good2speed
27-02-2006 14:40:25
Got this from another forum
THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER!
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion
of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster
and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy
Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER So, General Reinwald, what things are you going
to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on
the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper
rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER But you're equipping them to become violent
killers.
GENERAL REINWALD Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute,
but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
mrwzk
27-02-2006 14:42:57
hahah that is pretty funny.
wont work if the girl is a prostitute though
doylnea
27-02-2006 14:48:19
Funny, but not true...
http//www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm
johnjimjones
27-02-2006 14:51:06
[quote79f82328e4="doylnea"]Funny, but not true...
http//www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm[/quote79f82328e4]
Oh wtf way to ruin it. I'd rather believe the lie. x
P
good2speed
27-02-2006 14:55:42
I dont care if its real or not. Was just funny reading through it.
Figured it was odd the female journalist remained quiet though. Figured there would be lawsuits or something following that remark.
Its context is still funny...
More of a joke you can tell regardless if its true or not.
Great guy joke while watching the game, playing golf, orjust hanging out.
Do not I repeat do not repeat this joke in the presence of women.
willr91
27-02-2006 15:19:09
That is clearly not the best comeback ever. The following, however, is
Guy Hey George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp!
George Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called. They're running out of YOU!
Averagejoe1039
27-02-2006 15:22:46
I like your joke good2speed, but willr91, that is rather corny.
Berky34
27-02-2006 15:23:19
[quoteea277273b1="willr91"]That is clearly not the best comeback ever. The following, however, is
Guy Hey George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp!
George Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called. They're running out of YOU![/quoteea277273b1]
GuyWell it doesnt matter because your their number one seller!
George ughhhh well..... I SLEPT WITH YOUR WIFE
Guy #2 His wife is in a coma....
George oh....
haha I love seinfeld + karma
FreeOffersNow
27-02-2006 15:28:59
[quotef9148d96b7="Averagejoe1039"]I like your joke good2speed, but willr91, that is rather corny.[/quotef9148d96b7]
You're obviously not a T-Bone fan.
Berky34
27-02-2006 15:30:54
[quote2fe92f5431="FreeOffersNow"][quote2fe92f5431="Averagejoe1039"]I like your joke good2speed, but willr91, that is rather corny.[/quote2fe92f5431]
You're obviously not a T-Bone fan.[/quote2fe92f5431]
lol. He wants to be T-bone then they name that other guy T-bone instead. haha Seinfeld is great.
VrExe
27-02-2006 15:48:22
Some guy You suck.
Me WTF M8?
Fugger
27-02-2006 15:54:47
Best comeback line ever
Oh yeah? Well I heard your sister is going out with [b96b34adf18][i96b34adf18]squeek![/i96b34adf18][/b96b34adf18]
mrwzk
27-02-2006 16:16:09
nah the ebst line would be
Nice comeback or Your Dad
both make the person have no clue wat to say and its funny to see them try to think.
both are realy dumb but funny
Iloveipods2
27-02-2006 16:49:50
No, no, no the best comeback to say is if anyone says a comeback to you, you reply
[b731ffea484][u731ffea484] If I wanted some comeback, i'd wipe it off your chin"[/u731ffea484][/b731ffea484]
usually works if the girl is a slut.