Chuck Norris deserves his own thread!
Strike
18-03-2006 01:21:02
http//weakgame.com/media_8033_Norris_Reads_Norris.html
Summary A video of Chuck Norris reading the imfamous facts
mr_black
18-03-2006 01:57:27
[quotef58f29038e="Strike"]http//weakgame.com/media_8033_Norris_Reads_Norris.html
Summary A video of Chuck Norris reading the imfamous facts[/quotef58f29038e] did you kno he CAN touch MC Hammer?
liquidskin
18-03-2006 08:32:44
sigh this is getting so old..
FreeOffersNow
18-03-2006 09:01:46
[quoteb06ed088bd="liquidskin"]sigh this is getting so old..[/quoteb06ed088bd]
Chuck Norris doesn't get old...he's immortal.
liquidskin
18-03-2006 09:02:49
[quotea0b0a570dc="FreeOffersNow"][quotea0b0a570dc="liquidskin"]sigh this is getting so old..[/quotea0b0a570dc]
Chuck Norris doesn't get old...he's immortal.[/quotea0b0a570dc]
lmao, ass..
crazyates
18-03-2006 09:03:17
[quote185100c9dd="liquidskin"]sigh this is getting so old..[/quote185100c9dd]
IAWTC
this was like so 2 months ago...it needs to end
that dosn't mean it still isn't funny though...hehe[/size185100c9dd]
ibtheib
18-03-2006 09:23:36
its still hilarious, stop hating.
lakersin2025
18-03-2006 10:04:20
funny shit
theysayjump
18-03-2006 12:19:12
lol That was sweet.. D
johnjimjones
18-03-2006 12:23:24
ahahaha that was great + karma for the find
theysayjump
18-03-2006 12:30:29
Mr. T.
http//www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=mrt
chuck norris doesnt even have to send in a aproval form
VrExe
18-03-2006 13:14:50
Chuck Norris tans the Sun
johnjimjones
18-03-2006 14:11:46
[quote2ffd804c3d="theysayjump"]Mr. T.
http//www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=mrt[/quote2ffd804c3d]
lol the first one I got was Mr. T once pitied a third of Europe. This event is now accepted as The Black Death.
crazyates
18-03-2006 14:19:16
[quoted104213d5e="theysayjump"]Mr. T.
http//www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=mrt[/quoted104213d5e]
that was stupid
andreliveson
18-03-2006 14:58:22
Guns dont kill people
Chuck Norris kills people
^^^ Walker Texas Ranger
Godrockdj
18-03-2006 16:23:05
[quote6506c2530f="VrExe"]Chuck Norris tans the Sun[/quote6506c2530f]
lol That was good.
nrellihan
18-03-2006 16:26:46
antibacterial spray claims to kill 99.9% of germs. chuck norris kills 100% of whatever the fuck he wants.
good2speed
18-03-2006 17:18:42
chuck norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down until they give him the information he needs.
There isn't a theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
The cheif export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Strike
18-03-2006 18:34:30
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
EatChex89
18-03-2006 19:31:34
who the heck is chuck norris anyway?
like how'd he get so famous?
CollidgeGraduit
18-03-2006 19:45:50
[quotee4e229e0c7="EatChex89"]who the heck is chuck norris anyway?
like how'd he get so famous?[/quotee4e229e0c7]
sorry to hear you've never watched TV before!
rboyettester
18-03-2006 19:56:27
Vin Diesel has two speeds; walk and kill
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors
Vin Diesel is the entire cast of The O.C. D
CollidgeGraduit
18-03-2006 20:07:19
[quoteae52a41a69="rboyettester"]Vin Diesel has two speeds; walk and kill
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors
Vin Diesel is the entire cast of The O.C. D[/quoteae52a41a69]
Vin Diesel wasn't considered for the sequel to XXX, because the director didn't want to have to read an entire script to him again.
rboyettester
18-03-2006 20:40:46
[quote428eb1c5b8="CollidgeGraduit"][quote428eb1c5b8="rboyettester"]Vin Diesel has two speeds; walk and kill
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors
Vin Diesel is the entire cast of The O.C. D[/quote428eb1c5b8]
Vin Diesel wasn't considered for the sequel to XXX, because the director didn't want to have to read an entire script to him again.[/quote428eb1c5b8]
lol +karma
tjwor
18-03-2006 23:13:50
I want to see V from "V for Vendetti" in a dual with Chuck, that would be one hell of a fight... although Chuck would probably round house kick every knife out of V's coat... Chuck is fucking amazing...
PumaPride77
19-03-2006 20:03:27
[quote4429a11d7d="EatChex89"]who the heck is chuck norris anyway?
like how'd he get so famous?[/quote4429a11d7d]
Chuck Norris is the dude from Walker Texas Ranger, and my guess is he became famous by Conan O'Brien's "Walker Texas Ranger" lever.
crazyates
19-03-2006 20:44:15
[quote64c0f34cfa="PumaPride77"][quote64c0f34cfa="EatChex89"]who the heck is chuck norris anyway?
like how'd he get so famous?[/quote64c0f34cfa]
Chuck Norris is the dude from Walker Texas Ranger, and my guess is he became famous by Conan O'Brien's "Walker Texas Ranger" lever.[/quote64c0f34cfa]
probablly
And CG...++ k-k-carma for the Vin Diesel comeback...that was funny lol
andreliveson
19-03-2006 22:07:06
CHUCK NORRIS DESERVES HIS OWN MESSAGE BOARD[/size002bfc1141]
tjwor
19-03-2006 22:22:29
[quote34adc550e4="andreliveson"]CHUCK NORRIS DESERVES HIS OWN MESSAGE BOARD[/size34adc550e4][/quote34adc550e4]
Have you searched? I bet there is one...
andreliveson
20-03-2006 14:35:51
Chuck Norris makes more money off one episode of Walker Texas Ranger
Then Bill Gates Makes in a lifetime.
rboyettester
20-03-2006 16:49:52
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris!
tjwor
22-03-2006 19:28:01
Chuck Norris's tears cure every type of cancer, the only problem is Chuck norris has never shed a tear...
akalic
22-03-2006 19:44:35
chuck norris can divide by 0
ffactoryxx
22-03-2006 19:55:24
Why doesnt Chuck Norris wear a watch??
BECAUSE HE DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS![/size149227e101]
andreliveson
22-03-2006 21:55:56
When Chuck Norris gets shot, he doesn't go to the doctor.
He goes to the bionic scientist !
Maximus
23-03-2006 06:09:52
According to the Laws of Physics, it is impossible for Chuck Norris to build more muscle. Upon realizing this, Chuck Norris swiftly roundhouse kicked every law of physics known to man, as well as those known only by Chuck Norris. He now has the ability to will his muscles to any level of strength he desires at any given time.
dmorris68
23-03-2006 06:50:53
All you youngsters crack me up... lol
Chuck was well known long before Walker Texas Ranger. I grew up on his movies in the late 70's and early 80's, like Good Guys Wear Black, The Octagon, Lone Wolf McQuade, A Force of One, Eye for an Eye, Silent Rage, etc.
I also studied Tae Kwon Do (Moo Do Kwan) for several years back then and my instructor was buddies with him -- had pictures and posters of them together all around the dojo. He even claimed to have beaten him in competition in the 70's. lol
ffactoryxx
23-03-2006 07:12:00
Lets not forget DELTA FORCE!!!
tjwor
23-03-2006 11:36:10
[quote26cc54e91b="dmorris68"]He even claimed to have beaten him in competition in the 70's. lol[/quote26cc54e91b]
That is a pretty heavy claim, beating up chuck norris? I highly doubt it, Chuck Norris could beat up a room of 100 Armed men with one arm tied behind is back and no weapon...
Godrockdj
23-03-2006 11:49:02
[quotef6e8b72abd="tjwor"][quotef6e8b72abd="dmorris68"]He even claimed to have beaten him in competition in the 70's. lol[/quotef6e8b72abd]
That is a pretty heavy claim, beating up chuck norris? I highly doubt it, Chuck Norris could beat up a room of 100 Armed men with one arm tied behind is back and no weapon...[/quotef6e8b72abd]
Random but TOTALLY TRUE fact relating to Chuck Norris Bob Barker, the 83 year old host of The Price is Right, once trained under Chuck and earned his black belt. I'm not joking - check it out on IMDB
Wolfeman
23-03-2006 12:22:31
[quote3743e59b26="Godrockdj"][quote3743e59b26="tjwor"][quote3743e59b26="dmorris68"]He even claimed to have beaten him in competition in the 70's. lol[/quote3743e59b26]
That is a pretty heavy claim, beating up chuck norris? I highly doubt it, Chuck Norris could beat up a room of 100 Armed men with one arm tied behind is back and no weapon...[/quote3743e59b26]
Random but TOTALLY TRUE fact relating to Chuck Norris Bob Barker, the 83 year old host of The Price is Right, once trained under Chuck and earned his black belt. I'm not joking - check it out on IMDB[/quote3743e59b26]
Good real Chuck fact. +karma...