Drug Test in a few. How to clean me out?

I might have some drug tests in the upcoming month or 2 as i will be interviewing soon. I smoked Herb on Friday but that was a first in 5 weeks. How long will it stay in my piss and is there any way to speed up the cleansing

detox.

Put someone else's urine in a plastic baggy and take it with you

easy..

Unlubricated trojan condom

Have someone pee in it and tie it off.

rubber band it around your cock

bring a thumbtack with you (in case the worker goes in teh stall with you, tape this to your leg or something.

pierce the condom and squeeze....you might get some pee on you, but pee is sterile until it sits for too long, so it's really not a big deal.

See i heard people say this doesnt work cause of temperature and what not

If you have two months, you can get clean. Carry a gallon-bottle of water with you everywhere and try to drink two or more gallons a day. Make sure you don't kill yourself from over-hydration; space out the two gallons a day evenly.

IOW Drink your fucking ass off with nothing but water. You should be able to purge the weed from your piss.

There's a thread already on this lol - http//forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=20846&highlight=drug+test

You HAVE to drink 1 gallon of the CRANBERRY COCTAIL JUICE (the only kind that works) and then fill the bottle up with 1 gal of water, then attempt to do it again. Most likely you wont be able to finish the second bottle but try! youll piss like 500 times... My friend smoked weed 2 days before a MILITARY drug test and this worked for him. good luck!

I made a detailed step-by-step guide on passing the drug test.. If only you potheads paid more attention to my thread, it's on Page 2 of the thread

http//forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=37928[]http//forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=37928

In your case, you should be fine if it's 1 month or more.. Anything less, I would follow the instructions I have posted to be safe.

Good luck

hair keeps it much longer I believe. the way to avoid this is not smoke ;)

[quoted7e9275e9f="jy3"]hair keeps it much longer I believe. the way to avoid this is not smoke ;)[/quoted7e9275e9f]

The way to avoid this is get a job that doesn't randomly test.

that method is crazy. I have creatine for workouts too.

So basically you say for a few weeks take 4 asperine x 4 times a day and drink 48oz of water a day?

[quotebfaa5bce9d="jy3"]hair keeps it much longer I believe. the way to avoid this is not smoke ;)[/quotebfaa5bce9d]
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Just drink a shite load of water, and force yourself to piss a lot.

Then just don't smoke again so you don't run into these problems.

[quoted7febe3693="ffactoryxx"]that method is crazy. I have creatine for workouts too.

[quoted7febe3693]Just drink a shite load of water, and force yourself to piss a lot.

Then just don't smoke again so you don't run into these problems.[/quoted7febe3693]

So basically you say for a few weeks take 4 asperine x 4 times a day and drink 48oz of water a day?[/quoted7febe3693]

That method is crazy but that's the only one that works... Drinking nothing but water will dilute the THC metabolites in your urine stream, but the test will detect that you have been intentionally diluting based on creatine and pH levels in your urine sample.. Which is why the creatine is needed.. the vitamin B is for color (clear urine automatically triggers a DILUTION result on some tests) and the Aspirin renders a false negative on the test (some say that is a myth, but better safe than sorry.)

Don't try aspirin alone, you want something that is KNOWN to work to fall back on..

drinking water barelyt works.

It is stored in ur fat.

if u have over a mnoth and just smoked once you'll be fine unless you have an extremely slow metabolism (ur fat) - if it was less than ud have to take niacin and shit like that

[quote5b8b33c1ab="aguy"]drinking water barelyt works.

It is stored in ur fat.[/quote5b8b33c1ab]

Yes, that is true that it's stored in your fat.. But dilution works because it flushes out all THC metabolites that are [b5b8b33c1ab]present at the time[/b5b8b33c1ab] in your urine stream (it takes a couple of hours before more THC gets released from fat after dilution).. If you dilute with creatine/vitamin B, you flush out all current THC metabolites flowing freely in your system without setting off any alarms in the test

[quoted59d2bd542="Berky34"]There's a thread already on this lol - http//forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=20846&highlight=drug+test[/quoted59d2bd542]

glad Im associated with the fig thread about drug tests...

I went with the wizzinator and passed. I got a D-. Jk.

hahaha

my job doesn't care about who the fuck smokes weed!

[quote8319b58296]hahaha

my job doesn't care about who the fuck smokes weed![/quote8319b58296]

and thats exactly the job every stoner needs to shoot for.. just get yourself a good education and get a job that doesn't care

I heard pomegranite juice works well?

[quotee5ae18a589="EatChex89"]hahaha

my job doesn't care about who the fuck smokes weed![/quotee5ae18a589]

They don't care if you're high when you're only pushing carts.

i think it only takes 1 month to clear ur system, i wouldnt worry too much about it, just dont smoke again

[quoteeb36c87efe="bballp6699"][quoteeb36c87efe="EatChex89"]hahaha

my job doesn't care about who the fuck smokes weed![/quoteeb36c87efe]

They don't care if you're high when you're only pushing carts.[/quoteeb36c87efe]

lol +kma.

Wanted to say something myself but left it alone thx for picking me up...

[quotea03323e93c="bballp6699"][quotea03323e93c="EatChex89"]hahaha

my job doesn't care about who the fuck smokes weed![/quotea03323e93c]

They don't care if you're high when you're only pushing carts.[/quotea03323e93c]

not everyone that goes to work stoned pushes carts. As the dude with the Bell logo said, you can go the opposite way and get a good education and do good work and no one really cares what you do in your free time.

[quote82ee2842af="nytrate"][quote82ee2842af="bballp6699"][quote82ee2842af="EatChex89"]hahaha

my job doesn't care about who the fuck smokes weed![/quote82ee2842af]

They don't care if you're high when you're only pushing carts.[/quote82ee2842af]

not everyone that goes to work stoned pushes carts. As the dude with the Bell logo said, you can go the opposite way and get a good education and do good work and no one really cares what you do in your free time.[/quote82ee2842af]

yes and please remind yourself that eatchex is 16 and thats where the joke lies.

[quote0320588049="good2speed"][quote0320588049="nytrate"][quote0320588049="bballp6699"][quote0320588049="EatChex89"]hahaha

my job doesn't care about who the fuck smokes weed![/quote0320588049]

They don't care if you're high when you're only pushing carts.[/quote0320588049]

not everyone that goes to work stoned pushes carts. As the dude with the Bell logo said, you can go the opposite way and get a good education and do good work and no one really cares what you do in your free time.[/quote0320588049]

yes and please remind yourself that eatchex is 16 and thats where the joke lies.[/quote0320588049]
Good point, two completely different life aspects coming there....

BTW, to everyone who keeps saying to quit smoking weed, don't say that in a thread about smoking weed and how to avoid getting caught....That's pretty damn annoying ? ....Come on, why do you think we're here....

It's like going to a football camp where they are teaching lessons on avoiding injuries and you keep saying, just don't play football, that'll keep you from getting injured roll

[quotebc7cc4b017="good2speed"][quotebc7cc4b017="nytrate"][quotebc7cc4b017="bballp6699"][quotebc7cc4b017="EatChex89"]hahaha

my job doesn't care about who the fuck smokes weed![/quotebc7cc4b017]

They don't care if you're high when you're only pushing carts.[/quotebc7cc4b017]

not everyone that goes to work stoned pushes carts. As the dude with the Bell logo said, you can go the opposite way and get a good education and do good work and no one really cares what you do in your free time.[/quotebc7cc4b017]

yes and please remind yourself that eatchex is 16 and thats where the joke lies.[/quotebc7cc4b017]

If only I had a job pushing carts....

[quote55b10b0ff4="EatChex89"][quote55b10b0ff4="good2speed"][quote55b10b0ff4="nytrate"][quote55b10b0ff4="bballp6699"][quote55b10b0ff4="EatChex89"]hahaha

my job doesn't care about who the fuck smokes weed![/quote55b10b0ff4]

They don't care if you're high when you're only pushing carts.[/quote55b10b0ff4]

not everyone that goes to work stoned pushes carts. As the dude with the Bell logo said, you can go the opposite way and get a good education and do good work and no one really cares what you do in your free time.[/quote55b10b0ff4]

yes and please remind yourself that eatchex is 16 and thats where the joke lies.[/quote55b10b0ff4]

If only I had a job pushing carts....[/quote55b10b0ff4]

it sux to push carts when ur high(job I had in HS)

Umm...don't smoke marijuana?

If you maybe thought about your future, you wouldn't be in this situation.

[quoteb86ec43512="Killer722"]Umm...don't smoke marijuana?

If you maybe thought about your future, you wouldn't be in this situation.[/quoteb86ec43512]

you are the reason nasa scientists are trying to discover a method to slap someone over the internet.

[quote5cc55ec98b="mr_black"]
it sux to push carts when ur high(job I had in HS)[/quote5cc55ec98b]
It's not as bad as serving food to hungry, angry (for some odd reason) people at Wendy's x ....

[quote5cc55ec98b="good2speed"][quote5cc55ec98b="Killer722"]Umm...don't smoke marijuana?

If you maybe thought about your future, you wouldn't be in this situation.[/quote5cc55ec98b]

you are the reason nasa scientists are trying to discover a method to slap someone over the internet.[/quote5cc55ec98b]
LMFAO rofl ...That's too damn funny....

And Killer, for one I don't see why you of all people are talking with that kind of s/n, plus you should read what I wrote earlier because that whole post is getting annoying as shit....

I need to get cleaned out by Tomorrow 300, I have an interview at vons, not sure if they're going to drug test me right there, but I want to be safe.

I last smoked Friday and I've been drinking brisk tea non-stop since then.

you think i'm cleaned out or should I hit the water?

[quotee45eb16635="EatChex89"]I need to get cleaned out by Tomorrow 300, I have an interview at vons, not sure if they're going to drug test me right there, but I want to be safe.

I last smoked Friday and I've been drinking brisk tea non-stop since then.

you think i'm cleaned out or should I hit the water?[/quotee45eb16635]

Follow the step-by-step instruction in the FreeiPodGuide Marijuana Thread II and you'll be fine... If you don't; then you're going to be fucked.. You can't dilute without keeping your levels at a normal level. Otherwise, they'll know you diluted and you won't get the job.

What if you just got liposuction? Or better yet had no fat at all?