FastCabbage open!!! what do YOU want?

FastCabbage

10-08-2006 00:43:09

FastCabbage wants to know exactly what YOU want; as in, how many offers are you willing to do or referrals, and how much do you want for it.
Currently we have two ideas.

1. complete 4 offers, refer 2 people, earn $300 paypal
or...
2. complete 5 offers, refer 1 person, earn $300 paypal

Please let us know what you think, and tell us all of your suggestions!

EatChex89

10-08-2006 00:44:21

I want 3 heads of cabbage. fast please.

J4320

10-08-2006 00:45:06

I'll take 4. Thanks.

Gooogler

10-08-2006 00:45:22

I'll take 5. Thanks.

EatChex89

10-08-2006 00:45:57

[quote258af23d05="Gooogler"]I'll take 5. Thanks.[/quote258af23d05]

I'll put 2 more in the pot. Beat that!

lisniffli what's that? cooked cabbage I'm smelling?

Gooogler

10-08-2006 00:46:23

Ill see your 2 and raise you 4[/size9bda704f7b]!

FastCabbage

10-08-2006 00:46:48

Haha, how about if you do 2 offers and 1 referral you get 3 heads of cabbage...

no but seriously, what do you guys want in a free site

EatChex89

10-08-2006 00:46:55

[quote5d57782ca7="Gooogler"]Ill see your 2 and raise you 4![/quote5d57782ca7]

/me looks at cards..

"meh, I'll raise you 2 more"

[quote5d57782ca7="FastCabbage"]Haha, how about if you do 2 offers and 1 referral you get 3 heads of cabbage...

no but seriously, [b5d57782ca7]what do you guys want in a free site[/b5d57782ca7][/quote5d57782ca7]

not fast cabbage..

i like mine over easy cooked slow and cooked rare please.

syriandoode

10-08-2006 00:47:06

I want a piece of that

Gooogler

10-08-2006 00:47:59

[quote0b40003f53="EatChex89"][quote0b40003f53="Gooogler"]Ill see your 2 and raise you 4![/quote0b40003f53]

/me looks at cards..

"meh, I'll raise you 2 more"[/quote0b40003f53]

I'll see your 2 and that's as high as I'm going. You wanna raise me or should we show our cards?

EatChex89

10-08-2006 00:48:45

[quotef5406bf3c1="Gooogler"][quotef5406bf3c1="EatChex89"][quotef5406bf3c1="Gooogler"]Ill see your 2 and raise you 4![/quotef5406bf3c1]

/me looks at cards..

"meh, I'll raise you 2 more"[/quotef5406bf3c1]

I'll see your 2 and that's as high as I'm going. You wanna raise me or should we show our cards?[/quotef5406bf3c1]

/me shows hand..

"I've got a royal flush! give me the cabbage"

h3x

10-08-2006 00:50:01

Forget the cabbage... I'll take 2 nugs instead.

J4320

10-08-2006 00:50:20

http//www.riversidemarket.org.uk/images/cabbages-nov.jpg[" alt=""/img057a59f95e]

EatChex89

10-08-2006 00:50:47

[quote8e881d2582="J4320"]

http//www.riversidemarket.org.uk/images/cabbages-nov.jpg[" alt=""/img8e881d2582][/quote8e881d2582]

OMFG I LOLed!

FastCabbage

10-08-2006 00:50:51

haha okay okay guys, if you really want cabbages that bad, we'll make that one of the prizes.

but other than that, what are you guys interested in doing?

1. complete 4 offers, refer 2 people, earn $300 paypal
or...
2. complete 5 offers, refer 1 person, earn $300 paypal

Gooogler

10-08-2006 00:51:27

[quote094ba912b9="EatChex89"][quote094ba912b9="Gooogler"][quote094ba912b9="EatChex89"][quote094ba912b9="Gooogler"]Ill see your 2 and raise you 4![/quote094ba912b9]

/me looks at cards..

"meh, I'll raise you 2 more"[/quote094ba912b9]

I'll see your 2 and that's as high as I'm going. You wanna raise me or should we show our cards?[/quote094ba912b9]

/me shows hand..

"I've got a royal flush! give me the cabbage"[/quote094ba912b9]

Damn! Alright, my people will bring it to you post haste. You good for another game?

http//www.alaska.com/ips_rich_content/178-big-cabbage.jpg[" alt=""/img094ba912b9]

EatChex89

10-08-2006 00:52:06

[quote41d0a2ee16="FastCabbage"]haha okay okay guys, if you really want cabbages that bad, we'll make that one of the prizes.

but other than that, [b41d0a2ee16]what are you guys interested in doing[/b41d0a2ee16]?

1. complete 4 offers, refer 2 people, earn $300 paypal
or...
2. complete 5 offers, refer 1 person, earn $300 paypal[/quote41d0a2ee16]

what say you folks? what are YOU interested in doing?

http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/a5647e209cb9e409312b460e38c24676.gif[" alt=""/img41d0a2ee16]

(btw cabbage man, you posted this thread late at night P)

J4320

10-08-2006 00:53:00

ur mom lol hahahahahahaha

Gooogler

10-08-2006 00:53:49

I would do this if it was legit, and you send me 2 fresh heads of cabbage.

syriandoode

10-08-2006 00:53:59

you just totally deflated any and all cabbage-related tension in this thread with your mom post...

LOSER

p.s.

WOOT 1000th POST!

Gooogler

10-08-2006 00:54:37

[quote36ec06013a="syriandoode"]you just totally deflated any and all cabbage-related tension in this thread with your mom post...

LOSER[/quote36ec06013a]

You maek no sence!

J4320

10-08-2006 00:56:05

[quotece2b14a949="syriandoode"]you just totally deflated any and all cabbage-related tension in this thread with your mom post...

LOSER

p.s.

WOOT 1000th POST![/quotece2b14a949]

Oh sorry. This should balance it out -

http//www.phys.ufl.edu/~zhuwm/photo/cabbage.jpg[" alt=""/imgce2b14a949]

FastCabbage

10-08-2006 00:56:28

dude i agree with him, the mom joke...uncalled for. stick to cabbages. that's wat fastcabbage is all about...right?

Gooogler

10-08-2006 00:56:58

^ Thats how my 2 cabbage heads should look ok? Can you do that for me FastCabbage?

syriandoode

10-08-2006 00:57:58

lol googler your sig looks like cabbage!

Gooogler

10-08-2006 00:58:38

This is my horse

http//www.mhranch.com/MARES/MHRs%20Cabbage%20Patch%20Kid.jpg[" alt=""/img21ad89de15]

FastCabbage

10-08-2006 00:58:49

so seriously tho, nyone gonna help us out? we need to no wat u guys want since u guys r the kinda guys that do this. we'll just make the site so we can get it out. we have offer rates and everything set if u wanna discuss wat's reasonably possible.

J4320

10-08-2006 00:59:28

http//www.minonktalk.com/bigcabbage.jpg[" alt=""/imgcdd8a8de23]

OMG MY CABBAGE SHIPPED ALREADY! That's Chex's mom holding it for me.

Gooogler

10-08-2006 01:00:30

No way! That's awesome, lnkplzthx.

EatChex89

10-08-2006 01:00:40

[quote489278fa90="J4320"]

http//www.minonktalk.com/bigcabbage.jpg[" alt=""/img489278fa90]

OMG MY CABBAGE SHIPPED ALREADY! That's Chex's mom holding it for me.[/quote489278fa90]

that's priceless. i laughed so hard when i saw that!

FastCabbage

10-08-2006 01:01:15

ok!!!!!!!!!!!! best cabbage picture gets their cabbage picture put on our home page! haha.

J4320

10-08-2006 01:02:10

Who's winning so far?

EatChex89

10-08-2006 01:02:38

[quote460b433d43="J4320"]Who's winning so far?[/quote460b433d43]

my mom with the cabbage head

Gooogler

10-08-2006 01:03:23

Me fagtard.

[quote476cdaac63]I would do this if it was legit[/quote476cdaac63]

FastCabbage

10-08-2006 01:03:36

no no, we need a FAAASSSST cabbage. not some chick holding a cabbage, cuz i can get ur mom to do that nytime.

Gooogler

10-08-2006 01:04:44

FEED ME CABBAGE![/size801e40da02]

http//www.user.fast.net/~kittenz/218chemo2.jpg[" alt=""/img801e40da02]

EatChex89

10-08-2006 01:04:52

[quotedc06718604="FastCabbage"]no no, we need a FAAASSSST cabbage. not some chick holding a cabbage, cuz i can get ur mom to do that nytime.[/quotedc06718604]

meh. you just killed it.

http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/7b9949dadb917f2166652cef5ccc8044.gif[" alt=""/imgdc06718604]

lol

Gooogler

10-08-2006 01:05:44

[quote0bc34d6ab2="EatChex89"][quote0bc34d6ab2="FastCabbage"]no no, we need a FAAASSSST cabbage. not some chick holding a cabbage, cuz i can get ur mom to do that nytime.[/quote0bc34d6ab2]

meh. you just killed it.

http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/7b9949dadb917f2166652cef5ccc8044.gif[" alt=""/img0bc34d6ab2]

lol[/quote0bc34d6ab2]

Yeah! Get out of our thread.

FastCabbage

10-08-2006 01:06:39

alrite guys for realz now tho, help me out real quick. wat do u want in a site

J4320

10-08-2006 01:07:54

I want a site that lets you do the site over and over and get surplus amounts of cabbage.

Gooogler

10-08-2006 01:08:00

Your deals look good, but you need to be proven legit. So how about I get 4 offers free for piloting the site.

syriandoode

10-08-2006 01:09:19

heres an idea

1-ref= rotten cabbage

3 refs= healthy cabbage

5 refs= CABBAGE PATCH!

J4320

10-08-2006 01:09:38

DAMN!

Everyone's getting their cabbage!

http//www.animal.ufl.edu/iga/Picture%20of%20Meetings/2000-2001/Meeting%205/Bernhard,%20Heidi%20and%20the%20big%20red%20cabbage.jpg[" alt=""/img515bc36962]

I want to do the site again. (

Gooogler

10-08-2006 01:09:51

http//i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/micketymoc/shizzle2.jpg[" alt=""/imgedabd02a7f]

Looks like she got her cabbage!

syriandoode

10-08-2006 01:11:44

http//www.breaktaker.com/albums/pictures/people/HeadOfLettuce.jpg[" alt=""/img7afad8b619]

cabbage junkie!

FastCabbage

10-08-2006 01:12:00

alrite playas, i'm out, i'll make a new thread tomorrow cuz i actually gotta no watcha guys want. peace.

J4320

10-08-2006 01:12:38

I found your naked cabbage inspector. Is he FDA approved?

http//www.carloszapataautomata.com/webphotos/video-green-cabbage.gif[" alt=""/imgd5e45ce8e7]

Gooogler

10-08-2006 01:12:48

http//content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/6/66/Wild_elephant_feces_on_a_road.jpg[" alt=""/img754e05de29]

This was on my driveway this morning.

justinag06

10-08-2006 01:22:00

FAST!

I can get mass surplus of cabbage from any site, but switfness is the key.

Now send my cabbage post haste!

http/" alt=""/img81.imageshack.us/img="81/3144/ultimate20cabbage203ra1.jpg[" alt=""/img3f55fbcc63]

hurry up i'm almost out

BTW gooogler is that a cabbage themed Sig you have in honor of fastcabbages opening?

... I thought so

Gooogler

10-08-2006 01:50:14

Hurry up fastcabbage! Get this man some cabbage! [/size7239bbaad7]

Btw Yes, this cabbage themed sig [i7239bbaad7]is[/i7239bbaad7] in honor of the fastcabbage opening!

theysayjump

10-08-2006 02:53:32

lol

This cabbage train got derailed big time.

Srsly tho guyz wochoo wnt in a freebz sight?

JUNIOR6886

10-08-2006 05:44:48

"how aboot a freebie sight that actually offers a fair offer/gift ratio"

neither of the options you have presented are good. Nuitech gives 300
bucks for 6 offers and no refferals. Sometimes even 500....
Ideal has given as much as $2000 for 6 offers + 1 refferal. Im not saying
a company thats barely off the ground ago should be able to match the industry giants but you gotta be more reasonable

hairyferry

10-08-2006 05:48:27

[quote0d42d4af46="FastCabbage"]alrite playas, i'm out, i'll make a new thread tomorrow cuz i actually gotta no watcha guys want. peace.[/quote0d42d4af46]

How bout an owner that can spell better than a cabbage.

FastCabbage

10-08-2006 07:09:15

Junior6886,
do you have a link to this NuiTech? because you also have to consider what kind of offers you need to do in order to get the 300, 500, or even 2000.
This is not a matter fastcabbage not being able to match an 'industry giant'. We have looked in to how much these merchants are paying, and if cortiban pays us $35 for every lead, then we obviously cannot break even by giving $300 for 6 refs.

so i guess my question now is...
what kind of offers are you guyz willing to do?

justinag06

10-08-2006 07:21:00

well

yourfreevideocabbage.com

cabbage4you.com

thiscabbageisfree.com

and

freecabbagez.com

all have better offer to gift ratios also

seriously though I like your style, offer a little humor up, served raw right beside a steaming plate of fresh cabbage sent directly to my door overnight fed-ex. I love to laugh while eating it, delish!

ffactoryxx

10-08-2006 08:32:51

Of course Nuitech and Yfdirect and Ideal can payout tons of money. They are all multimillion $$ companies that have the assets to throw around plus are advertised worldwide meaning they generate profits at an insane rate

The Cabbage Killer FTW

http//americandigest.org/mt-archives/cabbage.jpg[" alt=""/img1a44c2c9c3]

cwncool

10-08-2006 08:44:21

no offfence, but if you have had much experience with other freebie sites, you will know what's being offered and what's wanted. i'm just saying...

Gooogler

10-08-2006 08:49:17

We pwned this thread

http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/db07989e460d931d93843d0dd44f81e2.gif[" alt=""/img515f4ec297]

EatChex89

10-08-2006 09:18:55

[quotec1178b1041="Gooogler"]We pwned this thread

http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/db07989e460d931d93843d0dd44f81e2.gif[" alt=""/imgc1178b1041][/quotec1178b1041]

i started it. i'll take the credit. kthx.

Gooogler

10-08-2006 09:19:23

I finished it I'll take credit. Kthx.

ffactoryxx

10-08-2006 09:22:54

And I kill you both, steal your credits and use them to buy ice cream

justinag06

10-08-2006 09:25:15

Guys with a free site based entirely on the concept of cabbage it was bound to happen no matter who started or finished it.

We will all bask in the credit together, and await while the fast cabbage owner realizes that maybe an incentive site named fastcabbage stapled with pictures of cabbage all over it, isn't going to pull users off the net like he might have hoped.

seriously though it's hard enough convincing someone what the hell is going on with one of these sites, but the whole cabbage theme has to make it like 100 times harder.

tylerc

10-08-2006 11:35:30

I refuse to do a site where the owner says "for realz".

justinag06

10-08-2006 11:40:01

alite playa, ur lose iz my gane

benner410

10-08-2006 11:45:07

Can I order a midget prostitute?

Tholek

10-08-2006 11:52:26

I wouldn't even think of doing this site unless it had a lapcabbage.

YourGiftsFree

11-08-2006 22:23:02

[quote47e229c658="tylerc"]I refuse to do a site where the owner says "for realz".[/quote47e229c658]

for realz? ;) lol

[quote47e229c658="tylerc's sig"]Working on
Giftcard.YGF-4/13, 3pending---paying $24 for instant green![/quote47e229c658]

Tsmith10803

12-08-2006 00:26:32

[quote01e43a9aa4="YourGiftsFree"][quote01e43a9aa4="tylerc"]I refuse to do a site where the owner says "for realz".[/quote01e43a9aa4]

for realz? ;) lol

[quote01e43a9aa4="tylerc's sig"]Working on
Giftcard.YGF-4/13, 3pending---paying $24 for instant green![/quote01e43a9aa4][/quote01e43a9aa4]

Owned....

schf0ol3d

12-08-2006 00:40:13

http/" alt=""/img8.picsplace.to/img="8/20/Laughing.gif[" alt=""/imgba6644bfe1]

unknown uchiha

12-08-2006 00:44:01

Here's my testimonial

I signed up for 50.Fastcabbage excidetly. Who couldn't, seeing how you get $50 for just THREE REFERRALS compared to the TEN that those other Non-CC sites were offering? This was GOD! In cabbage form! There was a blazingly fast signup page Email. First name. Last name not required. Password. Submit! Man, this was as easy as writing your name down on a first-grade essay.

I thought I was ready to make BANK, but then I clicked on the offers page and it all went downhill from the first offer I saw iDISH! DENTAL PLANS! FINAL SMOKE! VIDEO PROFESSOR! COMCAST! CORTIBAN! PURE HEALTH HOODIA! BIDZ! COLUMBIA HOUSE! ZOETA! 80's GOLD! NETFLIX! CELLADERM (ALL THREE)! XHOBATOL! SHOPDANI! BMG! HYDRODERM! SPANISH PSYCHICS 4 FREE (WTF?!)! DETECTIVE SHERLOCK! MASTERCARD! PC BUZZ PRO! SEATTLE COFFEE! PET SUPPLEMENT (Excuse me, I meant EXCLUSIVE Pet Supplement)!, $1 PSYCHICS! THOMPSON CIGARS! THE U COLLEGE TOUR DVDS! MAGAZINE BURST! GOVERNMENT SEARCH ASSISTANT! VETBALANCE! CONSUMER CREDIT REPORT!

Oh, I think I listed all the offers. Was this site playing a cruel joke? Other sites offer $40-$60 for ONE or TWO referrals doing these kinds of offers!

Disgusted, I exited the site. I guess I may never receive my free cabbage along with my $50.

[b2ee35480bd]Conclusion The only thing that could make this site worse is if some of the offers were 1/2 credit. Avoid at all costs. The cabbage is not worth it.[/b2ee35480bd]

Edited for grammar fixing on the conclusion.

kylej608

12-08-2006 01:51:29

i think number 2 would be best, 5 offers 1 ref

egyptianruin

12-08-2006 02:20:16

Halt! The Cabbage Police say you are going to fast!

http//images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006IGNR.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg[" alt=""/imgbe2980ff5c]

Connor

13-08-2006 21:37:07

Come on guys can we be a little considerate? In all honestly, what I would really love in a new freesite is some corned beef with my cabbage. Can you do that?

syriandoode

13-08-2006 21:39:40

think about how that would sound though...

fastbeef.com?

Gooogler

27-08-2006 16:00:47

I WANT THIS THREAD TO LIVE ON!

Killer722

27-08-2006 16:20:27

I'll do your fast cabbage but you have to pay first. TR rules apply.

DIABLO

27-08-2006 16:59:02

...

That's like less than $20 per referral... bad site...

JUNIOR6886

27-08-2006 17:23:27

http//media2.ugoto.com/pictures/another-ugly-facial-expression-eb3.jpg[" alt=""/img0d6ff3c335]

He got his cabbage as well.... lol

Gooogler

29-08-2006 20:50:39

Holy crap, he looks excited!

kidd2108

29-08-2006 20:52:39

wtf. thats nasty. I wont be able to sleep 2nite. (

cwncool

29-08-2006 20:57:11

lol. i know this site had a somewhat, ill-chosen name, but the use of all the thread crapping was kind of harsh. the site could've been legit too...

Bill

29-08-2006 21:11:15

[quoteb0aeb863de="cwncool"]lol. i know this site had a somewhat, ill-chosen name, but the use of all the thread crapping was kind of harsh. the site could've been legit too...[/quoteb0aeb863de]

I agree, the name is all wrong. Something better like QuickTurnips or SpeedyArtichoke would have gotten more serious answers IMO.

Gooogler

29-08-2006 21:27:27

If this guy wants business he needs better rates than 3 refs for $50.

Akademikz

30-08-2006 14:34:18

This site is a joke.
This owner is a joke.
Lock this thread, perhaps? And tell this kid to jump off something high.

justinag06

30-08-2006 14:37:50

^^^^^
Looks like he didn't get his cabbage

http/" alt=""/img179.imageshack.us/img="179/338/5cpsadclownok7.jpg[" alt=""/img15e4bead85]

justinag06

09-01-2007 21:21:39

she got her cabbage so fast that she had to dry it off before she could eat it.

http/" alt=""/img462.imageshack.us/img="462/2272/1027651164f8da533d7bvd6.jpg[" alt=""/img4a159ddcac]

burritopunk

09-01-2007 21:24:33

hahaha, i don't even think that makes sense!

J4320

09-01-2007 21:25:49

I LOVE this thread.

http//www.columbianvoodoo.com/gallery/Ucabbages.jpg[" alt=""/img82f1987c40]

johnjimjones

10-01-2007 05:55:37

Quality bumpage on this thread. Still makes me laugh.

J4320

10-01-2007 07:42:19

Funny cabbage pics are getting harder and harder to find. (

Gooogler

10-01-2007 21:30:55

Good times... lol

irannaked

10-01-2007 22:38:54

http//personal.cobleskill.edu/agroclub/iotts%20cabbage.JPG[" alt=""/img3801826950]

there thinking WTF?!?!?!?!?!??!!???!?!!?!?!?!?!?

av2600

11-01-2007 20:45:51

so is this site legit?

unknown uchiha

11-01-2007 22:01:08

no lol