HOLY SHIBBY!!! ??Miracle Water??

Holy hell...I just saw theeeee coolest infomercial i've ever seen in my entire life. Peter Pop-off and his MIRACLE water...anyone heard of this guy or what he does.

They seriously offered this "free miracle water" and had testamonials....They were simply fuck'n amazing!! Everyone was claiming to recieve all of these DIVINE TRANSFERS....yes indeed...they just claimed that over $45,000 would appear in there account or what not. You can see some at this site...

http//www.timboucher.com/journal/2005/06/23/peter-popoffs-miracle-spring-water/


[quote2fa3119ed1]Right after I ate the anointed miracle cakes I got a $5,000 bill paid off

[/quote2fa3119ed1]

That was the best for sure....

Read and come to know that www.peterpopoff.org is our new GOD....

Either tell me that this is a piss-take or I'm going to ban you.

(Insert "I LOL'D" owl here. Too lazy to get it off the smilies page.)

shock Where do I sign up?

http//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Popoff

[quote1f88932a6b]The following is quoted from his infomercial "A divine transfer is supernatural. This is not money you're going to make from your job. ... God is going to supernaturally put money into your account."[/quote1f88932a6b]

I had never seen anything like this until I came over here a few years ago, and I really, really, REALLY don't get why people fall for this shit.

I mean, are people really that dumb?

Do you really want to ask that, TSJ?

http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/74ca585daa0a3c5f2d2f1bfa3d7c44a8.gif[" alt=""/img04d4db0d42]

people really are that dumb. so is chuck norris and his workout machine as well as the crazy guy with the question marks on his suit.

Ive actually seen the guy with the question mark suit in person a few times. All that guy is selling is a book with a master list of all the government grants avaliable. Nothing scammish about that.....

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[quote9ee4f8365c="theysayjump"]Either tell me that this is a piss-take or I'm going to ban you.[/quote9ee4f8365c]

piss-take?? Either way this crapis halariouse...So indeed i signed up. I mean seriously I NEED a few divine transfers of 30K +.....And im in the dorms so once im gone from here i don't think the donation requests will follow me...we'll see..!! wink

actually jump, i had miracle water and it changed my life, i suggest u try it before u dog it.................lol i kid i kid, i couldnt even finish my lie story!

well screw you guys...haha....Im gettin the miracle water, making super magical miracle cakes and i'll show you....Im guessing my divine work will be an extra 0 on my next paypal gift (10,800- freelaptops?)

OOOOORRRR


42 FOOT PLASMA.... (O god the excitement already)

lmao. peter popoff, what a name.

I don't berieve it. After you ate those Miracle Cakes afro wolf, God must have given you +4 karma!!

Look at that shit! It works!

What about Pat Robertson's Age-Defying Pancakes? You guys are missing out...
http//www.cbn.com/communitypublic/pancakes.asp
[quote5d4bafd0c9]Pat's Age-Defying Protein Pancakes can

li Combat the build-up of plaque in your blood vessels and arteries
li Provide complex carbohydrates to keep your system running at its best
li Provide an excellent source of energy and essential fatty acids, important for good heart health
li Help protect against breast, uterine and prostate cancer[/quote5d4bafd0c9]

[quote12084f173e="theysayjump"]I don't berieve it. After you ate those Miracle Cakes afro wolf, God must have given you +4 karma!!

Look at that shit! It works![/quote12084f173e]


Oh shock Em shock Jey shock !!!! No time to waste....Must donate to the pop-off for this amazing act!!

[quotea424aa2237="Wolfeman"]What about Pat Robertson's Age-Defying Pancakes? You guys are missing out...
http//www.cbn.com/communitypublic/pancakes.asp
[quotea424aa2237]Pat's Age-Defying Protein Pancakes can

li Combat the build-up of plaque in your blood vessels and arteries
li Provide complex carbohydrates to keep your system running at its best
li Provide an excellent source of energy and essential fatty acids, important for good heart health
li Help protect against breast, uterine and prostate cancer[/quotea424aa2237][/quotea424aa2237]

Speaking from experience, those Complex Carbohydrates work wonders!

I haven't really looked into this but is this the Kahbala water or whatever? The kind that a lot of celebs are all obsessed about?

[quote69360396bd]Popoff's apparent ability to know about his audience members' ailments was the central feature of his fraud. This was accomplished by wearing an in-ear radio receiver listening to his wife, off stage, read from cards that the audience filled out before the show.[/quote69360396bd]

-Wikipedia

i watched a show that showed that he was a fraud. one day they jammed his communications that his wife was sending to his ear piece. so he didn't heal that day. it was funny. he went crazy and just blabbered.

I dont care for your infidel holy water twisted

peter popoff is chilling right here next to me with a holy popsicle

a POPoffSICLE hahah .yeaurl==http://=http:///url thats right. laugh. it was funny. just laugh.

[quote5e26a9e278]Popoff's apparent ability to know about his audience members' ailments was the central feature of his fraud. This was accomplished by wearing an in-ear radio receiver listening to his wife, off stage, read from cards that the audience filled out before the show.[/quote5e26a9e278]

Surprised I'm the first to mention the movie Fletch comes to mind here...then again, maybe I'm showing my age too much...

Fletch Lives, not Fletch )

So you're telling me this is a scam? D'oh!