Crazy Naked B-Day Bash... *Edit* REALLY BAD IDEA

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afro_wolff

02-06-2006 11:39:51

Im not usually the guy to invite alot of people to my parties but hey...Im feel'n generous... I'm 20 and thrown' kegs in every direction in Platteville Wisconsin AND YOUR ALL INVITED!! Im sure u can get some last minute air-fare with all those free mouspads and clocks were sellin...

Anywhom....I'll be MIA for the next few days and say a few prayers i survive the weekend... Tah Tah bitches

Heres the official invites that were out...I basically posted this shaz for the picture... Came across a mother and father giv'n there somethin like 8 year old daughter a keg stand opp.... Lil photoshop makes it even better... Delish

I'm top

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B-day bash "2006" cuz i've had one last 4 years runn'n...gotta keep the streak

Veek

02-06-2006 11:49:13

Ew...

johnjimjones

02-06-2006 11:55:25

[quote0194691882="Veek"]Ew...[/quote0194691882]

and wierd.

UsfGeek

02-06-2006 12:01:12

who would let there kid have beer?

jadem

02-06-2006 12:23:57

If I could understand a word you typed there, I might be interested. ;)

johnjimjones

02-06-2006 13:22:16

[quote4ae059ca71="jadem"]If I could understand a word you typed there, I might be interested. ;)[/quote4ae059ca71]

lol birthday party, looks like you got jadem to go lol

Wolfeman

02-06-2006 13:45:28

Free beer? I'm in!

afro_wolff

04-06-2006 21:12:42

Copy pasted from blog....Yea i know...blogs rock!!



Another fun to read momentary glimpse into the crazy fucked up life of Mr. Austin Wolff....

Sooo....3rd year running I figured i should throw a lil keg bash what not...Lombardi's B-day is June 9th and mine May 31 so figured we should go all out joint partay style...

Our first error.... PLATTEVILLE, WISCONSIN..... I've been arrested once in my life in an incredibly gay ass town known as P-ville....So what better location for a B-day bash!

Everything worked out damn well...Had Kegs, flippy cup, Runn'n the Bar, Beer Pong tournament, accomidations....Basically AMAZING!!

UNTIL.....Some fuck got loud with another dude. Over i walked to settle the fuckers down and tell everyone to shut the Aych up and all... I guess as i was walk'n away the dude threw a glass bottle on the ground and a 3" long .5" deep piece of glass flew between my foot and flip flop as i was walk'n...I steeped down and in it went... So I take the party to the Emergency room, had cops meet me in the stitching room or what not, N' I don't know if the doctor got his jollys from sew'n people but he went to town...

I get back to the party and guess the cops were pissed they weren't invited or somethin so decided to bust the place down.... Freaked on the cop, told them i already dealt with police at hospital, and watched each and everyone of my friends walk away in handcuffs....Prolly bout 70 people at the party and majority made it away runnin'...



DAMAGES

($300) 4 Kegs

($65) 1 Gray Goose Vodka

($50) 4 Thirty packs

($30) 4 Armerreto

($30) Shot Glasses, Random shit

($119) 4 bottles of jeagermeister for machine

($3,850) Average ticket of $275 for aprx. 14 people

($2,000) House bill .....Bullshit in my opinion......

($1,500+) Stitches n' shit...Try'n to work out insurance



Total Damage..........$7,944



Trumps the quarry party I'd say....

tylerc

04-06-2006 21:15:59

Hey Wolfe--wanna be beer pong partners?

afro_wolff

04-06-2006 21:25:55

I'd school ur guys's ass... Tournament champ right here!

Wolfeman

04-06-2006 21:28:11

I'm a Beirut hero...

tylerc

04-06-2006 21:33:36

[quoteb5e7289e2a="afro_wolff"]I'd school ur guys's ass... Tournament champ right here![/quoteb5e7289e2a]

Please.

FreeOffersNow

04-06-2006 23:31:32

[quote31fb691753="afro_wolff"]I'd school ur guys's ass... Tournament champ right here![/quote31fb691753]

Believe what you like...but had I been there...you'd have gotten a pretty nice ass whipping. Who's setting up the FiPG Beer Pong Tournament?

tylerc

05-06-2006 04:03:31

Come to Fort Wayne next week, my mom and sister are going to Las Vegas with my grandpa and my dad will be working all day.

johnjimjones

05-06-2006 06:03:54

I suck at beer pong majorly. It's so much harder than it looked.

UsfGeek

05-06-2006 06:33:27

What is Beer Pong? Sorry for being so Naive......

FreeOffersNow

05-06-2006 10:30:59

http//www.nbpl.net/


Generally you will be playing with no paddles.