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bballp6699

12-02-2006 18:55:10

As I watch watching horrible Spike TV movies all day, I asked myself a question that I desperately need to know the answer to...

Name one movie where the main "bad guy" actually puts up a good, suspenseful fight with Steven Segal...

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So far here's the only ones I know for sure...

[bfef854eca5]Segal Tracking
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Under Siege 2 Dark Territory
Fell down stairs with bad guy, otherwise not touched.[/colorfef854eca5]
Out Of Reach
Never touched during a sword fight. He was wearing a nice suit mind you.[/colorfef854eca5]
Executive Decision
Sucked from a plane to his death.[/colorfef854eca5]

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theysayjump

12-02-2006 19:09:02

I don't think it's possible.

Same with Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer. It'll just never happen. That's why they get Steven Segal to take care of the bad guys.

bballp6699

12-02-2006 19:13:58

No no no. I watched Walker Texas Ranger with my dad's Mexican girlfriend back in the late 90's. He got hit in some rumbles, quite a few times actually.

I've updated the list of two movies I know for sure in my Segal Tracking statistics.

ilanbg

12-02-2006 21:10:51

I had a dream involving Segal once. I was sleeping in a car at the time.

Wolfeman

12-02-2006 21:21:51

[quote1095fe67e3="theysayjump"]I don't think it's possible.

Same with Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer. It'll just never happen. That's why they get Steven Segal to take care of the bad guys.[/quote1095fe67e3]

Jack Bauer has [b1095fe67e3]DIED[/b1095fe67e3] and still came back to kick some ass. Norris and Seagal can suck it... playful

justinag06

12-02-2006 21:22:28

I think a couple bullets wizzed by his head in one of those samuri/DMX movies he made not too long ago if that counts

hehehhehe

12-02-2006 21:29:51

Well, DMX fought him equally in Exit Wounds but he turned out to be a good guy.

ilanbg

12-02-2006 21:47:08

Wasn't that movie playing on TV like four hours ago?

bballp6699

12-02-2006 21:49:14

[quotea9e569ff7a="justinag06"]I think a couple bullets wizzed by his head in one of those samuri/DMX movies he made not too long ago if that counts[/quotea9e569ff7a]

No, he dodged them in his mind, Matrix style.

Wolfeman

12-02-2006 21:50:32

That movie he made with Ja Rule was just fucking awful...

bballp6699

12-02-2006 21:56:45

What Segal movie wasn't awful? shrug

ajrock2000

13-02-2006 08:37:32

Best Segal movie = Executive Decision

If you saw it, you will know why.

lol

kposse77

13-02-2006 08:41:43

[quote7f4aed148e="ajrock2000"]Best Segal movie = Executive Decision

If you saw it, you will know why.

lol[/quote7f4aed148e]

Does he die in the end or something?

ajrock2000

13-02-2006 08:46:36

he dies in the first 15 minutes lol

crazyates

13-02-2006 08:49:10

LOL

bballp6699

13-02-2006 09:58:02

Yeah, but doesn't he get sucked out of an airplane? I don't think he was going to give a right hand to air pressure...

jadem

13-02-2006 10:32:25

Duh, from the image you posted Hard to Kill. He was in a coma for seven years because of the bad guys. ;)

kposse77

13-02-2006 10:43:46

[quotef0416ee1c2="jadem"]Duh, from the image you posted Hard to Kill. He was in a coma for seven years because of the bad guys. ;)[/quotef0416ee1c2]

That sounds like a comment from a repeat viewer )

Are we a closet Steven Segal fan?

johnjimjones

13-02-2006 10:55:45

[quote31e5352fb5="ajrock2000"]he dies in the first 15 minutes lol[/quote31e5352fb5]
haha yeah I remember that. Tough loss.

bballp6699

13-02-2006 11:02:42

[quote98301cfc1b="jadem"]Duh, from the image you posted Hard to Kill. He was in a coma for seven years because of the bad guys. ;)[/quote98301cfc1b]

I don't remember them wooping his ass though. Didn't he get shot and left for dead?

jadem

13-02-2006 11:23:21

[quote8d88bafc64="bballp6699"][quote8d88bafc64="jadem"]Duh, from the image you posted Hard to Kill. He was in a coma for seven years because of the bad guys. ;)[/quote8d88bafc64]

I don't remember them wooping his ass though. Didn't he get shot and left for dead?[/quote8d88bafc64]

Hey, you didn't say HOW they whooped his ass. ;) They did shoot him and leave him for dead, IMO, that's getting an ass whoopin.

justinag06

13-02-2006 13:00:29

well he didn't learn to dodge bullets for a few more movies, cut the guy a break.

He did kick that coma's ass.

bballp6699

13-02-2006 13:08:06

What was more entertaining. Van Damme against Tong Po in Kickboxer or Segal against the coma in Hard to Kill?

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justinag06

14-02-2006 10:55:40

can't let a good thread like this die

Looks like someone figured out the way segal kicks so much ass, and managed to squeeze into a 16 oz can for under $2.5

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I ordered 12 of em

bballp6699

14-02-2006 18:45:38

Segal could chop that can in half with his pinky.

justinag06

14-02-2006 18:49:55

pinky's fingernail

you forgot to add fingernail