Fathers day
mikeman565
17-06-2006 11:07:46
What are you getting your dads?
KeithA
17-06-2006 11:08:57
Amazon gift certificate. I was in Cali all week without any free time or even online access, so I didn't come up with anything more thoughtful.
YourGiftsFree
17-06-2006 11:14:58
Golf clubs, he has been wanting to golf for awhile.
theysayjump
17-06-2006 11:30:08
roll
I don't believe in any of that shite. shrug
ajasax
17-06-2006 11:36:44
@TSJ is your dad an asshole or something?
As for my dad, I'm getting him sunglasses (solicited), and a DVD (unsolicited)
theysayjump
17-06-2006 11:40:29
[quote84e9e20e5c="ajasax"]@TSJ is your dad an asshole or something?
As for my dad, I'm getting him sunglasses (solicited), and a DVD (unsolicited)[/quote84e9e20e5c]
He has his moments. lol
I just don't see why there needs to be a day to be nice to your Mum or Dad or get them something, tell them you love them etc. shrug
manOFice
17-06-2006 11:41:35
i got him a card and lotto tickets
good2speed
17-06-2006 11:54:08
[quote0ed4026893="ajasax"]@TSJ is your dad an asshole or something?
As for my dad, I'm getting him sunglasses (solicited), and a DVD (unsolicited)[/quote0ed4026893]
I'm TSJ's father and he's still upset that I would never buy him anything and he had to turn to a world of prostitution and revenues from freesites to help support himself. Sorry Jump but let the player play and go get me a gift.
Even thoguh I never got you one
ilanbg
17-06-2006 11:56:16
[quotecfb655a901="theysayjump"][quotecfb655a901="ajasax"]@TSJ is your dad an asshole or something?
As for my dad, I'm getting him sunglasses (solicited), and a DVD (unsolicited)[/quotecfb655a901]
He has his moments. lol
I just don't see why there needs to be a day to be nice to your Mum or Dad or get them something, tell them you love them etc. shrug[/quotecfb655a901]
TSJ is saying that he stuck them in nursing homes as soon as he moved out and he hasn't looked back since.
tylerc
17-06-2006 12:29:36
I bought my dad pr0n.
Wolfeman
17-06-2006 12:32:22
DesperateForAss
17-06-2006 12:32:26
[quotef89e50eb35="tylerc"]I bought my dad pr0n.[/quotef89e50eb35]
Awww, son! I told you I had a big enough collection but thanks for it anyways! Nothing like lesbians with strap-ons.
i blame history
17-06-2006 12:39:23
two bags of bird seed.
seriously.
my dad is going to be 68 in august, and he spends a lot of time at home... there are a ton of birds that come to the back yard, along with a few squirrels that pretty much live there because my dad feeds them all the time. all he ever wants are peanuts and bird seed.
Wolfeman
17-06-2006 12:40:26
Whoa, your dad was old when he had you lol
tylerc
17-06-2006 12:56:22
[quote31f712440e="DesperateForAss"][quote31f712440e="tylerc"]I bought my dad pr0n.[/quote31f712440e]
Awww, son! I told you I had a big enough collection but thanks for it anyways! Nothing like lesbians with strap-ons.[/quote31f712440e]
Old member?
i blame history
17-06-2006 12:56:39
[quotec2a7c0c2b5="Wolfeman"]Whoa, your dad was old when he had you lol[/quotec2a7c0c2b5]
yeah, i am aware. i have a niece who is a year older than me... he was married a long time ago and had 4 kids who were grown/mostly grown by the time he and my mom had me. my mom wanted a kid, so he agreed. my mom would have turned 50 earlier this month...... my stepmom is 49... i think he just likes younger women, although his first wife is about his age. of course she was a cheating sack of crap, so maybe he decided to not go for someone his own age... hey, my complicated family situation makes sense now wink
bballp6699
17-06-2006 13:00:10
I see why you blame history.
Vector
17-06-2006 13:04:03
im getting my dad a book.
Wolfeman
17-06-2006 13:09:20
[quotea60e89078c="i blame history"][quotea60e89078c="Wolfeman"]Whoa, your dad was old when he had you lol[/quotea60e89078c]
yeah, i am aware. i have a niece who is a year older than me... he was married a long time ago and had 4 kids who were grown/mostly grown by the time he and my mom had me. my mom wanted a kid, so he agreed. my mom would have turned 50 earlier this month...... my stepmom is 49... i think he just likes younger women, although his first wife is about his age. of course she was a cheating sack of crap, so maybe he decided to not go for someone his own age... hey, my complicated family situation makes sense now wink[/quotea60e89078c]
Your dad is a pimp. Give him a high five )
x323smostwantedx
17-06-2006 13:24:00
Im getting my dad a TV so he can see the World Cup while he's driving at his work.
theysayjump
17-06-2006 13:25:04
[quotecaecf9fb69="x323smostwantedx"]Im getting my dad a TV so he can see the World Cup while he's driving at his work.[/quotecaecf9fb69]
That sounds like the worst thing you could buy a driver.
ilanbg
17-06-2006 13:26:04
[quotec0a6b6be40="x323smostwantedx"]Im getting my dad a TV so he can see the World Cup while he's driving at his work.[/quotec0a6b6be40]
Are you also giving him better car insurance when he gets distracted by the game and hits a telephone-post/car/tree?
x323smostwantedx
17-06-2006 13:38:44
[quote542b7e672e="theysayjump"][quote542b7e672e="x323smostwantedx"]Im getting my dad a TV so he can see the World Cup while he's driving at his work.[/quote542b7e672e]
That sounds like the worst thing you could buy a driver.[/quote542b7e672e]
Well I wrote that a little bit wrong, he drives for the USPS and he makes small trips and has a lot of breaks, so he'll watch it in his breaks.
jadem
17-06-2006 20:23:39
Two cards and a barbecue mitt
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He put it on and then proceeded to say, "Watch this.." He went into the kitchen, walked up to my mom, pinched her boob and said, "I idiot!!" roll (there's a long story behind this, but it's basically something his father told him to do when he was around 5-6 years old).
That's how my dad is after a few drinks. ;)
Wolfeman
17-06-2006 21:34:16
Your dad is great lol
JordanE
17-06-2006 21:45:22
A few cd's.
tylerc
17-06-2006 22:48:11
LOLZ O RLY
Gooogler
17-06-2006 22:48:34
Killer722
17-06-2006 22:56:25
I don't have a dad...
Well, I do, but he lives in Lebanon...
I have a stepdad, but I'm honestly waiting for the lung cancer...
Maybe I'll get him some more cigs...
[quotebac5d8978a="tylerc"]LOLZ O RLY[/quotebac5d8978a]
YA RLY
tylerc
17-06-2006 23:39:19
NO WAI!!!
theysayjump
18-06-2006 00:08:07
[quote30d706b3d9="Killer722"]I don't have a dad...
Well, I do, but he lives in Lebanon...
I have a stepdad, but I'm honestly waiting for the lung cancer...
Maybe I'll get him some more cigs...[/quote30d706b3d9]
?
Vector
18-06-2006 00:10:52
[quote139f4a96cd="theysayjump"][quote139f4a96cd="Killer722"]I don't have a dad...
Well, I do, but he lives in Lebanon...
I have a stepdad, but I'm honestly waiting for the lung cancer...
Maybe I'll get him some more cigs...[/quote139f4a96cd]
?[/quote139f4a96cd]
CIGS = LUNG CANCER
Its very elementary TSJ. I do not understand why this is stumping you.
[quote2bedd79501="Vector"][quote2bedd79501="theysayjump"][quote2bedd79501="Killer722"]I don't have a dad...
Well, I do, but he lives in Lebanon...
I have a stepdad, but I'm honestly waiting for the lung cancer...
Maybe I'll get him some more cigs...[/quote2bedd79501]
?[/quote2bedd79501]
CIGS = LUNG CANCER
Its very elementary TSJ. I do not understand why this is stumping you.[/quote2bedd79501]
He's not used to the potency of all that Alaskan pot I sent him.
ghondi
18-06-2006 09:12:02
I'm getting my 'father' soap on a roap.
If you can't guess why, your retarded.
Note He wrote me like 6 times in the past yr and I have yet to write once back....wasn't there when I was a kid....now 19...its too late to make shit up...lol...accept I used to spend time with hm when he bought me expensive shit...or gave me a few hundred....lol I enjoy being an asshole.
Admin
18-06-2006 10:14:42
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theysayjump
18-06-2006 18:40:35
[quoteda38966264="Vector"][quoteda38966264="theysayjump"][quoteda38966264="Killer722"]I don't have a dad...
Well, I do, but he lives in Lebanon...
I have a stepdad, but I'm honestly waiting for the lung cancer...
Maybe I'll get him some more cigs...[/quoteda38966264]
?[/quoteda38966264]
CIGS = LUNG CANCER
Its very elementary TSJ. I do not understand why this is stumping you.[/quoteda38966264]
No I understand what cigs are and theyir affect on the human body but the way I took his statement was that he dislikes his step-father and was hoping that he gets lung cancer and that he'd buy him more cigs to speed the process up a little.
My ? was more of a "Why the fuck do you want him to die?" kinda thing.
ps Admin, that Coffeemaker looks like a beast.
Admin
18-06-2006 19:59:19
sort of, but worth it because it pretty much brews a flawless cup every single time with a minimum of water + coffee used. )
theysayjump
18-06-2006 20:03:22
Yeah I noticed it's called a "Brewing system". lol
Seems very efficient.
lukefreebie
19-06-2006 01:20:53
[quote147d736474="mikeman565"]What are you getting your dads?[/quote147d736474]
A new set of rims for his totota RAV4 )