Chuck Norris is my attorney

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hairyferry

06-04-2006 01:28:27

He simply is amazing.

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O yeah, and I saw this too, do you think she's hot??? I think she's as dumb as can be, but she sure is fine! Apparently this is Pickler in her prom dress.

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Wolfeman

06-04-2006 01:57:38

Kellie Pickler is fine as hell. I'd hire Chuck Norris...

theysayjump

06-04-2006 02:02:24

Who dat?

Wolfeman

06-04-2006 02:03:35

[quotea36961bb0c="theysayjump"]Who dat?[/quotea36961bb0c]
Get some sleep crack head.

She is on American Idol this year, she is really fine but mildly retarded and country (ugh)...

hairyferry

06-04-2006 02:37:00

yeah, mildly is putting it nice. Ga, she is hot though, whoever took her to the prom in that dress, or lack of, is a lucky guy!

h3x

06-04-2006 02:57:01

I'd hit it. But I'm not ready for a long-term relationship with a redneck girl... not yet.

Sweeney2066

06-04-2006 08:57:48

Totally awesome. My attorney happens to be R. Kelly lol

Jake

06-04-2006 09:44:37

I am going to hire Chuck Norris. P

good2speed

06-04-2006 09:57:05

when Chuck Norris walks into court he doesn't give depositions.

Depositions give Chuck Norris.

some more CN facts

CN court record - 9,000 verdicts in his favor
0 - not in his favor

Judge and jury always side with CN bc they are too scared of the roundhouse kick that may be dleivered if the get him angry.

Lame I know. But I gave it a try. ;)

Stroid

06-04-2006 11:51:47

why is she a redneck? how did anyone come to that conclusion...i dont watch american idol except when Shakira was on it.

Wolfeman

06-04-2006 11:56:00

[quote84de785a1e="Stroid"]why is she a redneck? how did anyone come to that conclusion...i dont watch american idol except when Shakira was on it.[/quote84de785a1e]
If you watched you'd come to the same conclusion. She is a super redneck and she is really dumb but fucking hot.
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Jake

06-04-2006 12:21:10

[quote66824b858b="Stroid"]why is she a redneck? how did anyone come to that conclusion...i dont watch american idol except when Shakira was on it.[/quote66824b858b]

She has a southern accent and acts all innocent.

She is quite hot as well although I think that Katherine is hotter.

Wolfeman

06-04-2006 12:27:20

[quoteb7ba77a492="Jake"][quoteb7ba77a492="Stroid"]why is she a redneck? how did anyone come to that conclusion...i dont watch american idol except when Shakira was on it.[/quoteb7ba77a492]

She has a southern accent and acts all innocent.

She is quite hot as well although I think that Katherine is hotter.[/quoteb7ba77a492]
I actually agree. I think its because Katherine seems half-way intelligent and has a kicking body...
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dmorris68

06-04-2006 13:20:33

Alright folks, southern <> redneck. Two very different things! Don't stereotype my peoples, thank you very much. P

Wolfeman

06-04-2006 13:23:25

[quote62a8d7f31a="dmorris68"]Alright folks, southern <> redneck. Two very different things! Don't stereotype my peoples, thank you very much. P[/quote62a8d7f31a]
Not all Southerners are rednecks but every redneck is a Southerner...

dmorris68

06-04-2006 13:27:46

[quotedaadab511f="Wolfeman"][quotedaadab511f="dmorris68"]Alright folks, southern <> redneck. Two very different things! Don't stereotype my peoples, thank you very much. P[/quotedaadab511f]
Not all Southerners are rednecks but every redneck is a Southerner...[/quotedaadab511f]
Wrong again. ;)

There are a surprising number of rednecks in midwestern and northern pacific states. And by redneck, I mean both kinds the good and bad.

The term redneck originated to describe farmers who labor in the sun all day, and acquire a "red" neck. That's the good kind, and they're all over.

The negative term that most people use to describe a bigoted, racist, ignorant, stupid, close-minded neo-conservist fascist, also described people from all over the place. The South doesn't have this market cornered, by a long shot.

So there. P

Wolfeman

06-04-2006 13:29:00

LOL, you got me oops

Jake

06-04-2006 13:30:42

[quotecf9c0e5f9f="Wolfeman"]
I actually agree. I think its because Katherine seems half-way intelligent and has a kicking body...
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She has a SMOKING body. twisted

Wolfeman

06-04-2006 13:34:22

I can't find a good pic of her body but I'll get a screen shot later when I'm home. I'm super into her...

And yes I watch American Idol, wanna fight?

MyungChunHa

06-04-2006 13:36:36

Look at her waist, do you notice something D , that's pretty hot...

i know, imma pevert but I love it wink ....

mrwzk

06-04-2006 14:04:39

yah i noticed that kinda gross

guess they dont shave where she comes from

Wolfeman

06-04-2006 14:09:54

LOL, its a shadow...

Stroid

06-04-2006 14:32:47

I personally find a southern accent sexy maybe it's cause I live in GA but just cause you have an accent it doesn't make you a redneck that's just stupid. plus like dmorris said there are rednecks everywhere even in the northeast and in the west. also a southern accent doesn't mean your stupid just cause she has an accent doesn't mean she is stupid

Dr. Doom

06-04-2006 19:30:42

Since when is showing bush in your prom dress supposed to be sexy...

EatChex89

06-04-2006 19:39:49

[quoteaf6e243eae="Dr. Doom"]Since when is showing bush in your prom dress supposed to be sexy...[/quoteaf6e243eae]

hahaha, i was thinking the same thing P

Stroid

06-04-2006 23:26:59

[quote71f82846e6="Dr. Doom"]Since when is showing bush in your prom dress supposed to be sexy...[/quote71f82846e6]maybe its a tatoo or a birthmark wink

Wolfeman

07-04-2006 00:02:49

Its just a shadow. Shes got one of those girl mini guts and its a little shadow...

thehacker010

07-04-2006 00:12:18

[quote06c8735c48="Dr. Doom"]Since when is showing bush in your prom dress supposed to be sexy...[/quote06c8735c48]

Haha, that is what I thought the first time too. oops

This Chuck Norris thing is just crazy. I was in the computer lab this morning and everything was fine, but when I went back to the lab tonight for some late work, EVERY SINGLE COMPUTER had a Chuck Norris wallpaper. Not a single one was the same either. Heck, one was even made in MS Paint....

andreliveson

08-04-2006 01:28:51

Funny pics Karma+

JennyWren

08-04-2006 11:07:21

Trust me, not all rednecks are southerners. There a large population of them in Alberta (and some filtering over into BC, unfortunately).

Jake

10-04-2006 14:53:38

[quote56d827d5a3="JennyWren"]Trust me, not all rednecks are southerners. There a large population of them in Alberta (and some filtering over into BC, unfortunately).[/quote56d827d5a3]

You are correct.

Alberta has been referred to as the 'Texas of the North' by a number of my Canadian friends and some Americans.

tylerc

10-04-2006 14:58:05

I'd do her.

Veek

10-04-2006 15:00:57

I see in no way how she is attractive.

Wolfeman

10-04-2006 15:04:02

[quote269edbc866="Veek"]I see in no way how she is attractive.[/quote269edbc866]
She is fine as hell. She is dumb as bricks. Perfect combo.

I still think Katherine McPhee is more attractive but not as hot if that makes any sense...
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Veek

10-04-2006 15:08:37

I actually think Katherine is prettier. Her looks don't give her away as a dumb blonde bimbo by default.

Wolfeman

26-04-2006 12:21:38

I found some nice shots of Katherine McClevage and had to bump this thread
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She is soooooo fine...

amir89630

26-04-2006 13:44:21

what a rack.