A new holiday for guys!

Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 20th. Its like a perpetual love machine!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJs

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It's been around for several years. My girlfriend and I celebrate it every year. Last year was Outback ) Oh, and it's March [b0a8803ca02]14th[/b0a8803ca02].

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why not put it on the 17th so it is on St. Patty's day and it can be a true holiday?!

Oh we're definately celebrating Steak and BJ day this year. Then my birthday the next day. Then St Patty's 2 days later. Gonna be a good week D

it's about time we got our own holiday.....

now where to find a bitch to celebrate it with....heh just kidding.....

jen? ;)

[quotec2e04a7a6e="PokerNerdAA"]it's about time we got our own holiday.....

now where to find a bitch to celebrate it with....heh just kidding.....

jen? ;)[/quotec2e04a7a6e]

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[quote69c08fb02b="Veek"] [quote69c08fb02b="PokerNerdAA"]some bullshit[/quote69c08fb02b]
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yup, guess i desearved that

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What's it like to live in a world where everyday is March 20th?

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I'll let you know as soon as I take the time to figure out what the hell you're talking about. Hold your breath.

My wit is too complicated for your tiny owl brain. I just heard your quite experienced at making steak.

[quote3619e6f885="bballp6699"]My wit is too complicated for your tiny owl brain.[/quote3619e6f885]

Don't try too hard, you might hurt yourself.

children roll

When you can buy cigarettes, you can call us children.

[quote4f4379203e="bballp6699"]When you can buy cigarettes, you can call us children.[/quote4f4379203e]

owned

made me giggle too lol

zing

I lol'd at this thread. lol

[quote9d314b6370="megotcash"]why not put it on the 17th so it is on St. Patty's day and it can be a true holiday?![/quote9d314b6370]
I call St. Patty's Day, Green Puke Day )

Don't you have to be 18 to buy cigarettes and if you were referring to gay ppl in your joke. It wasnt funny...next joke please. yawns

[quote309865deb9="fashionjunkee"]Don't you have to be 18 to buy cigarettes and if you were referring to gay ppl in your joke. It wasnt funny...next joke please. yawns[/quote309865deb9]

wtf?

[quote6d9f6ab511="fashionjunkee"]Don't you have to be 18 to buy cigarettes[/quote6d9f6ab511]

That's what the joke was.

And no, it had nothing to do with gay people.

We've all seen it somewhere, but it's always fun to see. )

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Now what do vegetarians get? D

Tholek,

I'd like to extend much gratitude to you for showing me that picture, I've been looking for a wallet-sized edition ).

Oh, and please excuse me while I regurgitate.

kthxbye!

Argh...they must have a hotlink redirect D

EDIT Fixed (thankfully)

Tholek,

Sorry for the misunderstanding, now my message won't make much sense. For those who missed out on those few great minutes of the original hotlink redirect pic, it was the goatse (fixed, thanks drummer_kew_03) pic, you know, stretched out...well...I don't need to go into detail, but here are 3 keywords. Stretched. Butt. Nasty.

Yours truly )

Kthxbye!

[quote4562fef781="fashionjunkee"]Don't you have to be 18 to buy cigarettes and if you were referring to gay ppl in your joke. It wasnt funny...next joke please. yawns[/quote4562fef781]

The first joke was a gay joke. You weren't supposed to think it was funny. If I call someone a fat ass, I wouldn't expect to see another fatass to laugh.

Veek > fashionjunkee newayz... 8)

[quotec801971a4c="MSX"]Tholek,

Sorry for the misunderstanding, now my message won't make much sense. For those who missed out on those few great minutes of the original hotlink redirect pic, it was the [bc801971a4c]goatse[/bc801971a4c] pic, you know, stretched out...well...I don't need to go into detail, but here are 3 keywords. Stretched. Butt. Nasty.
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wink

Probably funnier had I not edited it, but I was compelled to do so. ;)

I don't mind Valentine's Day...my girl bought me a pretty sweet ring

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I don't really feel the picture does it justice, though...its the first time a female has given me jewelry and I really like it )

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Yeah, um....I wouldn't wear a ring short of marriage, and even then I want it engraved with chicks 69'ing or something.

You gotta "guy" it up somehow... ;)

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Yeah, um....I wouldn't wear a ring short of marriage, and even then I want it engraved with chicks 69'ing or something.

You gotta "guy" it up somehow... ;)[/quote2204db308d]


Thats why everyone knows that you wear a wedding ring on your ring finger your left hand....I'm wearing this on my ring finger on my right hand (not that I have a choice...its made in one size and only fits that finger ;) ). And not that it matters, but I've been with her 3+ years, and was happy that she got me something nice that no one has ever given me.