Alright guys...So yaaaa... Maybe its evil buttttt...

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afro_wolff

31-03-2006 11:25:20

My x-girlfriend is an extreme compulsive liar and im attempting to prove it to her. She's just announced to the entire Comp 1 class that i got incredibly tanked last week and pissed myself while asleep and damn..haha...it wasn't to good to be in my shoes... It doesn't get to much but i just wanna prove her wrong so im goin somewhere that i most definitly shouldn't....

She claims she had acquired Lukemia when she was at the age of 6, which in no way do i doubt...Im not that disgusting of a person to refute that....But she says the doctor told her it was from eating wayyyy to many hot dogs. Now people...Is that even possible??? At some party i guess i stumbled upon a cancer survivor EXPERT who claims that story is bull shit....Says there's no way of eating enough hot dogs out of the packaging to acquire such a thing and all i need is a second voice...

No im not trying to downplay cancer... My mother, who i love with all my heart, was diagnosed with breast cancer just a few years back....Things have gotten better but just so you know i don't take this as a joke...

I just don't want her to joke about such a thing...Thats sort of her thing..thats how people know her "The girl that got cancer from eat'n to many hotdogs"

Just gimme a reason to call bsflag on her... PLEASSEEE

EatChex89

31-03-2006 11:26:45

you can't get cancer from eating too many hotdogs

that's so funny it's laughable

Veek

31-03-2006 11:28:06

After I read the first sentence, I decided to stop.

PoPoJiJo

31-03-2006 11:28:51

[quote4c68d2da4c="EatChex89"]you can't get cancer from eating too many hotdogs

that's so funny it's laughable[/quote4c68d2da4c]
IACWTC

afro_wolff

31-03-2006 11:30:35

[quotea05fe33083="PoPoJiJo"][quotea05fe33083="EatChex89"]you can't get cancer from eating too many hotdogs

that's so funny it's laughable[/quotea05fe33083]
IACWTC[/quotea05fe33083]

IACWTC... elaborate??

I Agree Completly What The Crap ??

Berky34

31-03-2006 11:32:37

[quote50c086d649="afro_wolff"][quote50c086d649="PoPoJiJo"][quote50c086d649="EatChex89"]you can't get cancer from eating too many hotdogs

that's so funny it's laughable[/quote50c086d649]
IACWTC[/quote50c086d649]

IACWTC... elaborate??[/quote50c086d649]
I Agree With This Comment. I'm not sure why there is another C stuck in there though... typo?

afro_wolff

31-03-2006 11:34:43

Gotchu....

But seriousely it seems everything today causes cancer... Any experts out there...Is there any suggestion that this could actually have influenced the cancer??

jadem

31-03-2006 11:42:17

Doesn't ANYONE use google anymore? Fuck.

Three preliminary studies found what they believe is a connection http//www.nutrition4health.org/NOHAnews/NNS94HotDogsAndLeukemia.htm

However, please remember to be discerning with health data

http//www.newsflash.org/2003/05/si/si001532.htm

Is it true? Check out what webmd says on a different study

http//www.webmd.com/content/article/93/102522.htm

[quote9cfa177ab3]The kids' biological mothers were asked how often their children ate nine foods or food groups in their first two years. The researchers focused on hot dogs/lunchmeats, beef/hamburger, vegetables, oranges/bananas, apples/grapes, orange juice, fruit juice, milk, and soda.

Oranges/bananas and orange juice had a "protective association" against childhood leukemia, say the researchers, who presented their findings at the Childhood Leukemia Incidence, Causal Mechanisms, and Prevention conference in London this week.

The reason might be the high levels of potassium and vitamin C in the fruits, says Kwan's team, [b9cfa177ab3]which also found no link between childhood leukemia and hot dogs/lunchmeats.[/b9cfa177ab3][/quote9cfa177ab3]

So, her story her doctor COULD have told her that, but he was a dumbass for taking preliminary studies for their word. Or she read about it somewhere, figured it made sense, and is using it.

hrdfarkr

31-03-2006 12:59:56

post pictures of her naked on your favorite freebie forum (as long as she is legal age)

theysayjump

31-03-2006 13:06:48

The fact that you called her, or she is a compulsive liar is reason enough to get the fuck out of that relationship.

How can you even trust that she's really a girl?

ilanbg

31-03-2006 13:28:08

TSJ They already broke up if she's his [ba0e93630ea]ex[/ba0e93630ea]-girlfriend.

Anyway, I'm sure there are better ways to fuck with someone than to mess with her reputation. Be creative.

afro_wolff

31-03-2006 15:35:33

Lol...U'd have to know her to understand the situation..It's very hard to fuck with her and get her pissed...she always forgives me and is all nice and shit.. I don't understand.. I try to be a dick and she gets over it evertime...Its kill'n me....Welp...None of those pics for ya'll.. HAHA... buttttt

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theysayjump

31-03-2006 15:59:57

I like her hat.

special k

31-03-2006 16:03:37

[quote4612483d03="theysayjump"]I like her hat.[/quote4612483d03]
Ahaha +karma.

MSX

31-03-2006 16:10:37

tsj, that was the funniest shit I've read all week...thanks ;).

hehehhehe

31-03-2006 16:41:46

[quotef08588ea72="theysayjump"]I like her hat.[/quotef08588ea72]
Heh heh heh... KMA+

Veek

31-03-2006 16:43:51

[quotee9dca64150="theysayjump"]I like her hat.[/quotee9dca64150]

IAWTC!

http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/0acc3e12e7be8769bac6af50a5088718.gif[" alt=""/imge9dca64150]

cartrenroy

31-03-2006 16:52:59

[quote1112f89aec="theysayjump"]I like her hat.[/quote1112f89aec]

LOL, wtf D wow

brendenipod

31-03-2006 17:05:43

why the hell would she drink keystone though? its sooooooooo aweful

DrkWarlock

31-03-2006 19:23:26

[quote0469320bfd="theysayjump"]I like her hat.[/quote0469320bfd]

LMFAO! I commend you for that one.

compuguru

31-03-2006 20:15:42

[quote9f0b316523="theysayjump"]I like her hat.[/quote9f0b316523]
lol lol

crazyates

31-03-2006 20:18:23

not funny shrug why don't i get this....

Brassai-PNAA

31-03-2006 20:20:42

[quote7d11ebceeb="crazyates"]not funny shrug why don't i get this....[/quote7d11ebceeb]

i believe they are saying you're a girl roll

theysayjump

31-03-2006 20:38:05

[quote35d75bdae5="Brassai"][quote35d75bdae5="crazyates"]not funny shrug why don't i get this....[/quote35d75bdae5]

i believe they are saying you're a girl roll[/quote35d75bdae5]

He didn't even post the picture.

crazyates

31-03-2006 20:50:20

lol i just didn't understand why it was funny...i get it now...still not a great joke, but oh well shrug

and Brassai why'd you think i posted it? that was my first time posting in this thread...lol you're funny

Brassai-PNAA

31-03-2006 21:02:24

[quoteaa65e97280="crazyates"]lol i just didn't understand why it was funny...i get it now...still not a great joke, but oh well shrug

and Brassai why'd you think i posted it? that was my first time posting in this thread...lol you're funny[/quoteaa65e97280]

oops haha just realized that, i glanced at your avatar and the color scheme is similar to afro_wolfs.....anyway - well you get it now

Tholek

31-03-2006 21:48:52

[quote5a9bf61b08="afro_wolff"]Gotchu....

But seriousely it seems everything today causes cancer... Any experts out there...Is there any suggestion that this could actually have influenced the cancer??[/quote5a9bf61b08]

Technically, almost everything [i5a9bf61b08]does[/i5a9bf61b08] cause cancer, given enough time. We usually tend to die from other causes first, though.

As for hotdogs, I heard the danger is increased when you brown or burn them, as the nitrates are increased (or something). Stick to the veggie ones. )

jadem

01-04-2006 06:51:02

[quote9de0d2e03a="afro_wolff"]Gotchu....

But seriousely it seems everything today causes cancer... Any experts out there...Is there any suggestion that this could actually have influenced the cancer??[/quote9de0d2e03a]

I posted a bunch of information on this subject. It's right below the post that I'm quoting of yours.

But this has gone off topic and this is the last fucking time I'll ever try to help out. Anytime someone asks a question and I try to help and answer, it gets ignored.

No, I'm no pms'ing and no, it's not menopause. Just tired of trying to help and getting ignored.

Vector

01-04-2006 07:20:12

You can't get lukeimia from eating too many hot dogs.... other cancers, possibly.

The doctor should not know what it is from... because there are millions of things it could have been... bad milk shake at the age of 6 maybe? If he knew the cause, then he could practically cure the damn disease!

EatChex89

01-04-2006 09:50:14

[quote832f756c9e="jadem"][quote832f756c9e="afro_wolff"]Gotchu....

But seriousely it seems everything today causes cancer... Any experts out there...Is there any suggestion that this could actually have influenced the cancer??[/quote832f756c9e]

I posted a bunch of information on this subject. It's right below the post that I'm quoting of yours.

But this has gone off topic and this is the last fucking time I'll ever try to help out. Anytime someone asks a question and I try to help and answer, it gets ignored.

No, I'm no pms'ing and no, it's not menopause. Just tired of trying to help and getting ignored.[/quote832f756c9e]

i read your stuff.. so you didn't get ignored..

theysayjump

01-04-2006 12:03:01

[quote45a280285a="jadem"][quote45a280285a="afro_wolff"]Gotchu....

But seriousely it seems everything today causes cancer... Any experts out there...Is there any suggestion that this could actually have influenced the cancer??[/quote45a280285a]

I posted a bunch of information on this subject. It's right below the post that I'm quoting of yours.

But this has gone off topic and this is the last fucking time I'll ever try to help out. Anytime someone asks a question and I try to help and answer, it gets ignored.

No, I'm no pms'ing and no, it's not menopause. Just tired of trying to help and getting ignored.[/quote45a280285a]

Are the painters in? (

shopaholic

01-04-2006 12:11:01

[quoteede05f44c0="MSX"]tsj, that was the funniest shit I've read all week...thanks ;).[/quoteede05f44c0]

I agree. ROFL

[quoteede05f44c0="afro_wolff"]
[quoteede05f44c0="PoPoJiJo"]
IACWTC
[/quoteede05f44c0]
IACWTC... elaborate?? [/quoteede05f44c0]

Stop the acronym already!! this is the 20th acronym I've had to learn since I started on FiPG.

[quoteede05f44c0="Jadem"]I posted a bunch of information on this subject. It's right below the post that I'm quoting of yours.

But this has gone off topic and this is the last fucking time I'll ever try to help out. Anytime someone asks a question and I try to help and answer, it gets ignored.

No, I'm no pms'ing and no, it's not menopause. Just tired of trying to help and getting ignored.[/quoteede05f44c0]

It's because we're females on the internet. Maybe we should pretend we're guys?

shopaholic

01-04-2006 12:18:13

sorry got off topic.

afro_wolff... seriously, the whole compulsive liar thing is just a little too much. don't you wonder what else she lies about? it doesn't bother you?

i know this girl who LIES all the time about everrryyyytttthhhinnnggg. It's not like she's caught and had to lie. She just has an issue. Once she decided to tell everyone she was repeating a class simply because she felt like it but really she had straight A's. she's an idiot. So one of my friends slept with her, and I said how do you know she doesn't have some disease.. and he said cause she told me she got tested recently. but she's a liar remember??? so how can u believe that! shock