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pokernerdaa

03-03-2006 12:50:55

Yeah so I made this talk about sex lives. I, obvoiulsy, have a lack of one, unless you count having a relationship with FiPG.

How's yours going??

[quote559bc2d596="Stroid In A Rules Topic"]
Specific to the off-topic forum
1) Off-topic is the name of the game. Feel free to discuss politics, [b559bc2d596]your (lack of) sex life[/b559bc2d596], iPods in general, debates... pretty much anything you can think of. But please, please, PLEASE keep it civil. With your cooperation this can be a fun place for everyone.[/quote559bc2d596]

CollidgeGraduit

03-03-2006 12:54:45

Just fine and dandy here

Tholek

03-03-2006 13:06:05

Would you have a sex [i480042048d]life[/i480042048d] if you were a necrophiliac?

I wonder about such things....

theysayjump

03-03-2006 13:06:15

My bitchis be fine.

hyperboarder

03-03-2006 13:06:31

Fan-fuckin-tastic over nya, I can't complain.

chillywilly

03-03-2006 13:20:51

No complaints here. Fine, fit and fuckin' 40yr old (defintely not a virgin)

pokernerdaa

03-03-2006 13:49:52

[quote545784b0a4="chillywilly"]No complaints here. Fine, fit and fuckin' 40yr old (defintely not a virgin)[/quote545784b0a4]

how old are you ?

theysayjump

03-03-2006 13:51:43

40.

bballp6699

03-03-2006 13:53:00

[quote060c4bf824="PokerNerdAA"][quote060c4bf824="chillywilly"]No complaints here. Fine, fit and fuckin' 40yr old (defintely not a virgin)[/quote060c4bf824]

how old are you ?[/quote060c4bf824]

shock

andreliveson

03-03-2006 13:54:34

Thats all girls are good for -d

Veek

03-03-2006 14:00:24

[quote5caa7a1285="andreliveson"]Thats all girls are good for -d[/quote5caa7a1285]

You obviously don't know many.

johnjimjones

03-03-2006 14:02:47

[quote98ff327f2e="Veek"][quote98ff327f2e="andreliveson"]Thats all girls are good for -d[/quote98ff327f2e]

You obviously don't know many.[/quote98ff327f2e]
I know you do!
I'll be in CA in June, think I could get a hookup? wink wink wink D

Veek

03-03-2006 14:04:59

[quotee6d8c2f42c="johnjimjones"][quotee6d8c2f42c="Veek"][quotee6d8c2f42c="andreliveson"]Thats all girls are good for -d[/quotee6d8c2f42c]

You obviously don't know many.[/quotee6d8c2f42c]
I know you do!
I'll be in CA in June, think I could get a hookup? wink wink wink D[/quotee6d8c2f42c]

Funny you mention that, I have a huge meeting with upcoming models that month. Maybe I can show you some? shock

theysayjump

03-03-2006 14:06:33

There's a big difference between show and hook-up.

Hook-up = You'd at least meet them.
Show = Spy on them from the other side of a park.

wink

MyungChunHa

03-03-2006 14:12:49

[quote95402f8475="theysayjump"]My bitchis be fine.[/quote95402f8475]
Yo, fo real, RESPECK!, aiight

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Wolfeman

03-03-2006 14:43:51

[quoteec2fce8ad6="theysayjump"]My bitchis be fine.[/quoteec2fce8ad6]
Yes I be fine playful

johnjimjones

03-03-2006 15:10:07

[quote88f2020758="theysayjump"]There's a big difference between show and hook-up.

Hook-up = You'd at least meet them.
Show = Spy on them from the other side of a park.

wink[/quote88f2020758]
Hell, I'll take either. Preferably hook-up D
June....30th lets say, sound good?

Wolfeman

03-03-2006 15:12:27

When can I come up to LA? I'll take you to a Clippers game if you bring hot (easy) models )

pokernerdaa

03-03-2006 15:14:50

[quote453c493923="theysayjump"]There's a big difference between show and hook-up.

Hook-up = You'd at least meet them.
Show = Spy on them from the other side of a park.

wink[/quote453c493923]

i prefer the "Show"

Sweeney2066

03-03-2006 15:45:57

Ehh it'd be better if the GF put out more Steak and BJs

pokernerdaa

03-03-2006 15:58:37

March 21st is right around the cornor rofl

JordanE

03-03-2006 17:00:23

[quotef6080553a8="Sweeney2066"]Ehh it'd be better if the GF put out more Steak and BJs[/quotef6080553a8]

Same unfortunitly

turpentinedreams

03-03-2006 17:01:38

[quote6ffd869063="Veek"][quote6ffd869063="andreliveson"]Thats all girls are good for -d[/quote6ffd869063]

You obviously don't know many.[/quote6ffd869063]doesn't get any either.

jadem

03-03-2006 19:36:50

roll

It'll exist the evening of October 14, 2006.

CollidgeGraduit

03-03-2006 19:39:14

[quotef57ae26098="jadem"]roll

It'll exist the evening of October 14, 2006.[/quotef57ae26098]

Hold off till after midnight.. so you can do it on my birthday. You can think of ol' CG while you do the dirty deed

Veek

03-03-2006 19:39:52

Think of owls!

CollidgeGraduit

03-03-2006 19:41:12

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justinag06

03-03-2006 19:45:03

[quotec679f80f8d="jadem"]roll

It'll exist the evening of October 14, 2006.[/quotec679f80f8d]

wedding date?

CollidgeGraduit

03-03-2006 19:45:30

[quote7356543b9e="justinag06"][quote7356543b9e="jadem"]roll

It'll exist the evening of October 14, 2006.[/quote7356543b9e]

wedding date?[/quote7356543b9e]

nope, harvest moon

tylerc

03-03-2006 19:46:38

I had sex with my ex-girlfriend, but broke up with her back in December, because she is crazy.

Now I hook up with Rosey Palmer a few times a week.

pokernerdaa

03-03-2006 20:35:27

[quotedbcdb9a983="jadem"]roll
It'll exist the evening of October 14, 2006.[/quotedbcdb9a983]

23 and haven't had sex yet? waiting till marriage?

mine will (hopefully) exisit as of a week from tomorrow (march 4th)...everyone cross your fingers D

tylerc

03-03-2006 20:43:17

[quote363affadcf="PokerNerdAA"][quote363affadcf="jadem"]roll
It'll exist the evening of October 14, 2006.[/quote363affadcf]

23 and haven't had sex yet? waiting till marriage?

mine will (hopefully) exisit as of a week from tomorrow (march 4th)...everyone cross your fingers D[/quote363affadcf]

LMFAO

pokernerdaa

03-03-2006 20:47:55

that's not funny, this is some serious stuff!!!! at least i wasn't trying to hook up with a girl 2 times my size when i was wasted roll

tylerc

03-03-2006 20:55:13

You should really look up the definition of beer goggles.

She looked 10x hotter and half the size she really is.

What do you mean by "sex life" exactly?

Gooogler

03-03-2006 20:56:21

[quotedc1636ff78="tylerc"]I had sex[/colordc1636ff78] with my ex-girlfriend, but broke up with her back in December, because she is crazy.

Now I hook up with Rosey Palmer a few times a week.[/quotedc1636ff78]

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[quotedc1636ff78="tylerc"] YA I GOTS TEH LAID A LOT LOLZ BUT I BROKE UP WID HUR CUZ I WUZ 2 COOL 4 HER LOLZ!!!1!11

I MEAN SERIOUZLY JUST LOOK AT MY HEADSHOT LOL! HAWT![/quotedc1636ff78]

kyks17

03-03-2006 20:58:44

all is well here )

tylerc

03-03-2006 21:00:24

?

I did have sex with her, and she literally is crazy.

She cut herself when I broke up with her and when we were going out demanded constant attention and affection, and was jealous of every girl I talked to.

Also, I was drunk in that picture?

jfaninord

03-03-2006 21:00:43

wolfeman wishes he was me. ;)

kyks17

03-03-2006 21:02:00

[quotef5a171fa97="tylerc"]when we were going out demanded constant attention and affection, and was jealous of every girl I talked to. [/quotef5a171fa97]

so...she's like many girls heh

Admin

03-03-2006 21:02:02

dandy

tylerc

03-03-2006 21:03:05

[quotee5ebf440ec="kyks17"][quotee5ebf440ec="tylerc"]when we were going out demanded constant attention and affection, and was jealous of every girl I talked to. [/quotee5ebf440ec]

so...she's like many girls heh[/quotee5ebf440ec]

Except to a beyond tolerable degree.

Is cutting your wrists normal?

Gooogler

03-03-2006 21:03:54

[quote8f1a7f087f="tylerc"]?

I did have sex with her, and she literally is crazy.

She cut herself when I broke up with her and when we were going out demanded constant attention and affection, and was jealous of every girl I talked to.

Also, [b8f1a7f087f]I was drunk in that picture?[/b8f1a7f087f][/quote8f1a7f087f]

You don't look any different when you're not.

kyks17

03-03-2006 21:05:20

[quotef62efa70a2="tylerc"][quotef62efa70a2="kyks17"][quotef62efa70a2="tylerc"]when we were going out demanded constant attention and affection, and was jealous of every girl I talked to. [/quotef62efa70a2]

so...she's like many girls heh[/quotef62efa70a2]

Except to a beyond tolerable degree.

Is cutting your wrists normal?[/quotef62efa70a2]

no but i didnt quote that part ;)

tylerc

03-03-2006 21:05:46

Thanks?

I don't claim to be an incredibly good-looking guy?

You know what, I'm not even going to bother anymore, I've had a 40-hour work week on top of school and homework, and I have work again tomorrow, I'm heading to bed.

Gooogler

03-03-2006 21:06:31

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tylerc

03-03-2006 21:07:11

I'm 17?

Pretty sure acne is normal at that age.

pokernerdaa

03-03-2006 21:07:33

[quote6943d1c5f3="Admin"]dandy[/quote6943d1c5f3]

I love it when admin posts in my threads, makes me feel special

PS-hope you're enjoying those condoms hehehehe

[quote6943d1c5f3="tylerc"]
What do you mean by "sex life" exactly?[/quote6943d1c5f3]

I mean sex life now...not 3 months ago, not asking people if they've had sex, just how's the sex at the moment u know 8)

tylerc

03-03-2006 21:09:38

No, I meant for you, you said it might be happening soon. Did you mean making out? BJ? Teh seckz?

theysayjump

03-03-2006 21:13:09

Kids. lol roll

pokernerdaa

03-03-2006 21:13:37

i don't know, i was with this girl over the summer but we didn't do anything, but lately she's been saying when i go up and visit some shit oughta go down, she doesn't wanna have sex becasue she wants to wait till marriage and shit but sayin' we're going to cuz i want to and all her friends are urging her too.... heh but if we don't end up doing that, we shall be doing whatever else there is to do ;)

theysayjump

03-03-2006 21:14:36

Remember to cut your nails.

kyks17

03-03-2006 21:16:23

and shave

pokernerdaa

03-03-2006 21:16:52

[quotebd47c4b0bf="theysayjump"]Remember to cut your nails.[/quotebd47c4b0bf]

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that was freaken hilarious.....i'll keep that in mind, i heard girls don't like it when guys have long finger nails when they oops oops oops

[quotebd47c4b0bf="kyks17"]and shave[/quotebd47c4b0bf]
ewwww

theysayjump

03-03-2006 21:19:25

[quote9e0f97c4cd="kyks17"]and shave[/quote9e0f97c4cd]

I hate girls. One of the worst things you can ask a man to do is shave. It's like.....like a guy asking his girlfriend to wear socks.

pokernerdaa

03-03-2006 21:22:26

[quote561505d22a="theysayjump"][quote561505d22a="kyks17"]and shave[/quote561505d22a]

I hate girls. One of the worst things you can ask a man to do is shave. It's like.....like a guy asking his girlfriend to wear socks.[/quote561505d22a]

two consecutive posts in a row you made me laugh hysterically.........

i knowo some girl who's boyfriend was in the army, and he came back for like a week out of 6 months and she asked him to shave....she said he was itching down there for like the entire time....so nasty...actually hte fact she told me was nasty....( (
I would never ask my girlfriend to wear socks ?

Sweeney2066

03-03-2006 21:27:47

If you ever need some good fingering tips...hollatcha yo boy ;). I'm serious though..

Veek

03-03-2006 21:30:48

Just what we needed, sex tips from a freebie forum member. shock

Wolfeman

03-03-2006 21:32:45

[quotecd84fe887e="jfaninord"]wolfeman wishes he was me. ;)[/quotecd84fe887e]
What does this mean?

[quotecd84fe887e="theysayjump"][quotecd84fe887e="kyks17"]and shave[/quotecd84fe887e]

I hate girls. One of the worst things you can ask a man to do is shave. It's like.....like a guy asking his girlfriend to wear socks.[/quotecd84fe887e]
I have a beard and its awesome...

pokernerdaa

03-03-2006 21:35:08

[quote5b29daabdc="Sweeney2066"]If you ever need some good fingering tips...hollatcha yo boy ;). I'm serious though..[/quote5b29daabdc]

PM'd

fashionjunkee

03-03-2006 21:38:28

I had sex this morning. Gay anal is the best ;)

Wolfeman

03-03-2006 21:38:51

Eww...

theysayjump

03-03-2006 21:38:58

[quote25889706dd="PokerNerdAA"][quote25889706dd="Sweeney2066"]If you ever need some good fingering tips...hollatcha yo boy ;). I'm serious though..[/quote25889706dd]

PM'd[/quote25889706dd]

/me checks to see if PokerNerdAA was serious.........................

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.......... shock

Admin

03-03-2006 21:41:41

[quotefb5b961e8f="fashionjunkee"]I had sex this morning. Gay anal is the best ;)[/quotefb5b961e8f]

okay i'm having trouble believing that a gay man just called sex "gay anal".

fashionjunkee

03-03-2006 21:42:05

[quote5bdd30fb09="Wolfeman"]Eww...[/quote5bdd30fb09]
haha what does that mean? lol

Aprout

03-03-2006 21:42:37

hahahaha

Wolfeman

03-03-2006 21:43:13

[quote0c9e1a909a="fashionjunkee"][quote0c9e1a909a="Wolfeman"]Eww...[/quote0c9e1a909a]
haha what does that mean? lol[/quote0c9e1a909a]
I don't need to hear about "gay anal", thank you very much...

bballp6699

03-03-2006 21:44:03

[quote14485dd54b="fashionjunkee"]I had sex this morning. Gay anal is the best ;)[/quote14485dd54b]

For the love of God. Shut the hell up.

pokernerdaa

03-03-2006 21:44:24

[quote7ac8e24e23="theysayjump"][quote7ac8e24e23="PokerNerdAA"][quote7ac8e24e23="Sweeney2066"]If you ever need some good fingering tips...hollatcha yo boy ;). I'm serious though..[/quote7ac8e24e23]

PM'd[/quote7ac8e24e23]

[i7ac8e24e23]litheysayjump[/color7ac8e24e23][/i7ac8e24e23] checks to see if PokerNerdAA was serious.........................

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.......... shock[/quote7ac8e24e23]

holy shit TSJ that's 3 posts in a row i'm fucking cracking up i can't stand it....worst part is i'm on the phone trying to patch things up with this girl that i'm trying to get with and i read this post and started cracking up....she was like "i'm glad this is so funny" and hung up cry oh well just remind me i owe you 2 karma (already gave ya one ;))

gay anal sex is gross

admin posted in here twice, finally something decent to whack off too D

fashionjunkee

03-03-2006 21:53:44

[quoted72caa051c="bballp6699"][quoted72caa051c="fashionjunkee"]I had sex this morning. Gay anal is the best ;)[/quoted72caa051c]

For the love of God. Shut the hell up.[/quoted72caa051c]
You shut the hell up. 8)

Admin

03-03-2006 21:55:18

asking this forum to talk about sex is like asking a vet with PTSS to talk about 'the war'.

locked, in order to spare my mind the horrors that await around page 5 when this would really get scary

e and for what it's worth, girls cut their wrists for attention all the time. she's got a long way to go before it's really 'freaky' or 'scary'