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ilanbg

11-02-2006 13:53:06

So for homework in Shakespeare class I have to write a sonnet and illustrate it. Disregarding the actual quality of the sonnet, I'd like some opinions on which of the following illustrations is the best.

(Original pictures cited here[=http//glam0ur.com/gals/cybergirls/monica_leigh/03/monica_leigh.htm]here.)



1.
http//homepage.mac.com/ilanbg/shakespeare/shakespeare.jpg[" alt=""/img628eb6eb98]

2.
[img="628eb6eb98]http//homepage.mac.com/ilanbg/shakespeare/shakespeare2.jpg[" alt=""/img628eb6eb98]

3.
[img="628eb6eb98]http//homepage.mac.com/ilanbg/shakespeare/shakespeare3.jpg[" alt=""/img628eb6eb98]

4.
[img="628eb6eb98]http//homepage.mac.com/ilanbg/shakespeare/shakespeare4.jpg[" alt=""/img628eb6eb98]

5.
[img="628eb6eb98]http//homepage.mac.com/ilanbg/shakespeare/shakespeare5.jpg[" alt=""/img628eb6eb98]

KeithA

11-02-2006 13:55:30

In my experience, Shakespeare professors do not grade pr0n submitted as homework favorably.

mrwzk

11-02-2006 13:55:58

i think #4 draws the eye the most

pokernerdaa

11-02-2006 13:56:02

all very hot, number 4 is the best tho

Veek

11-02-2006 13:58:00

I agree with Keith and her belly button ring takes away class and sophistication.

ilanbg

11-02-2006 14:01:18

[quote6c803bfc2a="KeithA"]In my experience, Shakespeare professors do not grade pr0n submitted as homework favorably.[/quote6c803bfc2a]

This is the back-up sonnet I wrote in case she doesn't accept the first one.

And it's hardly porn; I cropped out the nipples.

doylnea

11-02-2006 14:02:02

[quote8d5821ec26="KeithA"]In my experience, Shakespeare professors do not grade pr0n submitted as homework favorably.[/quote8d5821ec26]

Haha you took the wrong classes! Who hoo. http//www.progresstalk.com/images/smilies/thumbs_up.gif[" alt=""/img8d5821ec26]

I can't believe I was so lame as to go find a thumbs down emoticon.

pokernerdaa

11-02-2006 14:05:20

[quote06f7a1c053="ilanbg"]

And it's hardly porn; I cropped out the nipples.[/quote06f7a1c053]

can i get the orginals without the cropping?

KeithA

11-02-2006 14:05:53

[quote1f2f363c3f="ilanbg"][quote1f2f363c3f="KeithA"]In my experience, Shakespeare professors do not grade pr0n submitted as homework favorably.[/quote1f2f363c3f]

This is the back-up sonnet I wrote in case she doesn't accept the first one.

And it's hardly porn; I cropped out the nipples.[/quote1f2f363c3f]

As presented, it isn't truly pornagraphic, but it is clear that it is a neatly cropped image from porn. I think a sexy image is fine, but one in which the woman is either in lingerie or under the sheets might be more suitable to an academic assignment.

Why wouldn't she accept the first one?

mrwzk

11-02-2006 14:06:15

clcik the link at the top that says orginals

pokernerdaa

11-02-2006 14:08:01

[quote92915de58d="mrwzk"]clcik the link at the top that says orginals[/quote92915de58d]

he must have edited that in there...

anyway......... stun

EDIT matter of fact she's got a crazy situation going on with her liyou knowli ... i think the cropped ones are better shock

ilanbg

11-02-2006 14:09:07

[quote3d5aca4c40="KeithA"][quote3d5aca4c40="ilanbg"][quote3d5aca4c40="KeithA"]In my experience, Shakespeare professors do not grade pr0n submitted as homework favorably.[/quote3d5aca4c40]

This is the back-up sonnet I wrote in case she doesn't accept the first one.

And it's hardly porn; I cropped out the nipples.[/quote3d5aca4c40]

As presented, it isn't truly pornagraphic, but it is clear that it is a neatly cropped image from porn. I think a sexy image is fine, but one in which the woman is either in lingerie or under the sheets might be more suitable to an academic assignment.

Why wouldn't she accept the first one?[/quote3d5aca4c40]
Because the first is written in tetrameter and she asked for pentameter. I like the first one much, much better (link here[=http//homepage.mac.com/ilanbg/shakespeare.jpg]here) but I have no idea what kind of teacher she is. Bit o' russian roulette, I suppose.


Also, keep in mind I'm not asking which one is sexiest, but which one is best fitted as the illustration of the sonnet.

pokernerdaa

11-02-2006 14:10:18

[quote8c535bbb3c="ilanbg"] (link here[=http//homepage.mac.com/ilanbg/shakespeare.jpg]here)
[/quote8c535bbb3c]

haha naked women and jack daniels...u trying to get an F P

Veek

11-02-2006 14:11:24

[quoteec39757f27="PokerNerdAA"][quoteec39757f27="ilanbg"] (link here[=http//homepage.mac.com/ilanbg/shakespeare.jpg]here)
[/quoteec39757f27]

haha naked women and jack daniels...u trying to get an F P[/quoteec39757f27]

It'd be nice if you'd leave your type of comments out of his thread. He's being serious about his work...

doylnea

11-02-2006 14:12:32

[quote740ba91d54="PokerNerdAA"][quote740ba91d54="mrwzk"]clcik the link at the top that says orginals[/quote740ba91d54]

he must have edited that in there...

anyway......... stun

EDIT matter of fact she's got a crazy situation going on with her liyou knowli ... i think the cropped ones are better shock[/quote740ba91d54]

The link was always there, and shouldn't you playing in your $1K buy-in poker tourney now? Damn that's a lot of cash to layout for online poker.

pokernerdaa

11-02-2006 14:17:40

[quote5a4c2c0830="Veek"]

It'd be nice if you'd leave your type of comments out of his thread. He's being serious about his work...[/quote5a4c2c0830]

hmm what an asshole no offense but seriously, if i were to ever turn in anything like that at my school i'd probably instafail or get in school suspension. i wore a shirt that said jack daniels on it real small with a zip up hoodie over it....i had it unzipped and got threatened with suspension.....

no need to be a complete asshole... although what should i expect that's all you ever are towards me

[quote5a4c2c0830]
The link was always there, and shouldn't you playing in your $1K buy-in poker tourney now? Damn that's a lot of cash to layout for online poker.[/quote5a4c2c0830]

Yeah i'm playing the turney, but keeping this shit in the backround so I don't get bored and start playing 7-2 preflop cry

ilanbg

11-02-2006 14:21:01

Pokernerd, you bring it upon yourself sometimes. Not always, but sometimes. In this case, I think you're just taking a harmless comment personally.

[quote9332057e56="Veek"][quote9332057e56="PokerNerdAA"][quote9332057e56="ilanbg"] (link here[=http//homepage.mac.com/ilanbg/shakespeare.jpg]here)
[/quote9332057e56]

haha naked women and jack daniels...u trying to get an F P[/quote9332057e56]

It'd be nice if you'd leave your type of comments out of his thread. He's being serious about his work...[/quote9332057e56]

Thanks Veek. I'm hoping the teacher sees it the same way.

Veek

11-02-2006 14:22:13

[quotea81f10e15a="PokerNerdAA"][quotea81f10e15a="Veek"]

It'd be nice if you'd leave your type of comments out of his thread. He's being serious about his work...[/quotea81f10e15a]

hmm what an asshole no offense but seriously, if i were to ever turn in anything like that at my school i'd probably instafail or get in school suspension. i wore a shirt that said jack daniels on it real small with a zip up hoodie over it....i had it unzipped and got threatened with suspension.....

no need to be a complete asshole... although what should i expect that's all you ever are towards me[/quotea81f10e15a]

Sweetie, I wasn't being an asshole. I was telling you nicely that he is trying to be serious about his work. We don't need to see you posting about where there are bigger pictures of the girls nipples because you fail to correctly read posts.

If you want to talk, PM me.

pokernerdaa

11-02-2006 14:23:16

anytime i see a post of his anywhere near a post of mine or on one of my threads it's never nice.....i don't think he meant that comment in a nice way either

ilanbg

11-02-2006 14:30:22

Don't threadjack with whiny posts.

I suppose while I'm at it I'll ask for some feedback for the sonnets as well. What think ye all?

tracemhunter

11-02-2006 14:30:34

what's pathetic is that i knew who that was without having to look at the originals. shock