Confessions. Turn em in!
akalic
09-02-2006 19:26:30
i have a confession to make, a few weeks ago i found a 100 dollar textbook and i decided to just take it and burn it ahaha. turns out it belonged to someone of mine that was close but i never told him. woops
your confessions?
kevxross
09-02-2006 19:32:22
[quotee6c69bf7cb="akalic"]i have a confession to make, a few weeks ago i found a 100 dollar textbook and i decided to just take it and burn it ahaha. turns out it belonged to someone of mine that was close but i never told him. woops
your confessions?[/quotee6c69bf7cb]
Wait, what? You found a $100 textbook and literally burned it? That earns you the title of "Complete Idiot."
The very [ie6c69bf7cb]worst[/ie6c69bf7cb] I'd expect you to do would be to fleabay/half.com it, but wow.. you're retarded.
You're sick. Keeping it is one thing, but burning it? I mean, hellooo crazy.
My neighbor kept playing louuddd music every damn morning before he goes to school. One day I was having my friends over because we were getting ready for a photo shoot. I told the girls to go outside and scream at him, "Turn that shit off you ugly fool. You're not going to impress us or anyone."
He never did it again. Imagine? Hot girls calling you ugly. Ha!
Really mean, but felt good.
johnjimjones
09-02-2006 19:41:30
[quotea2afa676f4="Veek"]You're sick. Keeping it is one thing, but burning it? I mean, hellooo crazy.
My neighbor kept playing louuddd music every damn morning before he goes to school. One day I was having my friends over because we were getting ready for a photo shoot. I told the girls to go outside and scream at him, "Turn that shit off you ugly fool. You're not going to impress us or anyone."
He never did it again. Imagine? Hot girls calling you ugly. Ha!
Really mean, but felt good.[/quotea2afa676f4]
I wanna be your neighbor. (
bullseye4u
09-02-2006 19:44:05
[quoteb0864c6f4d="johnjimjones"][quoteb0864c6f4d="Veek"]You're sick. Keeping it is one thing, but burning it? I mean, hellooo crazy.
My neighbor kept playing louuddd music every damn morning before he goes to school. One day I was having my friends over because we were getting ready for a photo shoot. I told the girls to go outside and scream at him, "Turn that shit off you ugly fool. You're not going to impress us or anyone."
He never did it again. Imagine? Hot girls calling you ugly. Ha!
Really mean, but felt good.[/quoteb0864c6f4d]
I wanna be your neighbor. ([/quoteb0864c6f4d]
john i must admit your avator is so dam sexy man +1 Bro everytime i go in library, work home i see mad hot you deserve it
theysayjump
09-02-2006 19:46:54
[quote7b1ea44dac="bullseye4u"][quote7b1ea44dac="johnjimjones"][quote7b1ea44dac="Veek"]You're sick. Keeping it is one thing, but burning it? I mean, hellooo crazy.
My neighbor kept playing louuddd music every damn morning before he goes to school. One day I was having my friends over because we were getting ready for a photo shoot. I told the girls to go outside and scream at him, "Turn that shit off you ugly fool. You're not going to impress us or anyone."
He never did it again. Imagine? Hot girls calling you ugly. Ha!
Really mean, but felt good.[/quote7b1ea44dac]
I wanna be your neighbor. ([/quote7b1ea44dac]
john i must admit your avator is so dam sexy man +1 [b7b1ea44dac]Bro everytime i go in library, work home i see mad hot you deserve it[/b7b1ea44dac][/quote7b1ea44dac]
shock ?
bullseye4u
09-02-2006 19:48:38
[quote50aa09d891="theysayjump"][quote50aa09d891="bullseye4u"][quote50aa09d891="johnjimjones"][quote50aa09d891="Veek"]You're sick. Keeping it is one thing, but burning it? I mean, hellooo crazy.
My neighbor kept playing louuddd music every damn morning before he goes to school. One day I was having my friends over because we were getting ready for a photo shoot. I told the girls to go outside and scream at him, "Turn that shit off you ugly fool. You're not going to impress us or anyone."
He never did it again. Imagine? Hot girls calling you ugly. Ha!
Really mean, but felt good.[/quote50aa09d891]
I wanna be your neighbor. ([/quote50aa09d891]
john i must admit your avator is so dam sexy man +1 [b50aa09d891]Bro everytime i go in library, work home i see mad hot you deserve it[/b50aa09d891][/quote50aa09d891]
shock ?[/quote50aa09d891]
yeah i know i just cant take it anymore had to say that lol P
justinag06
09-02-2006 19:49:05
[quote249828babc="theysayjump"][quote249828babc="bullseye4u"][quote249828babc="johnjimjones"][quote249828babc="Veek"]You're sick. Keeping it is one thing, but burning it? I mean, hellooo crazy.
My neighbor kept playing louuddd music every damn morning before he goes to school. One day I was having my friends over because we were getting ready for a photo shoot. I told the girls to go outside and scream at him, "Turn that shit off you ugly fool. You're not going to impress us or anyone."
He never did it again. Imagine? Hot girls calling you ugly. Ha!
Really mean, but felt good.[/quote249828babc]
I wanna be your neighbor. ([/quote249828babc]
john i must admit your avator is so dam sexy man +1 [b249828babc]Bro everytime i go in library, work home i see mad hot you deserve it[/b249828babc][/quote249828babc]
shock ?[/quote249828babc]
?
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http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/94fffbbff9d6299905f59f70f9f421b9.gif[" alt=""/img249828babc] ?
Brok3n_Sword
09-02-2006 19:50:59
I masturbated once. It's a sin.
johnjimjones
09-02-2006 19:54:37
[quote34ccde2f00="theysayjump"][quote34ccde2f00="bullseye4u"][quote34ccde2f00="johnjimjones"][quote34ccde2f00="Veek"]You're sick. Keeping it is one thing, but burning it? I mean, hellooo crazy.
My neighbor kept playing louuddd music every damn morning before he goes to school. One day I was having my friends over because we were getting ready for a photo shoot. I told the girls to go outside and scream at him, "Turn that shit off you ugly fool. You're not going to impress us or anyone."
He never did it again. Imagine? Hot girls calling you ugly. Ha!
Really mean, but felt good.[/quote34ccde2f00]
I wanna be your neighbor. ([/quote34ccde2f00]
john i must admit your avator is so dam sexy man +1 [b34ccde2f00]Bro everytime i go in library, work home i see mad hot you deserve it[/b34ccde2f00][/quote34ccde2f00]
shock ?[/quote34ccde2f00]
Agreed.
xigxag
09-02-2006 20:04:38
[quote3a07b0799e="johnjimjones"][quote3a07b0799e="theysayjump"][quote3a07b0799e="bullseye4u"][quote3a07b0799e="johnjimjones"][quote3a07b0799e="Veek"]You're sick. Keeping it is one thing, but burning it? I mean, hellooo crazy.
My neighbor kept playing louuddd music every damn morning before he goes to school. One day I was having my friends over because we were getting ready for a photo shoot. I told the girls to go outside and scream at him, "Turn that shit off you ugly fool. You're not going to impress us or anyone."
He never did it again. Imagine? Hot girls calling you ugly. Ha!
Really mean, but felt good.[/quote3a07b0799e]
I wanna be your neighbor. ([/quote3a07b0799e]
john i must admit your avator is so dam sexy man +1 [b3a07b0799e]Bro everytime i go in library, work home i see mad hot you deserve it[/b3a07b0799e][/quote3a07b0799e]
shock ?[/quote3a07b0799e]
Agreed.[/quote3a07b0799e]
[quote3a07b0799e]john i must admit your avator is so dam sexy man +Karma, you deserve it bro. Everytime i go in the library, work, or at home i see the mad hot avatar[/quote3a07b0799e]
FYP (i think)
I have a fetish for gothic asian women..
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Plus I masturbate to that photo on a daily basis.. Its starting to become routine.
shamash
09-02-2006 21:05:52
holy shit her eyes are 2 differnet colors
thats scary
akalic
09-02-2006 21:06:32
[quote043f463026="kevxross"][quote043f463026="akalic"]i have a confession to make, a few weeks ago i found a 100 dollar textbook and i decided to just take it and burn it ahaha. turns out it belonged to someone of mine that was close but i never told him. woops
your confessions?[/quote043f463026]
Wait, what? You found a $100 textbook and literally burned it? That earns you the title of "Complete Idiot."
The very [i043f463026]worst[/i043f463026] I'd expect you to do would be to fleabay/half.com it, but wow.. you're retarded.[/quote043f463026]
well to be honest, it wasn't my idea to burn it, but i lost a different textbook earlier, so i decided to compensate for my loss.
theysayjump
09-02-2006 21:08:00
[quoteb0915aff0f="akalic"][quoteb0915aff0f="kevxross"][quoteb0915aff0f="akalic"]i have a confession to make, a few weeks ago i found a 100 dollar textbook and i decided to just take it and burn it ahaha. turns out it belonged to someone of mine that was close but i never told him. woops
your confessions?[/quoteb0915aff0f]
Wait, what? You found a $100 textbook and literally burned it? That earns you the title of "Complete Idiot."
The very [ib0915aff0f]worst[/ib0915aff0f] I'd expect you to do would be to fleabay/half.com it, but wow.. you're retarded.[/quoteb0915aff0f]
well to be honest, it wasn't my idea to burn it, but i lost a different textbook earlier, so i decided to compensate for my loss.[/quoteb0915aff0f]
You compensated your loss by burning a book which basially meant you lost it?
syriandoode
09-02-2006 21:09:44
i blew up a toilet in first grade once
[quote00e5135627="shamash"]holy shit her eyes are 2 differnet colors
thats scary[/quote00e5135627]
Those are contacts, kiddo.
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shamash
09-02-2006 21:12:12
[quotec14903bbd8="syriandoode"]i blew up a toilet in first grade once[/quotec14903bbd8]
[ignorant]They teach you guys to make bombs that early?[/ignorant]
syriandoode
09-02-2006 21:15:45
i clogged it......and some kid tried to flush....he came out soaked...
syriandoode
09-02-2006 21:16:09
[quoted8addc958a="shamash"][quoted8addc958a="syriandoode"]i blew up a toilet in first grade once[/quoted8addc958a]
[ignorant]They teach you guys to make bombs that early?[/ignorant][/quoted8addc958a]
heyyy....
pokernerdaa
09-02-2006 21:17:02
i whack off to posts on this forum oops
johnjimjones
09-02-2006 21:17:21
[quote7a57237c29="syriandoode"]i clogged it......and some kid tried to flush....he came out soaked...[/quote7a57237c29]
awwww sucks to be him
[quote1aa5775c5f="PokerNerdAA"]i whack off to posts on this forum oops[/quote1aa5775c5f]
We need a [b1aa5775c5f]confession![/b1aa5775c5f] Not something expected.
johnjimjones
09-02-2006 21:18:19
[quotea4f3943eee="Veek"][quotea4f3943eee="PokerNerdAA"]i whack off to posts on this forum oops[/quotea4f3943eee]
We need a [ba4f3943eee]confession![/ba4f3943eee] Not something expected.[/quotea4f3943eee]
haha line up Veek's and my post and you got all you need.
pokernerdaa
09-02-2006 21:18:59
[quoteeb57f9750f="Veek"][quoteeb57f9750f="PokerNerdAA"]i whack off to posts on this forum oops[/quoteeb57f9750f]
We need a [beb57f9750f]confession![/beb57f9750f] Not something expected.[/quoteeb57f9750f]
I think this calls for.....
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Allen626
09-02-2006 21:26:35
I goto a community college X
I download software, promising myself I will go out and legally purchase it.. But I never do s
johnjimjones
09-02-2006 21:49:35
I've never been drunk.
justinag06
09-02-2006 21:51:37
lijustinag06li[/color301c136d10] throws a beer at johnjimjones's head
syriandoode
09-02-2006 21:52:58
its been like 20 whole seconds and no one has posted....im suddenly bored...
KyleRaker
09-02-2006 21:53:07
Had a whiskey dick last Saturday
johnjimjones
09-02-2006 21:53:40
I've drank before, just not a lot.
syriandoode
09-02-2006 21:53:54
whats that?
KyleRaker
09-02-2006 21:59:01
Whiskey Dick - n.
When too much alcohol has been consumed into a males body making it impossible to achieve an erection even in circumstances where it would be almost impossible not to.
[i2666458220]Parker almost got his dick sucked last weekend but had Whiskey Dick. Later in the night he did state that "It is working."[/i2666458220]
pokernerdaa
09-02-2006 22:10:17
i have a hairy ass
akalic
09-02-2006 22:15:14
chances are if we burned you the first time, saying something even more degrading won't help, let alone it being funny...
pokernerdaa
09-02-2006 22:16:39
[quotea59e7c9e64="akalic"]chances are if we burned you the first time, saying something even more degrading won't help, let alone it being funny...[/quotea59e7c9e64]
that's quite shitty, fuck
PS - I guess i love seeing people banned?
[quotea59e7c9e64="akalic"]everyone likes to see others get banned, thats a confession! [/quotea59e7c9e64]
compuguru
09-02-2006 22:19:58
[quote7e2b975538="h3x"]I download software, promising myself I will go out and legally purchase it.. But I never do s[/quote7e2b975538]
Hey me too! D
akalic
09-02-2006 22:21:27
i haven't bought a single computer game in my life
pokernerdaa
09-02-2006 22:29:22
[quoted0642fa81e="akalic"]i haven't bought a single computer game in my life[/quoted0642fa81e]
word
EatChex89
09-02-2006 22:32:17
i saw my parents having sex and it freaked me out.
pokernerdaa
09-02-2006 22:34:34
[quote58cc3a69cb="EatChex89"]i saw my parents having sex and it freaked me out.[/quote58cc3a69cb]
gross, wish i could take that +KMA i gave u the other day back shock
EatChex89
09-02-2006 22:38:05
[quote0f366dd5b2="PokerNerdAA"][quote0f366dd5b2="EatChex89"]i saw my parents having sex and it freaked me out.[/quote0f366dd5b2]
gross, wish i could take that +KMA i gave u the other day back shock[/quote0f366dd5b2]
yeaaa. they don't know tho.
guelah75
09-02-2006 22:39:20
gave a girl a white dragon, then just got dressed and left without saying a word
never talked to her again
i feel a little bad, no not really
Allen626
09-02-2006 22:49:52
[quote75fafca0b4="johnjimjones"]I've never been drunk.[/quote75fafca0b4]
I am drunk right now, and have not been drunk in a while. I have got to say being high is better though. Maybe I need to drink more lollllllls.
pokernerdaa
09-02-2006 22:49:54
[quote14df553a0b="guelah75"]gave a girl a white dragon[/quote14df553a0b]
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johnjimjones
09-02-2006 22:51:57
[quote2732c2bd8d="PokerNerdAA"][quote2732c2bd8d="guelah75"]gave a girl a white dragon[/quote2732c2bd8d]
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I had to Urban Dictionary it myself. Sorta disturbing.
EatChex89
09-02-2006 22:52:03
dude, please.
stop with the images, it's annoying.
Stroid
09-02-2006 22:53:53
[quoteefe23261d3="shamash"][quoteefe23261d3="syriandoode"]i blew up a toilet in first grade once[/quoteefe23261d3]
[ignorant]They teach you guys to make bombs that early?[/ignorant][/quoteefe23261d3] lol
pokernerdaa
09-02-2006 22:55:25
[quote4a708256e2="EatChex89"]dude, please.
stop with the images, it's annoying.[/quote4a708256e2]
i find it mildly ammusing + the fact i just got photoshop back becasue it was on my sisters computer since sept and i just got it via GoToMyPC - took like 12 hours to send - anyway i'll stop
EatChex89
09-02-2006 23:03:15
[quote3bfc402cd1="PokerNerdAA"][quote3bfc402cd1="EatChex89"]dude, please.
stop with the images, it's annoying.[/quote3bfc402cd1]
i find it mildly ammusing + the fact i just got photoshop back becasue it was on my sisters computer since sept and i just got it via GoToMyPC - took like 12 hours to send - anyway i'll stop[/quote3bfc402cd1]
i can't believe you made that in photoshop.... poor photoshop
pokernerdaa
09-02-2006 23:06:30
[quote9ded9f9ced="EatChex89"][quote9ded9f9ced="PokerNerdAA"][quote9ded9f9ced="EatChex89"]dude, please.
stop with the images, it's annoying.[/quote9ded9f9ced]
i find it mildly ammusing + the fact i just got photoshop back becasue it was on my sisters computer since sept and i just got it via GoToMyPC - took like 12 hours to send - anyway i'll stop[/quote9ded9f9ced]
i can't believe you made that in photoshop.... poor photoshop[/quote9ded9f9ced]
what do u think i made it in paint or something? took me <1 minute haha
[quotecd5c35724e="EatChex89"]i saw my parents having sex and it freaked me out.[/quotecd5c35724e]
same here except it got me excited.. it was like watching a kinky old person porno.
EatChex89
09-02-2006 23:09:20
[quotecf03b68d84="h3x"][quotecf03b68d84="EatChex89"]i saw my parents having sex and it freaked me out.[/quotecf03b68d84]
same here except it got me excited.. it was like watching a kinky old person porno.[/quotecf03b68d84]
i hope you're kidding.
[quote49d695cbdf="EatChex89"][quote49d695cbdf="h3x"][quote49d695cbdf="EatChex89"]i saw my parents having sex and it freaked me out.[/quote49d695cbdf]
same here except it got me excited.. it was like watching a kinky old person porno.[/quote49d695cbdf]
i hope you're kidding.[/quote49d695cbdf]
of course )
akalic
10-02-2006 02:02:40
not ;)
Tholek
10-02-2006 02:21:18
I love brussel sprouts.
jadem
10-02-2006 02:54:53
I kinda like e-attention but am uncomfortable when the attention is on me IRL. oops
I have more friends online than I do IRL. oops
JUNIOR6886
10-02-2006 04:38:18
Im the only one in my group of friends who doesnt smoke or drink oops
I avoided a girl for months who i KNEW liked me because i didnt like her and i didnt know how to tell her oops
crazyates
10-02-2006 09:35:06
i've never had sex...although i don't really plan to either till i'm married
that good enough for ya?
afro_wolff
10-02-2006 09:38:10
[quotef268412f8e="syriandoode"]i clogged it......and some kid tried to flush....he came out soaked...[/quotef268412f8e]
I started read'n this thread....Dude.....That kid was me (
EatChex89
10-02-2006 10:11:37
[quote25ba7db8e5="afro_wolff"][quote25ba7db8e5="syriandoode"]i clogged it......and some kid tried to flush....he came out soaked...[/quote25ba7db8e5]
I started read'n this thread....Dude.....That kid was me ([/quote25ba7db8e5]
that would be hilarious if it was true
pokernerdaa
10-02-2006 12:01:53
[quotec115e5ec36="jadem"]I kinda like e-attention but am uncomfortable when the attention is on me IRL. oops
I have more friends online than I do IRL. oops[/quotec115e5ec36]
Word...hate being center of attention anytime anywhere, makes me uncomfortable..... oops
tylerc
10-02-2006 12:06:53
I drank behind my girlfriend's back (ex) and my parents found out I drank after I lied about it, so they took away my car for a week and then I asked my girlfriend to give me a ride to school that week.
She is really anti-drinking, to the point where she would break up with me if she found out.
EatChex89
10-02-2006 12:30:28
[quote3af6c3015e="tylerc"]I drank behind my girlfriend's back (ex) and my parents found out I drank after I lied about it, so they took away my car for a week and then I asked my girlfriend to give me a ride to school that week.
She is really anti-drinking, to the point where she would break up with me if she found out.[/quote3af6c3015e]
dont' marry her if you want to drink during your marriage.
pokernerdaa
10-02-2006 13:29:02
[quote3cb70cd387="EatChex89"]dont' marry her if you want to drink during your marriage.[/quote3cb70cd387]
i'm probably well over my head and out of place by saying this but....
ORLY?[/size3cb70cd387]
johnjimjones
10-02-2006 13:30:53
[quote5bc7140039="tylerc"]I drank behind my girlfriend's back (ex) and my parents found out I drank after I lied about it, so they took away my car for a week and then I asked my girlfriend to give me a ride to school that week.
She is really anti-drinking, to the point where she would break up with me if she found out.[/quote5bc7140039]
They only took your car away for a week? wow.....
manOFice
10-02-2006 13:47:41
[quote379cfbaef2="EatChex89"][quote379cfbaef2="tylerc"]I drank behind my girlfriend's back (ex) and my parents found out I drank after I lied about it, so they took away my car for a week and then I asked my girlfriend to give me a ride to school that week.
She is really anti-drinking, to the point where she would break up with me if she found out.[/quote379cfbaef2]
dont' marry her if you want to drink during your marriage.[/quote379cfbaef2]
What kinda chick is against drinking?
Lets see....i had sex with this girl, another girl called, i ignored her while i was having sex with this chick...the girl i ignored i'm now engaged to.
syriandoode
10-02-2006 13:49:16
im still confused as to what a white dragon is
manOFice
10-02-2006 13:50:09
[quote759fcabae5="syriandoode"]im still confused as to what a white dragon is[/quote759fcabae5]
google.com
fashionjunkee
10-02-2006 13:52:08
[quote381f898cc2="Allen626"]I goto a community college X[/quote381f898cc2]
Lemme guess..HCC?
Berky34
10-02-2006 14:00:54
[quote352256280e="syriandoode"]im still confused as to what a white dragon is[/quote352256280e]
http//www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=white+dragon
urban dictionary.
pokernerdaa
10-02-2006 14:01:04
[quoted40043e930="manofice"]
Lets see....i had sex with this girl, another girl called, i ignored her while i was having sex with this chick...the girl i ignored i'm now engaged to.[/quoted40043e930]
roll
grimy