LOL - TheySayJump.... You've got some ESPLAINING TO DO!!!

cwncool

30-08-2006 18:28:39

D D D
http//www.anything4free.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=64862&st=40&p=469061&#entry469061

x I WANT AN EXPLINATION NOW MISTER!!! D D

TryinToGetPaid

30-08-2006 18:29:39

He was under the influence.

DIABLO

30-08-2006 18:32:44

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VrExe

30-08-2006 18:33:57

I think he should be charged for P.U.I.

dmorris68

30-08-2006 18:36:18

He was just sucking up to try to get modister (! see, I do read A4F sometimes) status.

Since we came back online, however, through the judicious use of bamboo shoots under the fingernails and other various and sundry influences, he has fully recovered and is once again brainwas.. er, I mean, convinced that he's in the right place. ;)

Rampage575

30-08-2006 18:44:42

whens jump coming back to his true love

YourGiftsFree

30-08-2006 18:49:01

See, jump was the real one who asked how to become a modister.

theysayjump

30-08-2006 19:23:31

I've never told a lie since I was 17.

x323smostwantedx

30-08-2006 19:24:47

[quotebd66342d8b="theysayjump"]I've never told a lie since I was 17.[/quotebd66342d8b]
shock

justinag06

30-08-2006 19:26:36

[quote0fffaab17d="x323smostwantedx"][quote0fffaab17d="theysayjump"]I've never told a lie since I was 17.[/quote0fffaab17d]
shock[/quote0fffaab17d]

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Blink182=Gone

30-08-2006 19:27:40

[quote411305541e="theysayjump"]I've never told a lie since I was 17.[/quote411305541e]

(in his mind, he still thinks he's 17) P

theysayjump

30-08-2006 19:31:35

Also, I'm not sure I'm familiar with "esplaining".

TryinToGetPaid

30-08-2006 19:32:23

Never seen I love lucy then have yas?

Gooogler

30-08-2006 19:32:26

[quotea19d524e1b="theysayjump"]I've never told a lie since I was 17.[/quotea19d524e1b]

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[quotea19d524e1b="theysayjump"]Me "I can't get $50 because the machine takes a fee, there won't be enough afterwards."
Her "$40."

I knew full-well that I would have enough after the fee to give her $50 but the retard bought it anyway. So I put the card back in, enter the PIN, type in $40.00 and wait. [/quotea19d524e1b]

TryinToGetPaid

30-08-2006 19:32:49

OWNED!

theysayjump

30-08-2006 19:34:43

[quote4ef8e0054b="Gooogler"][quote4ef8e0054b="theysayjump"]I've never told a lie since I was 17.[/quote4ef8e0054b]

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[quote4ef8e0054b="theysayjump"]Me "I can't get $50 because the machine takes a fee, there won't be enough afterwards."
Her "$40."

I knew full-well that I would have enough after the fee to give her $50 but the retard bought it anyway. So I put the card back in, enter the PIN, type in $40.00 and wait. [/quote4ef8e0054b][/quote4ef8e0054b]

Your point?

Can you guess how old I was when that happened?

TryinToGetPaid

30-08-2006 19:35:17

Not 17.

Gooogler

30-08-2006 19:35:28

At least 24, maybe 25.

YourGiftsFree

30-08-2006 19:35:56

[quote6ea8007a3e="TryinToGetPaid"]Not 17.[/quote6ea8007a3e]

Your absolutly right. He was 16, I'd know I was the lady... err, nevermind.

theysayjump

30-08-2006 19:36:57

Just because my profile says I'm 25 doesn't make it so. shrug

Rampage575

30-08-2006 19:39:21

jump, where u been lately?

Gooogler

30-08-2006 19:41:10

[quote7a5fcfb2ee="theysayjump"]Just because my profile says I'm 25 doesn't make it so. shrug[/quote7a5fcfb2ee]

I give up on the rhetorical (for lack of a better word) questions. I say you lied. ;)

MyungChunHa

30-08-2006 19:41:51

[quote9958c1be2e="Rampage575"]jump, where u been lately?[/quote9958c1be2e]
He hasn't been around because he hates FiPG, didn't you read the thread? roll

theysayjump

30-08-2006 19:42:05

[quotefc42d98806="Rampage575"]jump, where u been lately?[/quotefc42d98806]

Thinkin', Workin', Sleepin'. shrug

Rampage575

30-08-2006 19:44:38

[quotef56dd60a3b="MyungChunHa"][quotef56dd60a3b="Rampage575"]jump, where u been lately?[/quotef56dd60a3b]
He hasn't been around because he hates FiPG, didn't you read the thread? roll[/quotef56dd60a3b]

yeah, i dont buy it 8)

OldManWrigley

30-08-2006 19:45:38

Doesn't He Seem Like He's Not Amused/In A Bad Mood? (

WHERE'S THE HAPPY JUMP WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE (

TryinToGetPaid

30-08-2006 19:45:54

[quoteaaab9b7038="theysayjump"]I've never told a lie since I was 17.[/quoteaaab9b7038]

[quoteaaab9b7038="theysayjump"]Just because my profile says I'm 25 doesn't make it so. shrug[/quoteaaab9b7038]

Umm, unless you are 17 now, I would say you lied.

theysayjump

30-08-2006 19:48:08

[quoted9ff68b8d7="Gooogler"][quoted9ff68b8d7="theysayjump"]Just because my profile says I'm 25 doesn't make it so. shrug[/quoted9ff68b8d7]

I give up on the rhetorical (for lack of a better word) questions. I say you lied. ;)[/quoted9ff68b8d7]

Rhetorical questions would imply that you're looking for a reaction as opposed to an answer. I think I delivered on both (two for $5 deal).

Gooogler

30-08-2006 19:48:44

[quote57d691419b="theysayjump"][quote57d691419b="Gooogler"][quote57d691419b="theysayjump"]Just because my profile says I'm 25 doesn't make it so. shrug[/quote57d691419b]

I give up on the rhetorical (for lack of a better word) questions. I say you lied. ;)[/quote57d691419b]

Rhetorical questions would imply that you're looking for a reaction as opposed to an answer. I think I delivered on both (two for $5 deal).[/quote57d691419b]

Wow, I just got a great deal and didn't even notice shock Thanks Jump!

theysayjump

30-08-2006 19:50:23

[quotefe737f923a="TryinToGetPaid"][quotefe737f923a="theysayjump"]I've never told a lie since I was 17.[/quotefe737f923a]

[quotefe737f923a="theysayjump"]Just because my profile says I'm 25 doesn't make it so. shrug[/quotefe737f923a]

Umm, unless you are 17 now, I would say you lied.[/quotefe737f923a]

It's actually laziness on my part. I just haven't changed my profile yet. Plus, it makes me seem more mature.

OldManWrigley

30-08-2006 19:53:32

No way you're 17. Don't try that

theysayjump

30-08-2006 19:55:39

[quote050b9b4ceb="OldManWrigley"]No way you're 17. Don't try that[/quote050b9b4ceb]

Why not?

J4320

30-08-2006 19:56:26

Jump's 17 years old with a wife. P

Gooogler

30-08-2006 19:58:05

... Who is 26

theysayjump

30-08-2006 20:00:45

Who's to say I have a wife? Who's to say I'm Scottish? Who's to say that everything I've claimed to be or claimed to do is not just an elaborate prank?

Nobody has spoken to me on the phone, nobody knows anything about me personally or knows any of my family members so there's no real way for any of you to know whether I am who I say I am, or not.

Daggoth

30-08-2006 20:03:13

I am your stalker, I know everything.

TryinToGetPaid

30-08-2006 20:03:22

Very true. He could be a Iraqi Terrorist...or a Child Molester. But why would you lie?

OldManWrigley

30-08-2006 20:03:48

True, good point. For all we know you could be a 53 year old Russian or a 16 year old korean.

Gooogler

30-08-2006 20:05:03

Lets not forget an 8 year old black boy.

Daggoth

30-08-2006 20:05:38

[quoted0244cd0e3="Daggoth"]I am your stalker, I know everything.[/quoted0244cd0e3]

Jams44

30-08-2006 20:10:31

[quote19a4a9a153="Daggoth"][quote19a4a9a153="Daggoth"]I am your stalker, I know everything.[/quote19a4a9a153][/quote19a4a9a153]

You too?

Daggoth

30-08-2006 20:14:00

[quote86e0cb513d="Jams44"][quote86e0cb513d="Daggoth"][quote86e0cb513d="Daggoth"]I am your stalker, I know everything.[/quote86e0cb513d][/quote86e0cb513d]

You too?[/quote86e0cb513d]

Of course, what is better than stalking TSJ?

TryinToGetPaid

30-08-2006 20:24:08

Apples

Gooogler

30-08-2006 20:41:25

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I blocked that thing, it makes me feel like there are adds on this site. Although I [i96a0aac7ba]do[/i96a0aac7ba] see the humor in it wink

cwncool

30-08-2006 21:13:26

[quote023c052a5c="theysayjump"]Also, I'm not sure I'm familiar with "esplaining".[/quote023c052a5c]
lol lol lol

and

[quote023c052a5c="theysayjump"]Who's to say I have a wife? Who's to say I'm Scottish? Who's to say that everything I've claimed to be or claimed to do is not just an elaborate prank?

Nobody has spoken to me on the phone, nobody knows anything about me personally or knows any of my family members so there's no real way for any of you to know whether I am who I say I am, or not.[/quote023c052a5c]
seriously guys. just because someone [i023c052a5c]says[/i023c052a5c] they are someone doesn't mean they are. although, i don't know if that's the case here D lol

Tholek

30-08-2006 23:29:10

[quote383c2203a1="theysayjump"]Who's to say I have a wife? Who's to say I'm Scottish? Who's to say that everything I've claimed to be or claimed to do is not just an elaborate prank?

Nobody has spoken to me on the phone, nobody knows anything about me personally or knows any of my family members so there's no real way for any of you to know whether I am who I say I am, or not.[/quote383c2203a1]

Oh...my...god.....he's been wood the whole time. shock

That's it. When the day comes that you can't trust a Scot, then that's it. I'm boarding up the door, and only eating canned food.

Trust no one. No one is what they seem....

;)

samz465

31-08-2006 03:42:24

[quote918fc4364e="TryinToGetPaid"][quote918fc4364e="theysayjump"]I've never told a lie since I was 17.[/quote918fc4364e]

[quote918fc4364e="theysayjump"]Just because my profile says I'm 25 doesn't make it so. shrug[/quote918fc4364e]

Umm, unless you are 17 now, I would say you lied.[/quote918fc4364e]

So infact you did lie,

B/c You lied about your age hahah.

jadem

31-08-2006 04:10:02

[quote31e53a75fd="cwncool"][quote31e53a75fd="theysayjump"]Also, I'm not sure I'm familiar with "esplaining".[/quote31e53a75fd]
lol lol lol

and

[quote31e53a75fd="theysayjump"]Who's to say I have a wife? Who's to say I'm Scottish? Who's to say that everything I've claimed to be or claimed to do is not just an elaborate prank?

Nobody has spoken to me on the phone, nobody knows anything about me personally or knows any of my family members so there's no real way for any of you to know whether I am who I say I am, or not.[/quote31e53a75fd]
seriously guys. just because someone [i31e53a75fd]says[/i31e53a75fd] they are someone doesn't mean they are. although, i don't know if that's the case here D lol[/quote31e53a75fd]

Exactly...whose to say I really DO have ass pants? Whose to say I'm really getting married...And whose to say that New Orleans, LA is really a chocolate city?

johnjimjones

31-08-2006 06:24:43

I'm thinking only the chocolate city is true.

EatChex89

31-08-2006 08:56:19

i'm really 17.

johnjimjones

31-08-2006 08:57:16

We already knew that from the sound of your podcasts.

EatChex89

31-08-2006 08:59:19

[quotef2c65397b4="johnjimjones"]We already knew that from the sound of your podcasts.[/quotef2c65397b4]

oh yeah..