How many Jews?

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nitriv

30-01-2006 17:21:38

I was wondering how many of the users of FIPG are Jewish?
Please reply if you are Jewish by writing any Yiddish or Hebrew term.
Non Jews-don't mess up this forum by claiming to be Jews. I know everyone wishes they were Jewish, but that's not what I want to find out.

Th3Great1

30-01-2006 17:23:16

[quote2f2438d512="nitriv"]I was wondering how many of the users of FIPG are Jewish?
Please reply if you are Jewish by writing any Yiddish or Hebrew term.
Non Jews-don't mess up this forum by claiming to be Jews. I know everyone wishes they were Jewish, but that's not what I want to find out.[/quote2f2438d512]


LMAO im just curious why you want to find out how is jewish and who is not?

nitriv

30-01-2006 17:26:54

LMAO im just curious why you want to find out how is jewish and who is not?

I was just interested.
I should have phrased the question differently- what percentage of people on FIPG are Jewish? I figure the best way to find out is by seeing who replies.
BTW I'm Jewish---Shalom

Bill

30-01-2006 17:29:36

Shalom, I am a good mensch.

freedesktoppc

30-01-2006 17:30:36

nice pic of yashka there

KeithA

30-01-2006 17:32:00

11.1%

We used to have it on the Stats page.

srichter

30-01-2006 17:34:34

Oy Vey.

Broken Ego

30-01-2006 17:42:44

Ken <---- (Not a name)

Manishma?

freedesktoppc

30-01-2006 17:48:11

hakol beseder

thehacker010

30-01-2006 17:52:38

To be politically correct you should have said, "How many Jewish people?" not "How many Jews?"

Gooogler

30-01-2006 17:59:02

I thought this was going to be one of those "How many jews does it take..." Jokes.

turpentinedreams

30-01-2006 17:59:24

[quote82824ccfdb="thehacker010"]To be politically correct you should have said, "How many Jewish people?" not "How many Jews?"[/quote82824ccfdb]narishkeit!

srichter

30-01-2006 18:58:53

How many Jews is perfectly politically correct.

shamash

30-01-2006 19:05:04

oy gevalt > oy vey

shalom


my username alone is proof O

kposse77

30-01-2006 19:13:14

l'chaim!

Gooogler

30-01-2006 19:24:34

[b3e3ea2e1b0]Jewish Movies[/b3e3ea2e1b0]

These aren't funny unless you know what the words mean

Oy of the Beholder - Singles kvetch about their awful partners.
Girls Interrupted - Women's section of shul are told to be quiet during davening.
Seder House Rules - Zeda explains the law on Pesach.
Angela's Kashas - Woman tells all her secret recipes.
Supernova - Rocket scientists discover powerful strain of lox.
Dredel Will Rock - Toy comes alive during Chanukah.
Sleepy Halah - It's Friday and dad fills up on bread then dozes off.
Goys Don't Cry - Rabbi explains why only Jews celebrate Tisha B'Av.
Goy Story 2 - Issy divorces shiksa, then marries another.
Mun on the Moon - Astronauts find hamentashen filling on the moon
Stuart Ladle - Mouse makes chicken soup for shabbos.
The End of the Affair - Sheva Brachos finishes at 3am.

[i3e3ea2e1b0]"Are they perfect? No! But I don't see you coming up with anything better"[/i3e3ea2e1b0]

thehacker010

30-01-2006 19:31:01

[quote93912dcf1b="srichter"]How many Jews is perfectly politically correct.[/quote93912dcf1b]

Well, someone don't tell the people who go to an all Jewish school that.... roll oops

crazyates

30-01-2006 19:41:26

[quote8d511d8176="Gooogler"]I thought this was going to be one of those "How many jews does it take..." Jokes.[/quote8d511d8176]

lol...that's what i thought it was too...

damn could have been a good thread too...J/K!

my friend is full of those kinds of jokes...though he never really means it lol wink

Veek

30-01-2006 19:56:40

Who lied to you telling you everyone wants to be jewish?

IP check on line 6.

Berky34

30-01-2006 20:15:07

im schvitzing ova here.

+1 jew

tylerc

30-01-2006 20:16:27

To me, saying "How many Jews" versus "How many Jewish people" is the same as saying "How many blacks" versus "How many African-Americans"

That's just me, though shrug

mr_black

30-01-2006 21:59:15

man this post is jewish lol
(sorry i couldnt resist)[/size9a15519afe]

Aprout

30-01-2006 22:03:56

If only we could send latkes and brisket through the forum

akalic

30-01-2006 22:34:10

okay so a jew with a boner walks into a wall, what happens?

Aprout

30-01-2006 22:40:31

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..originality overload

Wolfeman

30-01-2006 23:30:22

<~~Gentile

crazyates

31-01-2006 08:58:11

[quotec1ee5c8f7f="akalic"]okay so a jew with a boner walks into a wall, what happens?[/quotec1ee5c8f7f]

Huh? ? i don't get it

Tholek

31-01-2006 09:06:52

Now I'm stahvin'. Bring me a cherry cheese knish. )

nitriv

31-01-2006 10:00:46

it brings me great simcha to see the gvaltic repsonse from all the yiddin of FIPG.

nitriv

31-01-2006 10:09:20

[quotede5bbc181f="akalic"]okay so a jew with a boner walks into a wall, what happens?[/quotede5bbc181f]

He breaks his nose

crazyates

31-01-2006 11:03:49

^^^ok haha i get it...

not very funny...roll