, Courage, 1922


How did it get so late so soon?
It's night before it's afternoon.
December is here before it's June.
My goodness how the time has flewn.
How did it get so late so soon?
~Dr. Seuss


We do not remember days; we remember moments. ~Cesare Pavese, The Burning Brand


Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. ~John Lennon


The world needs dreamers and the world needs doers. But above all, the world needs dreamers who do. ~Sarah Ban Breathnach, Simple Abundance A Daybook of Comfort and Joy, 1996


Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. ~Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book


What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God. ~Eleanor Powell


Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. ~Seneca


Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things. ~Author Unknown


I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. ~Mark Twain


There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship. ~Author Unknown


It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days. ~Isabel Waxman


A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked. ~Author Unknown


Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. ~David Frost


Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. ~James Dean


Time goes, you say? Ah no!
Alas, Time stays, we go.
~Henry Austin Dobson


Friends are kisses blown to us by angels. ~Author Unknown


Friends are relatives you make for yourself. ~Eustache Deschamps


The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. ~Elisabeth Foley


Don't let anyone steal your dream. It's your dream, not theirs. ~Dan Zadra


If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you. ~Author Unknown


As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. ~Author Unknown


The language of friendship is not words but meanings. ~Henry David Thoreau


It takes a long time to grow an old friend. ~John Leonard


It doesn't make much difference what you study, as long as you don't like it. ~Finley Peter Dunne


We have been friends together
In sunshine and in shade.
~Caroline Sheridan Norton


Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. ~Theodore Roosevelt


The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. ~Nelson Henderson


May the sun shine, all day long,
everything go right, and nothing wrong.
May those you love bring love back to you,
and may all the wishes you wish come true!
~Irish Blessing


Success To laugh often and much, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children, to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded! ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't argue with a moron, they will take you down to their level and beat you with experience.

"it's not that i'm lazy, it's that I just don't care..."
Office Space

muhammad ali

-The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.

-Superman don't need no seat belt.

-Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.

I got hit by a bus last night, ten people on that bus died

[ibec3bde4a4]First Citizen[/ibec3bde4a4]
Peace, Ho!
Julius Caeser Act 3, Scene 2

"This is your life, good to the last drop." - Fight Club

"I'm kind of a big deal."
-Anchorman

Totally mine, woot.

"I have an apartment that smells of rich mahogany, and I have many leatherbound books"

"For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three"

--- maddox

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