Funniest Newbie Moments

I was inspired to make this thread after seeing this post on the Prizebook forum.

[quote100c16cf09]Hi admin. I'm a newbie and so I was wondering if I could just use myself as a referal? I just created twelve email accounts so that I could get the xbox 360. After I activated three of them I thought that you might not allow this. If not, then how do I cancel my referrals?

Thanks [/quote100c16cf09]

Feel free to add yours.

I love that one quote where the dude said the companies get $750-1000 per offer completed. I died of laughter...

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Posted Thu Jul 13, 2006 1142 am Post subject FREEIPODS.COM - GET ALL YOUR REFERRALS IN 5 DAYS!

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Hi,
I am currently employing individuals to complete users referrals and offers for freeipods.com, to gain access to the benefits of my system i will need a one time payment of £20 / $30 and your account login details or even just your email address and your home address to get started.
Once the payment and details have been sent these details will be passed on to my staff who will either open your account, or log into your account, and complete 1 offer, usually instant offers, after this process they will be using my advertisement program, which gains an excess of 15000 clicks a day with your referral link and i am only currently advertising 17 links!
If you are interested in my program please send a payment of £20/$30 through paypal to
email==freeipodmanuk@hotmail.co.ukfreeipodmanuk@hotmail.co.uk=freeipodmanuk@hotmail.co.ukfreeipodmanuk@hotmail.co.uk/email

I am also selling my easy-to-use advertising software, all you have to do is input your link and email address into the program (statistics will be sent to your email address) and leave your internet online for only 24 hours.
If you do not see the improvements in hits to your website / referral link i will offer a refund of your payment.
I am sellign this software for £25/$35 and payments for this program can be sent to the same paypal address ( email==freeipodmanuk@hotmail.co.ukfreeipodmanuk@hotmail.co.uk=freeipodmanuk@hotmail.co.ukfreeipodmanuk@hotmail.co.uk/email )

If you are currently not signed up to paypal click the following link and sign up, it's easy & free!
https//www.paypal.com/uk/mrb/pal=URCXUYRMN83JS

Thank you for your time.
James Todd

PS. We can also use this method with other sites upon request within 7 days. Thank You
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ha ha ha ha ha

Ah I want that "easy to use software" aka you hack into my computer.

[quote30aab06b10="johnjimjones"]Ah I want that "easy to use software" aka you hack into my computer.[/quote30aab06b10]
D D ya. i have it. i also gave him my login details. lol lol

[quote051b82d6cd="Quintox"]Ok, well this is my last freebie thing, these are such a pain in the ass to do[/quote051b82d6cd]


I like this one...

[quote5cbc22f31d="johnjimjones"]I was inspired to make this thread after seeing this post on the Prizebook forum.

[quote5cbc22f31d]Hi admin. I'm a newbie and so I was wondering if I could just use myself as a referal? I just created twelve email accounts so that I could get the xbox 360. After I activated three of them I thought that you might not allow this. If not, then how do I cancel my referrals?

Thanks [/quote5cbc22f31d]

Feel free to add yours.[/quote5cbc22f31d]

I just read that a few minutes ago, and OMG I couldnt stop laughing, where do they find some of these people?

WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT, I HAVE TO ACTUALLY COMPLETE AN OFFER??? AND IT IS GOING TO COST MONEY? I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST GIVING AWAY MACBOOK PRO'S! MAN THIS IS BULLSHIT!


[quote356d18ee67]sorry if this isn't exactly on topic but i'm doing a Nuitech MacBook Pro site and i am on the final offers and the last two i need to do are either Orexis, Longevity or Miracle Burn. all three Urban Nutrition sites, so the problem you ask? well none of them have free trials to begin with so like Longevity i would have to spend 120$ to get a 3 month supply of something i definentely do not need. now i know they all have 100% money back guarantee and all that hoo-ha but i called them up today about Miracle Burn and the lady on the phone said that if i returned the product within the 30days for a refund they will remove confirmation with Nuitech so i will have no longer completed the offer. WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT I PROCLAIMED to the lady on the other end and she went on about how thats there policy and its the only way its fair to them (which i understand from a business standpoint, but when you want free shit 50$ per offer negates the whole free part....) so anyways my question to you is the lady wasn't 100% positive that they do remove credit, so i'm asking all of you has this ever happened to you? should i just do orexis or something for the one month supply for 50 bucks then do a CC to get my last credit? or have you returned a urban nutrition product for their guarantee and still gotten credit? any info helps!


THANKS![/quote356d18ee67]




LOL lol

We need a lishakes headli emoticon.

[quote523eb100ae]Oh, so actually I won't get paid until I complete an offer? That's terrible. Unfortunately I don't have a credit card or cash on my PayPal account... So sorry I won't be able to [/quote523eb100ae]

That's the whole point of freebie sites, do an offer, THEN get paid wink

[quote9984261563="Wolfeman"]I love that one quote where the dude said the companies get $750-1000 per offer completed. I died of laughter...[/quote9984261563]

[b9984261563]Found it [u9984261563]here[/u9984261563][=http//forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=38866][u9984261563]here[/u9984261563][/b9984261563]

[quote9984261563="planes"]I want the plasma and not the check. I think six months is long enough to wait for the offer. Im sorry if some of you think I am hurting others by insistin EFG live up to their obligations. I got my iPod nano in five weeks from Trainn.

Im going to go to any lengths I can to receive the plasma. You guys who took the checks are the ones who caused this problem in the first place. Do you have any idea how much money these incentive companies are making? Then to offer you 1500 less than what they promised you who took the checks. DId you question yourselves when not to long ago guys were receiving 2500 checks instead of the tv.

EFG should be flagged at this forum for not holding up their promises and backdooring us to give us less. And we should not be tricked into thinking that because the item is "free" we should expect less.

These companies are in this for the money and would not be doing it unless they were. [b9984261563] They are probably getting somewhere between 750 to 1000 per offer completion.[/b9984261563]

Then to attack me with I got mine statements makes me wonder how immature some of you must be.

Ill get my TV.[/quote9984261563]

I think that this wins...

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but at least he didn't use his ref link...

Just recently on another forum some idiot was looking for support on a site and posted all of his login infomation including his email login.

Some idiot about that Sprint Phone

[quote900f9b89e2]hey would you sell this for $90 including shipping to New Zealand?[/quote900f9b89e2]

http//forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=44419

Sorry Junior. lol

rofl that was good

[quotee7315f8bf4="johnjimjones"]Just recently on another forum some idiot was looking for support on a site and posted all of his login infomation including his email login.[/quotee7315f8bf4]

LOL!

LOL!

Did you delete your thread Junior?

It better have gone into the FiPG hall of fame

man! i missed it! what did it say?

This is somewhat similar to johnjimjones', but anyways;
When I helped someone start a site a year or so ago, we had several newbies signing up under themselves 5 times and doing offers on each account. All of which were on the same IP, they weren't even trying to hide it.