Post funny AIM convos here

Whats this? a loser with a ginormous green font trying to get me to buy refs over AIM? I decided to play along for a bit but eventually i got tired and had to block the little fag.... lol (actually the first time ive ever blocked anyone oops )

actionkid12 Hello Are you there?
JUNIOR6886 who are you?
actionkid12 on freeipod
actionkid12 dude
actionkid12 u need any referrals
JUNIOR6886 i already finished freeipods
actionkid12 ok
JUNIOR6886 but i havent done premium ipods
actionkid12 any other sites i have 2
JUNIOR6886 i also need freedigitalcameras
actionkid12 i can do that
actionkid12 25 paypal
JUNIOR6886 should i pay first or do you mind going green first
actionkid12 can u pay first
actionkid12 like 10
actionkid12 and then 15
actionkid12 i will do the offer today promise
JUNIOR6886 Oh Really?
JUNIOR6886 lol
lipushes block button

lol

does anyone else get retards trying to swindle them on aim?

/me searches logs....


i don't have any lishrugsli

nah I got some kid asking me about making 5 credit cards to do offer the other day though

www.bash.org )

bloodninja Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3 thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3 haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3 i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3 haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3 i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3 No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli3 stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3 thats it.
bloodninja Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja Goddam am I hard now.

those bloodninja ones are soooo funny...

I wonder if they're fake though. shrug

[quote33f29374f3="ilanbg"]I wonder if they're fake though. shrug[/quote33f29374f3]
you can't make that up lol

Wellhung Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung OK
Sweetheart We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart What?
Wellhung I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart What's the matter?
Wellhung I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart Are you OK?
Wellhung I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart Can I help?
Wellhung I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung I found it.
Sweetheart I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung Me too.
Sweetheart Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart What's the matter now?
Wellhung I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart What?
Wellhung I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Sweetheart <logged off>

shock lol +kma for that one

friend i saw britts fatass working
me rofl
friend i wanted to be like " soo... a whole year... and ur still fat "

Frickin hilarious Dr!! +kma for you

Okay, last one....


bloodninja Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14 Aight.
bloodninja Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14 I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14 Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja Me too baby.
BritneySpears14 I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14 Hey...
bloodninja I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14 Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14 You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14 Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja Baby?

BritneySpears14 Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14 I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14 Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14 I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14 What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA Oh shit
BritneySpears14 I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA Oh shit
eminemBNJA damn I gotta write down your names or something

hahah i hvae seen those last two...

good stuff

ROFLMAO omg plz keep posting those. lol lol lol

Where are you getting these. I can't stop laughing.

those last 2 are funny

[quotede1d16cc81="johnjimjones"]Where are you getting these. I can't stop laughing.[/quotede1d16cc81]

You can find many of these at www.albinoblacksheep.com

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That was posted already roll

[quote39886c9fab="tylerc"]That was posted already roll[/quote39886c9fab]

not in this thread roll

[quotec89377b0f8="Dr. Doom"]Wellhung Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung OK
Sweetheart We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart What?
Wellhung I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart What's the matter?
Wellhung I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart Are you OK?
Wellhung I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart Can I help?
Wellhung I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung I found it.
Sweetheart I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung Me too.
Sweetheart Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart What's the matter now?
Wellhung I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart What?
Wellhung I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Sweetheart <logged off>[/quotec89377b0f8]

Yes it was?

shit it was X i didnt even see X

I DEMAND MORE!

[quoteb461f613c1="johnjimjones"]I DEMAND MORE![/quoteb461f613c1]

Again, www.albinoblacksheep.com

Or www.bash.org, or http//qdb.us.

haha that is great stuff

[quotea1a05661e6="ilanbg"]Or www.bash.org, or [ba1a05661e6]http//qdb.us.[/ba1a05661e6][/quotea1a05661e6]
I spentan hour going through those convos. Loved them all.

just google bloodninja, has all his cybers

http//www.adamchance.com/funny.htm
I can't stop laughing about the vegetable one.
[quoted025b37868] MommyMelissa What the flilik is this madlibs? I'm outta here. [/quoted025b37868]

[quote6eba068081="johnjimjones"]http//www.adamchance.com/funny.htm
I can't stop laughing about the vegetable one.
[quote6eba068081] MommyMelissa What the flilik is this madlibs? I'm outta here. [/quote6eba068081][/quote6eba068081]

LMAO! The vegetable one reminds me of the "Mr. Goodbar" joke

It was another Payday, and I was tired of being Mr. Goodbar. So I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart, how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, Uno, it was like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold back a Snicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little KitKat and she started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milkduds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked if I was into M&M, but I said "Hey Chiclet, no kinky stuff." I said "Look you little Reese Piece, don't be a Zero be a Lifesaver. Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit O'Honey?" (And what a piece of JuicyFruit she was, too). She screamed, "Oh Crackerjack, you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was givin' it to her Good 'n' Plenty, when all of the sudden...my Starburst! Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow a bit Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped........... a Baby Ruth!

[quote5f72291287="johnjimjones"][quote5f72291287="ilanbg"]Or www.bash.org, or [b5f72291287]http//qdb.us.[/b5f72291287][/quote5f72291287]
I spentan hour going through those convos. Loved them all.[/quote5f72291287]


I posted bash.org first...thanks for the recognition (

[quote8249593fb2="kt006"][quote8249593fb2="johnjimjones"]http//www.adamchance.com/funny.htm
I can't stop laughing about the vegetable one.
[quote8249593fb2] MommyMelissa What the flilik is this madlibs? I'm outta here. [/quote8249593fb2][/quote8249593fb2]

LMAO! The vegetable one reminds me of the "Mr. Goodbar" joke

It was another Payday, and I was tired of being Mr. Goodbar. So I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart, how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, Uno, it was like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold back a Snicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little KitKat and she started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milkduds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked if I was into M&M, but I said "Hey Chiclet, no kinky stuff." I said "Look you little Reese Piece, don't be a Zero be a Lifesaver. Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit O'Honey?" (And what a piece of JuicyFruit she was, too). She screamed, "Oh Crackerjack, you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was givin' it to her Good 'n' Plenty, when all of the sudden...my Starburst! Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow a bit Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped........... a Baby Ruth![/quote8249593fb2]

That joke is better when its the picture virsion.

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I dont mean to revive a really old thread but I found this one so hilarious that my sides were hurting from laughing so hard! So I thought Id share it...

Girl Hi
Boy hello
Boy who is this?
Girl just a someone?
Boy A someone I know?
Girl nope
Boy Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Girl well sorrrrrry
Girl I just wanted to chat with you
Boy why?
Girl nevermind your an asshole
Boy Hey wait a minute
Girl yes?
Boy look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Girl paranoid?
Boy yes
Girl of what?
Girl me?
Boy No. I'm in hiding.
Girl LOL
Boy Don't fucking laugh at me!
Boy This shit is serious!
Girl What are you hiding from?
Boy The cops.
Girl gimme a fucking break
Boy I'm serious.
Girl I don't get it
Boy The cops are after me.
Girl For what?
Boy I'm wanted in three states
Girl For???
Boy It's kindof embarrasing.
Boy I had sex with a turkey.
Boy Hello?
Girl You are fucking sick.
Boy Send me your picture.
Girl why?
Boy so I know you aren't one of them.
Girl One of what?
Boy The cops.
Girl I'm not a cop i told you
Boy Then send me your picture.
Girl hold on
Boy Hurry up.
Boy Are you there?
Boy fuck you, cop!
Girl Hey sorry
Girl I had to do something for my mom.
Boy I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Boy When really you were notifying the authorities.
Boy Weren't you!?
Girl thats not it
Boy Then what?
Girl I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Boy Most cops aren't
Girl IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Boy Then send me the picture.
Girl fine. What's your e-mail?
Boy Just send it through here.
Girl alright liPICli
Girl Did you get it?
Boy Hold on. I'm looking.
Girl That was me back in may
Girl I've lost weight since then.
Boy I hope so
Girl what?!?
Girl that hurt my feelings.
Boy Did it?
Girl Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Boy Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl yes
Boy Alright let me find it.
Girl kks
Boy Okay here it is. liPICli
Girl this isn't you.
Boy I'll be damned if it ain't!
Girl You don't look like that.
Boy How the hell do you know?
Girl cause your profile has another picture.
Boy The profile pic is a fake.
Boy I use it to hide from the cops.
Girl You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl Go fuck yourself
Boy I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Girl I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Girl You've done nothing but slam me.
Girl you hurt me.
Boy And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl I thought you were bullshitting me!
Boy Why would I do that?
Girl I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Girl FUC YOU!!!
Boy You'd break both of his legs.
Girl You're a FUCKing asshole.
Girl I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Boy Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl No you aren't
Boy You're right. I'm not.
Boy HAARRRRR!
Girl I'm done with you
Boy Aww. I'm sorry.
Girl I'm putting you on ignore
Boy Wait a sec
Boy We got off on the wrong foot.
Boy Wanna start over?
Girl No
Boy I'll eat your pussy
Girl You'll what?
Boy You heard me.
Boy I said I'd eat your pussy.
Girl I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
Girl I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Boy Well I'm not like most men.
Boy I get excited in different ways.
Girl Like what?
Boy Do you really wanna know?
Girl I don't know
Boy You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl I'm afraid to
Boy Why?
Girl cause
Boy cause why?
Girl well lets see
Girl you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Girl doesn't that seem strange to you?
Boy Nope
Girl well its strange to me
Boy Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Girl I didn't say that
Boy So is that a yes?
Girl I guess so.
Boy Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy Are you willing?
Girl What do you need me to do?
Boy I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl ???
Boy When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy ok?
Boy Hello?
Girl You can't be serious
Boy Oh yes I am!
Boy It's my fantasy.
Girl this is retarded
Boy Do you want it or not?
Girl Yes I want it.
Boy Then you'll do it for me?
Girl sure
Boy Ok. Here we go.
Boy I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl mmmm yeah
Boy uh oh ...going limp.
Girl Har
Boy You gotta do better than that!
Boy Your picture was really bad.
Girl HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl mmmmmm you are good
Boy I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy going limp
Girl HARRRRRRR
Boy Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy going limp
Girl this is stupid
Boy ...still limp
Boy Do it!
Girl HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl WTF?!?!?
Boy They stink really bad.
Girl OMG STOP!!!
Boy I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy I ram it up your ass.
Girl YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Boy Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy I kick you in the face!
Girl FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy Your parrot flys away.
Boy ...going limp again.
Boy Hello?
Boy Say it!
Boy HAARRRRRR!!!!!

That had some funny parts. But I liked the other convos better.

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> lilililililililili see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> lilililililili
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as lilililililili
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as lilililililili
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR lililililili's and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

that's funny.

[quotee3b59307ee="EatChex89"]<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> lilililililililili see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> lilililililili
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as lilililililili
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as lilililililili
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR lililililili's and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

that's funny.[/quotee3b59307ee]

I've actually used that one before, it was great! worked on 2 people and didn't work on the other 200 or so on my MSN list...

I never keep logs.. Its incriminating.