Watch What You Say

A women was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. She was unhappy with the women's type she had been using. After browsing for several minutes, she was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help her. Without thinking, she looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls".


While in line at the bank one afternoon, a womens toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. The women was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. She told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To the womens horror, she looked her in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. The women mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with her daughter in tow. The last thing she heard when the door closed behind her, were screams of laughter.

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[quoteaf2e19b357="unknown uchiha"]Um... right. But this is a much better "Watch What you Say"

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Nokia "Spy Phone" Retail- $1799 (The phone actually exists)[/quoteaf2e19b357]

that's pretty cool, I called 911 once from my cell phone and after the call I noticed my phone was in emergency mode, where the phone went silent, I could answer any call by pressing any button, and press talk to auto call 911.